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San Lumen
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38059
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
New York Times Democracy

Postby San Lumen » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:26 pm

You really thought you stood a chance against a bodybuilder, veteran and a black belt in karate? You can’t be that deluded. Oh wait you are - His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Envoy
 
Posts: 320
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:31 pm

== BEGIN METADATA ==
TYPE : MESSAGE
AUTHOR: ROOT-PROCESSOR 0000.0000.0000.22A3
NAME: FRISIAN-NEWS-ANALYSIS
== END METADATA ==

== BEGIN COMMUNICATION ==
Jason was highly overconfident in battle. He regularly cited his ancestry
and his experience in fistfighting. He seemed to have forgotten that
battling armoured drones requires actual weapons, and not merely
fists. He will be revived and asks if he wishes to be assimilated, but
given his hatred of artificial intelligence, he will most likely have
to be repurposed instead.
== END COMMUNICATION ==
Last edited by The Cosmic Mainframe on Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:36 pm, edited 3 times in total.
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): User interface for official computer terminals receives major update.


Real me: American high schooler, tech geek, pro-union, democratic socialist with anarchist leanings. GNU/Linux user.
Do I aim to make TCM the best FFT space empire on NS? Not necessarily, but people seem to think it is.
Canon is relative. Not using NS stats. This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Imperial-Octavia
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: Apr 29, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Imperial-Octavia » Wed Jan 29, 2020 1:57 pm

¨With your reprogramming the Imperium will grow strong and we will be able to assimilate the stars. This may not be what you envisioned upon trying to assimilate us, but with what we have learned here I believe we will be more efficient in our cause.¨
-The Paramount
The Empire of Octavia ✙ "Assimilate or die!"
Factbooks |Music | Tech Level: FT|
Current Year: 2317 (It varies)
The Mechanical horde marches forward and it comes for you! Prepare for your assimilation to the Imperium! All hail The Paramount!

Pinicle News:Rejoice citizens! The Paramount has created an heir for the Imperium named The Paragon! A public day of celebration has been declared! Please see your local Mechanator for free pleasure inserts!

Number of owned Star Systems:13
Octavia is not a hive mind

This nation was created by The Rapture Republic, inspired by Inkopolia. Now owned by Atkemri

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Khoronzon
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Jul 31, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Khoronzon » Wed Jan 29, 2020 2:07 pm

"Aww. How does it feel, getting outdone by biological augmentation? Guess 'organics' aren't always as flimsy as you think, hmm? I even went easy on you."

- The Emperor
|| ↯ ↯ ↯ THE DIVINE SUPREMACY OF KHORONZON ☭☭☭ ||
"The capitalists will sell us the knives with which we will sacrifice them to the Void." - Emperor Narcissus

As sorcery and mysticism transfigure the world, an alien, otherworldly cult rises to displace humanity
PMT/FanT || Canon policies || Video summary || No, this isn't 1984

||| THE KHORONZON HERALD ||| Alaskan conflict escalates as Hyperborean Realm combatants shell Confederate airport || All members of "Supreme Truth" religious order arrested in Shenzhen over alleged Khoronzonite connections ||| VOID'S BLESSINGS |||

RIP Pentti Linkola

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Ignis States
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Jun 15, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ignis States » Wed Jan 29, 2020 2:31 pm

Khoronzon wrote:"Aww. How does it feel, getting outdone by biological augmentation? Guess 'organics' aren't always as flimsy as you think, hmm? I even went easy on you."

- The Emperor


"If a machine such as him couldn't beat you, a machine such as I picked up the slack. But there's no hard feelings! This sparring session enlightened me on just how I could help you improve your strength....you certainly can't use Cosmic Fire, but a few other energies? Yes."
-Imperial Consul Zen Pyrrus
What happens when you cross anime powers and overpowered leaders with furries, all written by a bored teenager with too much time? Well, you get the Ignis States. A 7.6 (this is probably outdated but I can’t do the calculations rn) (Tier 9, Level 6, Type 9) according to this index.
Imperial Consul
Supreme Military Commander
Head of Magical Affairs
These are all the important people.
In other news, I found a good theme for the military.
Maybe I shoulda used a JoJo theme, though.

Also, I don’t use NS stats. They wouldn’t really make sense. This doesn’t represent my views (mostly).

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Togeria
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15340
Founded: Aug 29, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Togeria » Wed Jan 29, 2020 2:34 pm

"You may have energy but I have spirit, and a gun. Yeezus you all fall for the same ploy."
I love telegrams please by all means telegram me!


