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Youstania Firksnerio
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Founded: Mar 17, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Youstania Firksnerio » Sun Jun 06, 2021 10:04 am

Freidrich runs away quickly, because of the pufferfish

BL catches Freidrich Rommel talking to a civilian
Freidrich: "I'm not the Messiah"
Civilian and Others: "He's the Messiah!"
An Alternate History Democratic Syndicalist Anglo-German Union
    Arbeitersendung Syndikat December 23, 2045: The Commonwealth of Poland-Prussia declares war on the Polish Commune! Monarchist Terror Group "Project: Birthright" takes responsibility

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Sky Reavers
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Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sky Reavers » Sun Jun 06, 2021 1:55 pm

"Oh, dude, ya' have a fan now. Just be careful, they can be a nasty lot, if ya' don't live to their crazy expectations."-Shawn Bjornson then comes to a citizen -"Look, man, Freidrich is an awesomzied man, but if ya' truly belive, that he is messiah, don't yell about that. Wait until his ascension."



Somewhere in France, YL sees Shawn shoplifting from some convenience store at night. When asked, he says, that he has severe munchies from weed and he ate all the food at his room.
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Stanier
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Posts: 388
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Stanier » Sun Jun 06, 2021 4:39 pm

"Oh good grief - you're a bloody moron you know that? You could probably lay back on the stuff yet you don't - You know what? I'm not even going to bother trying to lecture you, I know it will just go through an ear and exit right through the other, just come on you babby, I'm paying"
- Aiko, facepalming all the way through her little rant before just sweeping her hand grabbing all of the snacks in the shelf.


The year is 2019, and YL is at Pleasantview Academy. They barge into Headmaster Pedromo's office for whatever reasons, and YL will witness a scene with particularly heavy air on it.

In the office there's of course Headmaster Osmar and his Deputy, but he's not alone. Also in the office for some reason is Sandro Mèndez, the Attorney General of Stanier, a particularly crossed-looking woman with a badge, 'Kako' Kasei, the Vice-President's Secretary, and the fat Vice-President himself, who's looking like he's gonna blow a gasket.

"So, we have a contingency. A pandemic 'bout to hit us, a full blown gang war that might as well be a civil one, and neither party is gonna lay back to wait an' see. In other words: We fucked and so is the country"

"Quello è un eufemismo?"

"Y de paso, the Highway Police and the Intelligence Agency are going to do nadita de nada to stop it, because one is backing the Mafia and the other is playing both sides. And the only faction we can count on - los Carabineros - is going to be hampered by la Policía"

"And since I can only bring about cento persone normali to the foil, we have asked you for reinforcements, since you can - apparentemente - unlock some sort of inner magia nella gente?"

"It is not magic, but yes. These warriors are stronger, faster, and more resilient than the average person"

"Ummm. How old are these warriors again?"

Osmar lets out a weary sigh. "Seventeen"

"At youngest?"

"... At oldest. Most of them began training at age twelve"

"... So you've basically made child soldiers"

"De paso, child super soldiers... ¿Sabés que eso es una violación de los derechos humanos, no?"

"... No lo es en Remnant"

"... You on Earth and in the crippled body of an earthling now you fuckin' moron"

Somehow, the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays before being abruptly cut.

"Sorry! It's my sister, I better pick this one up"
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The Cult of Xil
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Founded: Jun 26, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Cult of Xil » Sun Jun 06, 2021 5:29 pm

"Ahem. May I introduce an... alternative solution? My Cult has quite a good deal of experience in... less-visible activities intended to steer the current domestic and geopolitcal situation into one's favor. Quite a good deal indeed! Now, in the mutual interests of both yourselves and us - you will come to see how the latter is so in time - I propose an alternative plan.

You have a good amount of secrets to sell, yes? Magical abilities? Military backing through your super-soldiers? I wager that the factions that trouble you most could benefit QUITE well from a... 'lending' of those things. Moreover, I wager that they would be very willing to do whatever you say or desire from the simple promise of such power. Play this game correctly, and you will have one very stable, very prosperous nation in the making - one that my flock is more than prepared to deal business with later on. In fact, give the word, and we may even deign to assist your people a bit more directly."

