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The Rapture Republic
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Founded: Dec 07, 2017
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Postby The Rapture Republic » Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:49 am

Advancia-Sizzletown wrote:"Uh, this is weird." ~King Juntism0 II

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You invited Juntism0 for a State Visit. While walking past the corridor, you hear a sound, and see Juntism0 French Kissing, and uh, doing stuff to a Anime Body Pillow of Azusa from K-On.

”.....Surface dwellers, degrades, the lot of them. Guards! Take this troubled individual to the Laughing House, he is desperately in need of treatment...”
-Chancellor John Mercer


You are visiting the Arcadian Gardens in Rapture, and you noticed the Chancellor but there is something strange about him, he is happy and is playing catch with his dog (by dog, knowing the Aquarians, it’s a Lovecraftian horror with a dog-like appearance).
Rapture City

  • In the underwater city, two roles have emerged from the City's ongoing civil war: the City Monitors who defend the peace and the Red Caps who fight against unjust systems. The city's infrastructure is crumbling under its own weight and kinship is snuffed by the paranoia of totalitarianism. Yet the people would be in for a surprise as their virtual overlord have died many years ago as the oppression continues under his name...
  • Not an 1-1 exact replica of Bioshock lore and Rapture City. Only the city's atmosphere and setting is maintained.

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1216
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:03 am

"I wouldn't call that remotely embarrassing and I am far more startled by the dog itself. No, for real...what kinda dog is that?"
Asst. Prof. Dr. Adam Yanovich Dresvyanin, Prime Minister of Zitravgrad
You found Dresvyanin sleeping not so soundly on the couch, in his suit and all, with a dozen or more cats sleeping on or near him. Actually, he looks like he is on the verge of being smothered by cats. You know he needs to move, but can't.
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North Johen Ezermard
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Apr 19, 2019
Anarchy

Postby North Johen Ezermard » Sun Jan 05, 2020 6:03 am

"Wow, this will certainly go viral online. But you're lucky I haven't been recording - otherwise it's already trending." - President Christopher Devas of North Johen Ezermard
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The JELLEAIN Republic
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Posts: 1517
Founded: Jul 15, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The JELLEAIN Republic » Sun Jan 05, 2020 6:12 am

Thinking fast, the jelly takes a fish from the buffet and throws it behind the couch, distracting the cats for now...


In a return to the bathroom the jelly unbeknowningly walks out with two toilet paper rolls stuck to each foot creating a long trail ...


/skipping the person in front of me cuz I only saw one part, so zitigrad
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May the autocorrect be with you...
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The Sapmi
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Posts: 101
Founded: Nov 13, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Sapmi » Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:06 pm

The Rapture Republic wrote:
Advancia-Sizzletown wrote:"Uh, this is weird." ~King Juntism0 II

_____________________________________________________

You invited Juntism0 for a State Visit. While walking past the corridor, you hear a sound, and see Juntism0 French Kissing, and uh, doing stuff to a Anime Body Pillow of Azusa from K-On.

”.....Surface dwellers, degrades, the lot of them. Guards! Take this troubled individual to the Laughing House, he is desperately in need of treatment...”
-Chancellor John Mercer


You are visiting the Arcadian Gardens in Rapture, and you noticed the Chancellor but there is something strange about him, he is happy and is playing catch with his dog (by dog, knowing the Aquarians, it’s a Lovecraftian horror with a dog-like appearance).


Ya forgot me.
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Metcalfer2
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 494
Founded: Sep 06, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Metcalfer2 » Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:06 pm

(Thinking internally) “I think this will be a learning experience for them, best not say anything”-Kaiser William.

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You find William trying to put out the inferno that is currently his oven “I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SOUFFLÉ”! A bout of flames lashed out at William eliciting a high pitched squealing noise from the Kaiser.
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Gifftan
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Posts: 16
Founded: Dec 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gifftan » Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:58 pm

"Poor Keiser, I hope he recovers from those burns - and learns how to cook." -King Eric Meirion
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You find King Eric sitting outside his bedroom door, his wife having kicked him out.

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Republican Cabinda
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Posts: 3
Founded: Aug 22, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Republican Cabinda » Mon Jan 06, 2020 2:20 pm

"Pfft, you too? I remember when the time when I had to sleep on the couch because I smashed a vase trying to get a spider. I never did."
- Mamadou Camara




Mamadou trying to clean up the mess left by said vase.
Cabinda

Ex-Angolan Republic, filled with oil and corruption.
I am not an expert on this region, pls don't get mad

NS stats not used. Also, not a representation of my views.
IC Year: 2019.

