"Alternative Quotes"

by **Jews and Gypsies** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:03 am

“Kanye did nothing wrong.”
—Hans Christian Andersen

by **Novia Xeneia** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:32 am

"corruption is the way to go"

by **Mobius and the Biscay** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:43 am

"Giraffes are heartless creatures." - Charles Darwin.

by **The Children of Odin** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:12 am

"Inhale, exhale"
- Darth Vader

by **Gondwana island** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:19 am

“Lets not blow up parliament” guy fawkes
“YOLO!”Ivan the terrible

by **The Canadian Peoples Republic** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:08 pm

Drew Durnil is a threat to national security, we must take action and stop him!- Cristiano Ronaldo before invading Deruuu.

by **Visois** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:13 pm

“I’d rather be shot in the head than watch this crap”

- Abraham Lincoln

17 April 2021

"I just can't wait to be king!"
-George Washington

by **Tao Moin** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:18 pm

It is better to c^@ into the sink, than sink in the c$%.
-Aristotle

by **Southern Tzhelarhaai** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:27 pm

"ET TV, BRVTE? Then fall...wait, name a...salad...after me...Caesar!"
—IVLIVS CAESAR, before collapsing from his 23 stab wounds

by **Visois** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:46 pm

“Capitalism? More like crapitalism, am I right ladies?”
-Karl Marx probably

by **Kathol Rift** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:49 pm

“Ho ho ho, you warcrime-committing Japs.”
-Santa Claus, dropping the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima

by **Gondwana island** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:25 am

“Long live the king!” John Adams
“one person is a statistic a million is a tragedy” Stalin

by **Dytarma** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:27 am

"Imagine being a dummy and not knowing America exists."

Christopher Columbus to the royalty of Spain

by **Godular** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:35 am

“Floats like a butterfly, but punches you in the face like a boxer.” -Muhammad Ali

by **Kashimura** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:48 am

“An eye for an eye is a really fun nuclear policy.”
—Mahatma Gandhi, President of North Korea

by **Beautifully made** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:50 am

Alternative qiutes

by **The kingdom of Spartan** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:55 am

“I will be remembered by a musical” alexander hamilton
“What is a musical?” thomas jefferson
“I don,t know” alexander hamilton

by **Feyrisshire** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 6:02 am

"It has well been proven to us, that this great Arsenal of Democracy can only be sustained by the virtue that the government is to work for the benefit of Americans, their welfare and their wellbeing.

For it is in accord with the intention of the Founding Fathers, and the ideals of American democracy that to be an American President and to help the American people is to do good deeds and great works in providing free healthcare, free education, welfare and a social safety net for your typical American worker.

Let no future politician or President, whether Republican or Democrat destroy the progress that we have made, in establishing a Social Democracy through my New Deal with improvements on wellbeing that is truly beneficial for the American people."

- Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1938

by **Godular** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 6:06 am

"Can't we all just... get along?" -Adolf Hitler

by **Gondwana island** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 6:13 am

“No” winston churchill

by **Godular** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 6:37 am

Gondwana island wrote:“No” winston churchill

Shoulda gone with Neville Chamberlain for that one. It would've added nuance!

/skip

by **The kingdom of Spartan** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:34 am

“We need a United Kingdom of britain. “freedom from the Americans!”King george III

by **Godular** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:12 am

“Whoops, tautology!” -Yogi Berra

17 April 2021

"It seems the mitochondrion is not the powerhouse of the cell."
-Every Biologist Ever

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