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The Xaviet Empire
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Founded: Jan 08, 2020
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Postby The Xaviet Empire » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:24 am

was in der.....?

He grabs a dagger

Now, explain to me how you ended up in hell along with me?
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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-Astoria
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Posts: 1970
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:44 pm

'Calm down Hans, & drop the dagger - I should be the one asking you that.'

Republic of Astoria | Tarain Asdair | Vasnin Astoir
New updates! (bold) | Constitution | Bill of Rights | Anthem | Lyrics | Embassy | FAQ | NS stats unused
Jul 16, 2020
✉ Asdairtydden: Transport from US & other high corona risk nations 'still barred for now' | “Cute & easy to manage”: how alpacas captured our hearts | Masks mandatory on Burel public transport from July 20 | Weather: Footscray ☁ 14°C | Altas ☁ 16° | Esterpine ☁ 15° |  Naltgybal ☂⛆ 13° | Ceirtryn ☀ 17° | Bynscel ☁ 21° | Lyteel  ☁ 13° | Traffic: Roadworks on Ont'l Hwy 415: ⛕use Hwy 413 or 500

A 7 civ | 9th in NSFB#1! | 10/10 by DGES | Much hope; much nostalgia - yes.
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Scientificum
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Posts: 1448
Founded: Jan 28, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scientificum » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:48 pm

"I don't think there's any rational explanation for what could have caused this. I'll just take my leave ASAP, and we can pretend this never happened. Agreed?"
-Neon Geoglowitius, Corporate Director of Scientificum
The Corporate State of Scientificum
In a world of uncertainty, Scientificum tries its best to make it even more so.
Gee whiz, Scientificum! What sort of hellhole does your nation live in? Find out more!
Overview - GD Corp - News
DA NEWS: GD Corps online mid-year address for 2143 held without any issues - Proposals to abolish isolationist policies finally up for debate - Director Neon to address recent controversy

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Kafair
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Founded: Apr 01, 2019
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Postby Kafair » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:48 pm

"I... see. Would you be so kind as to avoid doing this? I would rather not have to deal with the news on this. Also, do tell me, what in Helions name even are you?"

The Sultan
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"The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood." -Otto von Bismarck, first Chancellor of Germany
"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce." -Karl Marx
"History is written by the victors." -Winston Churchill
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IRL History Buff, More or Less just the Desert, nation is a Theocratic Monarchy, in which the word of the Sultan is law. PMT tech
I SUPPORT THE USE OF SWORDS IN MY MILITARY, DEAL WITH IT
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NS Stats? Dont make me laugh!
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The Xaviet Empire
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Postby The Xaviet Empire » Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:47 am

Okay, so i require 3 explanations.

One. Who are you?

two, How did you get here.

and Three, Where is My Wife?
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Wardie land
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Posts: 716
Founded: Jul 18, 2012
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Wardie land » Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:50 pm

Am...I having your baby?

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Wardie land - A right-wing, monarchist, patriotic, Protestant, Confederate-supporting, libertarian, laissez-faire, anti-Communist, anti-Bolshevik, anti-Socialist, anti-Fascist British-descended Capitalist empire located in the Pacific.


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Kjalaara
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Posts: 145
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Kjalaara » Wed Apr 08, 2020 5:43 am

"Hand me that crown of yours and tell me what you are doing here. In that order!"

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Stanier
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Posts: 365
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Stanier » Wed Apr 08, 2020 5:48 am

*Awakening with a striking headache*
"Urgh... I hope the amnesia lasts, because I really wouldn't want to remember this..."
*She notices a golden engagement ring on her hand*
"Oh... I... I feel sick..."
- Kofuku, before passing out on the bed again
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2017: The Secretary to the Vice-Presidency, Kofuku Kasei, has been declared missing. Her last known whereabouts are, shockingly, the now-isolated town of Colline Silenziose. Government critics wonder: "What was a low-ranking member of the executive branch doing in a supposedly off-limits area?". Vice-President Barbaro couldn't be reached for comment|2017 opens with three shootouts in Porto Spagnolo, Cittadella di Fidanzata, and Paraiso Perduto respectively.

