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Klorgia1
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Posts: 257
Founded: Aug 23, 2016
Ex-Nation

"Alternative Quotes"

Postby Klorgia1 » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:16 pm

The Game is simple, but going about it can be most fun when its complex!

Make up a fake quote from history. It can be modern slang spoken by someone from ancient times, or something which would fool someone reading a history textbook.

For obvious reasons, I'll start.

"No man becomes an enemy of our cause before becoming an enemy of God."
-Pope Urban II
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Boring People
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1618
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:48 pm

“Hockey is pretty cool. My favorite team is the Toronto Maple Leafs.”
-Peter The Great

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The Sladerstan
Envoy
 
Posts: 232
Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Sladerstan » Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:52 pm

"There is no victory in defeat, but there certainly is defeat in every victory." - Alexander the Great

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Klorgia1
Envoy
 
Posts: 257
Founded: Aug 23, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Klorgia1 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:56 pm

I'm God in all ways but the official name. Lets change that.
-Pedro II, shortly before founding the church of Pedro.
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The Cosmic Mainframe
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1086
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:12 pm

"The only thing we have to fear is sand - coarse, rough, irritating rock which gets everywhere."
- Franklin Roosevelt
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Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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4chan Unity
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Mar 26, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby 4chan Unity » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:15 pm

"Gilgamesh would like to continue conquering the Mesopotamic plains, but first, a word from our sponsors: RAID: Shadow Legends!
I've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you know about mobile games because Raid Shadow Legends is one of the most ambitious RPG projects of 2019 has just been released and will change everything. Just look at the level of detail of these characters! If you use the code in the description you can start with 50,000 silver and join the Special Launch Tournament, and you better hurry because it's getting big fast! You can play for totally free with the link below on your smartphone."
- Gilgamesh, before continuing to conquer Mesopotamia
dead, if you see a new nation called [placeholder] that's the new nation I'm playing.

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Neue Coolidge
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Posts: 22
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Neue Coolidge » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:26 pm

Memes will not change if we wait for some other human or some other time. Nobody is the one we've been waiting for. Nobody changes.
-Barack Obama

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 1086
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:32 pm

"The prime directive is not merely a set of rules; it's a plot device, and a very good one."
- Jean-Luc Picard
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Klorgia1
Envoy
 
Posts: 257
Founded: Aug 23, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Klorgia1 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:34 pm

The Internet Archive is the most important website because it has this viewtopic.php?f=25&t=482481

-Tom Holland mcSpoily

(Fun fact: I legit put this in the internet archive)
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Pax Somaliana
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 167
Founded: Sep 30, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pax Somaliana » Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:32 pm

"I had an emo phase as a teenager. Unfortunately, I lost all of my compositons from that period in a house fire."

-Johann Sebastian Bach

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 1086
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:22 pm

We trust you have received the usual lecture from the 
local Rick Roller. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) Never gonna give you up.

#2) Never gonna let you down.

#3) Never gonna turn around and desert you.

- Unknown, sudo
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== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Zeritae
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 437
Founded: Jun 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zeritae » Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:26 pm

Hear, hear, that God is your God and that Satan is his enemy
- NOT The Bible
The United Republic of Zeritae
Social-Democratic asymmetrical federation with good forests and bad factbooks. Not Azania nor Aeritai. Or am I? #CardSov
Zurkerx wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

And seeing we're over the page limit, I #ilock now. We can't let the umm, super virus get out now.
Rojava Free State wrote:Roblox is the only place where you can napalm a group of children and not be a war criminal.
The-Chinese-Federation wrote:Zeritan Revolutionary Front. Damn Nazbols.
The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

Become enlightened through sex.

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Greenwichian Arcadia
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Posts: 85
Founded: Aug 11, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Greenwichian Arcadia » Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:27 pm

Perhaps the most worrisome feature of quotes appearing in social media is the blind faith of the masses in their authenticity.
—Lenin
US, Canada, obscure sci-fi plus weird sports = this.
NS stats are used (for now). Population is 231M.
Refer to canon NS policies when in doubt.
Set 50 years ago with 2020 tech.
A 6/0/5/16 nation.
Intgaming
ÆEEAADS!
[free space]
It doesn't really matter what I want. What does, though, is what people want.
—Nicole Greenwich, the first PotC.