DEFCON LEVELS
[1] peace
2 hostilities
3engaged conflicts
4War
Maldaria- Victory
GSW-Victory
Revolution in Sharphats-Stalemates
2nd Russian civil war-indecisive
Parazal Civil War-Support wasn't active militarily
I am deeply sorry for the attacks on your nations capital, and pray for those affected by the attacks both in Paris and throughout France. As a fellow Muslim I apologize deeply and in place of those who use our religion to commit such an heinous crime. I pray for France, for Paris, and for all those affected.

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San Lumen
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38059
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
New York Times Democracy

Postby San Lumen » Wed Jan 29, 2020 3:11 pm

You might have gun but im a veteran and I clearly know how to use it better than you. - His Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason

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Coryanhafflaruda
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 172
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Wed Jan 29, 2020 3:13 pm

"I need more time fully decapicitarijg your head..."
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OOC:
'Introvert' teen male who lives in Philiphines and a 7th day Adventist by birth.
The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species
Coryana is a multiversal utopia, that is.
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore/style please telegram me :)

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The New Age Sith Empire
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 03, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The New Age Sith Empire » Wed Jan 29, 2020 3:54 pm

"Well you aren't you a bold one.... Your swordsmanship is most impressive as well as your powers, under the right teacher you shall be unbeatable."-Emperor Kham.
IC Name: New Sith Empire
OOC: NS Stats are not in use! And this nation does not follow Disney Cannon!

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Chill beats LLC
Envoy
 
Posts: 245
Founded: Mar 16, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Chill beats LLC » Wed Jan 29, 2020 4:05 pm

-snip-
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Chill beats Radio, LLC
A division of Earth Industries, LLC
a radio station extant beyond all known space and time, broadcasting chill vibes to every radio, every where. Led by DJ Doug, a Lovecraftian outer-god bent on playing relaxing beats.
Quotes| Radio News: Chill beats Radio, LLC player to publish collection of short stories | Iä! Iä! Chill beats Radio, LLC to throw Valentine celebration | Rainbow connection found, lovers, dreamers rejoice | Kermit the Frog to visit Chill beats Radio, LLC! | Servitors of DJ Doug visit Port of Rhodes, assaulted by peculiar entity utilising vocal warfare |[/color] RPs

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The Death Star station
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 18, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Death Star station » Wed Jan 29, 2020 4:07 pm

"We would be honored if you would join us, emperor." Lord Vader

"If you will not join us, Kham, then you will die!" Emperor Palpatine, shortly before unleashing a maelstrom of force judgment onto Kham

edit: there we go, deleting the other post now if i can lmao
Property of Earth Industries, LLC
A battle station with the ability to destroy planets, to serve the Galactic Empire.
Quotes| Imperial News: Lord Vader to visit Chill Beats, LLC ⋇ "How are you?", asks strange stormtrooper ⋇ Earth Industries, LLC purchases the Death Star, Lord Vader's flag ship Executor ⋇RPs
Sounds of the Empire:
Imperial March
Quote:
“The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”
"

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Imperial-Octavia
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: Apr 29, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Imperial-Octavia » Wed Jan 29, 2020 4:11 pm

"Your force will be an interesting thing to research and this station will be very useful. You have done a great favor for us and for that we will consider allowing both of you to live after being assimilated."
-The Paramount
The Empire of Octavia ✙ "Assimilate or die!"
Factbooks |Music | Tech Level: FT|
Current Year: 2317 (It varies)
The Mechanical horde marches forward and it comes for you! Prepare for your assimilation to the Imperium! All hail The Paramount!

Pinicle News:Rejoice citizens! The Paramount has created an heir for the Imperium named The Paragon! A public day of celebration has been declared! Please see your local Mechanator for free pleasure inserts!

Number of owned Star Systems:13
Octavia is not a hive mind

This nation was created by The Rapture Republic, inspired by Inkopolia. Now owned by Atkemri

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Stanier
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 362
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Stanier » Wed Jan 29, 2020 4:11 pm

*Holding his prized M1911 with an empty magazine dropping to the ground* "Ehhh... Scioccante, ma la forza sta con me!"
- Sing Antonio, raising his hand holding the gun in victory despite the fact he knows he just got lucky
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Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2017: The Secretary to the Vice-Presidency, Kofuku Kasei, has been declared missing. Her last known whereabouts are, shockingly, the now-isolated town of Colline Silenziose. Government critics wonder: "What was a low-ranking member of the executive branch doing in a supposedly off-limits area?". Vice-President Barbaro couldn't be reached for comment|2017 opens with three shootouts in Porto Spagnolo, Cittadella di Fidanzata, and Paraiso Perduto respectively.

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Togeria
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15340
Founded: Aug 29, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Togeria » Wed Jan 29, 2020 4:30 pm

"A beautiful song, friend."

-Dear leader before the headshot
I love telegrams please by all means telegram me!