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Hanoverian Great Britain
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Posts: 156
Founded: Nov 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:38 am

*touches neck with one finger
"Um ma'am, are you alright? Good morning?"
-Alexandra I
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
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Kjalaara
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Posts: 145
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Kjalaara » Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:45 am

Are you dead? If not, do you have a death wish? It is dangerous to try that - in the worst case it could lead to war!

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Bloing
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Posts: 37
Founded: Oct 11, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bloing » Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:08 am

"Hey, aren't you that person who i bashed my head against the bathroom sink to make percussion for your rendition of "Dancing Queen"?"
Hello all! Bloing exists (and has for almost a real life year) and I only just figured out how to do a signature! Here is my nation: Bloing
Uses NS stats except for accidental policies shown below.
This nation has my RL views and is run by a 3yo called Phil.
WEATHER REPORT
Greater Swivalikuu: 29c, humidity 56%. Tallochiside: -2c, humidity 41%. Border City: 44c, humidity 13%. Zealstowe: 22c, humidity 63%.

Accidental policies: Autocracy

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The Xaviet Empire
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Postby The Xaviet Empire » Wed Apr 08, 2020 1:17 pm

Hey you, youre finally awake…. you crossed the border yes?

-Wilhelm Schneider, laughing his ass off-
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Kjalaara
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Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Kjalaara » Wed Apr 08, 2020 3:00 pm

"What the hell are you doing here? Nein? Go to prison fast!"

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Wardie land
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Posts: 716
Founded: Jul 18, 2012
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Wardie land » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:22 pm

"Well, relations have certainly blossomed! Yesterday we shared a hug, now Queen Tove shares my bed. My subjects cannot see me like this, they will consider me a hypocrite!...Ugh, my head." - A rather hungover Queen Sophia I upon waking and seeing Queen Tove Gormsdóttir in her bed after a night of ale and feasting on meat.
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Wardie land - A right-wing, monarchist, patriotic, Protestant, Confederate-supporting, libertarian, laissez-faire, anti-Communist, anti-Bolshevik, anti-Socialist, anti-Fascist British-descended Capitalist empire located in the Pacific.


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The Sladerstan
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Founded: Jan 07, 2020
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Postby The Sladerstan » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:24 pm

"Well Queen Sophia, we meet again. Did that hug really mean that much?" - Len Ryenshar
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Mama Luigi Spaghetti World
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Posts: 13
Founded: Jun 05, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Mama Luigi Spaghetti World » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:41 pm

"MORTAL? EwWWww-"
"Ah, that's apples, mate."

Today's Shenanigans: CHRISTIAN BRUTAL SNIPER SEEN HITTING HIS FOREHEAD WITH A PEN REPEATEDLY WHILE LISTENING TO JAZZ IN MVM_ROTTENBURG, MUSHROOM KINGDOM PROVINCE MAN GAINS 10,000 SIGNATURES TO BUST A FAT NUT IN MEMORY OF CLOSED-DOWN CHUCK E CHEESE IN THE ABANDONED BATHROOM, ECONOMY GAINS A HEALTHY BOOST IN THE EVENTS OF NEO-AUSTRALIA'S NEW YUGIOH INVESTMENTS AND NATIONWIDE RETRO GAMING CRAZE, MUNCHKIN KITTEN MOCHI BECOMES THE FIRST NON-HUMAN HEAD SECRETARY IN 2FORT'S ENVIRONMENTAL HOUSE, MORE INFO COMING SOON...

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Surrealist Patagonia
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Founded: Oct 07, 2019
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Postby Surrealist Patagonia » Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:48 pm

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The Surrealist Confederacy of Patagonia ~~~ Mad Max vehicles, orgies and parties, avant-garde art, futurism, syndicalism, the New Man, general strikes, the glorification of violence, spiritual nationalism, esoteric occultism, CIA spooks, Spartanian homosexuality, public sodomy, and more
    Triomphe du Surréalisme (1968)
  • I suffer from the exact opposite of "running out of ideas". I have VERY GOOD IDEAS but I'm too lazy to write, smh.
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Vox Populi: New batch of MSF mercenary recruits move to Patagonia for military training | The first General Union of Syndicates meeting convenes in Neuquen.

