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by Skyhooked » Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:15 am
by Skyhooked » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:19 am
by Stanier » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:57 am
Skyhooked wrote:YL browses Youtube videos and sees one with several millions of views. It's called "Anarchy in UK" He opens it and sees, how completely drunk and probably high Shawn Bjornson runs from police in London and yells lewd things at them to mock them. He is repeatedly hit by tazers, but he just shrugs off all those hits and demonstrates his skill at drunk parkour. At one point he jumps into Thames river. Maybe to sober up a lil' bit or maybe to shake them off. The ending of video says, that Shawn managed to escape.
La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2016: Felice Anno Nuovo! The new year opens with Akira Shinoda, Commissioner from Porto Nippòn, being inaugurated as Lead Commissioner of Stanier|150,000 new pensioners have been added to the national pension plan proposed by Pres. Montemaggiore, most of them are people suffering from special disabilities|Kofuku Kasei, secretary to the Vice-Presidency, admits needing to cover for VP Barbaro in a recent press conference because he overslept.
by Kihodova Hopi » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:50 pm
Campfire Tales: Rumors of a 'pale-faced' man circulate around Kihodova Hopi. Believed to be descendant of the Nordwegans... Shaman lives after falling into a fire with only mild injuries... While the remains of the Aztecs remain at war, peace appears to be in sight as talks happen between two major warlords...
by Skyhooked » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:59 pm
by Skyhooked » Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:32 am
by Valentine Z » Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:37 am
Skyhooked wrote:"Exercisin' at self defense against snakes, huh? Well, that's a nice skill actually... I remember, how I was bitten by a rattlesnake, tough as hell I may be, but it still did hurt. Although I didn't need any hospitalization or something."-Shawn Bjornson semi jokingly.
YL sees, how Shawn is making love with one of his male lovers in a kidde pool, in the middle of the forest. Both are drunk and reek with marijuana.
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by Dominioan » Mon Feb 17, 2020 9:13 am
Valentine Z wrote:Skyhooked wrote:"Exercisin' at self defense against snakes, huh? Well, that's a nice skill actually... I remember, how I was bitten by a rattlesnake, tough as hell I may be, but it still did hurt. Although I didn't need any hospitalization or something."-Shawn Bjornson semi jokingly.
YL sees, how Shawn is making love with one of his male lovers in a kidde pool, in the middle of the forest. Both are drunk and reek with marijuana.
Valentina “De Sierlijke en Vrij High Valkyrie ov Valentine Z” Anastasia Freya Ada. Jolin Annelijn Caitlin Trijntje Crystal Clarice Constance Judy Voi. Nexitros Annile. Teresa Thida Myat Yadana Aye: I err.... no, I the loving part is okay, but... couldn't you pick a much better location or a place? A kiddie pool? A 55-meter tall giantess wants to swim too, you know?
Valentina was seen trying to jump from one piece of landmass to another, but slipped and fell into the water.
by Stanier » Mon Feb 17, 2020 5:52 pm
La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2016: Felice Anno Nuovo! The new year opens with Akira Shinoda, Commissioner from Porto Nippòn, being inaugurated as Lead Commissioner of Stanier|150,000 new pensioners have been added to the national pension plan proposed by Pres. Montemaggiore, most of them are people suffering from special disabilities|Kofuku Kasei, secretary to the Vice-Presidency, admits needing to cover for VP Barbaro in a recent press conference because he overslept.
by Wochaystein » Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:28 pm
Stanier wrote:*Chuckles*
"Heheh, patetico. At least I have real amici... Aspetta, tutti miei amici, along with myself even, are too busy to do what we used to do... Dannazione"
- Sing Antonio, who now regrets bringing in some of his closest friends into both politics and the civil service
You stealthily sneak into Sing's office, normally he would notice you, but currently he seems to be too concentrated on something. You get closer, and he appears to be practicing something that needs vocalization, paying closer attention to his words, you can see he is legitimately trying to counter his constant language switches from English to Italian, only to give up by throwing a notebook and a plastic ballpen he was using away in frustration. The notebook contains the word "Merda" scribbled out with the word "Shit" underneath.
