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Imperial Majapahit
Envoy
 
Posts: 227
Founded: May 11, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Imperial Majapahit » Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:23 am

"Oh. Good morning Your Majesty. What a surprise, I don't recall you coming here last night. Would you like me to get you anything?"

- Emperor Jayanagara VII, as he gets up and walks over to the mini bar.
♔ KEMAHARAJAAN MAJAPAHIT ♔
A sovereign Hindu-Buddhist empire in Southeast Asia, having survived centuries of crises and feeble European attempts at colonialism.
Overview | Territories | Military | Foreign Relations | Embassy Programme | Nation Maintenance | Trivia | Achievements

Proud member of Indonesia Raya, region terdepan Indonesia di NS - bergabunglah bersama kami!
A 15,38 civilization, according to this index.
Self-proclaimed 5-star General, Admiral, and Marshal in the realm of Hearts of Iron IV.
"Mahajapit? Majahapit? Mapajahit? Mahapajit? Mapajahit? Ma...ja...pa...hit?"
Currently in a neverending quest to find someone who isn't a libleft IRL, though I
know it is a fruitless effort because, hey, it's 2020 Maja, whaddaya expect?

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Monsone
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1340
Founded: Apr 14, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Monsone » Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:25 am

"SOMEONE IS GETTING SHANKED TODAY!".

-Klara Schmitt-Hendston, Monsonian PM
Capitalisim With Monsonian Caracteristics=Yugoslav Socialisim, But Capitalist

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=483430&p=36986503&sid=a5434c105807ef19bf07cfe8e7879b5b#p36986503-If you want an embassy with me, go to the link.

It's not pronounced Monsoon, or Monson-e, etc. It's Mohn-sohn-eh!

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Atriousia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Apr 10, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Atriousia » Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:32 am

"Sorry but,WHAT?!. Ma'am i'm old and i already have a wife,So,Here's your Atriousian Sandwich."
-Dr.Nikolai,Giving the Sandwich to her.
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Hi!
I'm Atriousia,a beautiful nation located in the Balkans,Romania and Serbia.
Please Visit us! : )



ANR - Indie List (Atriousian National Radio)


Will i ever get out of my anger? Will i be Successful? Will i achieve something great in my life? All the answer is only God have.Will i ever survive my anger and life?All we can do is Pray,Hope and live life well.Hope you do Much better life than me.


Villain that steal stuff must have an reason behind his crime.As well as Any move we do,We always have an reason behind any move we do.

If rice has become Porridge, There's nothing you can do except eat it.

I want to put a joke here but i forget what it is...

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The Xaviet Empire
Attaché
 
Posts: 74
Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Sun Apr 12, 2020 2:45 am

Gets up and writes another name, before snapping his fingers, after which guards walk in and take Nikolai to a different room

lots of Visitors lately…..
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Atriousia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Apr 10, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Atriousia » Sun Apr 12, 2020 3:25 am

The Xaviet Empire wrote:Gets up and writes another name, before snapping his fingers, after which guards walk in and take Nikolai to a different room

lots of Visitors lately…..

Dr.Nikolai will not give you Atriousian Sandwich
/Skip
Hi!
I'm Atriousia,a beautiful nation located in the Balkans,Romania and Serbia.
Please Visit us! : )



ANR - Indie List (Atriousian National Radio)


Will i ever get out of my anger? Will i be Successful? Will i achieve something great in my life? All the answer is only God have.Will i ever survive my anger and life?All we can do is Pray,Hope and live life well.Hope you do Much better life than me.


Villain that steal stuff must have an reason behind his crime.As well as Any move we do,We always have an reason behind any move we do.

If rice has become Porridge, There's nothing you can do except eat it.

I want to put a joke here but i forget what it is...

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Hanoverian Great Britain
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 156
Founded: Nov 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Sun Apr 12, 2020 3:37 am

The Xaviet Empire wrote:Gets up and writes another name, before snapping his fingers, after which guards walk in and take Nikolai to a different room

lots of Visitors lately…..


"Well Wilhelm, remind me not to ask you for even a formal dinner next time because I'm certain that I was unwillingly dragged into this compromising situation"
-Alexandra I
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
Royal News: Royals make first public appearance as royal trio; Queen, Queen Mother and Duchess of Sussex spotted at local supermarket with safety regulations

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The Xaviet Empire
Attaché
 
Posts: 74
Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Sun Apr 12, 2020 3:58 am

*laughs*

how the hell did i get here?


/skip
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Kjalaara
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 145
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Kjalaara » Sun Apr 12, 2020 6:32 am

"Well good morning Alex, I hope you did enjoy this as much as I did but I still see no reason to merge our realms even though it would be legaly possible these days."

