YL catches the AL doing something embarrassing

[Remulia]

"my deepest condolences, Augustus. I'll be there if you need me"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.

YL sees the Kmer sleeping peacefully in her office. That wouldn't be embarrassing if it weren't for YL also seeing Kylie, Kamile's brother, putting things on top of her and painting her horns a squeaky purple.

[Sky Reavers]

"I'd rather paint those horns red, white and blue... but this is fine too. After all, purple is the color of royalty. And Kmer appears to be a heavy sleeper. Or perhaps the paperwork was boring as hell... Either way, lemme' take a photo."-Shawn Bjornson

YL walks, minds own business, when sees, how Shawn on one of his foreign trips just walks along some icy river, humms some metal song and prepares to drink another bottle of scotch whiskey. When he takes a bottle and tries to drink it, he suddenly drops it right into the river.

He couldn't let it go, so he just jumps in and retrieves his booze. Then he climbs out of the river and chugs his booze right from the bottle. Then loudly says: "Whoah! Refreshin'! Now, lets get some more booze! Too bad weed got damp... Oh, I can just munch it!"- After this, he eats the ganja.

[Kiu Ghesik]

"...I have yet to figure out whether this man is too stupid to live or too stoned."

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-F.

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BN: YL finds Ari wearing a greatcoat and holding a cutlass, both of which she bought a week ago for a one-off joke. However, now that the joke is done, she's struggled to find a use for the items- a use she is now filling by trying to sing sea shanties. While she's not doing poorly, per se, she very clearly didn't select her choice of music well, as she's currently struggling through a stanza about how much she misses the pretty girls back ashore and having a difficult time keeping a straight face.

Perhaps she should've just returned the greatcoat and the cutlass.

[Remulia]

"Can i have the greatcoat? Kylie would love the cutlass..also, you sing very well"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.

YL sees Kamile trying to open a jar of pickles. She's struggling with the lid without any success.

[Svenska-Britannia]

"Are you having problems with that? let me help you out.." - Charles Von Roland, Grand Emperor of the United Imperium.






YL sees Charles cleaning and maintaining his service sidearm when all of a sudden a large thud emitted next to YL, Charles immediately snapped up the Sidearm and fired a Gamma Ray Laser Shot at the noise. Missing YL by a meter, YL notices that Charles has a look of a Thousand Yard Stare, an effect of PTSD. Charles then lowers the Sidearm while accidentally revealing his entire left arm filled with Battle Scars.

[Arpent de Neige]

"There are wounds on your body and your heart, but there is perhaps none on your brain. You chose to act on an instinct that was supposed to be trained and to endanger others just because you are afraid. What if it was your wife? Your subordinates? You are lucky it is just me, and I am neither starving nor finding you appetizing. Actually find a therapist."
Andrei Valeryevich Kruchinkin
Shareholder of the Garnet Group, The Order of the Red Night

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YL sees Kruchinkin chewing on chicken bones and crushing them into bits between his teeth because he has been denied fresh blood for the seventh time this month.

[Libertalonia]

"oh god, Why aren't you sharing?!"
-Lilith

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YL sees Lilith chug an entire bottle of spicy alcohol down her throat

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

"Lilith, NEIN--"
*Snatches the bottle of SPICY alcohol away from Lilith*
"Did you see what happened to my husband!? If you drink to much of zis stuff, you will...you have to drink in moderation. You can enjoy it, of course, but please be careful. And...I do not know if you are going through something right now, but if you are, you can always talk to me. I am willing to lend an ear and help you out."
-Queen Marie Victoria Ethel Kehrer

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YL visits Alastair whilst he is fast asleep, snoozing peacefully underneath his blankets. It is before 8 in the morning, so he is hooked up to his dialysis machine, and the lights of his room are off. The beeping of his heart monitor sends a steady, shrill metronome outward, and it pervades the space, slightly annoying but almost relaxing in a way. Alastair looks so tranquil, snuggled up against his daughter's teddy bear and dressed in a Santa hat because he does not want it to be put away. His form almost looks slender beneath his blankets, causing YL to worry about the toll his illness has taken on him.

