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Soviet Union under Volkov
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Postby Soviet Union under Volkov » Fri May 22, 2020 4:26 am

UIS Leviathan wrote:On one of the various capital ships or submarines

Cocaine


Nowhere. Any that was here from the before-times would have gone bad by now or already been used up, and the environment isn't suited to growing it, nor would we have a way to get our hands on any such plants, let alone grow them. It's not very popular here anyways; we prefer krokodil.




Alcohol?
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Outside man mauled by bear brought in, offered shelter and supplies. Outside man found missing next morning and food supplies sacked, citizens describe bear leaving the shelter and raiding the food before leaving the village.

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Antibuda
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
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Postby Antibuda » Fri May 22, 2020 4:29 am

Alcohol is restricted, but not illegal, so you wouldn't have trouble finding a bar in most cities.
An opera house?
Winner of 2 medals in the 2020 Oatland Olympics!
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On a potential Trump movie:
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Population isn't used.
I mean, how do you think we would cram 200 mil+ people
into an island the size of Puerto Rico?
didn't mean to get daily referendums
idk how we did
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Nacrad
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Postby Nacrad » Fri May 22, 2020 4:29 am

In most cities above 2 million inhabitants

A bolt action rifle?
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Soviet Union under Volkov
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Postby Soviet Union under Volkov » Fri May 22, 2020 4:44 am

In the hands of a hunter, a scavver, or some of our militia. Mosin-Nagant rifles are pretty common over here; they aren't the only bolt-action rifles, they're just the most common.




Birds?
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Canon Stuff Here
Armed Provisional Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
Вооруженный Временный Союз Советских Социалистических Республик

For the last time, we are not that soviet union. We modeled and named ourselves after them, but we are most definitely not them.
If you want to reply to us, read our fact books and stop making assumptions based on our name and flag.

The People's News
Outside man mauled by bear brought in, offered shelter and supplies. Outside man found missing next morning and food supplies sacked, citizens describe bear leaving the shelter and raiding the food before leaving the village.

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A m e n r i a
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Postby A m e n r i a » Fri May 22, 2020 5:22 am

Anywhere, really, from pigeons in big cities like Jakarta to raptors in the steppes of Mongolia or seabirds in Singapore.

Puppies with heat vision?
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Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
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The Twilight Embassy
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Founded: May 03, 2020
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Postby The Twilight Embassy » Fri May 22, 2020 2:34 pm

At the pet store. Note: please be specific and say "puppies that can set things on fire by staring at them," or you will very quickly find yourself adopting a puppy with thermal vision.

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However, my IRL political views are admittedly very weird and may intersect with this nation in more ways/less ways then I care to admit.


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Terra Britania
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Founded: Jan 02, 2015
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Postby Terra Britania » Fri May 22, 2020 6:12 pm

Right here.

A weird Florida-esque place where all the crazy shit happens?
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Nacrad
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Postby Nacrad » Fri May 22, 2020 6:22 pm

Tbh that just sounds like south eastern Oswain

A car designed to drive on the other side of the road?
OOC - Hormones '24 inshallah
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Basically the result of Anglo-Dutch quarrels on who can profit more from Mingsplosion, coming to a retcon near you!

International News: PRC, Soviet Union host Pacific military drill | Japanese Supreme Court rules prohibition of same-sex marriage unconstitutional
Domestic News: 31/05/2023 (WED) | Parliament continues debate on budget; Liberals stubborn on mil spending | SocDems: Military enhancements "vital" for national livelihood | Riverfort suburb records 41.1°C, shatters May records
Weather: Riverfort 29/38°C | Amoy 27/36°C | Taipei 24/39°C | Nanchang 28/38°C


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Catsfern
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Founded: Mar 09, 2017
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Postby Catsfern » Fri May 22, 2020 7:03 pm

probably at the docks along Catsferns coast when they are mistakenly imported, It happens occasionally.

Feral cats

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Crysuko
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Postby Crysuko » Fri May 22, 2020 7:11 pm

the streets of any large city

an escaped convict
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Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

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Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

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Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

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-Astoria
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Postby -Astoria » Fri May 22, 2020 9:13 pm

Nowhere, to be honest; how can you feasibly escape a prison on an island in the middle of nowhere?
A jar of cream?

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Andocara
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Postby Andocara » Sun May 24, 2020 12:57 pm

What type of cream? I guess in some supermarkets and many salons

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A city sized amusement park.

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The Xaviet Empire
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Founded: Jan 08, 2020
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Postby The Xaviet Empire » Sun May 24, 2020 1:27 pm

nowhere....

Three Thousand MP-22 Missing Xaviet Machine guns, their soldiers, and additional supplies, they have been missing since 1931, presumed K.I.A but we'd like their bodies for historical purposes
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Zitravgrad
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Postby Zitravgrad » Sun May 24, 2020 10:05 pm

Not here. Find it in Stalingrad or something.


