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Miku the Based
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Postby Miku the Based » Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:39 am

Svenska-Britannia wrote:YL sees Grace outside the Palace room stalking Charles while he's in his Military Studies and meanwhile she's wearing VERY REVEALING night clothing...she's also holding what looks to be like Blindfolds and a...Viagra pill.......

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YL sees Miroslavsky sleeping on his wife's lap (again) while she pats his head (again), this time worse than ever because he just sleeps with his eyes fully open while staring straight at YL's direction.

Same thing



YL sees ML publicly speaking on podium but everything from the greeting to the attention is off key (obviously naked as mandated by law, that's not the embarrassing part, the off key part is).
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Polarea
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Postby Polarea » Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:23 pm

"Madam Hatsune? Ma'am are you alright? how do I say this politely, you're speaking very weirdly and annoyingly and it's worrying me," - President Amelie Barnhardt

YL finds Chancellor Liliya Artemova in a bar in central Vladivostok. She seems rather drunk. She's waddled over to the bar piano and oh dear she is playing it worse than YL has ever heard, it is soul-rending. The bartender looks over at his head of government in deep concern.
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Libertalonia
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Postby Libertalonia » Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:31 pm

"What the hell, Liliya! YOU CAN'T PLAY A DRUNK PIANO!"
-Lilith

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YL sees Lilith holding a cat then getting scratched in the face
Libertalonian ships are moving to the pacific to face off against Shinjou aggression, Lilith promises to build a portal to the mulitverse, Eisteria and Shinjou are heading to a state of possible war. Lilith is going out of Alterna to meet chairwoman oomiya of the united socialist federation for her birthday, some see it as a betrayal of Libertalonian values while many others see it as the nation's first step to interdimensional relations and look beyond ideologies
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
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I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol

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Hanoverian Great Britain
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Sun Jan 10, 2021 1:55 am

An unfriendly cat, I see? Well, pity you! Regardless, it is not that hard to get your pet to like you, for you just have to show compassion and love to them, and they'll surely reciprocate"
-Alexandra


YL sees Alexandra excitedly dancing through the hallways on her roller skates while singing loudly to this song. (It is much similar to this scene but without the original actress and walkman and she is roller skating at a much faster pace than in the video.)
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Baizou
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Postby Baizou » Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:06 pm

Hanoverian Great Britain wrote:YL sees Alexandra excitedly dancing through the hallways on her roller skates while singing loudly to this song. (It is much similar to this scene but without the original actress and walkman and she is roller skating at a much faster pace than in the video.)

"Princess Alexandra! Haha, seeing you skate and sing like that makes me want to dance with somebody as well. Not much to do at the palace today, I take it? Or just in need of a break?"

She turns to address Sovereign Haruto.

"Oh, Haruto, I can't help but hope our children do something like this someday!"



YL sees Ambassador Mizushima Miya at, say, an international conference or summit. By some happenstance, she is carrying a small plastic crate, holding it up to her chest, but while she's opening a door and holding the box with one hand, it slips and she twists awkwardly to catch it. At that moment, there's a small tearing sound, and then the sound of rice pouring out of a bag—and you perhaps realize that the breast forms Mizushima is wearing today are made of bags of rice, and she has accidentally punctured one. Mizushima's face is turning bright red, and her expression is somewhere between mortification and bursting into laughter.
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Postby Svenska-Britannia » Mon Jan 11, 2021 2:04 am

Charles would be on the verge of bursting in to laughter, while Grace would take pity at the Ambassador's attempts of making herself "Presentable".







BN: YL sees Charles & Grace participating in a Fencing Match, the both of them seem to be neck-in-neck when all of a sudden. Charles' fencing saber makes a slice in between Grace's clothing. Exposing her 'Assets' to everyone around the room.

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Silver Commonwealth
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Postby Silver Commonwealth » Mon Jan 11, 2021 2:57 am

''Was that supposed to be funny or what? Either way, poor Grace will now have some thirsty dudes which can't keep their primitive instincts in check.''
Supercomputer Tom, viewing it from personal drone's POV


YL sees Tom watching and enjoying kracc bacc's content.
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Zitravgrad
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Postby Zitravgrad » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:11 am

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"Even Tom has been corrupted by memes. This century is doomed to cycle of short-term dopamine seeking through internet culture."

"I am sure this has happened before... or maybe that is just me."

