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Space Lads
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Space Lads » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:23 am

“You’re right. I need to lay off the spices.”- Christopher Columbus

“Austria’s pretty lit.” Otto von Bismarck
Space Brits. Also Communists.
We do not have capital punishment. Sorry for the inconvenience to any criminals.
“Exploration is in our nature. We began as wanderers, and we are wanderers still. We have lingered long enough on the shores of the cosmic ocean. We are ready at last to set sail for the stars.”
- Carl Sagan
National News
LNN: Chairhead Morris and girlfriend Meredith Gumble to go vacation on their ship “Janice” during the two week Congressional recess. They plan to tour the Uranian System, which Gumble says “needs some love.”

International News
LNN: Eros wins the Soccer Solarium Cup for the 4th year in a row. They also hosted the event in an arena on one of their artificial satellites.
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Gondwana island
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Oct 09, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gondwana island » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:33 am

“I’m surrounded by idiots“ Julius caesar
“I will kill death“ theodore roosevelt
The daily Dino news(September 30th).pirates crushed
Rudy “What could go wrong“
Buck “everything“
General sharp tooth “you fools!”
Iron hide “you have got to be kidding me“
welcome to Gondwana island!
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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11183
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Godular » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:03 am

"Tear their entire world down!" - Martin Luther King Jr.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.
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VlaRiSsiA
Envoy
 
Posts: 241
Founded: Oct 16, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby VlaRiSsiA » Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:05 am

“Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestion.”
-Hideki Tojo
VlaRiSsiA is a Shrekist Theocratic Totalitarian Hyper-Stalinist Juche^2 Nazbol Hereditary Dictatorship created after the Great Ogrethrow in 2094. Has a massive WIP multi-nation lore. We don’t use most stats(our personal and political freedoms are negative 100 in canon)
Date: January, 2161
VlaRiSsiA is like an onion, it has L A Y E R S
Glorious News: Our Omnipotent Supreme Leader with his glorious omniscience purges Comrade Pingu(who makes Stalin look like an anarchist) for being too anarchist.
The Supreme Leader|Shrekism|Armed Forces|VlaRiSsiAn Labor Camps|Location|National Anthem of the Glorious Swampland!
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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 3973
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:08 pm

"I don't like the flammenwerfer."
-King Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV
"My husband is very sober."
-Queen Marie Victoria Ethel Kehrer
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer
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The Canadian Peoples Republic
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Canadian Peoples Republic » Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:34 pm

The Church sucks and here's 90 reasons why. - Martin Luther
[Insert signature here]
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Gondwana island
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Oct 09, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gondwana island » Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:12 am

“Work sucks I know“ lenin
“Good job you blew it up“! Myth busters
The daily Dino news(September 30th).pirates crushed
Rudy “What could go wrong“
Buck “everything“
General sharp tooth “you fools!”
Iron hide “you have got to be kidding me“
welcome to Gondwana island!
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Visois
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jun 30, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Visois » Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:15 am

“First they ignore you,
Then they laugh at you,
Then you denounce them
Then you nuke them.”
-Gandhi
I don’t use NS Stats
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The Roman and Latin kingdom
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 27, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Roman and Latin kingdom » Wed Jul 08, 2020 7:43 pm

“Christmas is not a good idea to write about”charles dickens
“Fine I will do it myself” ebenezer scrooge
The Roman and Latin kingdom news(tensions rising with Egypt over Egypt threatening war over sicily
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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11183
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Godular » Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:31 pm

“Whoa! Sir! You’ve got a moth in your hair! Here, let me help you...” -John Wilkes Booth
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.
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Southern Tzhelarhaai
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:58 pm

"I have an acupuncture appointment later today at the Theatre of Pompey. Nothing to worry about, Calpurnia!"
—IVLIVS CAESAR, 15 March 44 BC
--- The Commonwealth of Southern Thelar'áí ---

TTT: The Voice of Thalassa: Southern Thelarai's Top English-Language News Program!
30 August 2120 | Possible security problem detected in TTT broadcast system | Police discover, raid Sentinels of Justice hideout
Current Year: 2120
Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT (mainly due to a lack of FTL-capable spacecraft)
A 13.43 civilization, according to this index.
International Index of Corruption: 98.6 (Not Corrupt)
NSPoliteia: 8 on a scale from -10 to 10 (Democracy)
As always, does not use NS Stats. Policies are canon, though.
Is an alternate/puppet nation of Piste-Land.
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The kingdom of Spartan
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The kingdom of Spartan » Thu Jul 09, 2020 6:04 am

Harold godwinson “I’m the rightful king of England I’m the kings brother in law”
William the conqueror “no I’m am I’m his distant cousin“
Harold hardrada “I’m the rightful king of England Cos My relatives ruled it”

edger atheling “Um I am a direct descendant of Alfred the great and the kings grand nephew can I be king please”


All three “no!”
Edger “I’m off to Scotland Then”
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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 604
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:39 pm

"That's why you don't grow a short mustache, kids." -Joseph Stalin
https://i.ibb.co/0t409y4/spi.png
New Transeurasia wrote:
Did you know? Running faster than anyone else can help you win a race.


googles how to enter nascar with running shoes as your car
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Aurevbush
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 376
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:42 pm

"I'm sorry, Saddam. Please don't hit me!"

