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Destructive Government Economic System
Minister
 
Posts: 3232
Founded: Jun 15, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:25 pm

"I'm going to bribe every single border security guard if that's what it takes to stay away from there."

- Me
"All I wish is to see the world burn."
-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
(By the way, the DGES is a servant to DEAREST LEADER of Psychotic Dictatorships.)
Just your typical guy who wants to have fun. Don't take this nation seriously,
ever.
I DO NOT use NS stats!
Keshiland literally wrote:I would give it a no. A country that lies about how free, or how great, or how humanitarian it is can never be developed. Example, NK lies and says they are democratic and are not, the US lies and says we are free yet we incarcerate millions for a medical plant. See we are basically a larger more populated North Korea.

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Thermodolia
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59509
Founded: Oct 07, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Thermodolia » Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:26 pm

We are fucked fucked fucked fucked
Male, Titoist cultural nationalist, lives somewhere in the Deep South, give me any good Irish, Canadian, or Scottish whiskey and I will be your friend for life. I'm GAY!
I'm agent #69 in the Gaystapo!
>The Sons of Adam: I'd crown myself monarch... cuz why not?
>>Dumb Ideologies: Why not turn yourself into a penguin and build an igloo at the centre of the Earth?
>Xovland: I keep getting ads for printer ink. Sometimes, when you get that feeling down there, you have to look at some steamy printer pictures.
Click for Da Funies
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Ambassadors to the WA:
Ambassador to the GA Jon Æthr
Ambassador to the SC Eve Šanœ

RIP Dya

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The Inkopolitian State
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Sep 04, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Inkopolitian State » Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:26 pm

Syeadeshistania wrote:"hahahahahahahaha lesvbian dictatorship hahahahahahah"

???
/skip
The State of Inkopolitia

Possessing major influence on Earth ever since the end of World War II, Inkopolitia is characterized by being the homeworld of the Inkling and Octoling races, and being an emerging superpower in an ever-polarizing world.

INKOPOLIS TIMES: The Southeast Asian region descends into anarchy as the governments collapse due to economic turmoil, the HZ-01 virus spreads, and the PRC and Indonesia begin bombing major Southeast Asian cities in an effort to quell the virus' spread. | Inkopolitia to shoot down any refugee watercraft coming from Asia-pacific amidst increased fears that HZ-01 could mutate over to Inklings and Octolings | Approval rates of President Artemia: 52%  |
Female. Almost 15. S+ in all Splat2 modes. In love with females

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The Rapture Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 624
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Rapture Republic » Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:28 pm

Thermodolia wrote:We are fucked fucked fucked fucked

”Oh look, a 100% Boomer nation that cannot manage technology well enough to upload some intel about itself to attract tourists.”
-Moi
[|Rapture Tribune|]

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Thermodolia
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59509
Founded: Oct 07, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Thermodolia » Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:31 pm

The Rapture Republic wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:We are fucked fucked fucked fucked

”Oh look, a 100% Boomer nation that cannot manage technology well enough to upload some intel about itself to attract tourists.”
-Moi

Oh joy. A super high tech Libertarian nation. Maybe all the right wing libertarians in the US will move there
Male, Titoist cultural nationalist, lives somewhere in the Deep South, give me any good Irish, Canadian, or Scottish whiskey and I will be your friend for life. I'm GAY!
I'm agent #69 in the Gaystapo!
>The Sons of Adam: I'd crown myself monarch... cuz why not?
>>Dumb Ideologies: Why not turn yourself into a penguin and build an igloo at the centre of the Earth?
>Xovland: I keep getting ads for printer ink. Sometimes, when you get that feeling down there, you have to look at some steamy printer pictures.
Click for Da Funies
Click Here for RP Info Embassy Program
Ambassadors to the WA:
Ambassador to the GA Jon Æthr
Ambassador to the SC Eve Šanœ

RIP Dya

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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10704
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:40 pm