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Not gonna help him working on his meme addiction though


Oy it's been a while. How are you doing? :p

YL sees Feodora, in her limited capacity as a small woman, trying to assert the dominance she does not have by carrying her 6'3", 85 kg husband. His feet do not even leave the ground.
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Postby Libertalonia » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:18 am

"hehe, small woman"
-Lilith

===================================

YL sees Lilith watching top gear and planning to make a car boat
Libertalonian ships are moving to the pacific to face off against Shinjou aggression, Lilith promises to build a portal to the mulitverse, Eisteria and Shinjou are heading to a state of possible war. Lilith is going out of Alterna to meet chairwoman oomiya of the united socialist federation for her birthday, some see it as a betrayal of Libertalonian values while many others see it as the nation's first step to interdimensional relations and look beyond ideologies
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jan 11, 2021 11:45 am

"Nein, what you need to do is turn a taxi into an ambulance...wait, is zis ze American version we are talking about, or ze original? Either way, I think an AmbuTaxi is ze best bet."
-Prince Wilhelm Nathan Oscar Nathan Kehrer

YL overhears Alastair talking in a low, slurred voice to one of his doctors. The doctor is telling him that his rash is mostly cleared, and that he will be feeling better in no time; in response, Alastair whimpers and bows his head. He shudders slightly and grabs fistfuls of his deep garnet blanket for comfort. "Why can't I ge' better?" he mumbles in English, his face so forlorn that he looks like he's about to break.
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Low bloods
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Postby Low bloods » Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:43 pm

"You wanna go out and get a drink, maybe a bite to eat and forget about the problems in the world. Im sure two broken men can only get into such a mess."-Luden




YL walks into a bar where Luden is killing it, and by killing it he is singing into a karaoke machine word for word, what a past time for such a strange person.
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Postby Svenska-Britannia » Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:12 pm

"Well...for someone who looks like straight of of my nightmares, he sings remarkably good..i wonder if he was a singer before his transformation.."
-Charles Von Roland






BN: YL Sees Charles & Grace holding what seems to look like a pregnancy tester, and it shows a positive. The two then squeal in delight at the news before noticing YL in the corner.

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Postby Zitravgrad » Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:22 pm

"Well, now... condolences to the child who is going to be born to this couple."
...
"No, wait. The right word is congratulations, right? Right, I'm... uh... happy for you."

Respectfully yours, with due regards -- His Excellency, Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky
Premier of the United Federation of Zitravgrad, Commander-in-Chief of Zitravgradian Armed Forces, Director of National Law Enforcement Committee
Somehow thought he would get away with "English is not my first language" claim despite speaking perfect English

Repost: YL sees Feodora, in her limited capacity as a small woman, trying to assert the dominance she does not have by carrying her 6'3", 85 kg husband. His feet do not even leave the ground.
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Postby Hamatu » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:01 pm


Repost: YL sees Feodora, in her limited capacity as a small woman, trying to assert the dominance she does not have by carrying her 6'3", 85 kg husband. His feet do not even leave the ground.

"hehe small woman"-iltu the godess of low efort
"Oh My... While I can't say I have much in the way of sympathy for one married to such a man, I do feel a slight stirring of pity for her... That being said, I shall still refrain from helping her in any way, as I have long made it My business not to go anywhere near their realm. Though... actually, now that I think on it fully... I do suppose I could make a quick trip over, if it pleases Me... which it does. Yes, I think I shall very quickly, as if I were the very wind, go to her and, I suppose... pick him up for her? Ah, it matters not, I shall endeavor to help in whatever way I might! Oh, but I have heard it is quite cold this time of year... perhaps I should wear something warmer and less wet?"
-Ilitu, the Great Goddess Who Leads, such a decisive leader that the whole thing was probably over by the time she finally decided to make it over there.


YL somehow sees into Ilitu's dream, where She's with the Divine Twins, who're currently laughing after having pushed Her between the two of them and mocking Her choice in clothing and aesthetic for what has probably been several minutes. Ilitu is currently on the ground, mask of pride entirely gone, very nearly on the verge of tears.
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Postby Baizou » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:32 pm

Hamatu wrote:YL somehow sees into Ilitu's dream, where She's with the Divine Twins, who're currently laughing after having pushed Her between the two of them and mocking Her choice in clothing and aesthetic for what has probably been several minutes. Ilitu is currently on the ground, mask of pride entirely gone, very nearly on the verge of tears.

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Ambassador Mizushima Miya
Miya finds she is dreaming, or at least she thinks she is, about Hamatu's Great Goddess Who Leads. When she sees the described scene, Miya rushes over, forgetting that she (at least thinks she) is dreaming, and firmly intervenes.