-George W Bush
When a deadly engineered virus poised to kill all of intelligent life, humanity paused its millenial feud with its counterpart species to combat it. 5 years later, with 23% of the world's population vanished, the world continues its stride towards the vast void.
young adult American male, awkward, and metalhead
THE GREATER REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
Own Stats, Own Timeschedule

ACBC:First Consul Franconi addressed the ever increasing gap between the uber-rich and the untouchables (well below poverty)|Jiujitsu now rated the most popular combat sport in all of Aurevbush.|Could the 128th PowerBowl be held as an all virtually immersive sport, younger generations think so!
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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 3973
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:43 pm

Southern Tzhelarhaai wrote:"I have an acupuncture appointment later today at the Theatre of Pompey. Nothing to worry about, Calpurnia!"
—IVLIVS CAESAR, 15 March 44 BC

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"Cheese? Why would I bring CHEESE into the WHITE HOUSE!"
-Andrew Jackson

"IIIIIII'MMMM SOOOOOO HAAAAAAAPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
-Hamlet, Prince of Denmark

*Actual words*
-Perry the Platypus
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The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer
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Visois
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jun 30, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Visois » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:44 pm

“Guys I did it! I stopped Hitler from invading Poland by the power of this piece of paper saying he won’t do it with his signature on it! Erect a statue in my honor! I saved Europe!”
-Neville Chamberlain
I don’t use NS Stats
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Dominioan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1078
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dominioan » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:45 pm

"I could make a religion out of this!"
-Buddha after being enlightened
Centre-Left something
Obee doo
Overview
One year on this site now...help me
Heres this

Direct rule from Oklahoma City

Social Views: Stop being meanies to people =(
Economic Views: *slightly tilts head to the left*

Cool person

You there with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
Former Founder of Bluecrown Keep, disbanded region
BOOMER SOONER
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Santa Selena
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 200
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:46 pm

Those jews are NERDS!

-Adolf Hitler
Low quality posts since 2020! Now with a free SETA bundle!
NEWS:NEWS MACHINE BROKE
COVID-19 NEWS: TOTAL CASES: 85,012 |ACTIVE CASES: 733 |SERIOUS CASES: 120 |RECOVERED: 80,112|DEATHS: 3,210.

We use Nstats mostly. Factbooks
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SatoSere
Envoy
 
Posts: 203
Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby SatoSere » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:47 pm

"JFK, I diagnose you with dead."
- Lee Harvey Oswald
The Immortal Pristine Revolutionary State of Ukraine
SUMMARY: An autocratic technocratic "utopia" with the best architecture and environment in the world, paid by the freedom of citizens.
What do we have to offer? A magnificent timeless architecture, weather-altering BS machines, a pristine environment, a strong military, and a death toll of 10 million from our concentration camps and bloody wars.
FOR EVERY BAD REPLY, A POLITICAL OPPONENT WILL BE SENT TO CHERNOBYL. 13 sent (don't get offended if you get chernobyl'd 'tis just a joke)

У К Р А Ї Н А Н О М Е Р О Д И Н У С В І Т О В О М У Щ А С Т І | П Р О К Л Я Т А З О Б Р А Ж Е Н Н Я | С Л А В А Л Е Г І О Н У С Е Р Е Н И
Q&A here another acc: HXVZ-07031017
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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 604
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:50 pm

"Wow, that escalated quickly."

-Khalid bin Barghash after losing the Zanzibar war
https://i.ibb.co/0t409y4/spi.png
New Transeurasia wrote:
Did you know? Running faster than anyone else can help you win a race.


googles how to enter nascar with running shoes as your car
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Kathol Rift
Diplomat
 
Posts: 604
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:52 pm

“Hey bruh, what if we just, ya know, didn’t let this mustached kid into the school? Just for kicks, ya know?”
-Someone on the board of an Austrian art school
Just your average modernized Spartan-Viking-Samurai with robotic birds and big guns

Male, Caucasian, American, son of a cop. Brother Fowles kind of Christian. I dislike both parties, give me healthcare and gun rights, damnit.

As the top of the sig says. Tier 2 FFT and Dominator military by The Pacific Standards. Major Commando insurrection bordering on civil war some minor civil unrest going on, no elite military force in rebellion.
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Visois
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jun 30, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Visois » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:52 pm

“Why the fuck is it so cold?”
-Napoleon 1812
-Hitler 1943
I don’t use NS Stats
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Dominioan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1078
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dominioan » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:53 pm

"And unto thee thou shalt receive passage thru thy Gates of Cheese, into thy Lasagna Heaven, in thy presence of Him, for Garfield is generous unto those who art chosen by Him."

-Saint Jon Arbuckle, the Garfieldian Bible
Centre-Left something
Obee doo
Overview
One year on this site now...help me
Heres this

Direct rule from Oklahoma City

Social Views: Stop being meanies to people =(
Economic Views: *slightly tilts head to the left*

Cool person

You there with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
Former Founder of Bluecrown Keep, disbanded region
BOOMER SOONER
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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 604
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:55 pm

"Hey, I found this piece of land and I but a buncha stuff on it and it looks orange, i named it ausralia" -God, drunk
https://i.ibb.co/0t409y4/spi.png
New Transeurasia wrote:
Did you know? Running faster than anyone else can help you win a race.


googles how to enter nascar with running shoes as your car
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Kathol Rift
Diplomat
 
Posts: 604
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:58 pm

“Let their be eternal entertainment, to stave off the boredom of the devil.”
-God, creating Florida
Just your average modernized Spartan-Viking-Samurai with robotic birds and big guns

Male, Caucasian, American, son of a cop. Brother Fowles kind of Christian. I dislike both parties, give me healthcare and gun rights, damnit.

As the top of the sig says. Tier 2 FFT and Dominator military by The Pacific Standards. Major Commando insurrection bordering on civil war some minor civil unrest going on, no elite military force in rebellion.
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