DEFCON LEVELS
[1] peace
2 hostilities
3engaged conflicts
4War
Maldaria- Victory
GSW-Victory
Revolution in Sharphats-Stalemates
2nd Russian civil war-indecisive
Parazal Civil War-Support wasn't active militarily
I am deeply sorry for the attacks on your nations capital, and pray for those affected by the attacks both in Paris and throughout France. As a fellow Muslim I apologize deeply and in place of those who use our religion to commit such an heinous crime. I pray for France, for Paris, and for all those affected.

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Tarchuna and Ravenna
Envoy
 
Posts: 314
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Wed Jan 29, 2020 4:33 pm

“You should have worn some armor instead of that disgusting dress. That being said, you did have guards, though carving through them was stupidly easy. Prepare to die, communist scum.”

-Archduke, Prince and Emperor, Ataiun II
We are a powerful Etruscan empire, well, at least a highly Etruscanized remnant of Rome. We control Italia, Corsica, Crete, Cyprus, Syria, Iudaea, and Egypt. Anyone who says otherwise will be butchered with the Social Justice Warriors in the Solar Square.
Our Emperor’s title full title is, His Most August Imperial Eminence, Archduke and Prince of the Etruscans, Emperor of the Romans, also of Crete, Cyprus, Phoenicia, Egypt, and Iudaea, Restorer of the Orient, General of the People, Defender of Rome, Macsimiliane Aemilie Valens Germanicus, the first of his name.
Mocking the government or a military officer is considered sedition and will get you crucified.
Here is everything you need to know about our nation:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tar ... l=factbook

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Ignis States
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Jun 15, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ignis States » Wed Jan 29, 2020 4:40 pm

Tarchuna and Ravenna wrote:“You should have worn some armor instead of that disgusting dress. That being said, you did have guards, though carving through them was stupidly easy. Prepare to die, communist scum.”

-Archduke, Prince and Emperor, Ataiun II


"...An Etruscan LARPing as a Roman attempts to kill someone who debatably larps as Roman. It's almost laughable that you even failed. Well, I can't exactly let you live...so..."
-Imperial Consul Zen Pyrrus moments before his hand is brought down on the Archduke's head, rending him to smoldering ash and a crumbling soul.
What happens when you cross anime powers and overpowered leaders with furries, all written by a bored teenager with too much time? Well, you get the Ignis States. A 7.6 (this is probably outdated but I can’t do the calculations rn) (Tier 9, Level 6, Type 9) according to this index.
Imperial Consul
Supreme Military Commander
Head of Magical Affairs
These are all the important people.
In other news, I found a good theme for the military.
Maybe I shoulda used a JoJo theme, though.

Also, I don’t use NS stats. They wouldn’t really make sense. This doesn’t represent my views (mostly).

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Togeria
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15340
Founded: Aug 29, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Togeria » Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:34 pm

"huMAN, peasant, not Roman".
-Dear Leader
I love telegrams please by all means telegram me!


DEFCON LEVELS
[1] peace
2 hostilities
3engaged conflicts
4War
Maldaria- Victory
GSW-Victory
Revolution in Sharphats-Stalemates
2nd Russian civil war-indecisive
Parazal Civil War-Support wasn't active militarily
I am deeply sorry for the attacks on your nations capital, and pray for those affected by the attacks both in Paris and throughout France. As a fellow Muslim I apologize deeply and in place of those who use our religion to commit such an heinous crime. I pray for France, for Paris, and for all those affected.

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Diarcesia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1972
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Diarcesia » Wed Jan 29, 2020 5:41 pm

Ignis States wrote:
Tarchuna and Ravenna wrote:“You should have worn some armor instead of that disgusting dress. That being said, you did have guards, though carving through them was stupidly easy. Prepare to die, communist scum.”

-Archduke, Prince and Emperor, Ataiun II


"...An Etruscan LARPing as a Roman attempts to kill someone who debatably larps as Roman. It's almost laughable that you even failed. Well, I can't exactly let you live...so..."
-Imperial Consul Zen Pyrrus moments before his hand is brought down on the Archduke's head, rending him to smoldering ash and a crumbling soul.

"You punk son of a bitch! You blew it! Now you can't have it! So you gotta go back to your hole and you live with the consequences. Now, I'm gon' set about it."
- Signy

AN: "This is foolish. You see, we’re cooked either way. Either we’re dumb animals, or we’re guilty of a criminal breach of trust. And the only way to correct this wrong is to work on regaining what goodwill is lost. This is why I’m voting you out of the metaphorical office."
- Phlegomy
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Factbooks | Economic Liaison | Maintenance
Walk like an Egyptian, Stand like an Hongkonger
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Emperor Leo the Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Byzantines would tell you.

