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Crysuko
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Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Crysuko » Mon May 25, 2020 9:56 am

in the cabinet of most homes, and civilian armouries

a celebrity chef
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Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

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Nuloerkun
Attaché
 
Posts: 70
Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Nuloerkun » Mon May 25, 2020 10:09 am

There are a few in every city, and at least one in settlements with over 200 inhabitants.

An overhanging boulder

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Andocara
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Posts: 347
Founded: Aug 07, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Andocara » Mon May 25, 2020 2:53 pm

Out in the wild somewhere, away from civilization.

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A McDonald's where you pay via fingerprint.

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1218
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Mon May 25, 2020 3:03 pm

And we thought contactless payment was already too much. None.


A cat cafe :3
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
PMT/Early FT - Decopunk. Zitravgrad is a crowned republic in a planet somewhere else in the universe. The formerly wartorn nation keeps a facade of normalcy and order while enjoying the societal and cultural decadence that marks the new Roaring Twenties. The paranoid authoritarian government tries its best to uphold order in the face of uncertainty, while its people want nothing more than a breathing space. A deal that works, but maybe not in the long run. | My NS-Related Art | Hehe bad meme as flag
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Soviet Union under Volkov
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Founded: May 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Soviet Union under Volkov » Mon May 25, 2020 3:04 pm

You won't. Nowhere in the before-times did anyone pay via fingerprint. Nowhere in the present does anyone pay via fingerprint. And no fast food places from the before-times are still operational.

AN:

You won't. None from the before-times are still operational, and we haven't bothered building any, due to limited resources and manpower. We aren't against it conceptually, but there's far more pressing matters than cat cafes. Not dying typically takes higher priority than most things.




A Kalashnikov-pattern rifle?
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Armed Provisional Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
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For the last time, we are not that soviet union. We modeled and named ourselves after them, but we are most definitely not them.
If you want to reply to us, read our fact books and stop making assumptions based on our name and flag.

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Outside man mauled by bear brought in, offered shelter and supplies. Outside man found missing next morning and food supplies sacked, citizens describe bear leaving the shelter and raiding the food before leaving the village.

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Pulsroth
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Posts: 379
Founded: Oct 07, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby Pulsroth » Mon May 25, 2020 3:09 pm

Probably in a major museum. Our country has had history with Russia, so the Kalashnikov is well known to us, but that rifle family is rather old now.

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Soviet Union under Volkov
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Ex-Nation

Postby Soviet Union under Volkov » Mon May 25, 2020 3:25 pm

Pulsroth wrote:Probably in a major museum. Our country has had history with Russia, so the Kalashnikov is well known to us, but that rifle family is rather old now.

The best cup of tea your nation can offer?


I mean, Kalashnikov-pattern rifles did not end with the AK-74. Modern versions exist, such as the AK-100 series, and the newer AK-12/AK-15 series. And that's just Kalashnikov-pattern rifles that actually come from Russia. The weapon has been copied by countless nations, with their own local variants. Not all of these copies are particularly modernized, of course, but some, like the RK 95 are suitably modern enough. Arguably, the Galil is itself just a heavily modified, modernized Kalashnikov.

There are modernized Kalashnikov-pattern rifles, at least in OTL.
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"For Friendship!"
Canon Stuff Here
Armed Provisional Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
Вооруженный Временный Союз Советских Социалистических Республик

For the last time, we are not that soviet union. We modeled and named ourselves after them, but we are most definitely not them.
If you want to reply to us, read our fact books and stop making assumptions based on our name and flag.

The People's News
Outside man mauled by bear brought in, offered shelter and supplies. Outside man found missing next morning and food supplies sacked, citizens describe bear leaving the shelter and raiding the food before leaving the village.

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Pulsroth
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Founded: Oct 07, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby Pulsroth » Mon May 25, 2020 3:44 pm

Soviet Union under Volkov wrote:
Pulsroth wrote:Probably in a major museum. Our country has had history with Russia, so the Kalashnikov is well known to us, but that rifle family is rather old now.

The best cup of tea your nation can offer?


I mean, Kalashnikov-pattern rifles did not end with the AK-74. Modern versions exist, such as the AK-100 series, and the newer AK-12/AK-15 series. And that's just Kalashnikov-pattern rifles that actually come from Russia. The weapon has been copied by countless nations, with their own local variants. Not all of these copies are particularly modernized, of course, but some, like the RK 95 are suitably modern enough. Arguably, the Galil is itself just a heavily modified, modernized Kalashnikov.

There are modernized Kalashnikov-pattern rifles, at least in OTL.
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I know there do exist modern Kalashnikov derived rifles to this day. However, because IC, my nation only ever used the AKM and AK74 variants and that my nation is set in 2038, both of those rifles would likely be out of service by then. As such, AK12's and AK100's would be exceedingly rare, if they exist in Pulsroth at all.

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The greatest Asian meritocracy of the 2040's, run by NS's resident vaguely aristocratic English rose.

Visit my futuristic and Lovecraftian themed nations as well, why don't you? Wip3d Out, Esterhill

I'm newly married, so I'm well and truly blessed right now. And whoever else ends up reading this, may you live a blessed life too!

