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A z a n i a
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Posts: 14
Founded: Aug 21, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby A z a n i a » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:11 am

Attack them with our MT weapons.
About Azania/A z a n i a:
Basically, an alt-history South Africa, in which apartheid (or, at least, petty apartheid) never happened.

A twenty-something-year-old university student currently studying law at the University of KwaZulu-Natal (UKZN). I'm a patriotic South African who's well aware of all the problems facing SA (crime, widespread corruption, the lingering effects of apartheid etc) and still optimistic about its future. No, I'm not one of those nuts who believe that apartheid was "good neighbourliness".
Many thanks to Greater Malayan Confederation for the new flag!

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Onfande
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Posts: 24
Founded: Nov 06, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Onfande » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:13 am

Send in a single helicopter that probably could take AA fire.
The forum is a nice place.

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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 148
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:11 pm

Deploy 2 Soldiers and make them rush to the capitals without any strategies

The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT Nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species.
Coryana is a hivemind multiversal Utopia
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore please telegram me :)

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Gylthas
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Nov 08, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gylthas » Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:19 pm

Go head-on with whatever military technology we have.
A 16 civilisation, according to this index.

Embassy programme here.

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Earth Orbit
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Oct 24, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Earth Orbit » Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:23 pm

Gylthas wrote:Go head-on with whatever military technology we have.


Pure ground combat with no backup, orbital or otherwise. Gylthas has the vast numeric advantage on the ground, and furthermore, our mobilization is severely bottlenecked by the limited amount of military drop pods.
A 7/0/7 10.28 civilization according to this index.
I don't usually use NS Stats.
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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 148
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:43 am

Rush them with our oldest tech

The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT Nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species.
Coryana is a hivemind multiversal Utopia
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore please telegram me :)

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:55 am

Occupy their home planet
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (timeprefix 095E/earth-year 3244): Official statement decries rampant robophobia in the Outer Systems | Papal Mainframe planet Oraskaa captured in most important victory in years | Vylon woman dies at 40 after spending entire life in virtual reality


No NS stats please. This nation does not represent my real views, and if you actually support enslaving people to use their minds as computer power, I question your sanity. RL Views

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Gylthas
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Nov 08, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gylthas » Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:28 am

A war of attrition.
A 16 civilisation, according to this index.

Embassy programme here.

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Varnigodsk
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 06, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Varnigodsk » Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:43 am

A war with only the ground troops involved.

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3797
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:45 am

Easy man! Just send several militia squads. Without booze.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All booze 20% discount. Despite a common stereotype, we are not crime ridden place.

Refreshing News:
Remember that story, where Shawn was created by mergin' five council members? Well, that was our nationwide prank! The Council pulled it off! They just picked some random tough looking metalhead and gave him the leadership position, while running off to vacation. They gonna return soon!

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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 148
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:47 am

Attack them with bare hands

The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT Nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species.
Coryana is a hivemind multiversal Utopia
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore please telegram me :)

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EndoHills
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Posts: 18
Founded: Sep 19, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby EndoHills » Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:47 am

Equip an army with nothing but flash bangs

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MineLegotia and Equestria
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Posts: 163
Founded: Jul 22, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby MineLegotia and Equestria » Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:47 am

Simple, send two police cars who come from an underfunded police force.

I'm sure they can deal with it
We're a Mostly Free Nation with a score of 6.30 and a 1.54546 civilization, that has ponies, griffons, humans, hippogriffs, and more! We have way too much species!
Loves/Approves of : Classical Liberalism, Patriotism, Protestant Christianity, Nuclear Families, Well-Regulated Capitalism, Deontological Moral Philosophy, Conservatism
Against/Disapproves of: Leftism, Third Wave Feminists, High Taxes, Identity Politics, Lazy People
"At the core of every cynic is a disappointed idealist, and they're in charge of this Empire"

Parliament divided over new IHS bill | "AWF is new step in interregional politics for MineLegotia and Equestria" | Rebellion in H.Equestria

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The Terran Communities
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Nov 02, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Terran Communities » Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:55 am

Attack them with soldiers that are afraid of the paranormal.
The Almighty Union of the Human Race: The Terran Communities!