by Gifftan » Sun Feb 23, 2020 4:20 pm
by The World Capitalist Confederation » Sun Feb 23, 2020 4:24 pm
by Stanier » Sun Feb 23, 2020 7:45 pm
Gifftan wrote:You are sitting in the Gifftanian Palace's drawing room, when King Eric walks in, smiling broadly. He does not realise his face is covered in a thick, black substance. When you ask him about it, his eyes widen and he curses. It turns out that someone has replaced his bar of soap with one full of shoe polish. You can now hear him cursing in the next room - "Go damia'r diawl bach sydd wedi g'neud hyn i mi! Fydd i'w ben ôl yn hongian ar y lle tân pan ga i afael arno fo!"
La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2016: Felice Anno Nuovo! The new year opens with Akira Shinoda, Commissioner from Porto Nippòn, being inaugurated as Lead Commissioner of Stanier|150,000 new pensioners have been added to the national pension plan proposed by Pres. Montemaggiore, most of them are people suffering from special disabilities|Kofuku Kasei, secretary to the Vice-Presidency, admits needing to cover for VP Barbaro in a recent press conference because he overslept.
by Bloodshade » Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:34 pm
A Future-Tech civilisation that survived the destruction of its now long-gone homeworld and is attempting to consolidate its place in the stars, all the while avoiding getting its ass kicked around.
Bloodshade Broadcasting Company| Black cat saved from suspicious house fire by G.E.B director, Victoria Hoffmeister | Twelve members of the ultranationalist faction, the Void Halla, are in critical condition after a shootout with law enforcement succeeding their failed attempt at ransoming federal employees
by Eotenses » Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:43 pm
ANNALES IMPERII | Daitu Golden Age (呆土黃金年齡) is sending a 400-person crew out of Inhabited Space for the first time in Imperial history in nearly 5 years. They will take a 2-year journey into the depths of the Orion Spur and reaching the Perseus Transit-over 5,000ly away. | Kemetic Kingdoms of Nebteyut and Nekfu meeting with the Emperor to discuss terms of Imperial protection over their worlds following recent pirate raids and increasing crime rates.*Please note that alien encounters or interactions cannot happen at this time and, unless specified otherwise, any interactions with other nations are not canon to our storyline.
by Coryanhafflaruda » Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:39 pm
by Valentine Z » Mon Feb 24, 2020 4:17 am
Coryanhafflaruda wrote:'' Oh, what a certain dramatic introduction!''
YL sees Emperor Alex Nolyab doing the thing.. while he is working on administrative jobs for the nation
♡ The Sixty! ♡ Opinions Deposit! ♡ Valentian Stories! ♡ Gwen's Adventures! ♡ Cat Anthem! ♡ Valentian News.♡
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
♡ ♡ ♡ Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette ♡ ♡ ♡
Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 12
Valentijn Misgendered: 52
Valentijn now a She!
• Eat my fking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
• Am I a pretty girl?
by Greater Victora » Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:11 am
by The World Capitalist Confederation » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:35 pm
by Coryanhafflaruda » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:37 pm
by Kerlodia » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:42 pm
by Vaeruio » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:50 pm
by Dominioan » Mon Feb 24, 2020 4:51 pm
Vaeruio wrote:"I don't know how I ended up here, but it sounds funny so I guess it is worth it" - Julian Alqazverez
You see Julian stuffing a full bags worth of marshmallows into his mouth while petting what looks to be a fake cut out of a unicorn
by The Glass Oasis » Tue Feb 25, 2020 6:34 am
by Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Tue Feb 25, 2020 6:37 am
"For a vast majority of its existence, mankind dreamed to reach the stars. Yet today, reaching the stars is made a reality through joint endeavor."
- Operations Director of the T.I.A., Hilbert Lachlan Silverwell
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