“Whoa... when did our flag change?”
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Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
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Stanier
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 365
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Stanier » Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:25 pm

"Well, now Godular's gonna yeet us out of existence"
- Lima, watching the news of the world's first contact with Godular, and predicting the outcome since Jair Bolsonaro handled it
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2017: The Secretary to the Vice-Presidency, Kofuku Kasei, has been declared missing. Her last known whereabouts are, shockingly, the now-isolated town of Colline Silenziose. Government critics wonder: "What was a low-ranking member of the executive branch doing in a supposedly off-limits area?". Vice-President Barbaro couldn't be reached for comment|2017 opens with three shootouts in Porto Spagnolo, Cittadella di Fidanzata, and Paraiso Perduto respectively.

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Uvoan
Attaché
 
Posts: 88
Founded: Apr 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Uvoan » Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:35 pm

Stanier wrote:"Well, now Godular's gonna yeet us out of existence"
- Lima, watching the news of the world's first contact with Godular, and predicting the outcome since Jair Bolsonaro handled it



"... Timmmeee to add another place to the, 'I might take a vacation there' list...! As long as everything doesn't go too insane..."
-thus, i spoke

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Sacrum Imperium Americanum
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Aug 05, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sacrum Imperium Americanum » Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:41 pm

"Family friendly fascists, Reddit's gonna go wild over this." - Me
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Just some nonsense I made up one night while I was sleep deprived and bored. Magical, Near Future, Romaboo, Monarchist America in the Aftermath of a Mass Super-Empowering Event that lead to the emergence of many Demigod/Superhumans (Think Apocalypse from X-Men) that caused or worsened countless conflicts around the world. T.L.D.R, basically X Men meets Percy Jackson meets the 'America is Rome' meme on crack
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DISCLAIMER: While I do reference IRL figures, groups, and current events this is simply for STORYTELLING PURPOSES and is not intended to convey any sort of political message, predict any future events, or advocate violence against any Real-World persons or groups...... or make any kind of sense if were being honest.

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Kerlodes
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kerlodes » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:03 pm

Sacrum Imperium Americanum wrote:"Family friendly fascists, Reddit's gonna go wild over this." - Me


"Oh no"
Welcome to Shipgirl country.
I am HMS Duke of York, and I must say, thine blood looks delicious, might I say. I need to make thou mine! And mine only!

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Teienshi
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: May 21, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Teienshi » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:04 pm

Kerlodes wrote:
Sacrum Imperium Americanum wrote:"Family friendly fascists, Reddit's gonna go wild over this." - Me


"Oh no"


Azur Lane fans are going to get a kick out of this.
We do not use NS Stats, policies, or otherwise. Plesse only judge us by what is in our factbooks.

A maritime city-state and former British colony located in the Sea of Japan. Notable features include a unique Anglo-Japanese culture, a powerhouse economy driven by banking, tourism and trade, strict laws concerning cleanliness and car ownership, and Swiss-style direct democracy.



Same person as The-Chinese-Federation, though keep in mind they take place in separate continuities.

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Ceranapis
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 60
Founded: May 18, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Ceranapis » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:06 pm

Seems nice enough. I wouldn't mind, though I'm sure China would have a cow about the new islands in the East China Sea.
Everybody works but the VACANT LOT- for the remedy read HENRY GEORGE

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Khoronzon
Attaché
 
Posts: 80
Founded: Jul 31, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Khoronzon » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:07 pm

If Japan is so great how come there isn't a Japan 2- wait, what? There is?

AN: probably the same reaction but with Utah.
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"The capitalists will sell us the knives with which we will sacrifice them to the Abyss." - Emperor Narcissus

Through raging storms of steel and thunder,
The Black March carries on,
As Man's last hopes are dashed under
Its heel as it strides along.
Through endless pain and endless hunger, with endless lives torn asunder,
The Black March carries on.


