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YL catches the AL doing something embarrassing

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:53 pm
by Chill beats LLC
Here's how it works:

Nation 1: "Ew, you might want to cover up." -Nation 1 leader | YL catches my leader watching the new episode of Pretty Princess Pals.
Nation 2: "It's okay man, I love that show!" -Nation 2 leader | Nation 2 leader is caught with his pants down, quite literally

i'll start, of course



Antoinette Guiteau, poster-girl at Chill Beats Radio, LLC is caught playing with a toy Millenium Falcon and making pew pew noises.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:41 am
by Coryanhafflaruda
"Nice toy! I want to play too!"




Doing something with his thing.....while also working

PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:57 am
by Greater Victora
*clicks tongue* "Y'know, I cant say anything here without being a hypocrite...." - Phoenix Arcanum
You find a half-naked Arcanum chained to a bed with a sign around his neck saying 'DON'T RELEASE HIM. HE NEEDS BED REST. DOCTOR'S ORDERS. Arcanum appears to be swearing in a language you dont understand, although you are able to make out the phrases "Sleep is for the weak!" and "Evil never sleeps! So neither shall I!"

PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:15 am
by Chill beats LLC
"Aw, what a qtπ! Get your rest, qtπ!" -Antoinette Guiteau, poster girl at Chill beats Radio, LLC


Antoinette is caught playing the sims, but her sim is married to one that looks an awful lot like Chris Hemsworth.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 12:28 am
by Khoronzon
"...Huh. A dead actor from 300 years ago? I get that some people get attached to historical figures, but... Eh, you do you I guess."
  • Guardian Commissar Julius Ilyin

You find Narcissus sleeping in fetal position on a bean bag, surrounded by a few dozen sphinx cats, in the middle of the day. Two drones can be seen hovering around him, carrying water tanks and releasing vapour. As you approach, a third drone flies over to you. It has a screen attached underneath, on which "DO NOT DISTURB - PLEASE EXIT THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY - FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN FORCED REMOVAL" is displayed in large red-on-black lettering.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 12:33 am
by Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
"Alrightey then. I swear these freaks only get weirder every day!" -Matthieu Xv getting as far away as he can before saying the second sentence.


You Find Empereur-Roi Matthieu in a small hidden studio, making nude art of himself in the style of the Ancient Greeks. No one else, just art of himself. He calls to an imperial guard to remove you quickly before you can find out more.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:21 pm
by Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
/bump

PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2019 5:26 pm
by Fuzzbuckets
"Very well, very well...I may watch it from afar though. Classical nude art is such a rarity these days, especially when done with such exquisite style."
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She Might Be An Angel is stuffing her face with chocolate bon bons, some of which are smeared on her face, and watching Forrest Gump for the 89235729357th time, sobbing grossly.

PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:25 pm
by Ignis States
Fuzzbuckets wrote:"Very well, very well...I may watch it from afar though. Classical nude art is such a rarity these days, especially when done with such exquisite style."
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She Might Be An Angel is stuffing her face with chocolate bon bons, some of which are smeared on her face, and watching Forrest Gump for the 89235729357th time, sobbing grossly.


"...Well. While I'm more of an All Quiet On the Western Front kind of person in terms of cinema-induced sobbing, this is certainly relatable."

Zen is discovered to be a slash fic writer, pairing together all sorts of characters from whatever books or series he reads. You discover this by seeing one of the stories on his computer just as he walks back into the room.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2019 3:33 am
by Metcalfer2
“Honestly you are a pretty good writer, and while I do have my reservations about your Black Manta/Red Skull fic I think you have real talent”-Kaiser William

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You come across a shirtless William midway through a Land Before Time Marathon while eating a wheel of Jarlsberg Cheese, “I feel like I really associate with both Spike and Petry honestly”.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2019 5:11 am
by The Zravvisk
"Is this a custom of your species I'm not aware of? Would you mind teaching me more about it?"
-Valstrath Dragua

You find Valstrath hiding inside a book fort.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:38 pm
by Zitravgrad
"That... That is actually adorable... I will leave you to what you are doing. Also, that is quite a lot of books there."
Mr. Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Premier of Zitravgrad

You find Miroslavsky cuddling a bunch of puppies and doggos... baby talk included.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:51 pm
by The Rapture Republic
Zitravgrad wrote:"That... That is actually adorable... I will leave you to what you are doing. Also, that is quite a lot of books there."
Mr. Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Premier of Zitravgrad

You find Miroslavsky cuddling a bunch of puppies and doggos... baby talk included.