"Now see here! You two—how dare you? This is the Great Goddess Who Leads! Is there no respect among deities? Imagine—imagine—imagine well, well imagine if somehow it was you? If it was you who wanted to wear clothes and look a certain way, and everyone told you you couldn't because it looked wrong, because that's not right, because—come this way, Ilitu. You need not provide any more entertainment for these two tormentors."

Miya guides Ilitu away from the Divine Twins, whether by an arm or hand, and walks/swims/whatever-locomotion-is-appropriate-to-the-dream away, just to create some distance. Miya finds herself unable to not think about herself and the way many treated her when she transitioned and began presenting feminine. Maybe she is projecting too much... but she could not bear to watch someone mocked for what they wore.

"Now that you're away from them—how are you, Great Goddess Who Leads? Are you alright? ...Please know this: you may not have my worship, but you do have my respect, one global citizen to another. Come now... why let others bully us out of wearing the clothes that make us happy?"



Premier Fukushima is speaking at a low-key parliamentary committee meeting in an attempt to promote her latest primary education bill to the Marxist and Socialist Party representatives who serve on the committee. YL is among the audience, invited to observe for some reason or other. YL and the audience suddenly notice partway through that Premier Fukushima is veering into seemingly irrelevant rhetoric about "Baizou's rich heritage" and "civic pride" and the "virtues of a free market" that the bill will instill in Baizou's children. As soon as she gets to that last line, she freezes, shuffles her papers, and slightly pinking coughs. "Ah, um, my apologies. That is the speech draft for the next committee. The next committee has Lotus Conservative representatives. The, ah, the education bill will also instill Baizou's children with the virtues of communal economics, forward thinking, and disestablishment."

The committee members raise eyebrows.
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Baizou Herald, 1/2004
House of Windsor to visit, 1st time since decolonization. | Parliament Streamlining Committee announces investigation into itself. | Yuu to give interview at book-signing for White Elephants. | Opinion: Are Baizoan cartoons "anime?"
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Postby Low bloods » Tue Jan 12, 2021 11:58 pm

"I usually title my papers. That helps some. But other than that, I can't help but to feel embarrassed for this embarrassing moments."-Luden buried his face in his palm and chuckles rather silently



YL catches Luden whack a doorframe with his horns, only to back up and crouch at an angle to enter.
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sky Reavers » Wed Jan 13, 2021 4:03 pm

"Yeah... Reminds me of how I often hit my head with doorframes during state visit to Japan. I am rather big guy even in my own country. Those were the times."-Shawn Bjornson

While walking near the hospital, YL reads news, that Shawn was admitted to that hospital due to some rather nasty accident with explosion on the factroy he inspected, where he was knocked unconscious. Everything was quiet, until YL sees Shawn falling out of the 4 store window into the bushes. He gets up and says, that he is alright, and he fell because he was bored and tried to climb out of the hospital but his hand slipped from the cornice. He has some wounds and burns from explosion, but they don't seem to bother him too much.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Jan 13, 2021 4:16 pm

"What z--sir, zou needst to lie back down zis instant and rest! I do not care how well you feel; you need to let your body heal, at least for tonight. Think how licky you are zat you can--zat you can waltz out of here without much pain a day later. Be grateful zou wast not...did...did tou just fall out of a window?"
-Queen Marie Victoria Ethel Kehrer


YL watches two nurses help Alastair walk down the hall of his unit. There are a couple other nurses moving the IV stands still connected to him, as well as the one with his oxygen. Alastair is shuffling along very slowly in slippers Marie gave him for Christmas, as well as hospital-issue socks. YL notes how much slimmer Alastair has gotten since being admitted in July.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.

Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
Foreign Leaders Liiiiicked by Alastair: 12

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The Lordship of Trokondas
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Lordship of Trokondas » Sat Jan 16, 2021 9:45 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:YL watches two nurses help Alastair walk down the hall of his unit. There are a couple other nurses moving the IV stands still connected to him, as well as the one with his oxygen. Alastair is shuffling along very slowly in slippers Marie gave him for Christmas, as well as hospital-issue socks. YL notes how much slimmer Alastair has gotten since being admitted in July.

"Ah, the vice of the Latins never ceases to amuse me- just look, for example, at this... well, I suppose this freak... yah, that one right over there with the two... I know they're probably not concubines, but I really want them to be- ah, but anyway! That invalid, right there, he's just one more example of the pathetic nature of even the Latin monarchs. Why- why, if he were half a man compared to an Rhomanoi, he'd be laying with those not-concubines and his 'wife' rather than wasting away as a charity case! I mean, seriously- does he actually think his family even loves him?! Just- why, just look at him, he's absolutely pathetic! Ah, but what do I know?... I'm only a man, after all."
-Trokondas, Lord of Isauria & King of the Romans, probably even means it all too...


