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Bholvaknia
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Founded: Sep 05, 2019
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Postby Bholvaknia » Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:07 pm

unfortunately those Chinese bootleggers are nothing more that Onion Ninjas who are in league with McDonalds for world domination

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UniversalCommons
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Postby UniversalCommons » Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:25 pm

Bholvaknia wrote:unfortunately those Chinese bootleggers are nothing more that Onion Ninjas who are in league with McDonalds for world domination


McDonalds is really not in league with the Onion Ninjas, the Onion Ninjas are pawns of the New World Order which owns all the Fast Food Chains in Every Nation.

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Fondheart
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Postby Fondheart » Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:52 pm

UniversalCommons wrote:
Bholvaknia wrote:unfortunately those Chinese bootleggers are nothing more that Onion Ninjas who are in league with McDonalds for world domination


McDonalds is really not in league with the Onion Ninjas, the Onion Ninjas are pawns of the New World Order which owns all the Fast Food Chains in Every Nation.

Every nation except for North Korea, which for years has been smuggling food into their borders NOT to feed Kim Jong-Un, but to feed Kim KONG-UN! Kim Kong-Un is North Korea's latest superweapon plot to destroy Japan and annex Alaska.

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North German Realm
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Postby North German Realm » Sat Sep 07, 2019 12:14 am

Oh please, North Korea doesn't exist. It's a myth made up by American Conservatives to scare the youth from Socialism.
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Fondheart
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Postby Fondheart » Sat Sep 07, 2019 12:17 am

North German Realm wrote:Oh please, North Korea doesn't exist. It's a myth made up by American Conservatives to scare the youth from Socialism.

Except socialism doesn't exist either. American conservatives made it up because they need something to fear because God never specified who the Anti-Christ is, so they made up a guy and his name is Joseph Stalin.

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Australian rePublic
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Postby Australian rePublic » Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:25 am

Don't be stupid. America doesn't exist. The American Revolution was George Washington's elaborate money laundering operation. The Obamas still launder their money through America today
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Postby Sensorland » Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:22 am

That's impossible. Money laundering doesn't exist; it's just an excuse for police to randomly assault innocent business owners
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North German Realm
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Postby North German Realm » Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:29 am

False. The police and business owners are part of the same clique, and neither can be innocent.

Oh wait, that's not a conspiracy theory
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The Glass Oasis
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Postby The Glass Oasis » Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:31 am

Neither are innocent, but it's actually the IKEA workers that are doing this.
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Postby Haring Bayang Katagalugan » Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:17 am

Oh please....
IKEA workers are just spies of the Swedish Empire to gain information of the nations which they reside on so that they may be able to push forward with their plan to reconquer/reclaim their old territory and soon, the entire planet. Sweden is the real bad guy I tell you
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Australian rePublic
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Postby Australian rePublic » Sat Sep 07, 2019 7:33 am

Actually, IKEA workers are Estonian spies pretending to be Swedes, in order to distract a world looking at Sweden whilst Estonia makes plans. Not for world domination or anything, that's not Estonia's style. But rather, they're plannimg a giant dance party. The reason why they're keeping it secret is to avoid preemptive noise complaints
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Synne Industries
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Postby Synne Industries » Sat Sep 07, 2019 8:53 am

Australian rePublic wrote:Actually, IKEA workers are Estonian spies pretending to be Swedes, in order to distract a world looking at Sweden whilst Estonia makes plans. Not for world domination or anything, that's not Estonia's style. But rather, they're plannimg a giant dance party. The reason why they're keeping it secret is to avoid preemptive noise complaints


You really believe that the Estonians would send their spies into a place as dangerous as an IKEA? If you kept up with current events you would have heard of the Collective IKEA Workers' Hivemind formation. Anyone who steps into an IKEA who hasn't previously worked for the establishment will be ripped apart by the blades and nails of a horde of faceless employees.
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Postby First American Empire » Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:26 am

Synne Industries wrote:
Australian rePublic wrote:Actually, IKEA workers are Estonian spies pretending to be Swedes, in order to distract a world looking at Sweden whilst Estonia makes plans. Not for world domination or anything, that's not Estonia's style. But rather, they're plannimg a giant dance party. The reason why they're keeping it secret is to avoid preemptive noise complaints


You really believe that the Estonians would send their spies into a place as dangerous as an IKEA? If you kept up with current events you would have heard of the Collective IKEA Workers' Hivemind formation. Anyone who steps into an IKEA who hasn't previously worked for the establishment will be ripped apart by the blades and nails of a horde of faceless employees.