- Highest Orator Lymarce IV




YL trips and falls into the Backrooms. After a few hours of wandering, they find Sosani huddling around a fire. His robes are torn and stained with his own blood, which is still oozing from a series of horrifically nasty gashes from some unknown entity he encountered a while back. Sosani pays no attention to YL; instead, he simply mumbles incoherently about Xïl.
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Diarcesia
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Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Diarcesia » Sun Jun 06, 2021 7:14 pm

The Cult of Xil wrote:
"Ahem. May I introduce an... alternative solution? My Cult has quite a good deal of experience in... less-visible activities intended to steer the current domestic and geopolitcal situation into one's favor. Quite a good deal indeed! Now, in the mutual interests of both yourselves and us - you will come to see how the latter is so in time - I propose an alternative plan.

You have a good amount of secrets to sell, yes? Magical abilities? Military backing through your super-soldiers? I wager that the factions that trouble you most could benefit QUITE well from a... 'lending' of those things. Moreover, I wager that they would be very willing to do whatever you say or desire from the simple promise of such power. Play this game correctly, and you will have one very stable, very prosperous nation in the making - one that my flock is more than prepared to deal business with later on. In fact, give the word, and we may even deign to assist your people a bit more directly."

- Highest Orator Lymarce IV




YL trips and falls into the Backrooms. After a few hours of wandering, they find Sosani huddling around a fire. His robes are torn and stained with his own blood, which is still oozing from a series of horrifically nasty gashes from some unknown entity he encountered a while back. Sosani pays no attention to YL; instead, he simply mumbles incoherently about Xïl.

Phlegomy can't understand him, and he can't help but feel Sosani's undergoing a mental breakdown as of now. It could be psychosis; the Highest Orator's lost his cool and is acting very furiously, seemingly without reason or logic. Phlegomy's sure he's experiencing a flashback or something, but he don't want to bother Sosani.

Phlegomy is barred from taking part with the others because he is considered 'too small.'
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Frisco Commonwealth
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Founded: Mar 21, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frisco Commonwealth » Sun Jun 06, 2021 10:53 pm

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*Nervously pats Phlegomy in the back*
"Uhh, hang in there, buddy. You'll grow alright..."
~ Detective Leonardo Castillo, Lead Detective of the SAU



It was a busy day in a streetside cafe in North Beach as the sun sets over San Francisco. Suddenly a certain private eye dressed in a sharp Italian suit comes into the cafe to sit down and talk with a man who is always in full military uniform. Then YL overhears an interesting conversation going on between the two officers of the SFPD - SAU.

"Ray? Dios mio, what are you calling me for this time?"
~ Detective Leonardo Castillo, Lead Detective of the SAU

"I've got to talk to you about something. It's about the Lieutenant."
~ Sergeant Raymond Browning, Weapons Expert and Frontline Officer of the SAU

"You need my advice or something? Just chill, bro, relax around her."

"No, no. It's about her and Ben."

"You've got my full attention now. Spill the tea, amigo."

"Right, how do I put this, I saw Ben coming out of the LT's private quarters. Now tell me, have you ever been inside her room that she's watching like a hawk?"

"WHAT?! NO WAY. I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE. WHAT DID THEY DO?! SOMETHING SERIOUS MUST HAVE GONE DOWN THERE!"

"No clue. But I heard fragments of their conversation. I heard her saying "That's a cute little thing you got there" and "I like seeing it wiggle!" as if she was playing with something or Ben was showing something a little bit..."

"DIOS MIO! I didn't knew the LT were into that!"

"It's a disgrace! That happy-go-lucky fat f*ck gets that treatment while we don't! It's a miscarriage of justice! How are we gonna break the news-"

Suddenly, the Lieutenant arrives at the cafe with a smile on her face as well as a poodle in her bag and chances upon two of her subordinates.

"Hey, guys, I didn't know you're regulars in this same cafe."
~ Lieutenant Sayoko Heinzmann, Squad Leader of the SAU

"Huh, who's dog is that, Sayoko?"

*Sits down next to them*
"It's Ben's dog. He allowed me to bring around town for a bit. What are you guys doing here?"


