YL catches the AL doing something embarrassing

[Skyhooked]

"At least he is gettin' well. Slowly, but one day he will wake up. Hmmm... what if I make a present for him? I mean, I'll nab Jericho and bring him to Tanner. Tied up. After all, I love some hard prey."-Shawn Bjornson

YL browses Youtube videos and sees one with several millions of views. It's called "Anarchy in UK" He opens it and sees, how completely drunk and probably high Shawn Bjornson runs from police in London and yells lewd things at them to mock them. He is repeatedly hit by tazers, but he just shrugs off all those hits and demonstrates his skill at drunk parkour. At one point he jumps into Thames river. Maybe to sober up a lil' bit or maybe to shake them off. The ending of video says, that Shawn managed to escape.

[Skyhooked]

bump

[Stanier]

YL browses Youtube videos and sees one with several millions of views. It's called "Anarchy in UK" He opens it and sees, how completely drunk and probably high Shawn Bjornson runs from police in London and yells lewd things at them to mock them. He is repeatedly hit by tazers, but he just shrugs off all those hits and demonstrates his skill at drunk parkour. At one point he jumps into Thames river. Maybe to sober up a lil' bit or maybe to shake them off. The ending of video says, that Shawn managed to escape.

"Oh, per il amore, why didn't they just shot him... ASPETTA UN SECONDO! I KNOW THAT GUY! I TAKE IT BACK!"
- Ispettora Angie Pasorelli, Polizia Tecnica Giudiziaria Stanieresa, with her eyes glued to her smartphone's screen, and panicking

---

As you take a midnight stroll, you hear loud snoring, alongside the faint sounds of a car horn and a police scanner at rather high volume. You approach the source of the sound only to find Angie deeply sleeping, face slammed on her car's steering wheel, pressing the horn, and somehow her snoring is louder than both the police scanner, and the idling V-8 engine and horn of her Sabre Turbo combined.

[Kihodova Hopi]

"Ho-How the... How did she even get to here? We're on a mesa that I had to climb to get o-. Never mind. Gotta get her metal carriage to shut up before the Coyotes hear." *He runs up to the car and quickly opens the door. He calmly grabs her shoulders and contemplates shaking her* "Ah, forget it, the noise probably scares Coyotes more than it does attract them. I should let her sleep, it sounds like she could use it."
- Pivane Orayvi

---

You stumble upon Pivane strangling what appears to be a rope or some similar object, claiming it is a snake out to get him. He is clearly on something, though what exactly that is could be anything.

[Skyhooked]

"Exercisin' at self defense against snakes, huh? Well, that's a nice skill actually... I remember, how I was bitten by a rattlesnake, tough as hell I may be, but it still did hurt. Although I didn't need any hospitalization or something."-Shawn Bjornson semi jokingly.

YL sees, how Shawn is making love with one of his male lovers in a kidde pool, in the middle of the forest. Both are drunk and reek with marijuana.

[Skyhooked]

bump

[Valentine Z]

"Exercisin' at self defense against snakes, huh? Well, that's a nice skill actually... I remember, how I was bitten by a rattlesnake, tough as hell I may be, but it still did hurt. Although I didn't need any hospitalization or something."-Shawn Bjornson semi jokingly.

YL sees, how Shawn is making love with one of his male lovers in a kidde pool, in the middle of the forest. Both are drunk and reek with marijuana.

Valentina “De Sierlijke en Vrij High Valkyrie ov Valentine Z” Anastasia Freya Ada. Jolin Annelijn Caitlin Trijntje Crystal Clarice Constance Judy Voi. Nexitros Annile. Teresa Thida Myat Yadana Aye: I err.... no, I the loving part is okay, but... couldn't you pick a much better location or a place? A kiddie pool? A 55-meter tall giantess wants to swim too, you know?

Valentina was seen trying to jump from one piece of landmass to another, but slipped and fell into the water.

[Dominioan]

"Exercisin' at self defense against snakes, huh? Well, that's a nice skill actually... I remember, how I was bitten by a rattlesnake, tough as hell I may be, but it still did hurt. Although I didn't need any hospitalization or something."-Shawn Bjornson semi jokingly.

YL sees, how Shawn is making love with one of his male lovers in a kidde pool, in the middle of the forest. Both are drunk and reek with marijuana.

