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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 163
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:19 am

Attack them with failing technology

The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT Nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species.
Coryana is a hivemind multiversal Utopia
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore please telegram me :)

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Gylthas
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 59
Founded: Nov 08, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Gylthas » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:24 am

Never fight a war of attrition with them.
A 16 civilisation, according to this index.

We are NOT Nordic.

Embassy programme here.

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Kaedijork
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 116
Founded: Aug 04, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kaedijork » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:34 am

Get into a fashion contest with their military
Threaten them with nuclear bombardment.
"A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass"



M Y S T I C - C H I L L - L I B E R T A R Y A N -D E S E R T - S O C I A L I S T I C - E T H N O S T A T E

Las Palmeras wrote:Fellow mutts born from war rape and ethnocide Erm, surfer-bum Scandinavians a long way from home.

K A E D I W A V E (Yes I made a vapourwave for this nation)
Freedom and Rassenreinheit

OOC Views

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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 180
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Yegla Islands » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:47 am

Field Chauchats. Or anything else with great big holes in the mechanism and a prosperity for getting jammed with sand.
     


Dictator-backed dedication to absolute civil freedoms, ultrabureaucratic pseudo-socialism and heavily-armed neutrality.
Fueled by PMT/FanT dieselpunk schizotech, eldritch red tape and snazzy neo-cold war aesthetics on a broken continent.


Our HistoryOur MilitaryOur GovernmentOur CitiesOur GeographyOur LeaderOur "Magic"Themes & TunesFor those wishing to invade

This nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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The Zravvisk
Secretary
 
Posts: 39
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:49 am

Field an army of magic skeptics that constantly try to disprove their magic.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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New Cassadland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Dec 19, 2019
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby New Cassadland » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:52 am

Attack them with no equipments
Hello There...
our leader name was Dr.Polar.He was a polar bear with a moustache wearing trench coat with tuxedo
(Note:Please telegram me if you want to say something)


LASAGNA'S...

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Ajins
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Oct 21, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ajins » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:56 am

going in their forests without preparation.

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Necrocracy of Sazaroth
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Necrocracy of Sazaroth » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:57 am

Shoot them and leave without checking if they are still alive or not.

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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 163
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:58 am

Make our best soldiers blind

The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT Nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species.
Coryana is a hivemind multiversal Utopia
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore please telegram me :)

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Kaedijork
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 116
Founded: Aug 04, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kaedijork » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:59 am

Attack them as a PT nation
"A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass"



M Y S T I C - C H I L L - L I B E R T A R Y A N -D E S E R T - S O C I A L I S T I C - E T H N O S T A T E

Las Palmeras wrote:Fellow mutts born from war rape and ethnocide Erm, surfer-bum Scandinavians a long way from home.

K A E D I W A V E (Yes I made a vapourwave for this nation)
Freedom and Rassenreinheit

OOC Views

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Deltia-
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Deltia- » Wed Feb 19, 2020 5:56 am

Use pointy sticks and charge
Federal Kingdom of Deltia Inc. | Bundskongsriik Avontiken
A federal republic in Central Europe that's pretty much a cyberpunk Germany.


From now on, the Now Playing thing will just be whatever's on my Spotify playlist.

PMT-FT gang
Quick YL/AL thing for me
Would you live in Deltia
Deltia's NS stats accidentally got in the way of a few drunk supersoldiers

(02/19/2023)Der Weld:One Day of Commieism declared soastoeducate Deltians how evil the reds are Now Playing:NLE Choppa - Camelot 

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Santamar
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Feb 03, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Santamar » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:11 pm

Charging at them with bayonets

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 55
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:47 pm

A completely land-based assault
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): Mainframe ships attacked by extra-universal threat from Coryan universe, identified as Parasites. | International Relations Subsystem reports massive increase in trade with other planets, with military resources being increasingly diverted to existing wars | Official statement decries rampant robophobia in the Outer Systems


Go and vote in the NationStates Flag Bracket!
NS stats are non-canon. This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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The Zravvisk
Secretary
 
Posts: 39
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:49 pm

Giving all of your soldiers an always on internet device that tracks their position and listens to what they say.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Tohorin
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 14, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Tohorin » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:50 pm

Use a Springfield Model 1888 against them in the hope that Rock beats Laser like in the alien invasion movies.
La República Federal de Tohorin
Come for the UNESCO's top cultural heritage sites and classy vacation resorts, stay for the smutty border towns.