"I- uhh... Cute dog, LT! We're just talking about that crime case, that's all."
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San Francisco is the Changing City where tech startups are booming, hipster culture flourish, and the economy is prospering. However poverty and crime is on the rise as San Fran becomes the site of a power struggle between a resurgent Japanese Empire and a rump US in the Midwest after a Soviet Cold War victory. It is up to the effort of the elite if troublesome SAU in keeping the peace in San Fran as conspiracy abounds.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:40 pm

/Bumpskip
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The Vault 87 Super Mutants
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Founded: Jun 03, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Vault 87 Super Mutants » Thu Jun 10, 2021 3:18 pm

"Bah, stupid humans. So concerned with nonsense, so annoying. Need to go find something to fight."
-Shephard


YL sees Shephard choking on a finger bone for a solid two minutes.
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Laka Strolistandiler
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Thu Jun 10, 2021 3:25 pm

You monster! That’s a human bone, you imbecile! Perhaps, you might believe that I would become your next dinner- however I shall take great pleasure in stripping you of this right! Defend yourself!- Lavinia draws and epee and prepares to duel a supermutant being an idiot she is.

YL sees Lavinia and Heilgard arguing about the future of the Waffen SS: “Yes, if you REALLY want it you can keep the references to Hitler, like talk about the good stuff he supposedly did if that’s your thing, but for the love of God, stop humanizing him and SS! And please, for the love of God, DONT FUCKING ASK ME AGAIN TO REVIEW THE REVISED VERSION OF MEIN KAMPH. This is essentially a glorified toilet paper piece that you for some reason keep on trying to force down people’s throat- hell, I’ve literally seen people use it as a doorstop due to the quality of the paper and the cover...”
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Dozdcheny
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Founded: May 10, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Dozdcheny » Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:53 pm

"Clinging to the past and its figures to this unhealthy degree is a symptom of a man who is unable to grow as an independent mind. There are many more modern minds and thoughts to worship and yet... nevermind. This is hardly my business, I will leave."
With Highest of Regards and Sincere Acknowledgement, The High Inspector of the Unitary Republic of Dozdcheny
Chairperson of the Kramashka Council, Overseer of the Public Order and the Cult of Black Providence

One of the High Inspector's tasks is to remain completely still in social functions and he seems incredibly still in this meeting with YL. Seeing that it carries on for too long, YL calls him out and it turns out he has fallen asleep at some point in the meeting.
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A PMT esoteric Black Providence-influenced crypto-dictatorship situated in a world shattered by nuclear war and decline of imperialism. The nation is striving towards an eventual balance of the people's will and the nation's order, but also withdrawing away into a state of semi-isolation. Third-way economy backed by subsidized corporations, nationwide public surveillance and zealous state worship -- Dozdcheny is run by a faceless, nameless High Inspector, himself a social experiment with a goal to reject humanly fallacies. | OOC: Belarus of Zitravgrad's canon. Q&A

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The Near Islands
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Near Islands » Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:08 pm

    Tiarlach sighs and shakes his head. He looks at the two other leaders, both characters in a similar political disposition to his own, and rolls his eyes. "I know an international summit between Samoa, The Near Islands, and Tuvalu isn't the most interesting thing in the world, but he could have at least shown a bit of respect to the fact we were discussing how to cooperate to prevent our people from starving." Suddenly, his eyes brighten up. He whispers into the ears of the two other leaders to "play dead", which they do. He then pulls out a large antique mask resembling a wooly mammoth head, a creature which is associated with the God of Death in traditional Near Islander mythology. He put on the mask and began to yell at the top of his lungs. "Aiahoʻi! Akuqing wan Agiuguq Akitiq. Inyukuqing kadaming, amama ashakatgaq lidaq ingaya alak!" (Behold! I am the God of Death. Bow before me, or be slain like these two!) At the very least, the high inspector must have been startled by the loud shouting. Prompting the Tiarlach and Prime Minister Apisai Ielemia to have a bit of a giggle fit. PM Tuilaepa is a lot less amused, but smiles anyways. "So, gentlemen, please retake your seats..."
    - President Tiarlach Vasil




YL is relaxing near an ocean, sea, gulf, etc when they see Tiarlach rising from the waves, walking on shore. He is covered in assorted sea-life including shells, seaweed, and even a crab hanging from his earlobe. After managing to get the crab off his earlobe, he hysterically points at the ocean muttering gibberish before being able to compose himself. "There's something big in there. It tipped my kayak overboard. I had to swim for an hour just to get to dry land."
⚓The Near Islands | Tanhana okha Kithch Muhana⚓
A Struggling Democracy on the Edge of the World, renowned for its Maritime Tradition.
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Probably actually tone deaf as hell, but wouldn't be the first time.
IC Year: 2008 | NS Stats lost to the Sea.

