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Gondwana island
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Oct 09, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gondwana island » Sun Jul 26, 2020 7:56 am

“Shut up Jefferson!” Alexander hamiltion
The daily Dino news(September 30th).pirates crushed
Rudy “What could go wrong“
Buck “everything“
General sharp tooth “you fools!”
Iron hide “you have got to be kidding me“
welcome to Gondwana island!

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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 666
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Mon Jul 27, 2020 7:29 pm

"I will be a great man one day!"

- Henry, Duke of York

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Mon Jul 27, 2020 7:37 pm

"I've got 99 issue, but a son ain't one!"
—Henry VIII
--- The Commonwealth of Southern Thelar'áí ---

TTT: The Voice of Thalassa: Southern Thelarai's Top English-Language News Program!
30 August 2120 | Possible security problem detected in TTT broadcast system | Police discover, raid Sentinels of Justice hideout
Current Year: 2120
Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT (mainly due to a lack of FTL-capable spacecraft)
A 13.43 civilization, according to this index.
International Index of Corruption: 98.6 (Not Corrupt)
NSPoliteia: 8 on a scale from -10 to 10 (Democracy)
As always, does not use NS Stats. Policies are canon, though.
Is an alternate/puppet nation of Piste-Land.

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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 666
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Mon Jul 27, 2020 7:38 pm

"You boys dun goofed up."

-Stonewall Jackson's horse

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Iron Rangers
Envoy
 
Posts: 317
Founded: Sep 21, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Iron Rangers » Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:58 pm

"Seize the means of meme production."
—Karl Marx

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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11210
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Godular » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:52 pm

"I. Like. Big. BOOMS and I cannot lie..." -Oppenheimer
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:04 pm

"I'm a jelly donut. What else can I say?"
—John F. Kennedy, June 26, 1963
--- The Commonwealth of Southern Thelar'áí ---

TTT: The Voice of Thalassa: Southern Thelarai's Top English-Language News Program!
30 August 2120 | Possible security problem detected in TTT broadcast system | Police discover, raid Sentinels of Justice hideout
Current Year: 2120
Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT (mainly due to a lack of FTL-capable spacecraft)
A 13.43 civilization, according to this index.
International Index of Corruption: 98.6 (Not Corrupt)
NSPoliteia: 8 on a scale from -10 to 10 (Democracy)
As always, does not use NS Stats. Policies are canon, though.
Is an alternate/puppet nation of Piste-Land.

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Marhaenia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: May 22, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Marhaenia » Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:17 pm

"There is only one civilization, Sid Meier's Civilization V." ~ Atatürk
| Website: https://marhaenia.gov.pr | Library: Kepustaka'an | Telegram: 3703689 |
QOTM: "Don't be startled! Don't be dumbfounded! Don't be arrogant! These words are my own upholder in facing problems that sometimes shook myself." ~ Grand General (Ret.) H. M. Soeharto
Whenever the NS site went down for me and I forgot to have the common sense to backup my text / writing
NNA International: "Burn Neo-Colonialist and Imperalist dogs," the Prime President reaffirmed in the CXXII Party Congress

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4341
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:11 pm

"Erik II walked so Alastair III could run. Alastair III ran so Alastair IV could fly."
-Obama, probably
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | Rules of the Internet | NSG is Budget Twitter
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 17  April 2021 | Mysterious Animal in Tree Turns Out to Be Croissant | King to be Transferred to Rehab Within a Month

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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11210
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Godular » Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:36 pm

“We’re doing great! We’ve got the Nazis under control. I bet they’ll disappear soon, very soon. I’ll be proven right eventually, just you wait!” -Neville Chamberlain
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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-Astoria-
Minister
 
Posts: 2259
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria- » Wed Aug 12, 2020 2:14 am

The rose has told In one simplicity.
That never life
Relinquishes a bloom
But to bestow
An ancient confidence.
William Shakespeare

Republic of Astoria | Gwernaith Asdair | Šenvat Astoir | République d'Astorie
Constitution | Bill of Rights | Anthem | Lyrics | Diplomacy | FAQ | Question artist
13. IV 2021
✉ TV1 News: User interest in worldbuilding dwindling due to self-conscious old shames | Weather: Liscray ⛅ 4° | Altas ⛅ 3° | Esterpine ☀ 10° | Naltgybal ☁ 7° | Ceirtryn ☂ -1° | Bynscel ⛅ 7° | Lyteel ☁ 6° | Traffic: HR Rte 2: 5 min delays westbound



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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4341
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Aug 12, 2020 2:42 pm

"Someday, filthy colonists, you will regret your mistakes...or you will follow my descendants as though they are celebrities and watch as they wed and have children! Their faces will be all over your tabloids! Every move they make will affect you, because our hold on you will never disappear! Dada da da DA da...."
-King George III
Last edited by Western Fardelshufflestein on Wed Aug 12, 2020 2:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | Rules of the Internet | NSG is Budget Twitter
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 17  April 2021 | Mysterious Animal in Tree Turns Out to Be Croissant | King to be Transferred to Rehab Within a Month

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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11210
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Godular » Wed Aug 12, 2020 6:21 pm

"Agh! I've got a thplinter on my tongue! Thith thuckth!" -George Washington
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Wed Aug 12, 2020 6:31 pm

"Alas, poor Erik. If only he had chosen not to take a ride that day."
KENNETH BRANAGH
--- The Commonwealth of Southern Thelar'áí ---

TTT: The Voice of Thalassa: Southern Thelarai's Top English-Language News Program!
30 August 2120 | Possible security problem detected in TTT broadcast system | Police discover, raid Sentinels of Justice hideout
Current Year: 2120
Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT (mainly due to a lack of FTL-capable spacecraft)
A 13.43 civilization, according to this index.
International Index of Corruption: 98.6 (Not Corrupt)
NSPoliteia: 8 on a scale from -10 to 10 (Democracy)
As always, does not use NS Stats. Policies are canon, though.
Is an alternate/puppet nation of Piste-Land.