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Zeritae
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 437
Founded: Jun 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zeritae » Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:31 pm

"One day, the proletarian revolution shall be realized, by capitalism"
- Karm Larx
The United Republic of Zeritae
Social-Democratic asymmetrical federation with good forests and bad factbooks. Not Azania nor Aeritai. Or am I? #CardSov
Zurkerx wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

And seeing we're over the page limit, I #ilock now. We can't let the umm, super virus get out now.
Rojava Free State wrote:Roblox is the only place where you can napalm a group of children and not be a war criminal.
The-Chinese-Federation wrote:Zeritan Revolutionary Front. Damn Nazbols.
The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

Become enlightened through sex.

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Greenwichian Arcadia
Attaché
 
Posts: 85
Founded: Aug 11, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Greenwichian Arcadia » Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:39 pm

“To Italian ambassador: NUTS!”
—Ioannis Metaxas
US, Canada, obscure sci-fi plus weird sports = this.
NS stats are used (for now). Population is 231M.
Refer to canon NS policies when in doubt.
Set 50 years ago with 2020 tech.
A 6/0/5/16 nation.
Intgaming
ÆEEAADS!
[free space]
It doesn't really matter what I want. What does, though, is what people want.
—Nicole Greenwich, the first PotC.

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Voxija
Diplomat
 
Posts: 797
Founded: Jan 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Wed Apr 08, 2020 3:18 pm

"To be honest, I've decided that I don't really like the whites" - Nelson Mandela.
The Republic of Voxija (pronounced: Voshiya)
I'm female.
Oddly Jewish. Trying to learn French and failing. An American who wishes the US would switch to the metric system. Secret pyromaniac?

my politics are confused and muddled
Most of my grammar errors are on purpose. Sppeling errors, tho...
I'd rather be fishing. | Author of Issues 1324 and 1346.
I think that by now I've created more lore for my nation than most real-world nations have.
I actually don't speak Basque. I just think it's a cool language.

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Zeritae
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 437
Founded: Jun 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zeritae » Wed Apr 08, 2020 3:25 pm

I like the state of israel
-ahdanis xigioet
The United Republic of Zeritae
Social-Democratic asymmetrical federation with good forests and bad factbooks. Not Azania nor Aeritai. Or am I? #CardSov
Zurkerx wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

And seeing we're over the page limit, I #ilock now. We can't let the umm, super virus get out now.
Rojava Free State wrote:Roblox is the only place where you can napalm a group of children and not be a war criminal.
The-Chinese-Federation wrote:Zeritan Revolutionary Front. Damn Nazbols.
The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

Become enlightened through sex.

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Nevadaia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Dec 24, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Nevadaia » Fri Apr 10, 2020 1:53 pm

“Any day the sand blows, i Want to touch my salad”
—Free Die Element, Bossemenian Rap City
(-_Q) The Free Market Paradise Of Nevada

Compulsory Gun Ownership
Legalized Cannabis
Capitalist Haven

This nation does represent my political views

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1086
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:26 pm

"There is only one truly serious memeological question, and that is self deletus."
- Albert Camus
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Jews and Gypsies
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 185
Founded: Aug 01, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Jews and Gypsies » Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:13 pm

“Thank You, Based God!” — Albert Einstein

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Old Zealand Founder
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 120
Founded: Mar 03, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Old Zealand Founder » Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:16 pm

"bruh" - Julius Caesar
JUCHE GANG

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Amarawai
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Apr 16, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Amarawai » Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:17 pm

"a single Death is a Death,A million Death's is A lot of people died! Oh my Lenin!"
-Joseph Stalin
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Proud Zaidias
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Apr 16, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Proud Zaidias » Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:20 pm

Amarawai wrote:"a single Death is a Death,A million Death's is A lot of people died! Oh my Lenin!"
-Joseph Stalin

"oink"
-Steven Hawking

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Hillary Clinton 2016-2024
Minister
 
Posts: 3393
Founded: Nov 06, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Hillary Clinton 2016-2024 » Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:20 pm

"Execute führerdirective 66"
-Friedrich Olbricht
quotes I like."OF COURSE OF COURSE!"-Cenk Uygur

Monarchist pan-celticist militant vegan polytheist is the only acceptable ideology as it is mine
NS quotes I like[spoiler]
[spoiler]
Napkiraly wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:Cruz has been having an affair with Trump, can confirm.

They're making their erections great again.

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Amarawai
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Apr 16, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Amarawai » Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:54 am

"These creature Stoned my Warm heart.With her died my Warm Heart"
-Joseph Stalin.
(It's actually reversed,BTW)
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