Cabinda Daily: Gay Rights activists block a street in the City in Cabinda, commuters peeved... Rig manager arrested for illegally trafficking oil to the Republic of Congo... Committee to potentially rename the City of Cabinda founded... Africa by Toto played for 24 hours by tourists, causing mass hatred against the song...

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Syeadeshistania
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Posts: 42
Founded: Jul 08, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Syeadeshistania » Mon Jan 06, 2020 2:27 pm

"You might want to use a broom instead of just your hands."

- Supreme Leader Syed

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You catch him and a (female) ambassador to his country from the Soviet Union getting intimate.
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PRO: Authoritarianism, nationalism, general friendliness between Muslims and Christians, polygamy (applied to males only)
ANTI: Israeli occupation of Palestine, Kosovo independence, Ukrainian independence, white people in Africa

tier 6 civilization according to this index
viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018

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Khoronzon
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Posts: 179
Founded: Jul 31, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Khoronzon » Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:56 pm

"Sometimes I get reminded of the downsides of having surveillance set up everywhere. You see things every now and then that are best forgotten."
- Guardian Commissar Julius Ilyin



You find Narcissus giving a socialist fraternal kiss to Iranon at the start of a meeting. Nothing homo, of course.
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Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth
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Posts: 42
Founded: Nov 08, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:59 pm

"Not a homo? I don't think so. Unless they would be brothers, I would understand that."
-Lech XXI




You see Lech XXI having sex with his two wives.
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Tulenia
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Posts: 76
Founded: Jul 21, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Tulenia » Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:09 pm

"Holy s*it we gottem in the act...."



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You catch Queen alasia of Tulenia molesting her 16 year old son, something which has been going on for 4 years. the Tulenburg press would kill for this info
Tulenia is a type 5, level 0 tier 7 nation according to viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
We do not use NS Stats, the Population is 560,000,000 and the economy is 15 Trillion Tu$ in GDP (30 trillion american)
the Per capita is 130,000 per person on average
Tulenia is Slavic Romania, the name means People of Peace, ironic considering some things that involve war heh... well anyways i should state that Tulenia is willing to go to war with anyone! so if you want to have a round of punches just telegram me
GLORY TO TULENIA!

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Syeadeshistania
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Posts: 42
Founded: Jul 08, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Syeadeshistania » Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:34 pm

Supreme Leader Syed vomits for about twenty minutes or so.

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You catch the Supreme Leader failing at an attempt at suicide
PRO: Authoritarianism, nationalism, general friendliness between Muslims and Christians, polygamy (applied to males only)
ANTI: Israeli occupation of Palestine, Kosovo independence, Ukrainian independence, white people in Africa

tier 6 civilization according to this index
viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018

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Montevento
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 132
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Montevento » Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:58 pm

"On no... May I suggest you to use this rope next time?"
-Doge Marco Kreizler

You catch the Doge of Montevento running scared from a flying cockroach

SERENISSIMA REPUBBLICA DI MONTEVENTO
An Italian colony in South America formed after Thornton's Expedition of 1608


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Arkeyana
Minister
 
Posts: 2386
Founded: Mar 21, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Arkeyana » Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:02 pm

"*sigh*...here, let me get that."

-ASI "Utopia"

YL encounters the Artificial Superintelligence Utopia, who by all means is an incredibly smart AI that thinks on many magnitudes above the scale of what a conventional human can do, staring dumbfoundedly at a Rubik's cube
WE ARE CLOSED
Lore Consolidation in Progress

This nation has been DECOMISSIONED

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Tulenia
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Posts: 76
Founded: Jul 21, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Tulenia » Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:05 pm

"Out of my office at once, i need to look good because we all know that if that get's out we're hecced"







You find the queen crying in her room over a photo of her dead father and something about how her son will live up to him.... or something
Tulenia is a type 5, level 0 tier 7 nation according to viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
We do not use NS Stats, the Population is 560,000,000 and the economy is 15 Trillion Tu$ in GDP (30 trillion american)
the Per capita is 130,000 per person on average
Tulenia is Slavic Romania, the name means People of Peace, ironic considering some things that involve war heh... well anyways i should state that Tulenia is willing to go to war with anyone! so if you want to have a round of punches just telegram me
GLORY TO TULENIA!