Valentina “De Sierlijke en Vrij High Valkyrie ov Valentine Z” Anastasia Freya Ada. Jolin Annelijn Caitlin Trijntje Crystal Clarice Constance Judy Voi. Nexitros Annile. Teresa Thida Myat Yadana Aye: I err.... no, I the loving part is okay, but... couldn't you pick a much better location or a place? A kiddie pool? A 55-meter tall giantess wants to swim too, you know?

Valentina was seen trying to jump from one piece of landmass to another, but slipped and fell into the water.

"Hahahahaha, loser. It's times like these when i'm happy I can't move. Also why are you doing this anyway?"

YL sees Red Eye talking to a hand puppet since he has no friends

[Stanier]

*Chuckles*
"Heheh, patetico. At least I have real amici... Aspetta, tutti miei amici, along with myself even, are too busy to do what we used to do... Dannazione"
- Sing Antonio, who now regrets bringing in some of his closest friends into both politics and the civil service

---

You stealthily sneak into Sing's office, normally he would notice you, but currently he seems to be too concentrated on something. You get closer, and he appears to be practicing something that needs vocalization, paying closer attention to his words, you can see he is legitimately trying to counter his constant language switches from English to Italian, only to give up by throwing a notebook and a plastic ballpen he was using away in frustration. The notebook contains the word "Merda" scribbled out with the word "Shit" underneath.

[Wochaystein]

*Chuckles*
"Heheh, patetico. At least I have real amici... Aspetta, tutti miei amici, along with myself even, are too busy to do what we used to do... Dannazione"
- Sing Antonio, who now regrets bringing in some of his closest friends into both politics and the civil service

---

You stealthily sneak into Sing's office, normally he would notice you, but currently he seems to be too concentrated on something. You get closer, and he appears to be practicing something that needs vocalization, paying closer attention to his words, you can see he is legitimately trying to counter his constant language switches from English to Italian, only to give up by throwing a notebook and a plastic ballpen he was using away in frustration. The notebook contains the word "Merda" scribbled out with the word "Shit" underneath.

The Kaiser Hannes II Rochus had to assume that means bitch or something. He asked Sing if he thought he was a bad English speaker, because he probably knew Hannes was going to say "it's retarded" whenever Sing used the word. He's no John Travolta, and the Kaiser can tell English is Sing's second language.

The Kaiser Hannes II Rochus ends up naked in front of YL.

[Gifftan]

*haistily looking away*
"Oh I am sorry, this is rather awkward. I must apologise for walking in without knocking first, but maybe next time you could lock the door..."

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You are sitting in the Gifftanian Palace's drawing room, when King Eric walks in, smiling broadly. He does not realise his face is covered in a thick, black substance. When you ask him about it, his eyes widen and he curses. It turns out that someone has replaced his bar of soap with one full of shoe polish. You can now hear him cursing in the next room - "Go damia'r diawl bach sydd wedi g'neud hyn i mi! Fydd i'w ben ôl yn hongian ar y lle tân pan ga i afael arno fo!"

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Tag. I'll write a post in the morning


/skip

[Stanier]

You are sitting in the Gifftanian Palace's drawing room, when King Eric walks in, smiling broadly. He does not realise his face is covered in a thick, black substance. When you ask him about it, his eyes widen and he curses. It turns out that someone has replaced his bar of soap with one full of shoe polish. You can now hear him cursing in the next room - "Go damia'r diawl bach sydd wedi g'neud hyn i mi! Fydd i'w ben ôl yn hongian ar y lle tân pan ga i afael arno fo!"

*Chuckles, seeing the whole event as hilarious rather than offensive*
"Heheheh, questo sicuramente will ignite another one of those 'viso nero' controversies. Si i giornali mi procura con questioni, I'll tell them the truth - I saw him wearing 'blackface'"
- Sing Antonio, not knowing the full story

---

As you wander around the Presidential Palace of Stanier, you can see Kako Kasei, the Vice-President's secretary, boarding and sealing up a room in the lower floors. When you ask her about it she cheerily shrugs it off... That is, until several loud bangs threaten to bring the door down from inside.

[Bloodshade]

"Whoa there, miss! You better tell me what's going on or I'm going to blow you and that room to kingdom come! First of all, stand back! I'm going to seal up this room properly. Stand back!"