If the Alliance of Self-Defensive Territories is making me crazy, this nation is my therapy.

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Sky Reavers
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Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sky Reavers » Sat Jun 12, 2021 5:52 am

"Yeah dude, but you are now on a solid dry land. Here, take some beer, relax and chill. Whatever is this, it ain't gonna touch ya' here. And... Lemme' remove that fancy crab earring, gotta be painful."-Shawn gives Tiarlach his beer and takes off a crab from Tiarlach's earlobe.



YL sees Shawn entering his room. When he opens the door, suddenly "La cucaracha" song starts blasting very loundly, and there are lots of cockroaches in the room. Looks like ol' Shawn became a victim of a prank. The note on the couch near hookah with weed says, this was a prank from the ruling council.
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Sherechia
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sherechia » Mon Jun 14, 2021 8:15 pm

"oh nice musi... THIS PLACE IS DISGUSTING, no, just no, I don't want another pandemic. Oh well at least I know that the ruling council does have a sense of humor, something you don't see that often on people with authority, anyway im leaving, it's not that I hate or fear cockroaches, I just hate the diseases they probably bring."


Inogo Estima was trying to impress the ladies by doing a stunt. He rode his Sherechian ram Daikan in a gallop, he then pulled on the reins hard causing Daikan to quickly stop and stand on 2 legs, unfortunately Daikan then fell on his back and onto Inogo Estima
UPDATED NATIONAL ANTHEM/PREFECTURES OF SHERECHIA
Market socialism, highly democratic and freedom-loving population, mad drivers, no gun laws, vast steppes, tall mountains, train surfing, skilled ram riders, deadly earthquakes, brutal cultural revolutions.
SHK NEWS: Odes to Chairman Inogo Estima

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Nacrad
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Mon Jun 14, 2021 8:22 pm

"Jeez, take care next time. You OK? I'll call an ambu for you."

BL catches Matthew writing a riff for guitar, and inadvertently snapped the e string.
Nacrad, Briefly
International News: Coalition troops continue advance, attempt breakthrough towards Indian border | UN passes non-binding resolution regarding Burma, calls for arms embargo
Domestic News: 21/06/2021 (MON) | Nacrad reports 61 Wuhan Pneumonia cases, and no deaths | Federal Gov't to begin distribution of N$1,000 stimulus cheques to all nationals aged 18 or above | PRC aircraft intrude ROC, then Nacradian airspace | Dept. of Health schedules to lift work-from-home orders and dine-in bans on Riverfort, Fatshan, Portsville on 2 July, says vaccination target is reached | President says he will celebrate birthday alone, "stay home, save lives" | Riverfort 37/29°C | Amoy 33/28°C | Taipei 34/29°C


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Zitravgrad
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Mon Jun 14, 2021 8:32 pm

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"Omg, are you okay? I don't know how to help, though. I'm just... standing around here for some reason. I guess you have a spare string or something?"
Dr. Feodora Alexandrovna Miroslavskaya
First Lady of Zitravgrad, General Staff of the Kremlin's Security Council
Mathematician, computer scientist and military technologist

YL sees Feodora running after a rabbit so that she can take it to the vet.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jun 14, 2021 9:27 pm

"Oh--Feodora, watch where zou'rt g--is she chasing after a rabbit? Never mind, I do not have time for zese frivolities today. I shall speak with her later after I discuss political matters with Miroslavsky...Gott, I do hope we actually have a productive meeting zis time."

"..."