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T A M O S
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 27, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby T A M O S » Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:14 pm

"I'm sure he'll.... Wait, no. What are you whinging about, anyway? It's not really clear."


YL comes across Angel, the code-named leader of The Council's military sector, in an argument with himself over whether water is wet or not. This would be somewhat tolerable if he weren't rather loud and switching roles every three seconds. After a few seconds of watching, it's apparent he's having one of those moments when you come up with amazing counter-arguments to a discussion that you've already lost, except that he's doing it rather loudly in his office.

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
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Posts: 267
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
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Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:15 pm

" Well, I guess if even if such an advanced machine can't figure out or understand that cube they must truly be impossible" -Matthieu XV, who has never yet solved a Rubik's Cube

Double Ninja'd

"Uhhh, huh. Yeah, you just do that there, well I go call my guards to promptly remove me from this area. No one of my rank should be associating with lunatics like this!" -Matthieu XV, running as fast as a 58-year-old man from the early 20th-century can.



YL sees Matthieu XV very early in the morning picking up 5 different newspapers from the steps of the palace in a bright pink robe and sheep themed slippers. He stares at YL for a moment before slowly walking back into the palace extremely slowly, closing the door silently behind him.
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Tulenia
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Posts: 76
Founded: Jul 21, 2019
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Postby Tulenia » Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:16 pm

sir i think you have been double ninja'd

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Tulenia is a type 5, level 0 tier 7 nation according to viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
We do not use NS Stats, the Population is 560,000,000 and the economy is 15 Trillion Tu$ in GDP (30 trillion american)
the Per capita is 130,000 per person on average
Tulenia is Slavic Romania, the name means People of Peace, ironic considering some things that involve war heh... well anyways i should state that Tulenia is willing to go to war with anyone! so if you want to have a round of punches just telegram me
GLORY TO TULENIA!

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Gifftan
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Dec 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gifftan » Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:29 am

"He must be very knowlegable if he reads so many papers a day, he had quite a nice gown too - shame about the colour, though." -King Eric
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You find King Eric, in full evening tails, sliding down the banisters on the palace stairs, shouting "weeeee".

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The Zravvisk
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:46 pm

"Hmm, I don't think I'm aware about this part of your culture."
-Valstrath Dragua

Its cold outside and you find a massive mountain of blankets. You are pretty sure you can see Valstrath's snout sticking out of it.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with condiments.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
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Hanseatic Trade Cities
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Nov 19, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanseatic Trade Cities » Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:49 pm

"Why are you not using Hanseatic silk, our friend?"

The Council is caught in one giant drinking contest when you walk into the Reichrat.
The Bundesreich of Hanseatic Trade cities
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Tarchuna and Ravenna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 362
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:53 pm

What are you doing, gulping down barbarian beer? Here, have some fine Etruscan vintages...

*Ataiun pushes wine chalice filled with wine from the valleys of Etruria across the table

Ataiun is caught slamming his fist on the table and screaming swear words after continuously losing territories as Prince Liu Chong in Three Kingdoms: Total War.
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The Biggles Syndicate
Diplomat
 
Posts: 939
Founded: May 18, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:02 pm

"It's only a game."
- The Syndicate President, roughly an hour before he saw what happened to Warframe: Empyrean





YL is going to a Vitae (bug like zombies) War Zone, and is up near the front line. Suddenly, they see the Syndicate President in an exoskeleton support suit armed with LMGS, obviously drunk and/or high from the earlier drinking contest on a quite fiery liquor. Is he trying to drown his sorrows with beer and blood? Odd.

You hear him yell "RIP AND TEAR!!!! RIP AND TEAR!!! NO MERCY!!! I THIRST FOR BLOOD!!!!!" as he proceeds to rip a lower ranking Vitae's head off and attempt to shove it up the bum of another unfortunate Vitae. It looks as if he's killed at least 6 dozen so far, and only half have bullet holes in them. The rest have been torn apart in a gruesome fashion at various extremities.
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Antityranicals
Minister
 
Posts: 2470
Founded: May 18, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Antityranicals » Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:28 pm

"Well, it seems another commie is going whacky... I suppose I'd better call some special ops to do something about this."

-HSE The Archduke Patricius Regulus

YL happens to overhear the Archduke attempting to sing A-ha's "Take on me" in a falsetto. He actually manages to hit the high note, an E5, although it doesn't really sound too great...
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