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Fishy Apples
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Feb 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Fishy Apples » Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:02 pm

The Biggles Syndicate wrote:YL is going to a Vitae (bug like zombies) War Zone, and is up near the front line. Suddenly, they see the Syndicate President in an exoskeleton support suit armed with LMGS, obviously drunk and/or high from the earlier drinking contest on a quite fiery liquor. Is he trying to drown his sorrows with beer and blood? Odd.

You hear him yell "RIP AND TEAR!!!! RIP AND TEAR!!! NO MERCY!!! I THIRST FOR BLOOD!!!!!" as he proceeds to rip a lower ranking Vitae's head off and attempt to shove it up the bum of another unfortunate Vitae. It looks as if he's killed at least 6 dozen so far, and only half have bullet holes in them. The rest have been torn apart in a gruesome fashion at various extremities.

"Compared ta some of the things ah've seen happen in The Onigiri Enclave, this... this is rather tame. Carry on with... whatever this is."
- Queen Jackie IV


Antityranicals wrote:YL happens to overhear the Archduke attempting to sing A-ha's "Take on me" in a falsetto. He actually manages to hit the high note, an E5, although it doesn't really sound too great...

"Oohh... Maybe that register, not fer you. How about you try a little Glen Campbell? Ah mean, who doesn't like 'Wichita Lineman?'"
- Queen Jackie IV



One day after a meeting of world leaders, among them Queen Jackie, in your country, you see her down at one of your local farmers' markets having gotten into an argument with one of your citizens as to the best way to irrigate fields, and is close to coming to blows with the farmer(s).
A member nation of The Bunny Fire.
The Bunny Fire - Where you are free to be yourself. We just ask that you
EAT THE CARROT.

A Tier 5, Level 7, Type 4 civilization, according to this index.
Fishy Apples is a mostly desert & mountainous nation largely populated by humans & mermaids that happens to be a capable mystical civilization known for our seafood and well... our apples & apple orchards.

We don't use NS Stats. And yes, before you ask, that IS our IC flag.

Nation Factbook (WIP)
Factbook for Queen Jackie IV (WIP)

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The Italian Junta
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The Italian Junta » Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:31 pm

"While I appreciate your interest in Italian agriculture, your Majesty, may I instead interest you in the meeting that we are supposed to be having?"


YL sees the Protector-General mock-fencing against an imaginary foe.
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Formerly known as Ancient Humans, Escocaria and Czech-Bohemia




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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Envoy
 
Posts: 268
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:57 pm

“ The military men where always delusion when it came to fencing. Servant would you grab my set of fencing swords, perhaps I’ll give him a real opponent” -Matthieu XV

Well watching international news, YL leader is shown a clip from Alpes of The Empereur-Roi Matthieu XV tripping over his own mantle like a klutz. This clip comes with its own headline and commentary from the anchors, which among others things is making Alpes the laughing stock for this week.
Note: Many factbooks are in a constant state of WIP or being considered for entire rework or deletion

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Fishy Apples
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Feb 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Fishy Apples » Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:54 am

*sitting in a chair next to the dining table* "Now, ah have no real right havin' a say in all of this, seein' as ah got no legs mah'self..." *flicks her tail up ever so subtly as if to drive the point home* "...but ah reckon mockin' someone over what was clearly an accident just doesn't feel right to me. However, based on what they all said happened, if he had been doin' all on purpose like one of them slapstick routines, then ah'd say he'd of been comedy gold."
- Queen Jackie IV



YL and Jackie are riding horses together (Jackie of course riding side saddle, for those curious) while at a summit when the horse is suddenly spooked, throws her off, and while uninjured, she lands face first in horse poop.
A member nation of The Bunny Fire.
The Bunny Fire - Where you are free to be yourself. We just ask that you
EAT THE CARROT.

A Tier 5, Level 7, Type 4 civilization, according to this index.
Fishy Apples is a mostly desert & mountainous nation largely populated by humans & mermaids that happens to be a capable mystical civilization known for our seafood and well... our apples & apple orchards.

We don't use NS Stats. And yes, before you ask, that IS our IC flag.

