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The place to relax, unwind, share a joke, and generally goof off.

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Albertstadt
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Feb 26, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Albertstadt » Sun Apr 12, 2020 8:33 pm

"It is not what you think! Honestly, what you are seeing is not what you are seeing. We did not have sex, and our nudity together is just how we go to bed in our separate homes. What you thought you saw was not what you saw."

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Topoliani
Diplomat
 
Posts: 847
Founded: Aug 19, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Topoliani » Sun Apr 12, 2020 8:42 pm

Bloodshade: *Blinks once* "...Look, you may have been able to attract that fool Idnad to commit acts onto you, but I have standards. Just because you're in bed with me does not mean you are getting anything but a swift boot to the face... We're both lucky that my lover is not here, else she'll have both of our genitals on a pike."

*The door slowly opens, revealing a very annoyed looking Iseabail.*

"... If we make it out alive, I am going to slap you so hard your brains will leak out of your eyes... Well, what are you waiting on? RUN!"
- Dandi Axrimos

Ninja'd

AN: "Good, I woke up to an empty bed. More bedsheets for me!"
- Dandi Arixmos
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Topoliani: A Post-Apoc Medieval Nation in the Levant

We don't use NSstats, nor is this nation a representation of my views.
News from the Desert: Convicted Murderer found to be hoarding 500 loaves of bread, later distributed to the people... Orthodox Novice and Catholic Novitiate abandon their positions to marry each other, later fleeing to Amman. Dandi states that he'll personally marry the two if they come back, the seriousness of the statement is questioned... Idnad attempts to steal a sweet roll causing a barfight leaving 2 injured.

IC Year: 1210 AD.
PLEASE, Ignore all posts before 2020. They are no longer canon

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Karamiko
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 445
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Sun Apr 12, 2020 9:47 pm

"Oh, hi there Dandi! It's been a long, long time since I've seen you around, that's for sure! I certainly didn't expect to see you all the way over here, but I know you do like to explore, and now I know that there really is no limit to the power of determined folks on boats, haha! Granted, I'm not sure why you're here in my bedroom of all places, but I got a good night's sleep last night, so no harm done! Come on out and I'll get some breakfast ready!"
- Foreign Affairs Councillor Azuma Sawant
Karamiko - the land of lush pine forests, adorable king penguins, cultural diversity, humanistic religion, friendliness, kindness, baseball, unisex fashion, kalanta, and more!
IC name is Antarctica ~ The year is 3020 ~ NS Stats are not used!

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Stanier
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 365
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Stanier » Sun Apr 12, 2020 10:28 pm

"Well, that should wipe that smirk off il tuo viso... Azuma, this has to be a one-time thing. I don't want anyone anyone putting a bullet in la tua faccia, sai? So let's get a bite for each other and be on our merry ways... Un'altra cosa, don't mention this to your sister... Or anybody else, really"
- Angie
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2017: The Secretary to the Vice-Presidency, Kofuku Kasei, has been declared missing. Her last known whereabouts are, shockingly, the now-isolated town of Colline Silenziose. Government critics wonder: "What was a low-ranking member of the executive branch doing in a supposedly off-limits area?". Vice-President Barbaro couldn't be reached for comment|2017 opens with three shootouts in Porto Spagnolo, Cittadella di Fidanzata, and Paraiso Perduto respectively.

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The Sladerstan
Envoy
 
Posts: 231
Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Sladerstan » Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:23 pm

"Mam you're at least 100 years older than me, how did you get to the Sladerstan? Are we not thousands of light-years and over 100 years apart?" - Len Ryenshar, realizing a lot of time travelers visit his bed

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1149
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:08 am

Stanier wrote:"Well, that should wipe that smirk off il tuo viso... Azuma, this has to be a one-time thing. I don't want anyone anyone putting a bullet in la tua faccia, sai? So let's get a bite for each other and be on our merry ways... Un'altra cosa, don't mention this to your sister... Or anybody else, really"
- Angie

"I swear to God... My wife will murder me... if your father has not. Whatever the fuck that you heard or saw last night was just a bloody phantasmagoria, understood? I have a family and a reputation to uphold and I don't want another misunderstanding."
[lights a cigar with his hands shaking]
"No, don't speak. I am not up to negotiating anything. I will send for a car to take you home right now."
[starts smoking once the cigar is lit]
"Oh, god... I didn't expect opiate to do this to me."


