NATION

PASSWORD

YL catches the AL doing something embarrassing

The place to relax, unwind, share a joke, and generally goof off.

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 4122
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:15 am

"At least he is gettin' well. Slowly, but one day he will wake up. Hmmm... what if I make a present for him? I mean, I'll nab Jericho and bring him to Tanner. Tied up. After all, I love some hard prey."-Shawn Bjornson

YL browses Youtube videos and sees one with several millions of views. It's called "Anarchy in UK" He opens it and sees, how completely drunk and probably high Shawn Bjornson runs from police in London and yells lewd things at them to mock them. He is repeatedly hit by tazers, but he just shrugs off all those hits and demonstrates his skill at drunk parkour. At one point he jumps into Thames river. Maybe to sober up a lil' bit or maybe to shake them off. The ending of video says, that Shawn managed to escape.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

User avatar
Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 4122
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:19 am

bump
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

User avatar
Stanier
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 365
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Stanier » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:57 am

Skyhooked wrote:YL browses Youtube videos and sees one with several millions of views. It's called "Anarchy in UK" He opens it and sees, how completely drunk and probably high Shawn Bjornson runs from police in London and yells lewd things at them to mock them. He is repeatedly hit by tazers, but he just shrugs off all those hits and demonstrates his skill at drunk parkour. At one point he jumps into Thames river. Maybe to sober up a lil' bit or maybe to shake them off. The ending of video says, that Shawn managed to escape.


"Oh, per il amore, why didn't they just shot him... ASPETTA UN SECONDO! I KNOW THAT GUY! I TAKE IT BACK!"
- Ispettora Angie Pasorelli, Polizia Tecnica Giudiziaria Stanieresa, with her eyes glued to her smartphone's screen, and panicking


As you take a midnight stroll, you hear loud snoring, alongside the faint sounds of a car horn and a police scanner at rather high volume. You approach the source of the sound only to find Angie deeply sleeping, face slammed on her car's steering wheel, pressing the horn, and somehow her snoring is louder than both the police scanner, and the idling V-8 engine and horn of her Sabre Turbo combined.
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016 and it's stuck there 'till I can finish this lore.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2016: Felice Anno Nuovo! The new year opens with Akira Shinoda, Commissioner from Porto Nippòn, being inaugurated as Lead Commissioner of Stanier|150,000 new pensioners have been added to the national pension plan proposed by Pres. Montemaggiore, most of them are people suffering from special disabilities|Kofuku Kasei, secretary to the Vice-Presidency, admits needing to cover for VP Barbaro in a recent press conference because he overslept.

User avatar
Kihodova Hopi
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Jan 19, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kihodova Hopi » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:50 pm

"Ho-How the... How did she even get to here? We're on a mesa that I had to climb to get o-. Never mind. Gotta get her metal carriage to shut up before the Coyotes hear." *He runs up to the car and quickly opens the door. He calmly grabs her shoulders and contemplates shaking her* "Ah, forget it, the noise probably scares Coyotes more than it does attract them. I should let her sleep, it sounds like she could use it."
- Pivane Orayvi




You stumble upon Pivane strangling what appears to be a rope or some similar object, claiming it is a snake out to get him. He is clearly on something, though what exactly that is could be anything.
☉☉☉||Kihodova Hopi||☼☼☼
A Hopi-Based Pueblo Kingdom in a more advanced America. Highly divergent from the Real Life Hopi peoples

Campfire Tales: Rumors of a 'pale-faced' man circulate around Kihodova Hopi. Believed to be descendant of the Nordwegans... Shaman lives after falling into a fire with only mild injuries... While the remains of the Aztecs remain at war, peace appears to be in sight as talks happen between two major warlords...

This is likely going to be filled with tons of historical inaccuracies, false information, etc, etc. As such, do not take this as an accurate representation of the Native Hopi nor as an attempt at a realistic alt-history for a quite frankly unlikely event.

User avatar
Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 4122
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:59 pm

"Exercisin' at self defense against snakes, huh? Well, that's a nice skill actually... I remember, how I was bitten by a rattlesnake, tough as hell I may be, but it still did hurt. Although I didn't need any hospitalization or something."-Shawn Bjornson semi jokingly.

YL sees, how Shawn is making love with one of his male lovers in a kidde pool, in the middle of the forest. Both are drunk and reek with marijuana.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

User avatar
Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 4122
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:32 am

bump
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

User avatar
Valentine Z
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9063
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Valentine Z » Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:37 am

Skyhooked wrote:"Exercisin' at self defense against snakes, huh? Well, that's a nice skill actually... I remember, how I was bitten by a rattlesnake, tough as hell I may be, but it still did hurt. Although I didn't need any hospitalization or something."-Shawn Bjornson semi jokingly.