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Stanier
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 365
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Stanier » Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:58 am

"Allora, tell me. Was that so difficile? You just had to lay down and let me take care of the rest... Do you mind a round 2?"
- Angie
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2017: The Secretary to the Vice-Presidency, Kofuku Kasei, has been declared missing. Her last known whereabouts are, shockingly, the now-isolated town of Colline Silenziose. Government critics wonder: "What was a low-ranking member of the executive branch doing in a supposedly off-limits area?". Vice-President Barbaro couldn't be reached for comment|2017 opens with three shootouts in Porto Spagnolo, Cittadella di Fidanzata, and Paraiso Perduto respectively.

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Arendellian Empire
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 09, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Arendellian Empire » Sun Apr 12, 2020 8:09 am

"I need to stop it with the whiskey, oh Lord."
- Edward Ares
IC year is 1849
I created this NS as a joke but I'm bored so why not?
I do not use NS stats.
In our world: Germany copied us, ok? Shush.

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Remulia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 468
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:22 am

"eh...this is the last time i drink that thing called "vodka""
—Empress Kamile.
The factbooks are being rewritten, if you have a sugestion, PM me, please. I will be grateful about your help.

NSstats aren't used by this nation...you are warned


A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Haudegen Reich
Envoy
 
Posts: 209
Founded: Apr 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Haudegen Reich » Sun Apr 12, 2020 12:20 pm

-"Vodka's outlawed here. Unofficially at-least. Either way, you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into." -
~ Reichspräsident Hanna Reitsch
✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠
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✠ Das Neue Haudegen Reich ✠ | Haudegenwave 3: finale d'trilogy
The Vanguards of Terror; a forgotten Wehrmacht unit turned Arctic Redoubt thirsts for a vengeance and the birthright of a homeland. Since 1945, their honour was loyalty.
"Für Führer und Reich, Rückkehr!" | "For Führer and Reich, Return to the Homeland!"
 = Associated Press - June: [...] MI6 leaks apparent Haudegen military plans to invade the North German Realm through the North Sea as codename 'Operation Kaiser'. Haudegen authorities dismiss the report as falsifications. [...] 

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The Nekos Caribbean
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Nov 28, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Nekos Caribbean » Sun Apr 12, 2020 2:33 pm

"Que demonios?!!!..... quien eres tú y que haces aquí??!!!........ uhhhhh please leave.... whomever you are you can have a nice cup of tea or coffe and then LEAVE!"

-The Human Representative to the Central Core Jose de la Habana
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Hello there Ñya~ I the president greets you ^^ and hope you have a nice day ^^
Note:The President is a male just a bit feminine but who cares and this nation doesn't represent all of my political views

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Remulia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 468
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Sun Apr 12, 2020 2:50 pm

"what the...? tell me we didn't do THAT yesterday"
-Empress Kamile.
The factbooks are being rewritten, if you have a sugestion, PM me, please. I will be grateful about your help.

NSstats aren't used by this nation...you are warned


A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Stanier
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 365
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Stanier » Sun Apr 12, 2020 2:57 pm

"... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! UNA CABRA...! Ya va, solo tiene cuernos de cabra... Either way, KHE VERGA?!"
- Sandro
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2017: The Secretary to the Vice-Presidency, Kofuku Kasei, has been declared missing. Her last known whereabouts are, shockingly, the now-isolated town of Colline Silenziose. Government critics wonder: "What was a low-ranking member of the executive branch doing in a supposedly off-limits area?". Vice-President Barbaro couldn't be reached for comment|2017 opens with three shootouts in Porto Spagnolo, Cittadella di Fidanzata, and Paraiso Perduto respectively.

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Haudegen Reich
Envoy
 
Posts: 209
Founded: Apr 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Haudegen Reich » Sun Apr 12, 2020 3:01 pm

-"Generalissimo Franco spoke with the most wonderful of tongues. It's a shame that it's you I have to settle for and not him." -
~ Reichspräsident Hanna Reitsch
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✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠
✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠
✠ Das Neue Haudegen Reich ✠ | Haudegenwave 3: finale d'trilogy
The Vanguards of Terror; a forgotten Wehrmacht unit turned Arctic Redoubt thirsts for a vengeance and the birthright of a homeland. Since 1945, their honour was loyalty.
"Für Führer und Reich, Rückkehr!" | "For Führer and Reich, Return to the Homeland!"
 = Associated Press - June: [...] MI6 leaks apparent Haudegen military plans to invade the North German Realm through the North Sea as codename 'Operation Kaiser'. Haudegen authorities dismiss the report as falsifications. [...] 

