where in your nation would you find..?

[Red Lake Circle]

Not a DShK specifically, since this world doesn't really have a Russia. However, Red Lake's military is partially formed by old, allied militias; if you go through their equipment, you're bound to find a pickup with a machine gun that's at least a few decades old mounted to the bed. Of course, the Harjis Witoth insurrection is also a fan of these vehicles, as they're far easier to get ahold of than real AFVs.

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It would be something you'd have to save up for and import. Though some liquors are widely available, the materials to create absinthe of that quality just aren't available in Laguzrauth, and in this socialist economic mode, the broad scale importation of high-quality, high-proof foreign alcohol just isn't a priority.

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An animal that provides a unique resource?

[Tangatarehua]

Any of the oceans surrounding Tangatarehua but particularly in the subantarctic areas south of Rangiwhero and Motumakariri - as this is the most likely place where you'll catch a whale, which for millennia have been used for tools and to make delicious recipes including to this day.

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A bootleg Bart Simpson T-shirt?

[Fatatatutti]

Well, everything in Fatatatutti is bootleg. Royalties? Pffft!

You can't walk three steps in a Fatatatutian marketplace without finding bootleg T-shirts on a pushcart. And Bart Simpson is almost as popular as Alphonse.

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An Alphonse Slept Here T-shirt.

[New Lindale]

Most likely in the Bjorn's Clothing, at the Hundsgateplass Markedet

Polar bear pelt and rugs

[Southern Republic of Dixie]

We Could have it at Port, from which we are a Free Trade Nation, given we don't have a Polar bear place.

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A Phone Booth.

[Big brained monkeys]

NOWHERE as we dont have computers

where would you find my dad

[Hundermenschen]

Probably buried in one of the graves in a nearby memorial.

Where would you find sleeping bags.

[Dystopian Future]

nowhere

a international criminal named gru

[Veneti Marsei]

Underneath a mountain, surrounded by his peculiar small yellow fellows.

A missile silo?

[Comicsland]

If you're talking about dismissed missile silos,you can find a bunch in the Confederate State of Papua New Guinea and on some Pacific islands near Japan
If you are talking about currently active silos,there are some in Comicalaxy,Comicsverse and on the protectorate of Taiwan

A fair politician

[Haiton]

Igogunhat probably.

An arsonist setting fire to a house drunk on vodka singing the anthem of the USSR?

[Cachard Calia]

In the army

A vodka factory

[Auzkhia]

Galicia province and parts of Prussia, though we call it Wódka since it is made the Polish people here.

Where would you find an art museum?

[Kors]

Probably somewhere in yggsdrasil, but its probably a bank vault instead of a museum.

Where, would you find a Massive cow with four kidneys

[New Lindale]

Rothbury got's the most mad scientists per capita, you're bound to find one there. If not, you probably can smuggle from Argentina into Rio Grande.

Shirley Kwan's Greatests Hits.

[Noishanady]

Concept. The AN put's something, someone or an occurence and then you state where in your nation would that likely happen.


As an example - A golden apple

The board index might put Global Economics and Trade because it is a valuable item

Got the idea? No, me neither.

So, to begin
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To find an American tourist?

[Ardernland]

Tourists aren't allowed in as the country at all is under permanent, preventative Covid lockdown [in case there's ever another pandemic] and America is notorious for its high number of Covid cases so American tourists are definitely not allowed in.

A family of five living in a car?

[Jacrain]

very rare; you'll likely only find that in poor, densely populated areas.

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at this time of the year: christmas decor

[Pirusavia]

Every household you can find. Despite Pirusavia being a highly atheistic country, and the largest religion is Galeanic paganism, Western-style Christmas celebration is quite popular. Galeanic paganism also has a similar celebration in December, which might explain its popularity.

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Dinnerware painted with uranium orange.

[The Aquaria]

Probably in some families' home.

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Crude Oil

[The Almightily Dollar]

In a refinery

Capitalists

[Baiddsound]

Probably all over the place, though the exact veriaty of capitalist will vary from location to location: business capitalists can be found at Taiʻdach, trade-focused ones are found at Tailnyai, tourism capitalists can be found on the Bochsoik Chain, etc. if there was a place there weren't much capitalists in, it would probably be Thaishlaig and Addlaulm.

Where would you find a multimillionare?

[Unmet Player]

everywhere



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[The Aquaria]

Sadly, most of them are burnt in the incinerator due to the fall of the trend. However, you might see some people still owning them, yet it will be only a few.

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A De-Gaulle-Airport-sized Airport

[Palmyrion]

Sadly, most of them are burnt in the incinerator due to the fall of the trend. However, you might see some people still owning them, yet it will be only a few.

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A De-Gaulle-Airport-sized Airport

The Nicholas Abella International Airport, serving the whole Metro Aragon Area, would be comparable in terms of amount of passengers, cargo, and aircraft movements handled.

Places serving Filipino food.