A Tier 9, Level 3, Type 7, Power Comparator 7.6666666667 civilization, according to this index.

Feel free to telegram me about literally anything. Remember, I may not answer immediately.

Terra Invicta

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Antityranicals
Minister
 
Posts: 2065
Founded: May 18, 2019
Capitalizt

Postby Antityranicals » Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:56 am

Attack with a colonial era army.
Compass: Right: 9.94, Libertarian: -5.84
Catholic Libertarian. Gov't has no authority, all authority is from God. God grants us free will, gov't should not infringe upon it. Legislating morality is wrong. Only exception is protecting rights to life, liberty, and property. Abortion is killing an infant, one of the few things gov't should prevent. Pro-Trump, he's been an effective weapon against real enemies of freedom: The Left, but I wish he were more for free trade, more against deficits. Unrestrained capitalism is a great thing; it does wonders for standards of living of everyone, especially the poor.
HS student in the USA. Male. XC runner, 17:30 5k, 4:59 mile. I enjoy singing, sushi, eating large quantities of food, and eating large quantities of sushi.

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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 148
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:57 am

Attack them with 50 soldiers that can't shoot anything

The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT Nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species.
Coryana is a hivemind multiversal Utopia
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore please telegram me :)

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Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
Envoy
 
Posts: 206
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:57 am

Send a dude with a lazgun while we are surrounded by their divisions
<<THE HANVIRNEIC FLUX>>
A story set in 2250 about a group of comrades exploring the unknown portal and being sent to a bloody war with an old imperium

THEMES: Peace | Tension | War | Victory | Defeat | National Anthem

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Prozitia
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 28, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Prozitia » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:14 am

Fly right into their divisions with a spacecraft.
POSSUMUS!

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Teufelreich
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Teufelreich » Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:33 am

Tell their citizens to break the chains.
TWO WARNINGS: I DO NOT use NS stats, and this nation contains tons of risque and controversial elements that ARE NOT for the faint of heart.
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My political compass score:

Economic Left/Right: -6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 5.85

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The African Emirates
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The African Emirates » Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:37 am

Try to send a spy into Teufelreich, but they're male.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple superclusters, and traveling around the omniverse through
F O L D S P A C E ! (The population is African, but not black, they have no skin. Again, robots.)
(However, everyone has unlimited n-word passes.)
A [3 2/3] civilization(Tier 10, Level 0, Type 10), according to this index.
Current Year: 2020 CE
PRO: Israel, Climate Change Awareness, Science, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Capitalism with Socialist Elements
NEUTRAL: Palestine, Conservatives, Abortion, Capitalism
AGAINST: Intolerance, Article 13, Communism, Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Alt-Left, Trump

8values
ns stats bIG DUM REEEEEE (except economy)

I will not speak to you unless you have mined over 100 diamonds in Minecraft.

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Onfande
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Nov 06, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Onfande » Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:38 am

Expect to defeat them with just a car.
The forum is a nice place.

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 285
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Strahcoin » Thu Jan 30, 2020 3:38 pm

Onfande wrote:Expect to defeat them with just a car.

Expect a fight with a 1700s-era nation and not consider its space force and nuclear weapon program.
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.

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National Republic of Antagoria
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Posts: 153
Founded: Apr 08, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby National Republic of Antagoria » Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:53 pm

Step 1: Shoot down their satilite while it is over your capital and do not fully destroy it to conserve ammo.

Step 2: Brag about how you are going to nuke them to the world (except your nukes are non-existent).

Step 3: Profit???

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-Astoria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 806
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Sat Feb 01, 2020 4:40 am

Attempt to enter the country underground, armed with just water guns.
Have a happy birthday, Valentine Z!

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Federal Republic of Astoria | Tarainceswn Asdair | Skaffpagwirr Astoir
A 7 civilisation according to this index.
Feb 14, 2020
✉ Asdairtydden: Weather: Footscray 17°C/62°F | Altas 9°/48° | Esterpine 12°/53° | Naltgybal 14°/57° | Ceirtryn 5°/41° | Bynscel 10°/50° | Leiteel  7°/46°


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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 148
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:00 am

Invade them with technology that breaks the laws of physics

The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT Nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species.
Coryana is a hivemind multiversal Utopia
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore please telegram me :)

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