Ambrosia managed to bind the wooden boards to the room with magical runes, ensuring that whoever was inside wouldn't be able to break down the barricade, at least for another few hours.

"Listen up, sugarplum, you're going to tell me what's inside! Right now! I'm not playing games. You see me playing games? I will MURDER you if you're trapping an innocent person in there....Okay, stop crying. I won't murder you. Come ooooon, I was joking"

---

YL catches Ambrosia going on a racist tirade against her human secretary. She's not herself and she's belittling every single aspect of humanity, from ridiculing their short lifespan to their iconoclastic nature. If you hadn't jumped in, it would have looked like she'd have lunged at the secretary but as soon as she notices your presence, she stops right in her tracks and tries to act natural.

[Eotenses]

"I'll pretend I never heard any of that. I'll also be on my way back to Eotenses, so thank you for having me. Vale, domina."

-Emperor Leo Hesonian *

---

You find Emperor Leo in a drunken mess, stumbling through the garden of the Hesonian estate dragging a traffic cone. He's in full ceremonial Imperial Praetorian armor.

[Coryanhafflaruda]

'' Oh, what a certain dramatic introduction!''



YL sees Emperor Alex Nolyab doing the thing.. while he is working on administrative jobs for the nation

[Valentine Z]

'' Oh, what a certain dramatic introduction!''



YL sees Emperor Alex Nolyab doing the thing.. while he is working on administrative jobs for the nation

Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General ov Valentine Z” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Tristian Marnix Svitw. Lewis Hyatt X. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing: Well, well, look who we have here! [He chuckles a lot] You know you can't do that thing when you are in the office! Like... come on, who would address the nation while sitting down in a foamed-up bathtub, with a rubber duck, no less? I am not the one to judge, but you have to admit, it's funny and weird to see someone making a speech just like that.

YL gets a box of calendars from an unknown sender. On the calendars are pictures of Valentijn in his armor, doing various poses akin to a pin-up calendars. Upon being told of it, he expresses distaste and denies that he did such a photoshoot.

[Greater Victora]

"I know what I must do. I'm going to make as many copies of this as I can. I'll sneak into Val's office and put one on the wall. WHen he gets rid of it I'll just put another one up. Repeat this ad nauseam for a few centuries until I get bored." - Phoenix Arcanum

---

In the middle of the night you hear a shouting. Upon arriving at the scene you see Graham wrestling a funny looking arrow from Arcanum's grasp. Apparently, Arcanum was trying to stab himself with the arrow in order to "gain the power to beat [his] father".

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

"I...umm...what? I'll just walk out now..." - Emperor James III

You see the Emperor in his bed, completely naked, yet awake with an odd-looking white powder at his tableside. He looks at you, and makes no comment until you do so.

[Coryanhafflaruda]

" I have so many questions"



YL sees Alex Nolyab stealing small crumbs from the Cookieverse

[Kerlodia]

"You.... are taking crumbs from a universe comprised mostly of cookies.. Why... don't you take more?"
You see Izumo break down out of nervousness and ramble in an adorable dialect. (e.g. I didn't expec' fer that t' happen! It's sumthin I've neverr thought about!)

[Vaeruio]

"I don't know how I ended up here, but it sounds funny so I guess it is worth it" - Julian Alqazverez

You see Julian stuffing a full bags worth of marshmallows into his mouth while petting what looks to be a fake cut out of a unicorn

[Dominioan]

"I don't know how I ended up here, but it sounds funny so I guess it is worth it" - Julian Alqazverez

You see Julian stuffing a full bags worth of marshmallows into his mouth while petting what looks to be a fake cut out of a unicorn

"Um. Hey buddy, you should probably get a life now."
-Red Eye I

YL sees Red Eye I using a VR system in his capsule. You see another headset, put it on, and you see a battlefield full of corpses, and Red Eye trying to fight of imaginary enemies, but miserably failing.

[The Glass Oasis]

”Huh.. I’m just gonna leave before he might bump into me...”
-Jxsn

You walk into Jxsn’s free-time room and see him playing Plants vs Zombies on an emulator using just his tail. He’s actually surprisingly good at the game for being a slime.

[Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory]

"Huh? Never thought such an archaic game would reach this far away to the stars, but here we go."
- Stephen Kirov

AL catches Stephen Kirov breaking some bloke's bone in retaliation to an insult when he was a teenager