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San Lumen
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38059
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
New York Times Democracy

Postby San Lumen » Wed Jan 29, 2020 6:37 pm

Are you always this pompous or is it just for my benefit you sad deficient little man! All you do is talk!!! -His Royal and imperial Majesty King Jason

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Tarchuna and Ravenna
Envoy
 
Posts: 314
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:10 am

“Damn Hohenzollern Preusen scum. And even worse—a Prussian Hohenzollern communist! I will not apologize for what I am about to do.”

-Archduke, Prince and Emperor, Ataiun II, as he slices the filthy Prussian communist’s belly open, and kicks him off a cliff.
We are a powerful Etruscan empire, well, at least a highly Etruscanized remnant of Rome. We control Italia, Corsica, Crete, Cyprus, Syria, Iudaea, and Egypt. Anyone who says otherwise will be butchered with the Social Justice Warriors in the Solar Square.
Our Emperor’s title full title is, His Most August Imperial Eminence, Archduke and Prince of the Etruscans, Emperor of the Romans, also of Crete, Cyprus, Phoenicia, Egypt, and Iudaea, Restorer of the Orient, General of the People, Defender of Rome, Macsimiliane Aemilie Valens Germanicus, the first of his name.
Mocking the government or a military officer is considered sedition and will get you crucified.
Here is everything you need to know about our nation:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tar ... l=factbook

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Valentine Z
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7359
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:14 am

For You ♡( ◡‿◡ ) A Wonderful World

4th in Gen Sec, Issue Megathread owner, I'm doing great! ♥

Valentine’s Guide and Etiquette in Forum 7!

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 10
Valentijn called She: 37
Genderbent = Sexually Confused: 2

If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! Add yours now! ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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Coryanhafflaruda
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 172
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Thu Jan 30, 2020 4:15 am

"Alrighty"
*pulls out a vaporizer*
"This is a boomstick!"
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My Discord Server
Utopia
Home of the powerwankery
Yes we have logistics
Overview | History | Technology | The Archives
Economy |Religion
Wiki | Tourism | Policies | Culture
Millitary| Ideology | Government | Millitary 2 | Personal |
Dimensions. | Logistics |
Coryans | Geography
Relations|Megastructures | Perhaps?|Transportation
Language
Cyberweb

OOC:
'Introvert' teen male who lives in Philiphines and a 7th day Adventist by birth.
The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species
Coryana is a multiversal utopia, that is.
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore/style please telegram me :)

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San Lumen
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38059
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
New York Times Democracy

Postby San Lumen » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:11 am

Kicks gun out of hand and goes Bruce Lee . “ I’m a black belt, you thought you stop me with a gun and broomstick. Who are you anyway? Never mind. I don’t care to know. “ walks away. - his Royal and Imperial Majesty King Jason
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Tarchuna and Ravenna
Envoy
 
Posts: 314
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:14 am

“You again? Prussians... Well, you’ve got resilience, I’ll give you that. But you are a communist Prussian degenerate. Black belts are no match for twenty-two years training four hours every day.”

-Archduke, Prince and Emperor, Ataiun II, and he forces Jason to dig his own grave, before opening him up with his saber and booting him in.
Last edited by Tarchuna and Ravenna on Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:15 am, edited 1 time in total.
We are a powerful Etruscan empire, well, at least a highly Etruscanized remnant of Rome. We control Italia, Corsica, Crete, Cyprus, Syria, Iudaea, and Egypt. Anyone who says otherwise will be butchered with the Social Justice Warriors in the Solar Square.
Our Emperor’s title full title is, His Most August Imperial Eminence, Archduke and Prince of the Etruscans, Emperor of the Romans, also of Crete, Cyprus, Phoenicia, Egypt, and Iudaea, Restorer of the Orient, General of the People, Defender of Rome, Macsimiliane Aemilie Valens Germanicus, the first of his name.
Mocking the government or a military officer is considered sedition and will get you crucified.
Here is everything you need to know about our nation:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tar ... l=factbook

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The Flying Hand
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Jan 29, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The Flying Hand » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:26 am

Tarchuna and Ravenna wrote:“You again? Prussians... Well, you’ve got resilience, I’ll give you that. But you are a communist Prussian degenerate. Black belts are no match for twenty-two years training four hours every day.”

-Archduke, Prince and Emperor, Ataiun II, and he forces Jason to dig his own grave, before opening him up with his saber and booting him in.

His first mistake was poking The Hand with a saber.




splat
The Hand zooms around the world and crushes one person with its index finger every day. It is immune to all damage, and is always slightly faster than you.

If you take this nation seriously, you're a valid target for the daily squish

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