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Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
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Posts: 422
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Wed Feb 26, 2020 3:46 am

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TEMPORARILY USING NSTATS DUE TO LACK OF FACTBOOKS, BUT I'M JUDGING YOU (F7ERS) BY YOUR FACTBOOKS.
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Stanier
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Posts: 388
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Stanier » Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:34 am

Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:AL catches Stephen Kirov breaking some bloke's bone in retaliation to an insult when he was a teenager


"¡Dale! ¡Dale! ¡Con la silla!"
- Saint Lima, The Holy Patron of Stanier


You find Saint Lima doing the less saint-like thing anyone could think of... Playing Liberty City Stories on a PSP that's missing the battery pack cover, and that's being used as a key fob.
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Call me Lima
Kako (Yes, she is her own person inside my head) and I are Jeff Lynne's No. 1 fans.
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016 and it's stuck there 'till I can finish this lore.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, NULL NaN: New plan, minor worldbuilding, focus on the characters, sideline the leader. THE MEAT MUST BE IN THE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS!|Pride Month is stupid and should be reduced to a day. LGBTQ+ and the people who are part of it should be recognized for the shit they take, but a full month is overblown, ridiculous and taken advantage of by corporations for marketing real easy.

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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 191
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:40 am

" Well, that was disturbing.. "

You see Alex Nolyab writing something on a notebook, doing a parody of Death Note
Coryana

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Made by a person who is a fan of Rick and Morty

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United American Commonwealth
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Feb 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby United American Commonwealth » Thu Feb 27, 2020 1:10 pm

You mean you're telling me that there is some weird show out there where people write in a notebook... and you're parodying it? He shrugs I don't see the harm in it.
Leader of Council and President of the United States, Jim Carver





You find Jim Carver and his wife, Lauria Carver, play fighting in the bathroom of a random restaurant. Lauria having a pan and Jim using a broom as a makeshift spear. They're both wearing Civil War Uniforms, Lauria being a Confederate Soldier and Jim being a Union Soldier. Upon seeing YL, they stop and their faces turn red out of embarrassment.
United American Commonwealth

Like the old one, but more authoritarian and dystopian.
No, this isn't 1984. If you want 1984, go to FAN or Khoronzon
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Skyhooked
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Posts: 4107
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Feb 27, 2020 3:17 pm

"Two beers for the winner! Go union! Go confederate! Don't ya' get embarrased, cuz from where I come, we love such games! Come outta the bathroom, there is more place in the hall of restaraunt! I'll provide booze!"-Shawn Bjornson



YL sees this on Youtube. Shawn standing naked in a fountain in Singapore. He drinks scotch right from the bottle and to curb possible dehydration, he also drinks water from fountain. After that, he loudly proclaims, that local authorities can kiss his ass. When the police turns up, he easily escapes them.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Ippolyta the Manreaper
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Posts: 10
Founded: Feb 07, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Ippolyta the Manreaper » Thu Feb 27, 2020 3:22 pm

"Ah, 'tis but an average Saturday for myself! Speaking of which..."

~ Ippolyta the Manreaper, raising a bottle of scotch.



You have arrived at a hotel and are making your way up to your room, when all of a sudden a door nearby slams open. A chicken runs out squawking, followed in short order by Ippolyta herself, wearing nothing but a dressing gown and her signature facemask. She stops and looks at you for a second with a stupid gaze, before falling down flat on her face. Only now do you notice three empty medical syringes sticking out of the back of her neck, just as the strong, piercing smell of industrial ethanol hits your nose from inside her hotel room.
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From the pea-brained turdblossom that brought you Blakullar.
Created mainly for forum tomfoolery. Guard your semechki.

Shenanigans Committed: 23

Based on, and told from the perspective of, this character.

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Stanier
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 388
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Stanier » Thu Feb 27, 2020 3:32 pm

*Coughing heavily, because industrial ethanol ain't exactly light on his lungs even if he's a deity*
"Coño... ¡Vergación...! 'Joda, I'm either throwing un fósforito there for the memes, or I'm calling management..."
*Summons a box of fireworks out of nowhere*
"Seh, el fósforito será"
- San Lima, with a devilish smirk on his face as he ignites the firework and throwing it on Ippo's room before disappearing into thin air


As you make your way through the scene of a house fire, you see Saint Lima cheerily and absent-mindedly dancing with one of the charred corpses. Apparently, no-one but you can see him.
Call me Lima
Kako (Yes, she is her own person inside my head) and I are Jeff Lynne's No. 1 fans.
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016 and it's stuck there 'till I can finish this lore.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, NULL NaN: New plan, minor worldbuilding, focus on the characters, sideline the leader. THE MEAT MUST BE IN THE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS!|Pride Month is stupid and should be reduced to a day. LGBTQ+ and the people who are part of it should be recognized for the shit they take, but a full month is overblown, ridiculous and taken advantage of by corporations for marketing real easy.