YL sees, how Shawn is making love with one of his male lovers in a kidde pool, in the middle of the forest. Both are drunk and reek with marijuana.

Valentina “De Sierlijke en Vrij High Valkyrie ov Valentine Z” Anastasia Freya Ada. Jolin Annelijn Caitlin Trijntje Crystal Clarice Constance Judy Voi. Nexitros Annile. Teresa Thida Myat Yadana Aye: I err.... no, I the loving part is okay, but... couldn't you pick a much better location or a place? A kiddie pool? A 55-meter tall giantess wants to swim too, you know?

Valentina was seen trying to jump from one piece of landmass to another, but slipped and fell into the water.



Valentine Z GIF Flag (Improved!)
De Valentian CV.
Flag Bracket - 1st for Mk I! 2nd for Mk II!
Issues Thread 4th in Gen Sec

The Sixty! Opinions Deposit! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures! Cat Anthem! Valentian News.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 12
Valentijn Misgendered: 52
Valentijn now a She!

• Eat my fking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

• Am I a pretty girl?

User avatar
Dominioan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1074
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dominioan » Mon Feb 17, 2020 9:13 am

Valentine Z wrote:
Skyhooked wrote:"Exercisin' at self defense against snakes, huh? Well, that's a nice skill actually... I remember, how I was bitten by a rattlesnake, tough as hell I may be, but it still did hurt. Although I didn't need any hospitalization or something."-Shawn Bjornson semi jokingly.

YL sees, how Shawn is making love with one of his male lovers in a kidde pool, in the middle of the forest. Both are drunk and reek with marijuana.

Valentina “De Sierlijke en Vrij High Valkyrie ov Valentine Z” Anastasia Freya Ada. Jolin Annelijn Caitlin Trijntje Crystal Clarice Constance Judy Voi. Nexitros Annile. Teresa Thida Myat Yadana Aye: I err.... no, I the loving part is okay, but... couldn't you pick a much better location or a place? A kiddie pool? A 55-meter tall giantess wants to swim too, you know?

Valentina was seen trying to jump from one piece of landmass to another, but slipped and fell into the water.

"Hahahahaha, loser. It's times like these when i'm happy I can't move. Also why are you doing this anyway?"

YL sees Red Eye talking to a hand puppet since he has no friends
Centre-Left something
Obee doo
Overview
One year on this site now...help me
Heres this

Direct rule from Oklahoma City

Social Views: Stop being meanies to people =(
Economic Views: *slightly tilts head to the left*

Cool person

You there with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
Former Founder of Bluecrown Keep, disbanded region
BOOMER SOONER

User avatar
Stanier
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 365
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Stanier » Mon Feb 17, 2020 5:52 pm

*Chuckles*
"Heheh, patetico. At least I have real amici... Aspetta, tutti miei amici, along with myself even, are too busy to do what we used to do... Dannazione"
- Sing Antonio, who now regrets bringing in some of his closest friends into both politics and the civil service


You stealthily sneak into Sing's office, normally he would notice you, but currently he seems to be too concentrated on something. You get closer, and he appears to be practicing something that needs vocalization, paying closer attention to his words, you can see he is legitimately trying to counter his constant language switches from English to Italian, only to give up by throwing a notebook and a plastic ballpen he was using away in frustration. The notebook contains the word "Merda" scribbled out with the word "Shit" underneath.
Last edited by Stanier on Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:08 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016 and it's stuck there 'till I can finish this lore.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2016: Felice Anno Nuovo! The new year opens with Akira Shinoda, Commissioner from Porto Nippòn, being inaugurated as Lead Commissioner of Stanier|150,000 new pensioners have been added to the national pension plan proposed by Pres. Montemaggiore, most of them are people suffering from special disabilities|Kofuku Kasei, secretary to the Vice-Presidency, admits needing to cover for VP Barbaro in a recent press conference because he overslept.

User avatar
Wochaystein
Envoy
 
Posts: 271
Founded: May 06, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Wochaystein » Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:28 pm

Stanier wrote:*Chuckles*
"Heheh, patetico. At least I have real amici... Aspetta, tutti miei amici, along with myself even, are too busy to do what we used to do... Dannazione"
- Sing Antonio, who now regrets bringing in some of his closest friends into both politics and the civil service


You stealthily sneak into Sing's office, normally he would notice you, but currently he seems to be too concentrated on something. You get closer, and he appears to be practicing something that needs vocalization, paying closer attention to his words, you can see he is legitimately trying to counter his constant language switches from English to Italian, only to give up by throwing a notebook and a plastic ballpen he was using away in frustration. The notebook contains the word "Merda" scribbled out with the word "Shit" underneath.