The Sladerstan wrote:"Mam you're at least 100 years older than me, how did you get to the Sladerstan? Are we not thousands of light-years and over 100 years apart?" - Len Ryenshar, realizing a lot of time travelers visit his bed

"Go back to whatever time and place you came from, then!"
[continues smoking the cigar]
"That's better. I guess all I actually need is a decent chance to scream. Thank you? Now, begone either way."


Signed with due regards -- His Excellency, Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky
Premier of the United Federation of Zitravgrad, Commander-in-Chief of Zitravgradian Armed Forces, Director of National Law Enforcement Committee
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
"Imagine working to death on factbooks and everyone thinks my nation is just cats."
PMT post-revolution, nuclear-ravaged crowned republic in post-imperialism retro futuristic universe. Mixed market, social democratic oligarchy with technocratic ideals and cultural nationalism parading powerless church and monarchy. A nation of PTSD hidden under the mask of complete normalcy, with monthly drug allowance fuelling blurred dreams of order and stability while we keep the wasteland shut and pretend it isn't there. Every policy is a coping mechanism | Dispatch of Cats (Closed)

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Kjalaara
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 145
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Kjalaara » Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:01 am

If I manage to gnaw off my own arm and slip out of this bed before he wakes no one will ever notice.

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Haudegen Reich
Envoy
 
Posts: 209
Founded: Apr 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Haudegen Reich » Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:13 am


-"Please don't do that. We haven't resorted to cannibalism and you certainly don't have to either." -
~ Reichspräsident Hanna Reitsch

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✠ Das Neue Haudegen Reich ✠ | Haudegenwave 3: finale d'trilogy
The Vanguards of Terror; a forgotten Wehrmacht unit turned Arctic Redoubt thirsts for a vengeance and the birthright of a homeland. Since 1945, their honour was loyalty.
"Für Führer und Reich, Rückkehr!" | "For Führer and Reich, Return to the Homeland!"
 = Associated Press - June: [...] MI6 leaks apparent Haudegen military plans to invade the North German Realm through the North Sea as codename 'Operation Kaiser'. Haudegen authorities dismiss the report as falsifications. [...] 

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The Xaviet Empire
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Posts: 74
Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:31 am

Warum bist du in meinem Bett?

Ich weiß, dass viele Leute hier landen, aber ich bin sehr neugierig und verwirrt darüber, wie sie es machen.

Sag mir ... was hast du gesehen, bevor du hierher gebracht oder transportiert wurdest?

Hast du zufällig meine Frau gesehen? Wenn sie Betten mit dir getauscht hat, wird sie es bestimmt nicht mögen!
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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The Sladerstan
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Posts: 231
Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Sladerstan » Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:44 am

"Entschuldigung, mein freund, ich verstehe nicht. Können sie englisch sprechen?" - Len Ryenshar, using poor Sladerstanian German
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The Xaviet Empire
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Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:50 am

Ahh, it seems that you went into the wrong chambers!
you were that young man that drank too much yesterday and passed out eventually right?

either that, or people have started teleporting here again....

maybe It was I that drank too much.....

----------------Wilhelm Schneider, looking for his wife under his bed-----------------
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Hanoverian Great Britain
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 156
Founded: Nov 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:54 am

"Wilhelm, es scheint, dass Sie doch eine Frau haben? Dann erlauben Sie mir, den Gefallen zu tun und ihr von unserem unglücklichen Abendessen zu erzählen. Und ja, bevor Sie fragen, bin ich teilweise Deutscher. Meine Urgroßmutter war eine preußische Prinzessin"
-Alexandra I
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
Royal News: "At the moment, it is highly unlikely", palace officials deny rumours of possible telephone call between Queen and China's President in light of Hong Kong row | Duchess of Sussex echoes support of "Magnitsky sanctions", praises move by Foreign Secretary | British and Norwegian royal families to hold private meeting "behind closed doors"

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Haudegen Reich
Envoy
 
Posts: 209
Founded: Apr 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Haudegen Reich » Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:55 am


-"You've made a deal with the devil, and it is in your blood. There's no turning back from this unholy alliance." -
~ Reichspräsident Hanna Reitsch

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✠ Das Neue Haudegen Reich ✠ | Haudegenwave 3: finale d'trilogy
The Vanguards of Terror; a forgotten Wehrmacht unit turned Arctic Redoubt thirsts for a vengeance and the birthright of a homeland. Since 1945, their honour was loyalty.
"Für Führer und Reich, Rückkehr!" | "For Führer and Reich, Return to the Homeland!"
 = Associated Press - June: [...] MI6 leaks apparent Haudegen military plans to invade the North German Realm through the North Sea as codename 'Operation Kaiser'. Haudegen authorities dismiss the report as falsifications. [...] 