My favorite NS Issues result about undercover cops:
"Following new legislation in Tohorin, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives."

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Gladesville
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Sep 29, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Gladesville » Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:55 pm

Thinking up a serious, nitty-gritty, tough guy motto that makes your nation seem proud to lay on bone-in sofas
One of the few nation's with a frightening economy, without a single car. One of the most developed nations, but our government is corrupt as fridge. Tourist hot-spot, but the ruler Vindalbal II refuses to even put basic footwear on. Environmentalist, Nationalist, Vincaracist, Gladesville.
Reaches about 0.16695572432 on the Greenness Index.

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Ivory Coasts
Attaché
 
Posts: 66
Founded: Oct 23, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ivory Coasts » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:28 pm

Ask them, "why u mad? Why u sad? When u can be...
*sprays their eyes with Glades*
Glade

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Rainbowsix
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Nov 27, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Rainbowsix » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:30 pm

Ivory Coasts wrote:Ask them, "why u mad? Why u sad? When u can be...
*sprays their eyes with Glades*
Glade

send dog
This nation doesn't represent my views Wesleyisbestnationhere does... this nation represents what I imagine the game Rainbow Six Siege would be like if made into a country
Freedom is never free, so remember those who died for it
My political view down here (updated 2/25/20)
https://www.isidewith.com/profile/4179624586/parties

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Diarcesia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1851
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Diarcesia » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:34 pm

Rainbowsix wrote:
Ivory Coasts wrote:Ask them, "why u mad? Why u sad? When u can be...
*sprays their eyes with Glades*
Glade

send dog

Invade with a battleship.
Factbooks | Economic Liaison | Maintenance
Walk like an Egyptian, Stand like an Hongkonger
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Emperor Leo the Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Byzantines would tell you.

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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 163
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:15 pm

Equip the soldiers with oyster shells

The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT Nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species.
Coryana is a hivemind multiversal Utopia
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore please telegram me :)

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Gladesville
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Sep 29, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Gladesville » Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:16 pm

Come up with a short, simple name that doesn't make you turn Welsh, confusion at first, deletion by the hivemind next
Last edited by Gladesville on Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
One of the few nation's with a frightening economy, without a single car. One of the most developed nations, but our government is corrupt as fridge. Tourist hot-spot, but the ruler Vindalbal II refuses to even put basic footwear on. Environmentalist, Nationalist, Vincaracist, Gladesville.
Reaches about 0.16695572432 on the Greenness Index.

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 55
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:36 pm

Hijack cars
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): Mainframe ships attacked by extra-universal threat from Coryan universe, identified as Parasites. | International Relations Subsystem reports massive increase in trade with other planets, with military resources being increasingly diverted to existing wars | Official statement decries rampant robophobia in the Outer Systems


Go and vote in the NationStates Flag Bracket!
NS stats are non-canon. This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Godular
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9737
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:40 pm

Sell them Amish furniture.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs engaged in a galaxy-spanning reign of terror for as-yet-unknown reasons. (SWG)
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Coryanhafflaruda
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 163
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:46 pm

Fight with arquebus

The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT Nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species.
Coryana is a hivemind multiversal Utopia
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore please telegram me :)

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The Hell Legions
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Mar 02, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Hell Legions » Sun Feb 23, 2020 4:45 am

Coryanhafflaruda wrote:Fight with arquebus


Use an army of Luddites, be they actual Luddites, or the slang term in our 'verse, which is an insult for people who just don't get computers (in a very high tech future). Either way, you'd get an entertaining, but not very effective one-sided battle.
NS Stats don't even make sense for this. Canon policies are here. WA category is canon though!
Important Military Info Rated 10/10 by DES.
A 1.6 repeating civilization, according to this index. Tier 9, Level 9, Type 11.


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