This is wrong because IKEA doesn't exist. It's made up by the Danish government to trick people into ordering fake furniture.
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Great Oros
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Postby Great Oros » Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:43 am

First American Empire wrote:This is wrong because IKEA doesn't exist. It's made up by the Danish government to trick people into ordering fake furniture.

Psh, surely you don't really believe that Denmark exists? Obviously it's just a ploy made up by the Swedes to keep fishermen from the Netherlands out of their prime trawling zones.
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Australian rePublic
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Postby Australian rePublic » Sun Sep 08, 2019 5:47 am

Don't be ridiculous. Sweden agreed to temporarily let the Netherlands have the trawling spot in exchange for The Netherlands lending the their "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" DVDs. As the Swedes accidently dropped the DVDs into the ocean during a fishing expedition, they're doing everything in their ability to prevent the Dutch from remembering that the arrangment was temporary
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Postby Neo Kerala » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:38 am

Australian rePublic wrote:Don't be ridiculous. Sweden agreed to temporarily let the Netherlands have the trawling spot in exchange for The Netherlands lending the their "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" DVDs. As the Swedes accidently dropped the DVDs into the ocean during a fishing expedition, they're doing everything in their ability to prevent the Dutch from remembering that the arrangment was temporary

That's just idiotic! Everyone knows India destroyed Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Italy, Hungry Hungary, Turkey and Greece because Norway told them to.

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Dwarf Land4
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Postby Dwarf Land4 » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:41 am

but India wouldn’t do that, as if the world is flat, they wouldn’t be able to see those countries on a proper map as a globe is wrong
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Postby Australian rePublic » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:14 am

But the world isn't flat. It's a traingular prims
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Neo Kerala
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Postby Neo Kerala » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:54 am

Australian rePublic wrote:But the world isn't flat. It's a traingular prims

Liar! The world is the holy moustache of Hungry Hungary in a body of water.

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Trace
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Postby Trace » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:16 pm

Neo Kerala wrote:
Australian rePublic wrote:But the world isn't flat. It's a traingular prims

Liar! The world is the holy moustache of Hungry Hungary in a body of water.

Except that isn't water. The oceans are actually made up of the tears of God because humanity has proven to be a massive disappointment.

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Postby Strahcoin » Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:14 pm

Trace wrote:
Neo Kerala wrote:Liar! The world is the holy moustache of Hungry Hungary in a body of water.

Except that isn't water. The oceans are actually made up of the tears of God because humanity has proven to be a massive disappointment.

Oh, come on...
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Postby Bluelight-R006 » Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:19 pm

Strahcoin wrote:
Trace wrote:Except that isn't water. The oceans are actually made up of the tears of God because humanity has proven to be a massive disappointment.

Oh, come on...
The concept of tears is clearly an illusion colluded by the EU government and computer scammers so we would cry, sleep less well, pay more taxes, forget we paid them, and get scammed by scammers pretending to be tax collectors.

:rofl: The EU Government? You still believe in that 1980 organization that has now moved to Mars to start a civilisation? Oh please, who you’re paying attention to is clearly our new leader... what’s his name again?
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Postby Kasa Tkoth Sphere » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:12 pm

Implying the world has a single coherent leader and isn't commanded by the chaos wizards' psychic egregore? Come on.
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Trace
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Postby Trace » Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:15 pm

Kasa Tkoth Sphere wrote:Implying the world has a single coherent leader and isn't commanded by the chaos wizards' psychic egregore? Come on.

Except the chaos wizard is just a puppet of Nyarlathotep, who is using the mage to carry out a plot to destroy NationStates using anime and cat memes.
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Postby Great Mojave » Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:19 pm

Psh, you believe in mages? Even the simplest of minds know that they were a lie invented by Michelle Obama to make your school lunches absolute shit.
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