[Low bloods]

"Perhaps in due time you will recover. One can only say these words and hope for the best.
You are in a state of frailty, and while the people have a wavering opinion of you, your wife stands strongly with you, as does your family.
While a king of corpse does take the souls of others, I do not wish to have your soul. You're too weak. Not Lowbloodian.
But while I try to press onto you that you can only keep pressing on, you must not let yourself fall. There's people out there hoping for your recovery you shouldn't fall backwards.
Perhaps I should let you rest."-Luden, standing right outside the door probably spooking any nurses.

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As Luden walks around the streets he is smacked in the back by a kid who proceeds to call him a monster.

Surprisingly enough Luden turns around and takes a staff from a Lowbloodian smiting store display.
Where he proceeds to lecture the boy about form and how its impolite to strike someone in the back to start a duel. And more so on how to properly start a duel ratger than hitting others

He ends up purchasing the staff for himself and the kid and handing it to YL as a gift, while letting the kid run off. He sighed and rubs his questioning if there's blood.

[Hanoverian Great Britain]

Alexandra of the United Kingdom "Hm, that was quite a scene, wasn't it? Although to be fair, that boy was just a little brat-ish I believe, just like my twin brothers when they were around eight to ten! Anyhow, this is a fine staff, alright!""

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YL walks in on a scene where Alexandra is receiving a very nerdy historical learning session from her closeted geek sister on the history of the British Empire. Aside from a small table where Alexandra writes down her notes and a medium-sized drawing board where her sister writes down her teaching instead, YL is able to see photos of familiar figures from the British Empire era, from the Duke of Wellington to King George III and others.

[Svenska-Britannia]

"Oho? being taught about the history of your nation's past leaders and well known personalities? well i'd say that's just something that is normal for people with curiosity for knowledge...do try and keep up.." - Charles Von Roland, Grand Emperor of the United Imperium.






YL passes by down the long hallways of the Palace, when suddenly Charles [with his pants down] was running past YL at breakneck speeds. Grace is chasing after him with Lustful emotions being released into the air.
Charles would be screaming in fear due to her over-lustfulness.

[Tsarstvo Alyaski]

Tsarina Ilyina Romanova turns to her Czar's Guard patrolling her down the hallway with a look of confusion, perhaps a little disgust
"Forget this place, let's go back to Novyy Tsaritsyn before we come across any more surprises."

YL is in Lukina Mikhailovna's office, within her house whilst she is preoccupied with writing her latest novel. YL catches a glimpse of what she is writing, that being an erotic section to her newest novella.

[Crysuko]

"...well, there is an audience for that sort of thing. as long as it's written well, I see no problem with it" -President Newton

fawning over a basket of kittens who mewl in return, much to her delight.

[Mountainus]

"Awww. Kitties. So cute! Mind if I join you?" - Archibald DeLaffiate, High Lord of Mountainus

To BN:
YL enters Archibald's office in The Royal Palace at 10:00 am, to find it empty. Turning around after hearing snoring, YL finds Archibald fast asleep on the floor near the coffee machine, empty coffee mug in hand. This is not the embarrassing part. In the other hand is an uncapped green permanent marker and on High Lord DeLaffiate face is a drawn mustache and goatee. Archibald seems sound asleep, not aware of the drawing on his face...

[Sky Reavers]

"Ah, he'll just sleep this over! Not a big deal! Wait... he ain't drink. But he ain't poisoned. He is just tired as hell... Being a ruler can be a gruelling work in some countries."-Shawn Bjornson

YL sees Shawn finishing his acting in a porn movie. The filming had finished, and he is glad, that he can leave. He looks very tired and says: "Damn, that was a hell... had to do the proccess all over for fifty times at least, just because lights and cameras were... badly aligned or something. Never again! Next time if they offer this as dare in "Truth or Dare", I'll go with truth."