"She still thinks she can catch zat rabbit."
-Queen Marie Victoria Ethel Kehrer

YL finds Wilhelm comforting his mother, his arm around her back as she blows her nose and rests her head on his chest. This is a very compromising position for Wilhelm, who is stoic at best and aggressive at worst, as he does not typically care for physical signs of affection unless it benefits him. He makes direct contact with YL and fails to hide his surprise, making no attempt to cover up the fact that he of all people if offering moral support.
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Acraus Federation
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Founded: Jan 05, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Acraus Federation » Tue Jun 15, 2021 1:42 am

"Make sure you enjoy the time you have left with her as it can end quite suddenly and all too soon. We do have some things to discuss so I'll wait in the other room until you're done here."
-The Admiral of Acraus Najarala

YL finds Najarala wearing thick glasses and sobbing very softly as she reads some letter. As soon as she realizes that someone is watching she rips off the glasses before hiding them and immediately stops crying. There is no trace of her previous state as she rears up to her full almost 3 meter height and gives a death glare to YL with her blood red eyes. "What do you want?"
-The Admiral of Acraus Najarala

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Nacrad
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:22 am

"I... uh, I just saw you crying and I was gonna ask you if you need anything. I'll be on my way if you prefer to be alone."

It's December. BL catches Matthew waiting for a commuter train on a wet cold platform out to the suburbs where his extended family lives. "It's still as shitty as I remembered... Remind me again how much money I had Parliament give National Rail to improve their stations?" he asks himself, perhaps not so quietly.
Nacrad, Briefly
International News: Coalition troops continue advance, attempt breakthrough towards Indian border | UN passes non-binding resolution regarding Burma, calls for arms embargo
Domestic News: 21/06/2021 (MON) | Nacrad reports 61 Wuhan Pneumonia cases, and no deaths | Federal Gov't to begin distribution of N$1,000 stimulus cheques to all nationals aged 18 or above | PRC aircraft intrude ROC, then Nacradian airspace | Dept. of Health schedules to lift work-from-home orders and dine-in bans on Riverfort, Fatshan, Portsville on 2 July, says vaccination target is reached | President says he will celebrate birthday alone, "stay home, save lives" | Riverfort 37/29°C | Amoy 33/28°C | Taipei 34/29°C


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Sherechia
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sherechia » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:43 am

"Honestly this ain't too bad, I agree that a more enclosed station would be nice but at least your trains aren't driven by ex war criminals. How much money did you give anyway to the rail company? if nothing seems to be improving you might want to check on corruption, you can call me if you want to execute anyone found misusing public funds, we kill them with elephants where I came from."
-Inogo Estima, also standing in the cold platform wearing nothing but a T shirt and some shorts, while showing Matthew a photo of him riding an elephant thats crushing a corrupt official.


YL is on a bus however you realize the driver is Inogo Estima, before you could say anything a BMW brake checked the bus, Inogo quickly swerves but this causes the bus to tip over and crash into a ditch.
UPDATED NATIONAL ANTHEM/PREFECTURES OF SHERECHIA
Market socialism, highly democratic and freedom-loving population, mad drivers, no gun laws, vast steppes, tall mountains, train surfing, skilled ram riders, deadly earthquakes, brutal cultural revolutions.
SHK NEWS: Odes to Chairman Inogo Estima

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Sky Reavers
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Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sky Reavers » Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:24 pm

Shawn drinks some whiskey and says about that affair -"Dammit! Careful dude! Busses ain't cheap ya' know! Besides, ya' could have killed someone. I'd ask to take the wheel, but... this bus is done for. Now, let's use our nature given limbs and walk to the nearest bar."-Shawn Bjornson



It's 1st of January 13:00, YL just walks on the streets of Stockholm and sees Shawn Bjornson. He is wearing his black T-shirt and cargo pants, but doesn't seem to be affected by the cold. His eyes are red and he smells of cannabis and he holds a bottle of some beer in his hand. He approaches YL and says -"Yo' dude! That was a hell of party yesterday, I loved it very, very much! Wanna joint? I have more! And do ya' like the weather? It's nice and refreshing."
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Sky Reavers are Skyhooked, who have become even drunkier, stronger, more cheerful, more relaxed and with more territories. MT mostly, with some PMT tech. Wanna know more or have a request? It's here: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=505973

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The Vault 87 Super Mutants
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Vault 87 Super Mutants » Tue Jun 15, 2021 7:18 pm

“Egh, humans. Always drinking and smoking and everything else! Makes them even dumber! So annoying, need to go find some mercs to shoot at, before I get a headache.”
-Shephard


YL sees Shephard failing repeatedly to hang a meat bag from a clothesline, before he finally gives up and nails it to the side of a shack.
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Tremulo
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Founded: Feb 02, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tremulo » Wed Jun 16, 2021 3:30 pm

"Ah, don't worry about it. I really couldn't do any better."

