where in your nation would you find..?

[Corporoat]

Any urban book store if you manage to comb your way through the hundreds of knockoff 'Stellar Warfare' and 'Spaceship Fleet Chronicles' books.

Where could I find a police officer?

[A m e n r i a]

Nowhere, there is no police.

An eldritch abomination.

[-Astoria]

Nowhere; except in books.

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A shipment of underwear?

[A z a n i a]

Most imports come through either Durban, Richards Bay, or Walvis Bay, so most likely in one of those three cities.

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BN has had a national leader of Trump-esque controversy.

[Monsone]

Most imports come through either Durban, Richards Bay, or Walvis Bay, so most likely in one of those three cities.

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BN has had a national leader of Trump-esque controversy.

No. And you wouldn't find one either.


Where would you find royalty in BN?

[Wack-i]

Royalty is only found in the northern parts where the governors have a line of descendants.

Edit: I forgot the thing for BN. Where can you find untouched farmland.

[Eckie-Cola]

Nowhere, everything is privatized

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Soda dispensing machines

[Rosmana]

Pretty much all over any city or village.

A Roman Catholic Church?

[Anatoliyanskiy]

You might find one in one of the more remote communities of Anatoliyanskiy, but they are pretty rare as we are a predominantly atheist country.

An automobile factory?

[A m e n r i a]

Mostly Wuhan or Changchun, but factories are scattered in smaller scales all over the nation, especially in the Korean, Malaysian, and Indian peninsulas.

Red songbirds.

[Starrden]

A zoo, most likely.

Billboards

[Marquisal]

You can find them in internet now!

A blue slime that tastes like some norwegian biscuits.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

You can find them in internet now!

A blue slime that tastes like some norwegian biscuits.

A hipster cafe,probably in the capital.

A nobleman with ancestry from a King of Afghanistan

[Drew Durrnil]

A mansion in the capital.

Where would you find a haunted house home to a psychopathic killer?

[Blanjiland]

It's called the capital building, thank you Eastern Blanjiland, definitely near the Lithuanian border. Low population density plus the in general lower development levels make it the perfect spot for your murderous desires.

Where would you find a square watermelon?

[New Transeurasia]

It's called the capital building, thank you Eastern Blanjiland, definitely near the Lithuanian border. Low population density plus the in general lower development levels make it the perfect spot for your murderous desires.

Where would you find a square watermelon?

Most likely at a gift shop for an agricultural museum, or in the imports section of a supermarket.

A small, one-bedroom one-bathroom apartment?

[Nacrad]

Residential blocks, specifically high-density high-rise urban development plots

A residential building exceeding 100 meters in height?

[Drongonia]

Pretty much any city with over 1 million in it has such buildings.

A farm?

[Imperivm Terrae]

Any planet permanently settled by humans most likely has a farm, ranging from compact vertical hydroponics farms to entire fields of crops and grazing grounds hectares wide.

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A foreign spy?

[Nacrad]

Prisons

A reservist?

[Tefror]

They can be found in military buildings, and sometimes in schools, at work day to be interviewed and to let children know what happens in the military.

Pandas?

[Ivory Coasts]

Only in zoos. We wish we owned pandas, but all pandas are Chinese property

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A big black chicken

[Mafarka]

In the countryside, I am pretty sure we probably have Big Black Chickens.

The most Military Surplus stores

[Free Port of Cristina]

In the Verdemare ward.

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Mutant alien superheroes

[Sadakoyama]

Comic books and movies. Certainly not in any of our laboratories. We don't even know where to get the DNA for something like that, let alone how to comprehensively map the genome or to isolate the mutated alleles and slice them into human test subjects. And we wouldn't want to guess how one would dispose of the inevitable missteps and monsters that always seem to crop up in these experiments; we surely don't have a special branch of the military tasked with such duties. It's ridiculous.


Cursed froyo.