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Deltia-
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Posts: 73
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Deltia- » Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:30 am

(posted this in the wrong thread, oof)

"*lights cigar* Congrats, you were number 308. Kindly get the hell out now. "


- Adam Weiss, feeling triumphant because of his latest "conquest".


(if your leader is male, do one of my female leaders. If they are female, do one of my male ones.)
Federal Kingdom of Deltia | Bundskongsriik Avontiken
A PMT kingdom in Europe that's Anglo-German themed but de facto run by a kinder part of the Mafia.
Overview | Monarch | Riikskanzler | Parties
Current National Focus:Private Industry Partnerships [+3 civ factories]
(06/30/2032)Der Weld: 5 dead after neo-Nazis shoot at rooftop party| Now Playing:Juice WRLD, Marshmello - Come and Go 
Stonks: ADV 35 - +0.2%|CAC- -0.1%|FTSE- +0.4%|DAX- +0.3%
A 13.4 civilization, according to this index.(Tier: 7|Level: 2|Type: 5)
Each good reply, Alisa will gain 1% sanity. Counting: -14
YL/AL thing for me
I declare myself the avenger of low-effort post victims.
Dibs on the next sig and best flag threads.

[size=75]No NS stats

ADV 35=Deltian stock index

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Karkosa
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 03, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Karkosa » Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:22 pm

*whispering* "Your highness. Wake up please. I can explain..." While thinking: If I do not come up with a perfectly reasonable explanation for the Empress' presence in my chambers there will be not much left of my city…or me for that matter.

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Surrealist Patagonia
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Oct 07, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Surrealist Patagonia » Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:48 pm

"We should stop meeting like this..."
~ George HW Bush, American Ambassador to Patagonia
The Surrealist Confederacy of Patagonia ~~~ Mad Max vehicles, orgies and parties, avant-garde art, futurism, syndicalism, the New Man, general strikes, the glorification of violence, spiritual nationalism, esoteric occultism, CIA spooks, Spartanian homosexuality, public sodomy, and more
    Triomphe du Surréalisme (1968)
  • Ultimately, Patagonia is the nation about nothing. *Cue Seinfeld theme song*
  • For every good reply, Dirlewanger will spare a child. Starting now: 18

Vox Populi: New batch of MSF mercenary recruits move to Patagonia for military training | The first General Union of Syndicates meeting convenes in Neuquen.

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The Sladerstan
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Posts: 231
Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Sladerstan » Mon Apr 13, 2020 7:50 pm

"We better not have done anything gay, but just in case, No homo bro" - Len Ryenshar

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Kerlodia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Kerlodia » Mon Apr 13, 2020 7:56 pm

The Sladerstan wrote:"We better not have done anything gay, but just in case, No homo bro" - Len Ryenshar

"Oh! Someone who I can assume as my boyfriend! Yay.... this is something I would never have dreamed of happening!"
-Izumo, cuddling Len a bit more in bed

(Note, Izumo is 16-ish years old in her programming.)
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Hello! I'm Kazatsuki Izumo (かざつき出雲), a mtf trans! It's nice to meet you!

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The Sladerstan
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Posts: 231
Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Sladerstan » Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:02 pm

Kerlodia wrote:
The Sladerstan wrote:"We better not have done anything gay, but just in case, No homo bro" - Len Ryenshar

"Oh! Someone who I can assume as my boyfriend! Yay.... this is something I would never have dreamed of happening!"
-Izumo, cuddling Len a bit more in bed

(Note, Izumo is 16-ish years old in her programming.)