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Soviet Union under Volkov
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Postby Soviet Union under Volkov » Sun May 24, 2020 10:39 pm

Gone. All icecream by this point has either been eaten already, or spoiled decades ago. An unopened container of icecream can last several months and an opened container about 1-2 months, if properly stored. But not only will most of it not be properly stored to begin with thanks to the infrastructure having been severely destabilized and damaged, but it has been 32 years. We haven't made any icecream because making icecream requires cattle and land to graze them on, chickens to lay eggs and seeds to feed them with, sugarcane and land to grow it on, salt, vanilla and land to grow it on, and farmers to raise, care for, and harvest all of the above. Out of this list, all we have is salt, which we can get by filtering it out of salt water. But the salt is radioactive.

So, we have no icecream. Sorry.




Feral dogs?
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Armed Provisional Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
Вооруженный Временный Союз Советских Социалистических Республик

For the last time, we are not that soviet union. We modeled and named ourselves after them, but we are most definitely not them.
If you want to reply to us, read our fact books and stop making assumptions based on our name and flag.

The People's News
Outside man mauled by bear brought in, offered shelter and supplies. Outside man found missing next morning and food supplies sacked, citizens describe bear leaving the shelter and raiding the food before leaving the village.

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A m e n r i a
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Postby A m e n r i a » Mon May 25, 2020 3:09 am

Big cities with a notable dog population, like Bali or Delhi.

A guy with a monkey on his shoulder.
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Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
Nani!? A rules creepypasta set in R1!?
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Neutral: Dogs, veganism
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Alorgaze
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Founded: Dec 04, 2018
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Postby Alorgaze » Mon May 25, 2020 3:30 am

Almost every single inch of our nation has been industrialized down to the bone, so I would be very surprised if you could any sort of wildlife that isn't either mechanical or vat grown anywhere around here. So unless somebody is smuggling in monkeys for their own amusement, I'd say absolutely nowhere.

Robotic Butlers?

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Carrelie
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Founded: Feb 21, 2018
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Postby Carrelie » Mon May 25, 2020 5:14 am

Alorgaze wrote:Almost every single inch of our nation has been industrialized down to the bone, so I would be very surprised if you could any sort of wildlife that isn't either mechanical or vat grown anywhere around here. So unless somebody is smuggling in monkeys for their own amusement, I'd say absolutely nowhere.

Robotic Butlers?


You'd find them in the homes of rich old men in the cities of Haufenburg, Densmouth and Voliskham

A historical mural detailing an epic battle?
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NS Stats not canon

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Caribou Island (Moorland) & Aenglide are also there.
Ignore literally every vaguely political post I made pre-2022 my views and understandings have changed significantly :)

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Zawikhiztan
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Postby Zawikhiztan » Mon May 25, 2020 5:17 am

Ahvazinjarja War Museum cause it was the former royal capital

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Soviet-style apartment blocks?


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Imperial Majapahit
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Founded: May 11, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Majapahit » Mon May 25, 2020 5:17 am

Every single war museum scattered across the Empire. Ninja'd.
AN: In most suburban areas.

A >50 meter flagpole.
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A sovereign Hindu-Buddhist empire in Southeast Asia, having survived centuries of crises and feeble European attempts at colonialism.
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Kamilistan
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
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Postby Kamilistan » Mon May 25, 2020 5:20 am

Somewhere in the capital city

an abadoned city

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Carrelie
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Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Mon May 25, 2020 5:26 am

If ruins count, the ruined city of Gosanrakina

Miles upon miles of factories
✿ Carrelian Confederation ✿
NS Stats not canon

Member of WMCA
WaisnorMalta Comino GozoCarrelieAlezian UnionAchaean Republic
Caribou Island (Moorland) & Aenglide are also there.
Ignore literally every vaguely political post I made pre-2022 my views and understandings have changed significantly :)

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Crysuko
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Founded: Feb 26, 2013
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Postby Crysuko » Mon May 25, 2020 9:03 am

City of Tanninstel, with it's town sized industral zones

a herd of cattle
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

Official thread euthanologist
I USE Qs INSTEAD OF Qs

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Fatatatutti
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
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Postby Fatatatutti » Mon May 25, 2020 9:43 am

The southwestern part of the island is a savannah-type terrain. That is where you're most likely to find cattle.

Whale-watching.

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-Astoria
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Postby -Astoria » Mon May 25, 2020 9:54 am

Fatatatutti wrote:Whale-watching.
In ports in the northern areas.
A rifle?

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Updates! | Constitution | Bill of Rights | Anthem | Lyrics | Embassy | FAQ | NS stats unused
Jul 21, 2020
✉ ABC News: Forests doing well, but climate change putting pressure on it | #musicparade: listeners choose their favourites | Refugee sews 1000 masks for his new hometown | NCP calls for aid package for companies | New evidence of large temples in Onsteyl | Weather: Footscray ☁ 14°C | Altas ☁ 16° | Esterpine ☁ 15° |  Naltgybal ☂⛆ 13° | Ceirtryn ☀ 17° | Bynscel ☁ 21° | Lyteel  ☁ 13°

A 7 civ | 9th in NSFB#1! | 10/10 by DGES | Much hope: yes.
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