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PMT/FanT transhumanist theocracy in Northern Eurasia, featuring forbidden gods, socialism with aristocratic characteristics, and MKULTRA on crack, in a magically-uplifted, war-torn world
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Does Khoronzon represent my views?
Nouveau Quebecois did nothing wrong

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Grahnol
Envoy
 
Posts: 233
Founded: May 28, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Grahnol » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:12 pm

Another dictatorship in the world? Are restrictive repressive governments a theme on planet Earth or something?
The Interstellar Domain of Grahnol will take the stars!
An 'English liberal with communitarian and moralist characteristics' and environmentalist.
Death to domineering partisan lines and its influencers, authority-enforced opinion conformism, pro-manipulative demagogue attitudes, and puppetry-playing demagogues.
Death to collectivism, too, especially political, social, and economic collectivism. Communitarianism is not social collectivism.
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0% Communism
FT nation. Nation doesn't reflect my views at all.
Never ever going to use that 'tech tier scales' shit. That's what edgelords use to godmod.

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Gran Toreno
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Feb 08, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Gran Toreno » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:14 pm

Would be quite interesting to visit if it was real

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United Earth Intergalactic Assembly
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Feb 20, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby United Earth Intergalactic Assembly » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:38 pm

Gran Toreno wrote:Would be quite interesting to visit if it was real


We need more democracy in our lives!
A 2 civilization, according to https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
Aperture Science but it's run by the Borg and it spreaded to other galaxies but you can trade and ally with it

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The Ether Corporation
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Oct 05, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Ether Corporation » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:41 pm

“May we have a swift, and painless death at the hands of.....them. The world should not face the ethic violations that these galaxies have committed.....” -Me wishing for a quick death

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Envoy
 
Posts: 266
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:41 pm

“ Wait a second! My neighbors name is Paul not Insert serial number here, and I don’t remember him being a supercomputer” -M

Ninja’d

“So there’s a new bio weapons company on mars. Ok then.”
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I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Stat Oppree
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 12, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Stat Oppree » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:45 pm

I wouldn't mind a napoleonesque type state, it would be dope!
Psst, for all of those nations who have magic/Sci-Fi look at Project Ball Shooter in my factbook.

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New Periapsis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 13, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Periapsis » Tue Oct 08, 2019 7:46 pm

Considering how their factbook isn't that detailed, I'm not too sure.

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Infected Zone 307
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Sep 13, 2014
Anarchy

Postby Infected Zone 307 » Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:45 pm

Their leader is a scientist and their entire government is run by all them educated folks. Partly worried, but also very excited.
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"Syphilis, HIV, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, HPV, warts, Herpes, LGV! Can give you one, two, three or all for free and just for you babe. They don't call me the Infected Zone for nothing and believe me sweet thing after last night I most definitely infected your Zone."

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Envoy
 
Posts: 266
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:22 pm

“ Welp, it’s nuke time. Because I don’t feel like the zombie apocalypse movie that this will be like is a comedy”
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Greater Cosmicium
Attaché
 
Posts: 83
Founded: Mar 29, 2018
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Greater Cosmicium » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:24 pm

"Please remind me what year it is now." - Me
Have you suspected someone is a Federation cyborg? Report them, citizen! The safety of Greater Cosmicium depends on you!
"We finally carried out the elections, and regretted it immediately when the commies won." - Kasren Vereyn, Emperor of Greater Cosmicium
We threw NS stats into the trash, burned the trash can, then fired a planet destroyer for good measure.
IC Year: 72917 N.A. / 1,072,917 C.E. | Tech Level: FFT/FanT

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Synne Industries
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 149
Founded: May 07, 2019
Anarchy

Postby Synne Industries » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:25 pm

Greater Cosmicium wrote:"Please remind me what year it is now." - Me


Matter deletion noises
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Catsfern
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 425
Founded: Mar 09, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Catsfern » Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:31 pm

Oh so a weapon company controls a country now, i'm honestly not surprised.
I use NS stats that applies to everyone no exceptions
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