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Outer Acharet
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 415
Founded: Jul 29, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Outer Acharet » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:06 pm

I'm running for president so we all recognize the power of Lord Tzeentch, the only change we need to believe in.

-Barack Obama, just before his ascension to Daemon Princehood as a Lord of Change
⠀✭⠀THE STATE OF ACHARET⠀✭⠀
The puppet that just won't stay dead has crawled its way out of the grave once more.
oh shit oh fuck why is there a black huey full of angry canadians trying to kill me-

Some Other... Things: Kiu GhesikMiranda-22CBG-Palisade
Overview - Soon | Leadership - Soon

News? What news? News is for people who don't have a bloated military-industrial complex strangling their apparatus of state. Wait, that sounds like a bad thing, doesn't it?

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Disgraces
Diplomat
 
Posts: 829
Founded: Apr 07, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Disgraces » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:13 pm

And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!
-Sun Tzu

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Santa Selena
Envoy
 
Posts: 205
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:16 pm

Fuck the Byzantines I own Constantinople now!

-Mehmed II
Low quality posts since 2020! Now with a free SETA bundle!
NEWS: SANDRE MAINT HAS BEEN INJURED BY AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT, ASHES KYLO HAS BEEN ASSASSINATED. Sandre Maint sends his condolences to Queen Elizabeth II following the death of Prince Phillip. Santa Selena discussing plans of a canal connecting the Aegean to the Danube. 

We use Nstats mostly. Factbooks
Rest in Peace Prince Philip

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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11210
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Godular » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:33 pm

"IT'S ALL THERE, BLACK AND WHITE, CLEAR AS CRYSTAL. YOU LOSE. YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR!" -Ulysses S. Grant, shortly before leaving Appomattox
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4341
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:24 pm

Southern Tzhelarhaai wrote:"Alas, poor Erik. If only he had chosen not to take a ride that day."
KENNETH BRANAGH

Is this a THREE-IN-ONE SPECIAL?
Godular wrote:"IT'S ALL THERE, BLACK AND WHITE, CLEAR AS CRYSTAL. YOU LOSE. YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR!" -Ulysses S. Grant, shortly before leaving Appomattox

I love this so much.
/Skip
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | Rules of the Internet | NSG is Budget Twitter
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 17  April 2021 | Mysterious Animal in Tree Turns Out to Be Croissant | King to be Transferred to Rehab Within a Month

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Palins
Envoy
 
Posts: 264
Founded: Aug 19, 2014
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Palins » Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:59 pm

"Splish splash, splish splash...bubble baths are better than M*A*S*H!!"

—Alan Alda

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Kashimura
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 101
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Kashimura » Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:04 am

“From each according to their naughtiness,
to each according to their nice.”
—Santa Claus
⛔️ OUR IMPERIAL FACTBOOKS ARE UNDER ⛔️
⛔️ CONSTRUCTION! ⛔️
⚠️ Currently operating this and one other factbook. ⚠️
This empire DOES NOT use NSStats, but it does guide its own NSStats to better fit the nation.

An 11.75 civilization, according to this index.

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Abject Ludicrosity
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 176
Founded: Oct 01, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Abject Ludicrosity » Tue Aug 25, 2020 10:42 pm

"I actually slept through the entire Constitutional Convention." —Benjamin Franklin

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Waldoven
Attaché
 
Posts: 89
Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Waldoven » Tue Aug 25, 2020 11:41 pm

"You can't have a life if you don't have a war"
-Napoleon Bonaparte
Last edited by Waldoven on Tue Aug 25, 2020 11:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
United Federation of Waldoven
——————
"5 billion years of history, all gone in only a day."
Map | National Anthem | Region | Puppets | Me

Ajenja Chronicle: Waldoven government website hacked! Citizens are highly recommended to not visit the website | Mirana colonization going well, first nuclear powerplants have been set up | Mirana has reached a population of 100,000 colonists, an amazing achievement for Kirandkind | Leaks show that the new uMar 32x will be able to take 100k photos | Fusion power breakthrough! Waldoven soon might gain practically limitless power

Matroyska wrote:someone: hey i’m new he-
waldoven: EAT NS DISPATCH https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=444406
Devionsa wrote:Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

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HXVZ-07031017
Attaché
 
Posts: 80
Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby HXVZ-07031017 » Tue Aug 25, 2020 11:47 pm

"Serena x Ash or Get the Bash."

- Nestor Makhno
It's actually ya boi Guzma SatoSere!
SatoSere's FT alter-ego. Actually a sci-fi worldbuilding project that incorporates a lot of childhood daydreams of mine. Still no cursed Ukraine here.
SLAVA LEHIONU!
NSTATS CRUSHED BY TANKS AND THEN THE PLANET OF NSTATS GOT EXTERMINATUS BY TOVARISHCH STEPHEN KIROV

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10955
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Aug 26, 2020 9:55 am

"I think I'd look good with a mustache."
-- George Washington

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