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Bunkaiia
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Founded: Nov 18, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bunkaiia » Mon May 25, 2020 3:49 pm

In the Ex-Italian colonial capital of Portolentia in the northwestern coast by the bay. Lots of cafés there and shit. Mushroom teas are very popular.
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Persian religious refugees settled on a Malagasy archipelago. Runaway Swahili ex-slaves later joined the mix. Religion & Political structure are based on the proto-socialist, vegetarian, pacifists, altruistic-hedonist real-life Mazdakite movement from 6th century Persia.
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Crysuko
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Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Crysuko » Tue May 26, 2020 8:08 pm

any pizza place, or any place that serves Italian food

a jolly mailman
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

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Andocara
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Posts: 347
Founded: Aug 07, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Andocara » Wed May 27, 2020 2:35 pm

That's very rare in Andocara nowadays, mainly because mail has largely become automated.

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Ceranapis
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: May 18, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Ceranapis » Wed May 27, 2020 2:50 pm

Try your local college campus on game day




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-Astoria
Minister
 
Posts: 2011
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Wed May 27, 2020 10:07 pm

Pretty much found in every street.
A carrot?

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Palins
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Posts: 269
Founded: Aug 19, 2014
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Palins » Wed May 27, 2020 10:17 pm

Perhaps on a farm or in a garden, but most likely in a grocery store, a home, or a restaurant. Carrot farming isn't too common here.

A trampoline?

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Zitravgrad
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Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Wed May 27, 2020 10:35 pm

In a local gym, most likely.


An archeological site?
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
PMT/Early FT - Decopunk. Zitravgrad is a crowned republic in a planet somewhere else in the universe. The formerly wartorn nation keeps a facade of normalcy and order while enjoying the societal and cultural decadence that marks the new Roaring Twenties. The paranoid authoritarian government tries its best to uphold order in the face of uncertainty, while its people want nothing more than a breathing space. A deal that works, but maybe not in the long run. | My NS-Related Art | Hehe bad meme as flag
Providenska's Herald: "Publish or Perish" culture contributes to stress in academia | Public Smoking Ban revisited - authority urged to take it more seriously

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Novia Xeneia
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Dec 16, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Novia Xeneia » Wed May 27, 2020 11:16 pm

Near the Parliament is a temple like structure which was where the Communist Party used to meet during their rule.

Pre modern architecture
A democratic nation recovering from communist past.We are a democratic Republic with equal rights for everyone.
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Terra Britania
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Founded: Jan 02, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Terra Britania » Wed May 27, 2020 11:43 pm

A lot of places, actually. From Victorian and Gothic buildings in London to a Medieval-looking farmhouse in the countryside.

Cheap apartments?
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New Transeurasia
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Wed May 27, 2020 11:59 pm

Terra Britania wrote:A lot of places, actually. From Victorian and Gothic buildings in London to a Medieval-looking farmhouse in the countryside.

Cheap apartments?

Almost every city has cheap apartments, mostly in extremely massive high-rise apartments. A family apartment(5-bedroom, 2-bathroom) in almost every city will cost you less than 3000 Rubles(250 NSD) per month.

Brutalist architecture?
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Elvectica
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Founded: Sep 11, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Elvectica » Thu May 28, 2020 12:04 am

Nowhere - brutalism and its era is either nonexistent or it has yet to come into fruition. Also if it ever did exist in Etherea, Elvecticans would probably detest the entire thing.

A government building? (ie mayoral house, town hall, parliament/congress, etc.)
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Ocalla
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Founded: Jul 12, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ocalla » Thu May 28, 2020 12:08 am

Most cities will at least have a post office, if nothing else.

A tub of fresh grass-fed cow's butter?

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Nacrad
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Thu May 28, 2020 12:21 am

Some supermarkets have that

An electric guitar?
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Mornicoder
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Ex-Nation

Postby Mornicoder » Thu May 28, 2020 12:49 am

In most shops in the country, except for some obscure rural areas.


A barren, inhospitable tundra wasteland?
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Zitravgrad
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Thu May 28, 2020 1:03 am

Oh you mean this whole country? The northern parts of the country.


The tallest church?
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
PMT/Early FT - Decopunk. Zitravgrad is a crowned republic in a planet somewhere else in the universe. The formerly wartorn nation keeps a facade of normalcy and order while enjoying the societal and cultural decadence that marks the new Roaring Twenties. The paranoid authoritarian government tries its best to uphold order in the face of uncertainty, while its people want nothing more than a breathing space. A deal that works, but maybe not in the long run. | My NS-Related Art | Hehe bad meme as flag
Providenska's Herald: "Publish or Perish" culture contributes to stress in academia | Public Smoking Ban revisited - authority urged to take it more seriously

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Imperial Majapahit
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Founded: May 11, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Majapahit » Thu May 28, 2020 2:59 am

Smack dab in the middle of largest city on Java island, Jayakarta, right across the largest mosque in Southeast Asia.

The best coffee shop?
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La Xinga
Senator
 
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Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby La Xinga » Thu May 28, 2020 7:26 am

In the leader's building LOL!




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