Nation Factbook (WIP)
Factbook for Queen Jackie IV (WIP)

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 4122
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:59 am

"Ha, ha! Now that was a hell of a bronco! Don't ya' worry, here, have those wipes, and my cologne too, so the smell will go away. I use it for both grooming and drinkin'. Maybe ya' would like some money for a new dress? This dirty one doesn't befit ya'."-Shawn Bjornson.

During his diplomatic visit to Nouevau Quebec, Shawn got drunk and tried to do some professional figures on the ice skating rink on some pond outside. Of course after doing one successfully, he lost his balance and fell. He hit his head and lost a tooth. What did he look like? He was wearing his band t-shirt and cargo pants at that time.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Gifftan
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Dec 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gifftan » Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:14 pm

"Oh my! What disgraceful behaviour, and at such an otherwise wonderful event. Hopefully he'll recover, and hopefully it will teach him a lesson or two..."
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Whilst staying in the palace, on a visit to Gifftan, you go to your room where you find King Eric hiding in the wardrobe. He insists that he is just 'checking the hinges', but you aren't so sure.

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Greater Victora
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Posts: 72
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Greater Victora » Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:16 pm

"You know what? I'm not allowed to criticize here.... I mean this is definitely I'd see myself doing as well...." - Phoenix Arcanum

NINJA'D....

"Just checking the hinges, riiiight..... You know what? I believe you." - Phoenix Arcanum, who later tossed the wardrobe out of the bedroom window when no-one was looking
While wandering the halls of the Imperial Palace, you find Phoenix and his brother Belial engaged in a viscous fight, savagely clawing at each other. When asked what they were fighting about, neither could accurately recall the initial cause of the brawl and (quite childishly) blame the other.
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Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
The Victoran Empire is a FFT Interstellar Empire with a Roman and Gothic aesthetic that is engaged in a Great Crusade against 'the Enemy'. The setting is a horrid combination of 40k and Doctor Who. No, the Empire isn't oppressively imperialist. No, the Empire isn't British nor is it's name referencing Queen Victoria.

NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you (if you must, use stats as an indicator of the "average Civilized World"). With that said, according to this index, the Victoran Empire is a Tier 10, Level 8, Type 9 civilization with a Power Comparator of 3.9

Current Year: 2022 AD
=][= SUFFER NOT THE ENEMY TO LIVE =][=

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Khoronzon
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 168
Founded: Jul 31, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Khoronzon » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:06 am

"Yes, yes, I'm sure he did," Narcissus says blankly to no-one in particular, leaving both brothers to think he was addressing them. "Keep at it, it's good for you."

You find Narcissus playing with Chimaira like a yo-yo, with its tail tied around his wrist. It makes a small screech each time he pulls it upwards.
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"Gaze into what lies beyond. Behold its vast desolation, its seas of madness. Tell me if it pays any heed to what you think you deserve."

♚ ⚒ ВСЁ В ГОСУДАРСТВЕ - НИЧЕГО ВНЕ ГОСУДАРСТВА - НИЧЕГО ПРОТИВ ГОСУДАРСТВА ⚒ ♚
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Theocratic quasi-eusocial ethnostate of anthropophagic transhuman supremacists in the scarred, isolated wastelands of Siberia
Ruled by an all-powerful part-man, part-extrauniversal-larva, and part-artificial-superintelligence worshipped as a messianic demigod
With human civilisation falling into atrophy, the Supremacy bides its time to sweep it all away
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quirky compass meemay
Does Khoronzon represent my views?

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 4122
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:19 am

"I doubt, it's gonna like this, after all this grotesque thingy ain't meant to be played with like that... But I don't care. If it gets angry and munches him, well... I ain't gonna shed a tear."-Shawn Bjornson

You catch Shawn Bjornson totally drunk. Right now, he is hanging upside down on a chandelier and reading news on his smartphone.
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Valentine Z
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9063
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Valentine Z » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:23 am

Valentina “De Sierlijke en Vrij High Valkyrie ov Valentine Z” Anastasia Freya Ada. Jolin Annelijn Caitlin Trijntje Crystal Clarice Constance Judy Voi. Nexitros Annile. Teresa Thida Myat Yadana Aye: That..... that I expect. I mean, I have known about you and your people for being drunk and whatnot, so... hey, don't worry about it! Come on, I will take you home...

A gust of wind blew Valentina's skirt upwind... Monroe-style.