[Svenska-Britannia]

"OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD MY EYES!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PARTAKE IN THAT?!?!" - Charles Von Roland, Screaming his eyes out and rinsing it with bleach.








YL would enter one of the rooms of the palace to see Charles sleeping in a bathtub of Chocolate Pudding while Grace would Facepalm at the sight of him.

[Low bloods]

"Got em."-Luden would walk to the kitchen and grab a pie, with evil intentions and evil laughter he would he would return to get revenge for his past pie to the face experience.

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Luden is taking baking lessons from the fallen lord, Oni. While doing so both are wearing a frilly apron. He seems determined.

[Northern Ateria]

“Well, this is a sight to behold: Luden and Oni wearing frilly aprons. It may not be a surprise but it is an amusing sight.”
- Her Imperial Majesty the Empress of the New Empire of Northern Ateria, Nemo I

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YL encounters Nemo as her younger self. She’s carrying a baby-sized lipoma (in pieces) extracted from a patient. She looks...proud? But things turn for the worse: she drops the lipoma and the lipoma falls to the floor with a sickening *SPLAT!*, pieces of the fatty, doughy tumour scattered! Now...Nemo is utterly devastated.

“Ann...”

The lipoma’s name is Ann apparently.

[Remulia]

"What a strange name for a lipoma, why didn't you called it "Mr bumps"?"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.

YL sees Kamile and Kylie dressed extravagantly, apparently the carnivals are hours away and the Kmer and her brother do not want to miss it for any reason.

[Libertalonia]

"oh, what nice clothes.. but it's better to wear casual in my opinion"

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Lilith throws a pie in YL's face while drunk

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

*Dodges pie*
"I would really appreciate it if zou woudls't not throw things at me just because zou'rt upset. Go home, Lilith. You're drunk."
-Prince Wilhelm Hamlet Oscar Nathan Kehrer

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YL visits Alastair whilst he is fast asleep, snoozing peacefully underneath his blankets. It is before 8 in the morning, so he is hooked up to his dialysis machine, and the lights of his room are off. The beeping of his heart monitor sends a steady, shrill metronome outward, and it pervades the space, slightly annoying but almost relaxing in a way. Alastair looks so tranquil, snuggled up against his daughter's teddy bear and dressed in a Santa hat because he does not want it to be put away. His form almost looks slender beneath his blankets, causing YL to worry about the toll his illness has taken on him.

[Mountainus]

“This is quite a sorrowful situation.” *turns to the nearest nurse* “Is there anything my people or I can do?” *the nurse shakes her head* “No? Well then...” *turns to Alastair* “Have a nice nap... and get well soon... your people need you. The Santa hat is kind of silly, though.” -Archibald DeLaffiate

To BN:

YL is on a tour of The Royal Palace, and on the tour, YL hears off-key singing coming from the room to the right. Confused, YL peaks into that room, and finds Archibald (still in his pajamas) singing the song Somewhere Over the Rainbow (in an off-key sort of way), while painting what looks to be a much larger than life self-portrait.

[United Australasian Commonwealth]

President Marthinus looks shocked for a bit , Then he starts recording while laughing so hard



YL sees Marthinus chanting the End is Nigh while wearing a sign the End is Nigh over his trademark suit

[Ittonia]

"(Sarcastically)you mean,for your nation?"

YL catches Albrecht Higel shrieking the anthem of the liberal party of Ittonia

[Tsarstvo Alyaski]

"I'm as passionate about my political party as anyone, sir Higel. But, there is something to be said of putting on a façade of modesty and compassion for the other parties of the nation.
Let's hope not to many people of Ittonia hear your... Passion. You should know as well as I do that in politics, things are taken out of proportion."
President Lukina Mikhailovna

YL is invited to the Novyy Tsaritsyn Kremlin, and upon entering a room, sees the Tsarina practicing her archery in a shooting range. Upon scoring a bullseye, she celebrates loudly, jumping up and down shouting "Yes! I've still got it!"