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Westras
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Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 19, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Westras » Thu Feb 27, 2020 4:36 pm

"eh? Uhh, I knew I shouldn't have legalized weed." ~ Andrew Volser




You stumble across Andrew sucking on a frozen piece of spaghetti.

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Onfande
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 111
Founded: Nov 06, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Onfande » Thu Feb 27, 2020 4:41 pm

"Hey Andrew, I want to show you somethi-... nevermind, I'll just... I'll... eh... not question what you're doing... maybe later..."

~Prime Minister Alvochav Yvesta


Our Prime Minister slips on a carpet and breaks a part of the floor upon his fall.
[put something here eventually]

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The Biggles Syndicate
Diplomat
 
Posts: 939
Founded: May 18, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:50 pm

"The local repair company can fix the floor, but probably not your dignity"
- The S.P.



You see the Syndicate President playing Snoopy vs the Red Baron on a black PSP at about 3:40 pm on a Saturday afternoon. You occasionally see him pausing to make sure he didn't forget to put in a memory card. He also seems to be quietly complaining quite a lot about the drill machine boss.
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Stanier
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 388
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Stanier » Fri Feb 28, 2020 11:17 pm

*The Holy Patron takes a seat beside the Syndicate President with his own PSP in hand. On Saint Lima's PSP though, Silent Hill: Origins can be spotted in the pause menu*
"¡Epa 'mano! What you playing...? Marico, are you serious...? I know, I know, I shouldn't judge a book by it's cover... You know what? You've got the ISO of that thing? Tit for tat, I give you the ISO of any of the games on my memory stick, and I have that one so I can test it out... You don't approve of custom firmware? Bueno ¿Y a vos que coño te pasa? The only way you can lenghten a PSP's lifespan is by kissing goodbye Sony's stupid-ass firmware! You see..."
- San Lima, moments before going on a full-on rant about why everyone should install CFW on their PSPs and Vitas


As you make your way through the scene of a house fire, you see Saint Lima cheerily and absent-mindedly dancing with one of the charred corpses. Apparently, no-one but you can see him.
Call me Lima
Kako (Yes, she is her own person inside my head) and I are Jeff Lynne's No. 1 fans.
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016 and it's stuck there 'till I can finish this lore.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, NULL NaN: New plan, minor worldbuilding, focus on the characters, sideline the leader. THE MEAT MUST BE IN THE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS!|Pride Month is stupid and should be reduced to a day. LGBTQ+ and the people who are part of it should be recognized for the shit they take, but a full month is overblown, ridiculous and taken advantage of by corporations for marketing real easy.

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Gifftan
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Posts: 16
Founded: Dec 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gifftan » Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:03 pm

"Goodness me! This man is demented! I've never seen such a thing! It's awful!" -King Eric, horrified

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You walk into King Eric's office where he and is wife, Ilsa, are so drunk they can barely stand. The room is full of tobacco smoke and the two are dancing along to a gramophone playing in the corner. On several occasions they manage to trip over their own feet.

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Envoy
 
Posts: 267
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Sun Mar 01, 2020 12:15 am

* The Empereur-Roi simply sits to observe the two monarchs and their drunken stupor from an armchair, trying to see how long it takes for either of them to notice his presence. But even after having a coughing fit from all the smoke in the air they don't seem to notice him, rather tripping over themselves once more.*

"Oh, Ces gens sont des imbéciles..." He laughs for a moment before continuing on with his comment. " I would have thought they would have at least taken some consideration or scheduling when meeting with another monarch of higher rank. But instead, I get to watch these fools embarrass themselves unknowingly. Well then, Your Majesties, I believe I shall be escorting myself out and let you...Finish whatever this is. Also, please start listening to at least some decent music" -Empereur-Roi Matthieu XV walking himself out of the "Royal" office