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Hanoverian Great Britain
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Posts: 156
Founded: Nov 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:49 pm

"Have some bloody sense or morality, dirty old man. I am a socialite, yes but I'm not a whore by any standards"
-Alexandra I
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
Royal News: Mary, Duchess of Sussex to hold virtual conference on "UK Teenagers & The Coronavirus" | "Her Majesty is enthusiastically looking forward for the opportunity", Queen to take a more drastically active role in government as pandemic grows | Saudi Crown Prince forwards claim of "property theft" in relations to sold Lamborghini as palace denies any wrongdoing | Duchess of Sussex reveals newly bought McLaren 600lt in cruise around palace grounds

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The Sladerstan
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Posts: 231
Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Sladerstan » Wed Apr 08, 2020 11:11 pm

"Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there..." - Len Ryenshar, trying to hold back the laughter

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The Xaviet Empire
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Postby The Xaviet Empire » Wed Apr 08, 2020 11:45 pm

Now, i believe somewhere something might have gone wrong. either you entered the wrong house, or you were tired, and i respect you being tired but i must say that in the past days a lot of strangers have slept in my bed.

i think i should just get a new bed and put it over there in case of such events.

Now, would you kindly make your way downstairs?
there you can get breakfast and then you may leave.

if you wanted to come over you should've just asked.

-Wilhelm Schneider, writing another name in his book, because he started to count how many people have slept at his house-
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Hanoverian Great Britain
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Founded: Nov 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Wed Apr 08, 2020 11:51 pm

The Sladerstan wrote:"Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there..." - Len Ryenshar, trying to hold back the laughter


Oh boy, your guy is either 16 or 14? This sounds... :shock: /skip
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
Royal News: Mary, Duchess of Sussex to hold virtual conference on "UK Teenagers & The Coronavirus" | "Her Majesty is enthusiastically looking forward for the opportunity", Queen to take a more drastically active role in government as pandemic grows | Saudi Crown Prince forwards claim of "property theft" in relations to sold Lamborghini as palace denies any wrongdoing | Duchess of Sussex reveals newly bought McLaren 600lt in cruise around palace grounds

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The Sladerstan
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Postby The Sladerstan » Wed Apr 08, 2020 11:53 pm

Hanoverian Great Britain wrote:
The Sladerstan wrote:"Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there..." - Len Ryenshar, trying to hold back the laughter


Oh boy, your guy is either 16 or 14? This sounds... :shock: /skip

16, I didn't want a 14 year old running my nation

/skip

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Imperial Majapahit
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Founded: May 11, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Imperial Majapahit » Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:58 am

The Xaviet Empire wrote:Now, i believe somewhere something might have gone wrong. either you entered the wrong house, or you were tired, and i respect you being tired but i must say that in the past days a lot of strangers have slept in my bed.

i think i should just get a new bed and put it over there in case of such events.

Now, would you kindly make your way downstairs?
there you can get breakfast and then you may leave.

if you wanted to come over you should've just asked.

-Wilhelm Schneider, writing another name in his book, because he started to count how many people have slept at his house-

"Wait, you again? Good Lord, what- who- *sigh* please leave."
- Emperor Jayanagara VII
♔ KEMAHARAJAAN MAJAPAHIT ♔
A sovereign Hindu-Buddhist empire in Southeast Asia, having survived centuries of crises and feeble European attempts at colonialism.
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Proud member of Indonesia Raya, region terdepan Indonesia di NS - bergabunglah bersama kami!
A 15,38 civilization, according to this index.
Self-proclaimed 5-star General, Admiral, and Marshal in the realm of Hearts of Iron IV.
"Mahajapit? Majahapit? Mapajahit? Mahapajit? Mapajahit? Ma...ja...pa...hit?"
Currently in a neverending quest to find someone who isn't a libleft IRL, though I
know it is a fruitless effort because, hey, it's 2020 Maja, whaddaya expect?

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Kjalaara
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Posts: 145
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Kjalaara » Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:29 am

"Er...namaste?"

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The Sladerstan
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Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Sladerstan » Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:40 pm

"Oh hello Queen Tove, what brings you our planet? And more importantly, what brings you to my bed? I mean I know it's cold outside but if you needed a jacket you could've asked. Now uh... kindly go to a guest room and allow me to spread eagle in peace." - Len Ryenshar, stretching

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