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Greater Cosmicium
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Mar 29, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Greater Cosmicium » Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:08 am

Coryanhafflaruda wrote:Invade them with technology that breaks the laws of physics


Send a single frigate into a horde of Coryan dragons.
In a Cosmicium without Valixor, four factions scramble for control of the Empire...
The Khaazai Federation now has its own nation!
Like Cosmicium, we do not use NS stats.
IC Year: 72917 N.A. / 1,072,917 C.E. | Tech Level: FFT
A 1 civilization
, according to this index.
Greater Cosmicium Military Hub (WIP)

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Grotesque spore creatures
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: May 29, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Grotesque spore creatures » Sat Feb 01, 2020 6:25 am

Try to directly attack them with an army that is not atleast FFT.
Residents Alive: 38
Residents Dead: 62
See overview factbook for info about the military.

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 55
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Sat Feb 01, 2020 6:27 am

Send in soldiers that are allergic to mushrooms
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): Mainframe ships attacked by extra-universal threat from Coryan universe, identified as Parasites. | International Relations Subsystem reports massive increase in trade with other planets, with military resources being increasingly diverted to existing wars | Official statement decries rampant robophobia in the Outer Systems


Go and vote in the NationStates Flag Bracket!
NS stats are non-canon. This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Godular
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9737
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:04 am

Neutron bombs
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs engaged in a galaxy-spanning reign of terror for as-yet-unknown reasons. (SWG)
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 180
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Yegla Islands » Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:04 am

Wonderbread.
     


Dictator-backed dedication to absolute civil freedoms, ultrabureaucratic pseudo-socialism and heavily-armed neutrality.
Fueled by PMT/FanT dieselpunk schizotech, eldritch red tape and snazzy neo-cold war aesthetics on a broken continent.


Our HistoryOur MilitaryOur GovernmentOur CitiesOur GeographyOur LeaderOur "Magic"Themes & TunesFor those wishing to invade

This nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Advancia-Sizzletown
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Aug 01, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Advancia-Sizzletown » Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:24 am

Using Explosion Magic but aiming at the wrong direction at them.
I'm a Green Hoodie, don't mind me.

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10951
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 am

Send AODA - Alphonse, One-Duck Army.

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Teufelreich
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Teufelreich » Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:21 pm

Starving them with more Communism.
TWO WARNINGS: I DO NOT use NS stats, and this nation contains tons of risque and controversial elements that ARE NOT for the faint of heart.
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My political compass score:

Economic Left/Right: -6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 5.85

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 289
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Corporate Bordello

Postby Strahcoin » Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:36 pm

Teufelreich wrote:Starving them with more Communism.

Send strict NS-stat users who have weak hearts.
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.

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Greater Cosmicium
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Mar 29, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Greater Cosmicium » Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:47 pm

Strahcoin wrote:
Teufelreich wrote:Starving them with more Communism.

Send strict NS-stat users who have weak hearts.


Send a small group of particularly crazed communists straight into one of their bases.
In a Cosmicium without Valixor, four factions scramble for control of the Empire...
The Khaazai Federation now has its own nation!
Like Cosmicium, we do not use NS stats.
IC Year: 72917 N.A. / 1,072,917 C.E. | Tech Level: FFT
A 1 civilization
, according to this index.
Greater Cosmicium Military Hub (WIP)


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Godular
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9737
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:07 pm

Be Daleks
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs engaged in a galaxy-spanning reign of terror for as-yet-unknown reasons. (SWG)
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Onfande
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Nov 06, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Onfande » Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:10 pm

Assume that they aren't multiversal beings.
The forum is a nice place.

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The Zravvisk
Secretary
 
Posts: 39
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:48 am

Underestimate their aerospace power.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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National Republic of Antagoria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 153
Founded: Apr 08, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby National Republic of Antagoria » Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:36 am

Send one man to attack and utterly destroy their planets, armed with a machine gun and 3 grenades. I think we know how this would end.

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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 180
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Yegla Islands » Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:47 am

Nuke 'em.
     


Dictator-backed dedication to absolute civil freedoms, ultrabureaucratic pseudo-socialism and heavily-armed neutrality.
Fueled by PMT/FanT dieselpunk schizotech, eldritch red tape and snazzy neo-cold war aesthetics on a broken continent.


Our HistoryOur MilitaryOur GovernmentOur CitiesOur GeographyOur LeaderOur "Magic"Themes & TunesFor those wishing to invade

This nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Gladesville
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Sep 29, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Gladesville » Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:16 am

For as much as it numbs their brain, never remind them of their Nationstates Awards/Endorsements Ratio. It'll piss em' off
One of the few nation's with a frightening economy, without a single car. One of the most developed nations, but our government is corrupt as fridge. Tourist hot-spot, but the ruler Vindalbal II refuses to even put basic footwear on. Environmentalist, Nationalist, Vincaracist, Gladesville.
Reaches about 0.16695572432 on the Greenness Index.