The Kaiser Hannes II Rochus had to assume that means bitch or something. He asked Sing if he thought he was a bad English speaker, because he probably knew Hannes was going to say "it's retarded" whenever Sing used the word. He's no John Travolta, and the Kaiser can tell English is Sing's second language.

The Kaiser Hannes II Rochus ends up naked in front of YL.
Last edited by Wochaystein on Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Dieresis of Diarcesia
The Cities of the Holy Empire of Wochaystein
Zuidren | Krofen | Fischen | Tien | Tendorf

User avatar
Gifftan
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Dec 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gifftan » Sun Feb 23, 2020 4:20 pm

*haistily looking away*
"Oh I am sorry, this is rather awkward. I must apologise for walking in without knocking first, but maybe next time you could lock the door..."

--------

You are sitting in the Gifftanian Palace's drawing room, when King Eric walks in, smiling broadly. He does not realise his face is covered in a thick, black substance. When you ask him about it, his eyes widen and he curses. It turns out that someone has replaced his bar of soap with one full of shoe polish. You can now hear him cursing in the next room - "Go damia'r diawl bach sydd wedi g'neud hyn i mi! Fydd i'w ben ôl yn hongian ar y lle tân pan ga i afael arno fo!"

User avatar
The World Capitalist Confederation
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12839
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Sun Feb 23, 2020 4:24 pm

Tag. I'll write a post in the morning


/skip
Please Watch
“We could manage to survive without the money changers and stockbrokers, but we would rather find it difficult to survive without miners, steel workers and those who cultivate the land.” - Nye Bevan, Minister of Health under Clement Attlee

“The mutual-aid tendency in man has so remote an origin, and is so deeply interwoven with all the past evolution of the human race, that is has been maintained by mankind up to the present time, notwithstanding all vicissitudes of history.” - Peter Krotopkin, evolutionary biologist and political writer.

User avatar
Stanier
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 365
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Stanier » Sun Feb 23, 2020 7:45 pm

Gifftan wrote:You are sitting in the Gifftanian Palace's drawing room, when King Eric walks in, smiling broadly. He does not realise his face is covered in a thick, black substance. When you ask him about it, his eyes widen and he curses. It turns out that someone has replaced his bar of soap with one full of shoe polish. You can now hear him cursing in the next room - "Go damia'r diawl bach sydd wedi g'neud hyn i mi! Fydd i'w ben ôl yn hongian ar y lle tân pan ga i afael arno fo!"

*Chuckles, seeing the whole event as hilarious rather than offensive*
"Heheheh, questo sicuramente will ignite another one of those 'viso nero' controversies. Si i giornali mi procura con questioni, I'll tell them the truth - I saw him wearing 'blackface'"
- Sing Antonio, not knowing the full story


As you wander around the Presidential Palace of Stanier, you can see Kako Kasei, the Vice-President's secretary, boarding and sealing up a room in the lower floors. When you ask her about it she cheerily shrugs it off... That is, until several loud bangs threaten to bring the door down from inside.
Last edited by Stanier on Sun Feb 23, 2020 7:47 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016 and it's stuck there 'till I can finish this lore.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2016: Felice Anno Nuovo! The new year opens with Akira Shinoda, Commissioner from Porto Nippòn, being inaugurated as Lead Commissioner of Stanier|150,000 new pensioners have been added to the national pension plan proposed by Pres. Montemaggiore, most of them are people suffering from special disabilities|Kofuku Kasei, secretary to the Vice-Presidency, admits needing to cover for VP Barbaro in a recent press conference because he overslept.

User avatar
Bloodshade
Diplomat
 
Posts: 538
Founded: May 28, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bloodshade » Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:34 pm

"Whoa there, miss! You better tell me what's going on or I'm going to blow you and that room to kingdom come! First of all, stand back! I'm going to seal up this room properly. Stand back!"

Ambrosia managed to bind the wooden boards to the room with magical runes, ensuring that whoever was inside wouldn't be able to break down the barricade, at least for another few hours.