You see William Johnson desperately struggling to unlock his Jeep. YL walks over, inserts the key, turns it, and instantly opens the car.
Literally just an average dude, nothing really special.

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CtarlCtarl
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Founded: May 10, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby CtarlCtarl » Wed Jun 16, 2021 3:35 pm

"It's okay, Hinote has trouble with her keys sometimes, too"
HSIM Empress Hinote of CtarlCtarl

YL catches Hinote singing and twerking to some catchy pop song

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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frisco Commonwealth » Wed Jun 16, 2021 3:55 pm

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"... Am I supposed to be impressed? This shit's revolting. Stop with the act and just sing."
~ Sergeant Raymond Browning, Weapons Expert and Frontline Officer of the SAU

YL sees a red flashing police light blaring from the side of a Ferrari Daytona as Detective Leonardo steps outside and stops Pamela Anderson who is touring around San Francisco for a traffic fine... That was until he pulled out his notebook and requests her autograph as a fan of her in Baywatch. However, his superior, Lieutenant Sayoko, intercepted him and stops him by handcuffing him for causing public disturbances as she drags Leonardo away back to the precinct.
Bay Area Commonwealth"Gold in Peace, Iron in War"
Tour Guide | SFPD Personnel | Set in: 1999

San Francisco is the Changing City where tech startups are booming, hipster culture flourish, and the economy is prospering. However poverty and crime is on the rise as San Fran becomes the site of a power struggle between a resurgent Japanese Empire and a rump US in the Midwest after a Soviet Cold War victory. It is up to the effort of the elite if troublesome SAU in keeping the peace in San Fran as conspiracy abounds.
I should have went with Bay Area Commonwealth instead of Frisco Commonwealth looking back. Apologies if I call it San Fran.

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Postby Holy Federation of Stars » Wed Jun 16, 2021 4:07 pm

"Oh my god, you HEATHEN." Kenny slaps the music player to the ground, stopping the music. "You bring SHAME to your entire people by engaging in such disgusting acts." Kenny unholsters a bible like a gun from his right pocket and starts reading from it. "Then the Lord rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah—from the Lord out of the heavens.Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, destroying all those living in the cities—and also the vegetation in the land." He then put the book away and pulled out a large metal cross from his pocket. "You are Sodom. And as is the way of the LORD, I will strike down the wicked and plunge you into the firey pit." He then proceeded to beat Hinote over the head with the cross, yelling at her to repent the entire time.
- Kenny Noel

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AN: Kenny laughs. "Ay, por favor. Liberar a mi hombre! El solo queria un autografo! Puta!" He semi-jokingly yells at the cops in his native language without thought. He recognizes his mistake real quickly when he remembers he's in San Francisco. His face goes pale when he further recognizes that Leonardo was not laughing at his comment. He suddenly starts speaking like a generic Middle-Class American. "Uh... I mean. Good job keeping us safe. Back the blue. Uh... No Habla Espanol?" Kenny gives up and runs away, trying not to face the wrath of either cop, given how he would certainly get his ass beat.




YL goes into a locker room only to see Kenny adorned in a Brutus the Buckeye mascot suit. You can only tell it's Kenny because, while the rest of the suit is on, he has yet to put on the head. Two other men wearing casual wear and kevlar vests painted with Buckeye logos on them are also there. When questioned, Kenny states that he and his former college friends are off to fight a "war" with the Michigan Wolverines. He even shows YL the interior of the Buckeye Head, showing it to be plated with iron.
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We shall march through the storm, Jesus by our side.
In a galaxy where humans were lifeseeded on 12 planets, a federation with a ceremonial religious head of state has united 8 of them. Religious, Ethnic, and Political conflicts are practically an every day thing and the threat of alien invasion has caused paranoia and xenophobia among the population.

Wexas' attempt at FT. No funni powerwank/"sexy" aliens for me.
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Not really for/against Christianity or any political ideology, I just thought the idea was neat.

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