The Empereur-Roi is found in his study attempting to discern the differences between a counterfeit Imperial Sesturius and an official one. No one has yet had the heart to tell him that neither Sesturii is counterfeit and YL finds the Empereur-Roi in a state of frustration and venting about everything from how he dislikes the policies of the current pope to that one homeless man who defecated in the Imperial and Royal Gardens. All this over a few pieces of currency.
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Note: Many factbooks are in a constant state of WIP or being considered for entire rework or deletion

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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South Acren
Minister
 
Posts: 2082
Founded: Dec 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby South Acren » Sun Mar 01, 2020 12:28 am

"Um....is he always like this? I mean, I've seen saltiness and annoyance towards things, but money? That's a first I'd probably bet not to see again- errr....I mean...lets not put actual money on the bet. On second thought, never mind." -Erik Richter, not really sure how to handle an exasperated Empereur



The BL leader walks into Eriks office, only to find him....cleaning his Assault Rifle? Repeatedly at that. He talks to it like someone would to their baby, which is quite strange. To make matters worse, he's listening to the old 80's music.
"Gott Mit Uns!"
Welcome to South Acren, where we praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. Literally. You want a summary of who we are? Take the Imperium of Man, make it German, and have a strong connection to God and have them wander the multiverse, looking for worlds to explore.
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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 4107
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:17 am

"Just usual stuff, some warriors do make some sort of spiritual bonds with their weapons... Perhaps, Erik wielded this gun for long and made lots of notches on it, each of which tells a story about battles, he fought. Oh, and 80s music is awesome!"-Shawn Bjornson



YL sees Shawn in his room, training with nunchucks. Trying to wield them, he hits a pot with cannabis plant, an expensive vase, and then he hits himself in the forehead. Surprised, he steps back, right on an empty bottle of whiskey, and falls over. He then says: "Guess, I'll stick my shotgun, warclub and combat knife."

Shwan recently iscovered, that despite all his combat experience, he is totally inept with this specific kind of weapon.
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Gifftan
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Dec 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gifftan » Thu Mar 05, 2020 2:06 pm

"What a fool, you shouldn't be flailing that thing about your office like some sort of madman. Hand it to me and I'll show you how it's done."

Upon trying to wield the weapon, King Eric manages to destroy another vase, and manages to break the chain - sending one half of the nunchucks flying through a window.

"Ok, well, perhaps not then..."


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You find King Eric dictating a letter to his secretary. You can't understand what they're saying, but you notice him becoming increasingly angry after having to repeat himself several times. Finally, he grabs her typewriter and throws it on the floor before walking away.

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Dominioan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1042
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dominioan » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:13 pm

"Well, maybe try...not using a typewriter?"
-Emperor Enigma

YL sees Enigma making a cake with an overly complicated oven he built, and it explodes in his face.
Centre-Left something
$ Capitalism $
One year on this site now...help me

Direct rule from Oklahoma City

Social Views: Stop being meanies to people =(
Economic Views: *slightly tilts head to the left*

Cool person

Former Founder of Bluecrown Keep, disbanded region
BOOMER SOONER

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1104
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:46 pm

== BEGIN METADATA ==
TYPE : MESSAGE
AUTHOR: ROOT PROCESSOR 0000.0000.0000.1D2F
NAME : CAKE_FAILURE
== END METADATA ==

== BEGIN COMMUNICATION ==
I expected that a nation of your nature would not require
unhealthy and inefficiently produced sustenance. If you
wish, the Mainframe can replace your utilities and
provide you with a more simple and balanced ration.
== END COMMUNICATION ==


YL sees a drone flying around randomly, banging into various objects before stopping suddenly, when a robotic voice says "Error: Root Processor received incorrect device address. Releasing control."
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 4107
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:25 pm

"To ya', that's "Released control", to me, that means "This thingy can fetch me some beer money." Or maybe make a fine decor for my room."-Shawn says, as he proceeds to snatch the drone.

YL sees, how Shawn eats cat chow, while watching some cartoon, because he has munchies from weed and he is out of popcorn and sweets.
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Greater Victora
Attaché
 
Posts: 79
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Greater Victora » Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:29 pm

*Arcanum deduces that this is a relatively common occurrence and decides that it is best to ignore Shawn for the moment and let him "calm down" from his high undisturbed*
You find Phoenix's First and Second Incarnations arguing at each other for no apparent reason ither than that they dont like each other. Keep in mind that they are literally the same person.
Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
The Victoran "Empire" is a FFT Interstellar Alliance/Federation with a Roman and Gothic aesthetic that is engaged in a Great Crusade against 'the Enemy'. The setting is a horrid combination of 40k and Doctor Who. No, the Empire isn't oppressively imperialist. No, the Empire isn't British nor is it's name referencing Queen Victoria.
NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you (if you must, use stats as an indicator of the "average Civilized World"). With that said, according to this index, the Victoran Empire is a Tier 10, Level 8, Type 9 civilization with a Power Comparator of 3.9
Current Year: 2023 AD
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Ippolyta the Manreaper
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Feb 07, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Ippolyta the Manreaper » Mon Mar 09, 2020 2:29 pm

"You two, shut the fuck up before I come down there and arrange a double date with my fists and your colons! Some of us are trying to sleep here!"