YL sees Lord Trokondas who, having recently mocked some courtier about how their clothes are ugly, and how he could've easily beaten them to within an inch of their life- when he was younger, of course-, is now drunkenly flirting with a servant-girl who, despite clearly being terrified of him, is boldly taking a stand against him when he suddenly tries to slap her face before stumbling over himself and passing out in a pile.
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Baizou
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Postby Baizou » Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:07 am

The Lordship of Trokondas wrote:YL sees Lord Trokondas who, having recently mocked some courtier about how their clothes are ugly, and how he could've easily beaten them to within an inch of their life- when he was younger, of course-, is now drunkenly flirting with a servant-girl who, despite clearly being terrified of him, is boldly taking a stand against him when he suddenly tries to slap her face before stumbling over himself and passing out in a pile.

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Sovereign Oshiro Haruto
"Your Majesty, how dare you treat a woman—how dare you treat anyone like that! Your kingdom is not a piece of property; it is a hallowed responsibility! You should—hahh, he can't even hear me now, can he? Miss, are you alright? Please, forgive my outburst. I... I do not like to yell, and certainly I realize it is not appropriate for me to—to scold a fellow head of state. Yet I also cannot sit idly by when a man of responsibility abuses his power. I see His Majesty has in many respects succumbed to the all-too common temptation of abusing his throne—yet the commonness of the temptation is no excuse for yielding to it. Did not Paul write, 'there hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man?' ...Of course, I suspect an appeal to scripture would not help much anyway. His Christianity and mine are separated by a gulf of nearly eight-hundred years, and I do not think an appeal to Paul would convince him he does not have a divine right to sin."



You're in a bookstore in Baizou's city of Seiyama. There's a lovely cafe built into the store, where you're waiting for your drink. You notice a woman in sunglasses and a hat at one of the cafe tables seems to keep glancing up at a book display in the store proper. The display is for White Elephants and White Lies, written by Princess Consort Yuu; every time someone stops at the display to look at the books, the woman in sunglasses perks up. When someone picks up a book, she sits up straight. And when someone takes a book to purchase it, you see her face break into a smile, which she seems to quickly and almost guiltily hide behind a nondescript book of her own. As you keep watching, you realize why the woman in sunglasses looks familiar—why, that's Princess Consort Yuu herself!
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Premier Fukushima
Ambassador Mizushima
Sovereign Haruto
Princess Consort Yuu
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Postby United Australasian Commonwealth » Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:10 am

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BN : Do Shauna Begin
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Postby Hamatu » Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:13 am

United Australasian Commonwealth wrote:BN : Do Shauna Begin

?
Definitely still Baizou.
skipme/
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Postby Baizou » Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:16 am

United Australasian Commonwealth wrote:BN : Do Shauna Begin

OOC: You mean to say that Shauna Begin, leader of the interregnum Council of Soho, would mortally harm herself in reaction to seeing someone else do something as mildly embarrassing as watch her own book sell?

Additionally, as you have provided no embarrassing scenario for another user's nation's leader to react to, I believe it's safe to say /stillme.

(EDIT: Ah, thanks Hamatu! :hug: )
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Postby Valentine Z » Sun Jan 17, 2021 4:33 am

Baizou wrote:You're in a bookstore in Baizou's city of Seiyama. There's a lovely cafe built into the store, where you're waiting for your drink. You notice a woman in sunglasses and a hat at one of the cafe tables seems to keep glancing up at a book display in the store proper. The display is for White Elephants and White Lies, written by Princess Consort Yuu; every time someone stops at the display to look at the books, the woman in sunglasses perks up. When someone picks up a book, she sits up straight. And when someone takes a book to purchase it, you see her face break into a smile, which she seems to quickly and almost guiltily hide behind a nondescript book of her own. As you keep watching, you realize why the woman in sunglasses looks familiar—why, that's Princess Consort Yuu herself!

Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General ov Valentine Z” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Tristian Marnix Basilisk Lewis Hyatt X. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing: Well, hey! Don't let it get to you too much. ^^ Oh, I didn't mean the ego, because you definitely lack it. Still, please don't be embarrassed by it, either. People loves your book, and it shows, isn't it? I am sure you have all the rights to be proud of your work, and to help with that, I would like to buy a few copies as well. I'm very sure me and the rest of the Valentians will have genuinely experience reading through it.

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Postby Luna Amore » Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:59 am

United Australasian Commonwealth wrote:*Modedit graphic gif*


BN : Do Shauna Begin

It should go without saying that we don't allow posting gifs of an actual suicide.

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