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Space Lads
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Space Lads » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:23 am

“You’re right. I need to lay off the spices.”- Christopher Columbus

“Austria’s pretty lit.” Otto von Bismarck
Space Brits. Also Communists.
We do not have capital punishment. Sorry for the inconvenience to any criminals.
“Exploration is in our nature. We began as wanderers, and we are wanderers still. We have lingered long enough on the shores of the cosmic ocean. We are ready at last to set sail for the stars.”
- Carl Sagan
National News
LNN: Chairhead Morris and girlfriend Meredith Gumble to go vacation on their ship “Janice” during the two week Congressional recess. They plan to tour the Uranian System, which Gumble says “needs some love.”

International News
LNN: Eros wins the Soccer Solarium Cup for the 4th year in a row. They also hosted the event in an arena on one of their artificial satellites.

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Gondwana island
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Oct 09, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Gondwana island » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:33 am

“I’m surrounded by idiots“ Julius caesar
“I will kill death“ theodore roosevelt
The buck and Rudy show.
Buck “Oh hello there my name is buck and this is my brother Rudy“.”it appears rudy is drunk again“.rudy runs out the door. “Rudy what the flip are you doing!?“ four hours later
“Hi my name is Rudy and this is my brother buck”
buck “Why”
Buck“ Rudy!!?” Why!?!“
Bucks and Rudy quote Rudy “what could go wrong?“
Buck “everything”

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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10688
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:03 am

"Tear their entire world down!" - Martin Luther King Jr.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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VlaRiSsiA
Attaché
 
Posts: 74
Founded: Oct 16, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby VlaRiSsiA » Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:05 am

“Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestion.”
-Hideki Tojo
Date: July, 2159
Ogres are like onions, they have L A Y E R S
On October 16, 2094, the Supreme Leader Shrek ogrethrew the capitalist pigs and created The Glorious Swampland!
Shrekism|Armed Forces|VlaRiSsiAn Gulag|Location
Breaking News: The Supreme Eternal Omnipotent Ogre has been condemned by the bourgeois international community. Comrades, all who show sympathy to those pigs shall be sent to the gulag and executed. The supreme ogrelord already ordered thousands to be executed via flamethrower, but it is all for the best. Death to the WA! Wait why are we even part of i- *gunshot* 
National Anthem of the Glorious Swampland!

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 602
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jul 07, 2020 12:08 pm

"I don't like the flammenwerfer."
-King Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV
"My husband is very sober."
-Queen Marie Victoria Ethel Kehrer
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore Polygamy, WMD, and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 6 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Parliament Bill Proposes Barring Royals from Casually Werfing Flammen | Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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The Canadian Peoples Republic
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Canadian Peoples Republic » Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:34 pm

The Church sucks and here's 90 reasons why. - Martin Luther

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Gondwana island
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Oct 09, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Gondwana island » Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:12 am

“Work sucks I know“ lenin
“Good job you blew it up“! Myth busters
The buck and Rudy show.
Buck “Oh hello there my name is buck and this is my brother Rudy“.”it appears rudy is drunk again“.rudy runs out the door. “Rudy what the flip are you doing!?“ four hours later
“Hi my name is Rudy and this is my brother buck”
buck “Why”
Buck“ Rudy!!?” Why!?!“
Bucks and Rudy quote Rudy “what could go wrong?“
Buck “everything”

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Visois
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jun 30, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Visois » Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:15 am

“First they ignore you,
Then they laugh at you,
Then you denounce them
Then you nuke them.”
-Gandhi
I don’t use NS Stats

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The Roman and Latin kingdom
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 27, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby The Roman and Latin kingdom » Wed Jul 08, 2020 7:43 pm

“Christmas is not a good idea to write about”charles dickens
“Fine I will do it myself” ebenezer scrooge
The Roman and Latin kingdom news(tensions rising with Egypt over Egypt threatening war over sicily

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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10688
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:31 pm

“Whoa! Sir! You’ve got a moth in your hair! Here, let me help you...” -John Wilkes Booth
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: May 28, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:58 pm

"I have an acupuncture appointment later today at the Theatre of Pompey. Nothing to worry about, Calpurnia!"
—IVLIVS CAESAR, 15 March 44 BC
--- The Commonwealth of Southern Thelar'áí ---

TTT: The Voice of Thalassa: Southern Thelarai's Top English-Language News Program
1 August 2120 | News update pending...
Current Year: 2120
Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT (mainly due to a lack of FTL-capable spacecraft)
A 13.43 civilization, according to this index.
International Index of Corruption: 98.6 (Not Corrupt)
NSPoliteia: 8 on a scale from -10 to 10 (Democracy)
As always, does not use NS Stats. Policies are canon, though.
Is an alternate/puppet nation of Piste-Land.