"Listen up, sugarplum, you're going to tell me what's inside! Right now! I'm not playing games. You see me playing games? I will MURDER you if you're trapping an innocent person in there....Okay, stop crying. I won't murder you. Come ooooon, I was joking"



YL catches Ambrosia going on a racist tirade against her human secretary. She's not herself and she's belittling every single aspect of humanity, from ridiculing their short lifespan to their iconoclastic nature. If you hadn't jumped in, it would have looked like she'd have lunged at the secretary but as soon as she notices your presence, she stops right in her tracks and tries to act natural.
A Future-Tech civilisation that survived the destruction of its now long-gone homeworld and is attempting to consolidate its place in the stars, all the while avoiding getting its ass kicked around.
Bloodshade Broadcasting Company| Black cat saved from suspicious house fire by G.E.B director, Victoria Hoffmeister | Twelve members of the ultranationalist faction, the Void Halla, are in critical condition after a shootout with law enforcement succeeding their failed attempt at ransoming federal employees

User avatar
Eotenses
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Jan 19, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Eotenses » Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:43 pm

"I'll pretend I never heard any of that. I'll also be on my way back to Eotenses, so thank you for having me. Vale, domina."

-Emperor Leo Hesonian *
You find Emperor Leo in a drunken mess, stumbling through the garden of the Hesonian estate dragging a traffic cone. He's in full ceremonial Imperial Praetorian armor.
Last edited by Eotenses on Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.
UNDER THE EMPEROR'S GRACE
Emperor | Imperial Navy | History
ANNALES IMPERII | Daitu Golden Age (呆土黃金年齡) is sending a 400-person crew out of Inhabited Space for the first time in Imperial history in nearly 5 years. They will take a 2-year journey into the depths of the Orion Spur and reaching the Perseus Transit-over 5,000ly away. | Kemetic Kingdoms of Nebteyut and Nekfu meeting with the Emperor to discuss terms of Imperial protection over their worlds following recent pirate raids and increasing crime rates.
*Please note that alien encounters or interactions cannot happen at this time and, unless specified otherwise, any interactions with other nations are not canon to our storyline.

User avatar
Coryanhafflaruda
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 191
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:39 pm

'' Oh, what a certain dramatic introduction!''



YL sees Emperor Alex Nolyab doing the thing.. while he is working on administrative jobs for the nation
Last edited by Coryanhafflaruda on Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Coryana

"IПFIПIƬΣ ᄃIVIᄂIZΛƬIӨПƧ, ӨПΣ ЦПIƬΥ"

>>Overview<<

Made by a person who is a fan of Rick and Morty

User avatar
Valentine Z
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9063
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Valentine Z » Mon Feb 24, 2020 4:17 am

Coryanhafflaruda wrote:'' Oh, what a certain dramatic introduction!''



YL sees Emperor Alex Nolyab doing the thing.. while he is working on administrative jobs for the nation

Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General ov Valentine Z” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Tristian Marnix Svitw. Lewis Hyatt X. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing: Well, well, look who we have here! [He chuckles a lot] You know you can't do that thing when you are in the office! Like... come on, who would address the nation while sitting down in a foamed-up bathtub, with a rubber duck, no less? I am not the one to judge, but you have to admit, it's funny and weird to see someone making a speech just like that.

YL gets a box of calendars from an unknown sender. On the calendars are pictures of Valentijn in his armor, doing various poses akin to a pin-up calendars. Upon being told of it, he expresses distaste and denies that he did such a photoshoot.



Valentine Z GIF Flag (Improved!)
De Valentian CV.
Flag Bracket - 1st for Mk I! 2nd for Mk II!
Issues Thread 4th in Gen Sec

The Sixty! Opinions Deposit! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures! Cat Anthem! Valentian News.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 12
Valentijn Misgendered: 52
Valentijn now a She!

• Eat my fking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

• Am I a pretty girl?

User avatar
Greater Victora
Attaché
 
Posts: 72
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Greater Victora » Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:11 am

"I know what I must do. I'm going to make as many copies of this as I can. I'll sneak into Val's office and put one on the wall. WHen he gets rid of it I'll just put another one up. Repeat this ad nauseam for a few centuries until I get bored." - Phoenix Arcanum
In the middle of the night you hear a shouting. Upon arriving at the scene you see Graham wrestling a funny looking arrow from Arcanum's grasp. Apparently, Arcanum was trying to stab himself with the arrow in order to "gain the power to beat [his] father".
Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
The Victoran Empire is a FFT Interstellar Empire with a Roman and Gothic aesthetic that is engaged in a Great Crusade against 'the Enemy'. The setting is a horrid combination of 40k and Doctor Who. No, the Empire isn't oppressively imperialist. No, the Empire isn't British nor is it's name referencing Queen Victoria.

NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you (if you must, use stats as an indicator of the "average Civilized World"). With that said, according to this index, the Victoran Empire is a Tier 10, Level 8, Type 9 civilization with a Power Comparator of 3.9

Current Year: 2022 AD
=][= SUFFER NOT THE ENEMY TO LIVE =][=

User avatar
The World Capitalist Confederation
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12839
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:35 pm

"I...umm...what? I'll just walk out now..." - Emperor James III

You see the Emperor in his bed, completely naked, yet awake with an odd-looking white powder at his tableside. He looks at you, and makes no comment until you do so.
Please Watch
“We could manage to survive without the money changers and stockbrokers, but we would rather find it difficult to survive without miners, steel workers and those who cultivate the land.” - Nye Bevan, Minister of Health under Clement Attlee

“The mutual-aid tendency in man has so remote an origin, and is so deeply interwoven with all the past evolution of the human race, that is has been maintained by mankind up to the present time, notwithstanding all vicissitudes of history.” - Peter Krotopkin, evolutionary biologist and political writer.

User avatar
Coryanhafflaruda
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 191
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:37 pm

" I have so many questions"



YL sees Alex Nolyab stealing small crumbs from the Cookieverse
Coryana

"IПFIПIƬΣ ᄃIVIᄂIZΛƬIӨПƧ, ӨПΣ ЦПIƬΥ"

>>Overview<<

Made by a person who is a fan of Rick and Morty

User avatar
Kerlodia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Kerlodia » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:42 pm

"You.... are taking crumbs from a universe comprised mostly of cookies.. Why... don't you take more?"
You see Izumo break down out of nervousness and ramble in an adorable dialect. (e.g. I didn't expec' fer that t' happen! It's sumthin I've neverr thought about!)
Last edited by Kerlodia on Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:45 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Who even am I?

User avatar
Vaeruio
Attaché
 
Posts: 80
Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Vaeruio » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:50 pm

"I don't know how I ended up here, but it sounds funny so I guess it is worth it" - Julian Alqazverez

You see Julian stuffing a full bags worth of marshmallows into his mouth while petting what looks to be a fake cut out of a unicorn

User avatar
Dominioan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1074
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dominioan » Mon Feb 24, 2020 4:51 pm

Vaeruio wrote:"I don't know how I ended up here, but it sounds funny so I guess it is worth it" - Julian Alqazverez

You see Julian stuffing a full bags worth of marshmallows into his mouth while petting what looks to be a fake cut out of a unicorn

"Um. Hey buddy, you should probably get a life now."
-Red Eye I

YL sees Red Eye I using a VR system in his capsule. You see another headset, put it on, and you see a battlefield full of corpses, and Red Eye trying to fight of imaginary enemies, but miserably failing.
Centre-Left something
Obee doo
Overview
One year on this site now...help me
Heres this

Direct rule from Oklahoma City

Social Views: Stop being meanies to people =(
Economic Views: *slightly tilts head to the left*

Cool person

You there with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
Former Founder of Bluecrown Keep, disbanded region
BOOMER SOONER

User avatar
The Glass Oasis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Tue Feb 25, 2020 6:34 am

”Huh.. I’m just gonna leave before he might bump into me...”
-Jxsn


You walk into Jxsn’s free-time room and see him playing Plants vs Zombies on an emulator using just his tail. He’s actually surprisingly good at the game for being a slime.

User avatar
Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 422
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Tue Feb 25, 2020 6:37 am

"Huh? Never thought such an archaic game would reach this far away to the stars, but here we go."
- Stephen Kirov

AL catches Stephen Kirov breaking some bloke's bone in retaliation to an insult when he was a teenager
TEMPORARILY USING NSTATS DUE TO LACK OF FACTBOOKS, BUT I'M JUDGING YOU (F7ERS) BY YOUR FACTBOOKS.
<< TERRAN INTERSTELLAR ADMINISTRATION >>
Adminyztrasyn Vilstityr Rasyn

THEMES: Peace | Tension | War | Victory | Defeat | National Anthem
NATIONAL Q&A
"For a vast majority of its existence, mankind dreamed to reach the stars. Yet today, reaching the stars is made a reality through joint endeavor."
- Operations Director of the T.I.A., Hilbert Lachlan Silverwell

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Forum 7

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Azania-, Gamers Rise Up Land, Graag Brom, Gran Palena, Kiu Ghesik, Nacrad, Subhurbia, The Lordship of Trokondas

Advertisement

Remove ads