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Corporoat
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Founded: Sep 24, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Corporoat » Fri May 08, 2020 7:08 am

Any urban book store if you manage to comb your way through the hundreds of knockoff 'Stellar Warfare' and 'Spaceship Fleet Chronicles' books.

Where could I find a police officer?

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A m e n r i a
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Democratic Socialists

Postby A m e n r i a » Fri May 08, 2020 9:40 am

Nowhere, there is no police.

An eldritch abomination.
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Save yourselves from yourselves.

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-Astoria
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Fri May 08, 2020 10:03 am

Nowhere; except in books.
A shipment of underwear?

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A z a n i a
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Founded: Aug 21, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby A z a n i a » Fri May 08, 2020 10:38 am

Most imports come through either Durban, Richards Bay, or Walvis Bay, so most likely in one of those three cities.


BN has had a national leader of Trump-esque controversy.
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Monsone
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Monsone » Fri May 08, 2020 10:39 am

A z a n i a wrote:Most imports come through either Durban, Richards Bay, or Walvis Bay, so most likely in one of those three cities.


BN has had a national leader of Trump-esque controversy.


No. And you wouldn't find one either.


Where would you find royalty in BN?
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Wack-i
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Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wack-i » Fri May 08, 2020 10:42 am

Royalty is only found in the northern parts where the governors have a line of descendants.

Edit: I forgot the thing for BN. Where can you find untouched farmland.
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Eckie-Cola
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Founded: May 07, 2020
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Eckie-Cola » Fri May 08, 2020 11:00 am

Nowhere, everything is privatized



Soda dispensing machines
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Rosmana
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rosmana » Fri May 08, 2020 11:05 am

Pretty much all over any city or village.

A Roman Catholic Church?
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Anatoliyanskiy
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Anatoliyanskiy » Fri May 08, 2020 11:09 am

You might find one in one of the more remote communities of Anatoliyanskiy, but they are pretty rare as we are a predominantly atheist country.

An automobile factory?
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A m e n r i a
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Democratic Socialists

Postby A m e n r i a » Fri May 08, 2020 12:06 pm

Mostly Wuhan or Changchun, but factories are scattered in smaller scales all over the nation, especially in the Korean, Malaysian, and Indian peninsulas.

Red songbirds.
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Starrden
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Ex-Nation

Postby Starrden » Fri May 08, 2020 12:09 pm

A zoo, most likely.

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Marquisal
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Founded: Jun 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Marquisal » Fri May 08, 2020 12:32 pm

You can find them in internet now!

A blue slime that tastes like some norwegian biscuits.
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Champagne Socialist Sharifistan
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Ex-Nation

Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Fri May 08, 2020 6:08 pm

Marquisal wrote:You can find them in internet now!

A blue slime that tastes like some norwegian biscuits.

A hipster cafe,probably in the capital.

A nobleman with ancestry from a King of Afghanistan
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Drew Durrnil
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Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Drew Durrnil » Fri May 08, 2020 6:12 pm

A mansion in the capital.

Where would you find a haunted house home to a psychopathic killer?
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Blanjiland
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Blanjiland » Fri May 08, 2020 6:23 pm

It's called the capital building, thank you Eastern Blanjiland, definitely near the Lithuanian border. Low population density plus the in general lower development levels make it the perfect spot for your murderous desires.

Where would you find a square watermelon?
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Fri May 08, 2020 7:26 pm

Blanjiland wrote:It's called the capital building, thank you Eastern Blanjiland, definitely near the Lithuanian border. Low population density plus the in general lower development levels make it the perfect spot for your murderous desires.

Where would you find a square watermelon?

Most likely at a gift shop for an agricultural museum, or in the imports section of a supermarket.

A small, one-bedroom one-bathroom apartment?
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Nacrad
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Fri May 08, 2020 7:43 pm

Residential blocks, specifically high-density high-rise urban development plots

A residential building exceeding 100 meters in height?
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Drongonia
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Postby Drongonia » Fri May 08, 2020 8:11 pm

Pretty much any city with over 1 million in it has such buildings.

A farm?
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Imperivm Terrae » Sat May 09, 2020 3:53 am

Any planet permanently settled by humans most likely has a farm, ranging from compact vertical hydroponics farms to entire fields of crops and grazing grounds hectares wide.

A foreign spy?
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Nacrad
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Postby Nacrad » Sat May 09, 2020 3:54 am

Prisons

A reservist?
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Tefror
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Founded: May 08, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tefror » Sat May 09, 2020 3:57 am

They can be found in military buildings, and sometimes in schools, at work day to be interviewed and to let children know what happens in the military.

Pandas?

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Ivory Coasts
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ivory Coasts » Sat May 09, 2020 4:02 am

Only in zoos. We wish we owned pandas, but all pandas are Chinese property :(
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Mafarka
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Founded: May 02, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Mafarka » Sat May 09, 2020 10:53 am

In the countryside, I am pretty sure we probably have Big Black Chickens.

The most Military Surplus stores
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Free Port of Cristina
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Free Port of Cristina » Sat May 09, 2020 12:52 pm

In the Verdemare ward.

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Sadakoyama
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sadakoyama » Sat May 09, 2020 1:53 pm

Comic books and movies. Certainly not in any of our laboratories. We don't even know where to get the DNA for something like that, let alone how to comprehensively map the genome or to isolate the mutated alleles and slice them into human test subjects. And we wouldn't want to guess how one would dispose of the inevitable missteps and monsters that always seem to crop up in these experiments; we surely don't have a special branch of the military tasked with such duties. It's ridiculous.


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