”This is normal behavior, I see folks do it all the time, when walking their pets at Acadia.”
-Chancellor John Mercer



You find John Mercer dead asleep but laying with a stuffed Big Daddy.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:45 am
by Greater Victora
*takes a picture* "What he doesn't know won't hurt him.... But in the event he does find out he'll sure hurt me." - Phoenix Arcanum


You are a guest at the Arx Arcanum and see Hana Belrose fastening a golden medalion with something written on it to Arcanum's usual choker. When Arcanum goes to take a shower he leaves the choker in the hallway (like a slob). Curiousity get's the better of you and you inspect the "medalion". The "medalion" turns out to be a metal dog tag inscribed 'Property of Hana Belrose'.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:10 am
by The Zravvisk
"Don't tell me slavery exists here too. I thought this planet more civilized than that. Shame I can't actually do anything about it."
-Valstrath Dragua

Valstrath watching anime, taking copious notes, and cross referencing it with books.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:38 am
by Pavonistade
“Don’t worry too much. I do like a little variety in the shows I watch too. I don’t watch too much anime myself, but perhaps we could compare notes on what we have?”
- President Calvin Elmore



You find Calvin Elmore binge-playing video games. The one he’s currently playing is Persona 5.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:40 am
by Fishy Apples
"So these are those 'vidya games' everyone is goin' on about? Neat. Could be worth watchin' ya to learn how ta bring them to Fishy Apples."



You journey to Fishy Apples to meet with Queen Jackie in a combination summit and pot luck (her idea), and partway through she falls asleep, begins drooling & snoring, and then muttering in her sleep that the casserole you brought tasted like camel puke...

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 5:19 am
by Gifftan
"Well, that's rather disappointing, I worked hard cooking that... I even practiced at home..." -King Eric Meirion
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You see King Meirion dancing around his office to Tchaikovsky's 'Waltz of the Flowers'. You see an opium pipe on the desk, but the door closes before you can enquire further.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:59 pm
by Pavonistade
"Hmm, he dances around like the flowers are free. It'd be a shame if it all goes up in smoke..."
- President Calvin Elmore, outside the office


You find Calvin Elmore in front of a laptop and stacks upon stacks of paperwork. He's trying to determine who would win in a fight between two anime characters.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:45 am
by Metcalfer2
“I’m mean there is significantly worse ways to use up your time, but seriously mate I’m about to write my own essay on why your conclusion is wrong, I’m not even familiar on both of these characters but I’m still going to go full hog into this debate”-Kaiser William.

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You come across William knitting a small pink sweater for the Mink (Weasel like animal) on his leg, looking up William tries to explain himself “I found a Mink in the Palaces garden, he seemed lonely so I have adopted him and decided to make this sweater for him, If you start shouting in Metcalfern he will fetch small animals for you to eat”.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:48 am
by Confederate American SU
"Awwwww! That's so cute! Can I pet the Minx?! Please! Pwetty please!" - Casey F. Pickett
(This is a difficult one. Pickett has no sense of shame.) You find Pickett being princess-carried by a tall, buxom black woman with a pink blush on his face.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:58 am
by Alessandretta
Raise an eyebrows.

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surprised in an s / m session with my harem of female assistants during a diplomatic trip.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 5:25 am
by Gifftan
"Well, I never... have these people any decency? I mean honestly..." -King Eric Meirion
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During a state visit you absent-mindedly walk into a room where you see a one-way mirror looking into your room, in front of which stands a camera. You see Meirion and an assistant looking over some 35mm film reels.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:40 am
by Advancia-Sizzletown
"Uh, this is weird." ~King Juntism0 II

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You invited Juntism0 for a State Visit. While walking past the corridor, you hear a sound, and see Juntism0 French Kissing, and uh, doing stuff to a Anime Body Pillow of Azusa from K-On.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:44 am
by The Sapmi
Well...that is interesting...you do you.


Bjorn Handal, president of the Saami Commonwealth is found in a cupboard, clearly drunk.