Valentine Z GIF Flag (Improved!)
De Valentian CV.
Flag Bracket - 1st for Mk I! 2nd for Mk II!
Issues Thread 4th in Gen Sec

The Sixty! Opinions Deposit! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures! Cat Anthem! Valentian News.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 12
Valentijn Misgendered: 52
Valentijn now a She!

• Eat my fking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

• Am I a pretty girl?

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Kihodova Hopi
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Posts: 17
Founded: Jan 19, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kihodova Hopi » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:44 am

"... GIven your height, I don't know why you're so embarrassed. I don't even need a gust of wind to see past you." *He laughs* "I am joking, only joking... How fast was that wind blowing though? I am surprised I wasn't launched up too."
- Pivane Orayvi




You stumble into Pivane Orayvi's library, only to find him sleeping in a book he was reading last night.
☉☉☉||Kihodova Hopi||☼☼☼
A Hopi-Based Pueblo Kingdom in a more advanced America. Highly divergent from the Real Life Hopi peoples

Campfire Tales: Rumors of a 'pale-faced' man circulate around Kihodova Hopi. Believed to be descendant of the Nordwegans... Shaman lives after falling into a fire with only mild injuries... While the remains of the Aztecs remain at war, peace appears to be in sight as talks happen between two major warlords...

This is likely going to be filled with tons of historical inaccuracies, false information, etc, etc. As such, do not take this as an accurate representation of the Native Hopi nor as an attempt at a realistic alt-history for a quite frankly unlikely event.

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The New Age Sith Empire
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 03, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The New Age Sith Empire » Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:41 pm

"Ah, I see the old man has been studying for quite some time now. I shall leave for now and come back again when he wakes up, after all a wise man like himself needs rest."-Emperor Kham.

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As YL walks down the long hallways of the Imperial Palace they see Emperor Kham talking to Imperial Agent Alanay Frajos. However, if they looked closer the two seem to be flirting with each other.
IC Name: New Sith Empire
OOC: NS Stats are not in use! And this nation does not follow Disney Cannon!

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Greater Victora
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Posts: 72
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Greater Victora » Wed Feb 05, 2020 4:26 pm

Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
The Victoran Empire is a FFT Interstellar Empire with a Roman and Gothic aesthetic that is engaged in a Great Crusade against 'the Enemy'. The setting is a horrid combination of 40k and Doctor Who. No, the Empire isn't oppressively imperialist. No, the Empire isn't British nor is it's name referencing Queen Victoria.

NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you (if you must, use stats as an indicator of the "average Civilized World"). With that said, according to this index, the Victoran Empire is a Tier 10, Level 8, Type 9 civilization with a Power Comparator of 3.9

Current Year: 2022 AD
=][= SUFFER NOT THE ENEMY TO LIVE =][=

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Chill beats LLC
Envoy
 
Posts: 245
Founded: Mar 16, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Chill beats LLC » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:17 pm

"Oh, that's how Doug says to contact him in case of emergency. Careful, Mr. Arcanum, because Doug likes to attend to emergencies personally!" -Annie Guiteau, Chill beat Radio, LLC poster girl

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During a tour of Chill beats Radio, LLC, Annie steps away for a moment to attend to an issue. A deep-red mahogany door catches your attention, and you see its slightly ajar. From the cracks a dim light shines and you can hear muffled sound of chanting. You push the door open with a creak, and are horrified by the terror which lies beyond; Doug, or at least, his pastel-liquid form, is standing in a large cauldron, filled with a liquid similar to whatever it is he's made of. All of his eyes turn to you at once, as he says, "Woah! I'm taking a bath, dude!"
Chill beats Radio, LLC
A division of Earth Industries, LLC
a radio station extant beyond all known space and time, broadcasting chill vibes to every radio, every where. Led by DJ Doug, a Lovecraftian outer-god bent on playing relaxing beats.
Quotes| Radio News: Chill beats Radio, LLC player to publish collection of short stories | Iä! Iä! Chill beats Radio, LLC to throw Valentine celebration | Rainbow connection found, lovers, dreamers rejoice | Kermit the Frog to visit Chill beats Radio, LLC! | Servitors of DJ Doug visit Port of Rhodes, assaulted by peculiar entity utilising vocal warfare |[/color] RPs

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Valentine Z
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9063
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Valentine Z » Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:33 pm

Gwen quickly slammed back the door, her face red as a tomato.

Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate of Existence and the Omniverse” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Verlene Eveline Celinda Sammy Doris Wit. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Vitesse Allison: Good thing I can wipe my own mind for any given duration and- oh crap, no no NO, that's too much- ... Who the hell am I?

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Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate of Existence and the Omniverse” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Verlene Eveline Celinda Sammy Doris Wit. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Vitesse Allison: Hi! I am Chief Aviator Gwen... and Welcome to Jackass!

She then hopped on a motorcycle, drove up a ramp, and flew for a good 200 meters in the air... only to slip and skid on a banana peel and slam her face onto a "Drive Responsibly" billboard.



Valentine Z GIF Flag (Improved!)
De Valentian CV.
Flag Bracket - 1st for Mk I! 2nd for Mk II!
Issues Thread 4th in Gen Sec

The Sixty! Opinions Deposit! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures! Cat Anthem! Valentian News.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 12
Valentijn Misgendered: 52
Valentijn now a She!

• Eat my fking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

• Am I a pretty girl?

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Valentine Z
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9063
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Valentine Z » Sat Feb 08, 2020 3:39 am

I bump this one! I actually couldn't think of anything when I wrote that, but... yeah, enjoy Gwen's foolishness!



Valentine Z GIF Flag (Improved!)
De Valentian CV.
Flag Bracket - 1st for Mk I! 2nd for Mk II!
Issues Thread 4th in Gen Sec

The Sixty! Opinions Deposit! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures! Cat Anthem! Valentian News.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 12
Valentijn Misgendered: 52
Valentijn now a She!

• Eat my fking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

• Am I a pretty girl?

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Kerlodia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Kerlodia » Sat Feb 08, 2020 6:46 am

Valentine Z wrote:Gwen quickly slammed back the door, her face red as a tomato.

Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate of Existence and the Omniverse” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Verlene Eveline Celinda Sammy Doris Wit. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Vitesse Allison: Good thing I can wipe my own mind for any given duration and- oh crap, no no NO, that's too much- ... Who the hell am I?

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Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate of Existence and the Omniverse” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Verlene Eveline Celinda Sammy Doris Wit. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Vitesse Allison: Hi! I am Chief Aviator Gwen... and Welcome to Jackass!

She then hopped on a motorcycle, drove up a ramp, and flew for a good 200 meters in the air... only to slip and skid on a banana peel and slam her face onto a "Drive Responsibly" billboard.


”Um.... are you alright? You seem... to be in need of a patching up."
-海下尽•出雲

She then proceeded to get a fright from a cucumber.
Who even am I?

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New Castillan Empire
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 182
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby New Castillan Empire » Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:33 am

"I wouldn't trust that thing either... something's suspicious about it. Whatever, give it to me. I need salsa for the royal nachos!"

In a cocaine-fueled frenzy, Celaeno proceeds to snatch an antique mask from YL's wall before shouting "WRYYYYYY! I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJO!", then rapidly punching the air as she screams "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAAA!"
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Current Year: 2078
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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The Terran Communities
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Nov 02, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Terran Communities » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:09 am

''I, too, reject your humanity. Now put that mask down. It belonged to Agamemnon.'' - Johanna Miroslav

During a speech in YN, our leader got nervous and made huge spelling mistakes.
The Almighty Union of the Human Race: The Terran Communities!

A Tier 9, Level 3, Type 7, Power Comparator 7.6666666667 civilization, according to this index.


Terra Invicta

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Dominioan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1074
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dominioan » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:12 am

"u abzoloot fool! Thatz so dum!"
Red Eye I

Inside his capsule watching porn
Centre-Left something
Obee doo
Overview
One year on this site now...help me
Heres this

Direct rule from Oklahoma City

Social Views: Stop being meanies to people =(
Economic Views: *slightly tilts head to the left*

Cool person

You there with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
Former Founder of Bluecrown Keep, disbanded region
BOOMER SOONER

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Comaland San Francisco
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 06, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Comaland San Francisco » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:18 am

*Somehow pulling up next to AL's capsule in his Challenger R/T* "Wow, somebody's lonely" *Drives off* - John Tanner