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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 180
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Yegla Islands » Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:24 am

Gladesville wrote:For as much as it numbs their brain, never remind them of their Nationstates Awards/Endorsements Ratio. It'll piss em' off


I... what?

/skip
     


Dictator-backed dedication to absolute civil freedoms, ultrabureaucratic pseudo-socialism and heavily-armed neutrality.
Fueled by PMT/FanT dieselpunk schizotech, eldritch red tape and snazzy neo-cold war aesthetics on a broken continent.


Our HistoryOur MilitaryOur GovernmentOur CitiesOur GeographyOur LeaderOur "Magic"Themes & TunesFor those wishing to invade

This nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Greater Cosmicium
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Mar 29, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Greater Cosmicium » Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:38 am

Gladesville wrote:For as much as it numbs their brain, never remind them of their Nationstates Awards/Endorsements Ratio. It'll piss em' off


Don't use NS stats, they'll insist on comparing by NS stats anyway in spite of the myriads of military factbooks you might have.
In a Cosmicium without Valixor, four factions scramble for control of the Empire...
The Khaazai Federation now has its own nation!
Like Cosmicium, we do not use NS stats.
IC Year: 72917 N.A. / 1,072,917 C.E. | Tech Level: FFT
A 1 civilization
, according to this index.
Greater Cosmicium Military Hub (WIP)

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Earth Orbit
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Oct 24, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Earth Orbit » Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:41 am

Greater Cosmicium wrote:
Gladesville wrote:For as much as it numbs their brain, never remind them of their Nationstates Awards/Endorsements Ratio. It'll piss em' off


Don't use NS stats, they'll insist on comparing by NS stats anyway in spite of the myriads of military factbooks you might have.


A single fighter craft, with no support, flung at their homeworld.
A 7/0/7 10.28 civilization according to this index.
I don't usually use NS Stats.
FNS HOMEPAGE | 11/23/2170 | BREAKING: VIOLETIST ATTACKS TAKING PLACE ACROSS FEDERATION, LUNA - STATE OF NATIONAL EMERGENCY DECLARED | 11/23/2170 | FNS HOMEPAGE
Ah yes, asteroid mining techno space-capitalism. I'll be boarding the rocket immediately. - Synne Industries
...I’ve never seen one [future nations] that’s an orbital country. That’s a really unique concept and I’m a fan of it to be honest. - Cantelo
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Tarchuna and Ravenna
Envoy
 
Posts: 314
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:42 am

Sending 1,856 conscripts armed with muskets and 4 artillery pieces just for fun.
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We are a powerful Etruscan empire, well, at least a highly Etruscanized remnant of Rome. We control Italia, Corsica, Crete, Cyprus, Syria, Iudaea, and Egypt. Anyone who says otherwise will be butchered with the Social Justice Warriors in the Solar Square.
Our Emperor’s title full title is, His Most August Imperial Eminence, Archduke and Prince of the Etruscans, Emperor of the Romans, also of Crete, Cyprus, Phoenicia, Egypt, and Iudaea, Restorer of the Orient, General of the People, Defender of Rome, Macsimiliane Aemilie Valens Germanicus, the first of his name.
Mocking the government or a military officer is considered sedition and will get you crucified.
Here is everything you need to know about our nation:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tar ... l=factbook

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Polish Prussian Commonwealth
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1772
Founded: Oct 30, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:48 am

Tarchuna and Ravenna wrote:Sending 1,856 conscripts armed with muskets and 4 artillery pieces just for fun.

Sending actual Etruscans after them, in all of their Past-tech glory.
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Peace theme
War theme
Victory theme
Anthem
We may not count her armies, we may not see her King;
Her fortress is a faithful heart, her pride is suffering;
And soul by soul and silently her shining bounds increase
And her ways are ways of gentleness, and all her paths are peace.

"Out of doubt, out of dark, to the day's rising
he rode singing in the sun, sword unsheathing.
Hope he rekindled, and in hope ended;
over death, over dread, over doom lifted
out of loss, out of life, unto long glory."



My canon is currently in a state of constant flux. Please do not take anything that I say as set in stone.


A 18 civilization, according to this index.

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Coryanhafflaruda
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 163
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:04 am

Attack them with horses

The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT Nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species.
Coryana is a hivemind multiversal Utopia
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore please telegram me :)

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C r e e p e r
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 28, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby C r e e p e r » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:15 am

Attack them with an army that only contains one universe's entire population

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Hansdeltania
Diplomat
 
Posts: 845
Founded: May 17, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hansdeltania » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:18 am

Calling in a lightning strike and not retreating to a safe distance
The number of Ace Combat references I have is too damn low!

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