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Karamiko
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 445
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Sun Apr 12, 2020 3:38 pm

"Oh, gods, I think I'm going to be sick. I don't even want to know how you got in here. Just... for the love of the gods, get out of this loft immediately. I don't want to be forced to call the Peacekeepers on you, and I don't think you want it either."
- Prime Minister Michiko Mayweather
Karamiko - the land of lush pine forests, adorable king penguins, cultural diversity, humanistic religion, friendliness, kindness, baseball, unisex fashion, kalanta, and more!
IC name is Antarctica ~ The year is 3020 ~ NS Stats are not used!

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Kjalaara
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 145
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Kjalaara » Sun Apr 12, 2020 4:41 pm

"Whos bed is this anyways?"

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Imperial Majapahit
Envoy
 
Posts: 227
Founded: May 11, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Imperial Majapahit » Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:03 pm

"It's mine, Tove. And if I had a coin for every time I woke up with you in my bed, I'd have two coins. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that this happened twice."
- Emperor Jayanagara VII
♔ KEMAHARAJAAN MAJAPAHIT ♔
A sovereign Hindu-Buddhist empire in Southeast Asia, having survived centuries of crises and feeble European attempts at colonialism.
Overview | Territories | Military | Foreign Relations | Embassy Programme | Nation Maintenance | Trivia | Achievements

Proud member of Indonesia Raya, region terdepan Indonesia di NS - bergabunglah bersama kami!
A 15,38 civilization, according to this index.
Self-proclaimed 5-star General, Admiral, and Marshal in the realm of Hearts of Iron IV.
"Mahajapit? Majahapit? Mapajahit? Mahapajit? Mapajahit? Ma...ja...pa...hit?"
Currently in a neverending quest to find someone who isn't a libleft IRL, though I
know it is a fruitless effort because, hey, it's 2020 Maja, whaddaya expect?

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The Sladerstan
Envoy
 
Posts: 231
Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Sladerstan » Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:05 pm

"Sir, please get out of my bed. I don't swing that way." - Len Ryenshar

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Remulia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 468
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:09 pm

"remind me your age again, please"
Empress Kamile.
The factbooks are being rewritten, if you have a sugestion, PM me, please. I will be grateful about your help.

NSstats aren't used by this nation...you are warned


A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Weebs And Degenerates
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 22, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Weebs And Degenerates » Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:11 pm

"how did i get THAT drunk?"
A union of city states built by refugees doing their best to build a strong welcoming civilization

or

just a bunch of fuckin' weebs depending on how serious i am feeling....
using AL stats unless it's directly contradicted by the factbooks

if a weird white cat starts talking to you , kill it with fire

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Ignis States
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: Jun 15, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ignis States » Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:15 pm

"...Eh!? Who are you? I don't think I invited you here, and there's only one person who shares my bed. You aren't her, either, so please leave. Don't think I hold anything against you, take some breakfast on the way out! Just don't make that mistake again!"
-Strein Draksesa Varadi

BN: Do Strein lol
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What happens when you cross anime powers and overpowered leaders with furries, all written by a bored Homestuck fan with too much time? Well, you get Ignis. A multiethnic, FT republic with both might and magic that let it conquer the entire Orion Arm.
A 7.6 (this is probably outdated but I can’t do the calculations rn) (Tier 9, Level 6, Type 9) according to this index.
Princeps Senatus
Come to The Orion, we got C U L T U R E and F U R R I E S


IC Name: Roman Republic of the Orion. Or just “The Orion”. Current year is 2690

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The Sladerstan
Envoy
 
Posts: 231
Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Sladerstan » Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:22 pm

"WHAT THE HELL IS IN MY BED?! *Panicked screaming*" - Len Ryenshar

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Bloodshade
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 442
Founded: May 28, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bloodshade » Sun Apr 12, 2020 8:30 pm

Ignis States wrote:"...Eh!? Who are you? I don't think I invited you here, and there's only one person who shares my bed. You aren't her, either, so please leave. Don't think I hold anything against you, take some breakfast on the way out! Just don't make that mistake again!"
-Strein Draksesa Varadi


"What in the...well well well, who's this adorable little fur-ball? Did Serry drop you here on the way back home accidentally?

Now worries, sweetie, I'll take good care of you! Now you stay here and let me get you some clothes! If I might ask, what kind of clothes would you want to wear when you get back home to your sweet Serry? I've got a wide variety if you know what I mean...Kaiser...or was it Kaiserin? Which one of you dorks are at the top?

Sorry sorry, I'm asking too many questions. Let's try again. Want some hooch as a little pick me up or do you prefer more refined drinks such as tea?
" - Ambrosia

The Sladerstan wrote:"WHAT THE HELL IS IN MY BED?! *Panicked screaming*" - Len Ryenshar


"Listen up you little fuckling of a twink, get out of my bed or my two Demigryphs are going to turn you into mincemeat and hopefully turn you into less of an eyesore as a result. Scram!" - Ambrosia
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