~ a visibly hungover Ippolyta the Manreaper clad in a black bathrobe, bellowing at Phoenix 1 and 2 from a first floor window.



While touring one of the many drinking establishments in Ippolyta's realm, you see a commotion centred in a corner of the main hallway. Surrounded by a crowd of barflies waiting with bated breath, you see Ippo herself and a vicious looking raider circling each other in the impromptu arena. Both are wearing steel saucepans on their heads like helmets. Suddenly a fight bell rings out, and the pair of them charge into each other, their pan helmets crashing with a resonant clang. They knock each other to the ground, and the crowd erupts in a thunderous cheer.
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From the pea-brained turdblossom that brought you Blakullar.
Created mainly for forum tomfoolery. Guard your semechki.

Shenanigans Committed: 23

Based on, and told from the perspective of, this character.

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Kathol Rift
Diplomat
 
Posts: 614
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:25 pm

“That is easily the strangest trial by combat I have ever seen. My turn. Someone grab me a saucepan.”
-Rang Orar


You are walking through the halls at night when you hear a strange sound. You follow it to a hangar, where you find Rang sitting against his Griffin, rocking back and forth, holding a bottle of some alcoholic substance, while sobbing and muttering, “it wasn’t my fault, but I could have gotten there faster, it was my fault, why wasn’t I there faster...”
Just your average modernized Spartan-Viking-Samurai-Mongol with robotic birds and big guns

Male, Caucasian, American, son of a cop, bisexual. Brother Fowles kind of Christian. I dislike both parties, give me healthcare and gun rights, damnit.

As the top of the sig says. Singularity technology and Dominator military by The Pacific Standards. Major Commando insurrection bordering on civil war some minor civil unrest going on, no elite military force in rebellion.

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Kafair
Envoy
 
Posts: 323
Founded: Apr 01, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Kafair » Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:31 pm

"Okay....? I think I might just come back... later? Cool? Cool."

*scampers off*




You silently enter the palace, and then the sultans room, to see the sultan cleaning his personal scimitar while quietly singing and whispering to the sword on his balcony, occasionally stroking the blade lightly.
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"The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood." -Otto von Bismarck, first Chancellor of Germany
"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce." -Karl Marx
"History is written by the victors." -Winston Churchill
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IRL History Buff, More or Less just the Desert, nation is a Theocratic Monarchy, in which the word of the Sultan is law. PMT tech
I SUPPORT THE USE OF SWORDS IN MY MILITARY, DEAL WITH IT
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NS Stats? Dont make me laugh!
NationStates Flag Bracket - 5th place!

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Envoy
 
Posts: 267
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:04 pm

The Empereur-Roi simply looks for a moment before continuing on with the tour through the palace. This event of a man whispering to a sword is only given the remark to himself of..

" Well, that was rather normal for most of the things I've experienced with foreign rulers. Reminds me of myself, just without the whispering part, that was odd, quite odd." -Matthieu XV



You come to the imperial throne room to find the Empereur-Roi sitting on his throne slumped over with a glass of wine in hand, exhausted-looking and attempting to supervise someone(or most likely no one). You then look over to see the Crown Prince of Alpes having to explain to the Courtier that they can make mistakes when practicing how to say the full imperial title and that they won't be executed or exiled to The Pacific Colonies for doing it wrong. This being contradictory to what the Empereur-Roi said(Who has also by this time fallen to sleep on his throne, glass of wine still in hand but much emptier.)
Note: Many factbooks are in a constant state of WIP or being considered for entire rework or deletion

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Nouveau Quebecois
Minister
 
Posts: 2239
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:11 pm

-"Huh, je ne savais pas l'Empereur-Roi eu un temps pour faire la sieste." -
~ Premier Cédric Lésage

YL catches the Premier in an alley-way taking a hit with his presumed "friends".
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Don't associate with Moderators.
Don't trust Moderators.

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