You catch Tanner groping and measuring the breasts of a woman he just shifted into.
The daily song stuck in Tanner's head?: "On You" by Leaving The Fold
John Tanner would like to teach you about San Francisco
"All I know is that you're wearing a wedding band, I an engagement ring, and you're an ass" - John Tanner, Chapters 4 to 6 of Driver: SF
Number of times mistaken for Stanier: Six (So far).
Times Tanner has shifted into women's bodies: Twenty-six.
Vehicles trashed by Tanner: We lost track a long time ago ;p
(Original idea by Valentine Z)

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Ippolyta the Manreaper
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Feb 07, 2020
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Ippolyta the Manreaper » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:45 am

"I just hope them body-hoppers don't get any ideas about doing that shit on me - for their sake! There's only one person in this crazy, fucked-up universe fit to wield the mightiest liver in the galaxy."

~ Ippolyta the Manreaper, banging her fist on her stomach.


You're sat there drinking at a bar, when all of a sudden the bathroom door slams open. In the doorway you see Ippo herself, wearing nothing but her signature facemask and belts upon belts of bullets covering up the cyborg's extremities. Her eyes are wide and blazing red with a crazed look, with a suspicious white powder dusting the part of her mask where her nose would be. In Ippo's right hand is an M2HB Browning fifty-calibre machine gun, held by a chainsaw-style trigger. In her left is a jug of moonshine, complete with a XXX label.

At the top of her mechanised lungs, she suddenly screams: "I AM ALL THE JEDI!".
| | | | | | | | |IPPOLYTA THE MANREAPER| | | | | | | | |
From the pea-brained turdblossom that brought you Blakullar.
Created mainly for forum tomfoolery. Guard your semechki.

Shenanigans Committed: 23

Based on, and told from the perspective of, this character.

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Gifftan
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Dec 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gifftan » Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:32 am

"Good God, this is madness! Why ever did I agree to go for drinks with this mechanical fiend?! Last time I ever trust anyone called 'manreaper'..."
-King Eric, before leaping over the bar and hiding behind it

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Your leader is in the Gifftanian Royal Palace; you are in the drawing room with King Eric, discussing various international matters. During conversation, he takes a pipe from his pocket; upon lighting it it explodes with a loud bang and, although unharmed, his face is covered with black soot.
It turns out, his children put some explosives in the pipe as a practical joke.

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United American Commonwealth
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Feb 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby United American Commonwealth » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:12 pm

Oh my God! *He pulls out a handkerchief from his pocket, offering to clean up the King.* Are you alright? Your pipe exploded on you. *He tries his best to clean up the King, getting off most of the smoke. His face turns to the door* You damn kids, get over here and apologize to your father!
Leader of Council and President of the United States, Jim Carver





YL is somewhere in DC, late at night, when you come across a seemingly inconspicuous church. However, upon closer inspection, loud chanting can be heard inside. Opening the door, YL sees several members of congress, all Supreme Court Justices, and the president in the middle of some kind of religious ritual worshipping... the American Founding Fathers. In fact, all in the church appeared to be wearing the uniform of the Continental Army. Carver was at the altar of the 'church', reading a book in front of a painting of the late President George Washington. Upon noticing your entrance, he drops the book and awkwardly stares. Due to the sudden silence of the Congregation, you can hear him defeatedly say ... Please don't tell my wife.

(Yes, this is a reference to After the End)
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United American Commonwealth

Like the old one, but more authoritarian and dystopian.
No, this isn't 1984. If you want 1984, go to FAN or Khoronzon
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Comaland San Francisco
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 06, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Comaland San Francisco » Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:53 pm

*After breaking down the church's entrance in his Challenger R/T* "Ehhh, sure. As long as I keep my job" *Gets out of the church in reverse, dragging some debris along the way* - John Tanner


You catch Tanner himself, not a person possessed by him, delusionally rambling about catching Jericho and pinning down random people at a public square.
Last edited by Comaland San Francisco on Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:54 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The daily song stuck in Tanner's head?: "On You" by Leaving The Fold
John Tanner would like to teach you about San Francisco
"All I know is that you're wearing a wedding band, I an engagement ring, and you're an ass" - John Tanner, Chapters 4 to 6 of Driver: SF
Number of times mistaken for Stanier: Six (So far).
Times Tanner has shifted into women's bodies: Twenty-six.
Vehicles trashed by Tanner: We lost track a long time ago ;p
(Original idea by Valentine Z)

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