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Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 3:15 am
by Sensorland
Let's build a story, one event at a time. The rules are simple. You start a sentence with "Fortunately" or "Unfortunately", depending on the previous post.

Example:
Nation 1: Fortunately, they were able to vanquish the monster.
Nation 2: Unfortunately, a bigger monster appeared!


Let's begin:

Fortunately, Bob woke up in a good mood.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:50 am
by Sensorland
Unfortunately, he stubbed his toe when getting out of bed.bump

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:52 am
by The Glass Oasis
Fortunately, the bed was squishy and his toe wasnt injured badly.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:15 am
by Fatatatutti
Unfortunately, he was late for work.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:19 am
by Daarwyrth
Fortunately, his boss was late too, having taken one too many the night before and overslept.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:21 am
by South Acren
Unfortunately his boss was in a bad mood

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:49 pm
by Sensorland
Fortunately, all his boss needed was a little coffee to cheer him up.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:52 pm
by Communist Crimean Republic
Unfortunately, the coffee was laced with cyanide

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 5:59 pm
by Stanier
Fortunately, the one who drank it was an employee who was a total douchebag to him.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:03 pm
by The New Peoples of the Nile
Unfortunately for the boss, Cain, the employee who drank cyanide was Bob.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:10 am
by Sensorland
Fortunately, Bob worked at a hospital and was quickly treated.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:14 am
by Paleoconservative Citizens
Unfortunately, Bob contracted ebola

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:20 am
by The Union of British North America
Fortunately, he was in the test group for the Ebola vaccine.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:23 am
by Valentian Elysium
Unfortunately, the massive group of Karens declaring vaccines cause autism destroyed all the Ebola vaccines

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:53 am
by Sensorland
Fortunately, Bob was born with a mutation that caused genetic resistance to Ebola.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:10 am
by The Glass Oasis
Unfortunately, he also had decreased defenses to many other pathogens

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:12 am
by Valentian Elysium
Fortunately, the pathogens did not infect Bob and instead went to infect someone else

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:14 am
by Kaedijork
Unfortunately, that someone else was his mother

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:16 am
by Balticonia
Fortunately, his mother died before she infected anyone else

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:16 am
by The Glass Oasis
Fortunately, his mother already had a vaccination for 2 of them
ninjad
Unfortunately, she dying infected someone else

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:36 am
by Valentian Elysium
Fortunately, the other person was already vaccinated, so while he was infected, he did not contract the disease

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:12 pm
by Paleoconservative Citizens
Unfortunately, the disease infected Bob

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:18 pm
by Valentian Elysium
Fortunately, Bob was immediately cured thanks to his amazing immune system

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:20 pm
by Mestovakia
Valentian Elysium wrote:Fortunately, Bob was immediately cured thanks to his amazing immune system


Unfortunately his immune system overcompensated and caused medical problems.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:40 pm
by Karamiko
Fortunately, the "overcompensation" only appeared in the form of allergies.