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The kingdom of Spartan
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 29, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The kingdom of Spartan » Thu Jul 09, 2020 6:04 am

Harold godwinson “I’m the rightful king of England I’m the kings brother in law”
William the conqueror “no I’m am I’m his distant cousin“
Harold hardrada “I’m the rightful king of England Cos My relatives ruled it”

edger atheling “Um I am a direct descendant of Alfred the great and the kings grand nephew can I be king please”


All three “no!”
Edger “I’m off to Scotland Then”

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Nooooooooooooooo
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:39 pm

"That's why you don't grow a short mustache, kids." -Joseph Stalin
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Stanier wrote:"Attention all students, please do ignore the Mexican guy climbing the side of the school with a grappling hook. Should this warning be ignored, prepare to suffer the consequences... Vive Medici"

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Aurevbush
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 363
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Aurevbush » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:42 pm

"I'm sorry, Saddam. Please don't hit me!"

-George W Bush
A federal semi-presidential capitalist republic Yankeewank, earth-like dimension, cyberpunk with some elements of fantasy. Pop: 430 million
I'm back..more less...American, awkward, and metalhead
500 "posts", I'll do a political test
THE FEDERATED HEGEMONY OF THE GREATER REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
Own Stats, Own Timeschedule

[b]ACBC: PK-Flu: Total INF: 159,747, Dead: 42,589, RECV: 91,386|PK-MSV, albeit deadly and highly infectious, easily detectable in simple clinical tests than novel PK.|ConUn Day celebrations scuttled as a precaution against PK-Flu spread.|Hate crimes continue to decrease 23% from the past 5 years.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 602
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:43 pm

Southern Tzhelarhaai wrote:"I have an acupuncture appointment later today at the Theatre of Pompey. Nothing to worry about, Calpurnia!"
—IVLIVS CAESAR, 15 March 44 BC

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


"Cheese? Why would I bring CHEESE into the WHITE HOUSE!"
-Andrew Jackson

"IIIIIII'MMMM SOOOOOO HAAAAAAAPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
-Hamlet, Prince of Denmark

*Actual words*
-Perry the Platypus
Last edited by Western Fardelshufflestein on Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore Polygamy, WMD, and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 6 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Parliament Bill Proposes Barring Royals from Casually Werfing Flammen | Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Visois
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jun 30, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Visois » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:44 pm

“Guys I did it! I stopped Hitler from invading Poland by the power of this piece of paper saying he won’t do it with his signature on it! Erect a statue in my honor! I saved Europe!”
-Neville Chamberlain
I don’t use NS Stats

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Dominioan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 500
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dominioan » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:45 pm

"I could make a religion out of this!"
-Buddha after being enlightened
I don't know anymore
An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
Lawful Neutral
Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

*plays trains with Sorianora

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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Santa Selena
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:46 pm

Those jews are NERDS!

-Adolf Hitler
Quote of the Week
" In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." -Abraham Lincoln
NEWS:SANDRE MAINT SENDS CONDOLENCES TO ALASTAIR'S FAMILY. FLORIDA TOURIST THROWS SNAKE AT DOG ABUSER. AN F4 TORNADO PUMMELED THROUGH MANSURVIA, KILLING 1500 MEN, COSTS ARE AROUND 20 MILLION. 5G TOWERS BURNED FOR "CAUSING COVID-19".
COVID-19 NEWS: TOTAL CASES: 82,012 |ACTIVE CASES: 568 |SERIOUS CASES: 23 |RECOVERED: 71,883|DEATHS: 1,638.

We use Nstats. Factbooks

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SatoSere
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby SatoSere » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:47 pm

"JFK, I diagnose you with dead."
- Lee Harvey Oswald
Don't mind me, I'm just a worldbuilder and an aspiring author. That's all.

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Nooooooooooooooo
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:50 pm

"Wow, that escalated quickly."

-Khalid bin Barghash after losing the Zanzibar war
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Stanier wrote:"Attention all students, please do ignore the Mexican guy climbing the side of the school with a grappling hook. Should this warning be ignored, prepare to suffer the consequences... Vive Medici"

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Kathol Rift
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 364
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:52 pm

“Hey bruh, what if we just, ya know, didn’t let this mustached kid into the school? Just for kicks, ya know?”
-Someone on the board of an Austrian art school
| As a nerd, I do use NS stats | the three B’s: Big Guns, Big Robots, Big Tanks |

Ah, yes, war crimes

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Visois
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jun 30, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Visois » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:52 pm

“Why the fuck is it so cold?”
-Napoleon 1812
-Hitler 1943
I don’t use NS Stats

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Dominioan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 500
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dominioan » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:53 pm

"And unto thee thou shalt receive passage thru thy Gates of Cheese, into thy Lasagna Heaven, in thy presence of Him, for Garfield is generous unto those who art chosen by Him."

-Saint Jon Arbuckle, the Garfieldian Bible
I don't know anymore
An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
Lawful Neutral
Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

*plays trains with Sorianora

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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Nooooooooooooooo
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:55 pm

"Hey, I found this piece of land and I but a buncha stuff on it and it looks orange, i named it ausralia" -God, drunk
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Stanier wrote:"Attention all students, please do ignore the Mexican guy climbing the side of the school with a grappling hook. Should this warning be ignored, prepare to suffer the consequences... Vive Medici"

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Kathol Rift
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 364
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:58 pm

“Let their be eternal entertainment, to stave off the boredom of the devil.”
-God, creating Florida
| As a nerd, I do use NS stats | the three B’s: Big Guns, Big Robots, Big Tanks |

Ah, yes, war crimes

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