"You are granted cuddling opportunities only, nothing more, nothing less :hug: "

/skip

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Hanoverian Great Britain
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 156
Founded: Nov 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:59 pm

"My goodness, those ears! Did I just slept with a werewolf or something?"
-Alexandra I
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
Royal News: "At the moment, it is highly unlikely", palace officials deny rumours of possible telephone call between Queen and China's President in light of Hong Kong row | Duchess of Sussex echoes support of "Magnitsky sanctions", praises move by Foreign Secretary | British and Norwegian royal families to hold private meeting "behind closed doors"

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New Spiedska
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Posts: 98
Founded: Mar 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Spiedska » Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:07 pm

    "Okay, your Majesty. Last night was fun, but unfortunately this is gonna be the end of it. You have my number if you wanna come visit Oxbury again, but keep this on the down low, unless you want FOX news on you and me."

- Amanda K. Miller, President of New Spiedska, while putting on some pajamas
★ Storyline and Characters ★
President Amanda K. Miller
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| <コ:彡 The Federal Republic of New Spiedska <コ:彡 |
Many years ago, atom bombs flew across the Earth like metallic, deadly birds that would bring plague and destruction all over the globe. A nation that has historically stood in the face of adversity, New Spiedska finds herself re-born; However, to her dismay, her longlife sister-in-arms, the United States of America, suffered a much worse fate under the tides of anarchy and balkanization. Despite the loss of her ally, she will not falter; for she will ensure Liberty for All.

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Bloodshade
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 442
Founded: May 28, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bloodshade » Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:40 pm

New Spiedska wrote:
    "Okay, your Majesty. Last night was fun, but unfortunately this is gonna be the end of it. You have my number if you wanna come visit Oxbury again, but keep this on the down low, unless you want FOX news on you and me."

- Amanda K. Miller, President of New Spiedska, while putting on some pajamas


"Would you look at that? A lost Inkling in my bed it seems? What are you staring for? Cat got your tongue?

You're in my home, dear, and from the looks of things, we didn't get down to business last night, did we? I'd wouldn't want to break your Inkling heart due to a distasteful one night stand...or that petite body come to think of it...

Just joking, 'consent' is my middle name! Still joking! Vlad is but I despised my father with all my heart. Regardless, I'm not going to rant about my life. I'm here to ensure that you have a pleasant morning. Now then, what would you like to have for breakfast, sugar? Also, you up for a game of L'Anguille perhaps? I'll explain the rules. You just need to be a good listener.
" - Ambrosia

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Haudegen Reich
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Posts: 209
Founded: Apr 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Haudegen Reich » Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:43 pm


-"You talk a lot, Ambrosia. Normally, it behoves oneself, especially if that one is German, to talk less and do more. Maybe you can keep that in mind for the next time you visit." -
~ Reichspräsident Hanna Reitsch

✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠
✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠
✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠
✠ Das Neue Haudegen Reich ✠ | Haudegenwave 3: finale d'trilogy
The Vanguards of Terror; a forgotten Wehrmacht unit turned Arctic Redoubt thirsts for a vengeance and the birthright of a homeland. Since 1945, their honour was loyalty.
"Für Führer und Reich, Rückkehr!" | "For Führer and Reich, Return to the Homeland!"
 = Associated Press - June: [...] MI6 leaks apparent Haudegen military plans to invade the North German Realm through the North Sea as codename 'Operation Kaiser'. Haudegen authorities dismiss the report as falsifications. [...] 

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1149
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:41 pm

"I will kindly and calmly ask you to leave immediately without a trace... so please do. I will be utterly ruined if my Swiss wife knows that I wake up with a German woman. She won't be as neutral as you expect her to be."

Signed with due regards -- His Excellency, Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky
Premier of the United Federation of Zitravgrad, Commander-in-Chief of Zitravgradian Armed Forces, Director of National Law Enforcement Committee
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
"Imagine working to death on factbooks and everyone thinks my nation is just cats."
PMT post-revolution, nuclear-ravaged crowned republic in post-imperialism retro futuristic universe. Mixed market, social democratic oligarchy with technocratic ideals and cultural nationalism parading powerless church and monarchy. A nation of PTSD hidden under the mask of complete normalcy, with monthly drug allowance fuelling blurred dreams of order and stability while we keep the wasteland shut and pretend it isn't there. Every policy is a coping mechanism | Dispatch of Cats (Closed)

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The Sladerstan
Envoy
 
Posts: 231
Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Sladerstan » Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:06 pm

*Ryenshar looks at Miroslavsky* "Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Memes aside, why are you here? " - Len Ryenshar

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