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Godular
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Postby Godular » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:10 am

Your conclusion is flawed, sir/ma'am/committee/psychometric amalgamation. Everybody knows that Jews did Nibiru, and that it will destroy Earth long before any such trends can come to pass.
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Bahamian Caicos
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Founded: May 21, 2015
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Postby Bahamian Caicos » Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:44 pm

Actually, Nibiru is a large spacecraft like the Death Star from Star Wars, but they have no giant laser. They want to share their knowledge with us, but the Illuminati has been keeping them at bay, because knowledge is power and they want to keep us in the dark.

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North German Realm
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Postby North German Realm » Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:23 pm

Uh, no. The Illuminati is fighting the molemen under the ground. That's the Secret Society of Supervillains you're talking about.
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The Irkens
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Postby The Irkens » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:12 pm

Incorrect, there is no Illuminati and the only moleman that exists is our Lord and savior the THE UNDERMINER, who is beneath us but nothing is beneath him!
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Necunda
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Postby Necunda » Fri Sep 06, 2019 4:41 am

The Irkens wrote:Incorrect, there is no Illuminati and the only moleman that exists is our Lord and savior the THE UNDERMINER, who is beneath us but nothing is beneath him!


The Core People are actually beneath him and they are the ones causing all the earthquakes
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Australian rePublic
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Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Sep 06, 2019 4:59 am

Don't be ridiculous. The core don't live underground, they live on the ocean. I mean, who else stole all the jibs? I certainly didn't take them, and they didn't disappear into thin air
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Balticonia
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Postby Balticonia » Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:03 am

Australian rePublic wrote:Don't be ridiculous. The core don't live underground, they live on the ocean. I mean, who else stole all the jibs? I certainly didn't take them, and they didn't disappear into thin air

That's not possible, because the oceans are just a conspiracy made of by Germany before the World Wars to make the Americans feel too far away to join!
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The Glass Oasis
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Postby The Glass Oasis » Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:08 am

Nonsense, land nowadays is an illusion made by the Neo-Atlantean Kingdom to make us not used to the inevitable oceans that will consume us all.
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Evil Dictators Happyland
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Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:11 am

You must be horribly mistaken, the Neo-Atlantean Kingdom is a front for the Mafia. You've got it reversed: land is real, water is the illusion.
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And to add my US$0.02: This is fucking stupid.

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Australian rePublic
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Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:16 am

Oh come on? You believe in that mafia mumbo jumbo? Everyone knows the mafia is a fabricated distraction from the oppression of the government, of whom they are in bed with
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Balticonia
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Postby Balticonia » Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:01 am

Australian rePublic wrote:Oh come on? You believe in that mafia mumbo jumbo? Everyone knows the mafia is a fabricated distraction from the oppression of the government, of whom they are in bed with

But that can't be. Government doesn't exist anymore. It was overthrown by Martian invaders last century and they just make it look like nothing changed so we don't suspect anything.
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Sensorland
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Founded: Jun 30, 2013
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Postby Sensorland » Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:08 am

Martian invaders? How absurd! Mars was destroyed years ago by the FBI.
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Catsfern
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Postby Catsfern » Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:14 am

Really now, we all know the fbi is just an Illuminati cover, they have better things to deal with like killing the raid area 51 Facebook group
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Balticonia
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Postby Balticonia » Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:17 am

Catsfern wrote:Really now, we all know the fbi is just an Illuminati cover, they have better things to deal with like killing the raid area 51 Facebook group.

But the raid area 51 group is literally just a distraction so the whole army guards Area 51 while they raid the capitol building
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Evil Dictators Happyland
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Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:17 am

Catsfern wrote:Really now, we all know the fbi is just an Illuminati cover, they have better things to deal with like killing the raid area 51 Facebook group.

Come on man, everyone knows that the FBI was made up by the Area 51 raiders themselves so that more people would join them because of the forbidden fruit effect.
IC name is "The United Socialist States of America". It is best described as "North Korea if its propaganda were true", down to the presence of an immortal, quasi-divine leader.
NS stats are mostly canon. The above description was derived from them.
Factbooks are quite messy, don't use them.
Political compass: -6.38 economic, -3.64 social (social democrat), will retake every few months.
Agnostic apatheist. Faith is by no means a bad thing, it's just not for me.

Reploid Productions wrote:Two pages in... and everybody is pretty much agreeing that "This is fucking stupid!"? Dear gods, NSG agreeing on something?! I SPOTTED A UNICORN!!

And to add my US$0.02: This is fucking stupid.

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
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Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:04 pm

You people are ridiculous. You assume that Balticonia was refering to the USA government, when in reality, he/she was refering to the Swiss government
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Sensorland
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Postby Sensorland » Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:21 pm

That can't be. I have it on very good authority that Balticonia is a front for the Finnish mafia.
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Australian rePublic
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Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:49 pm

You mean Greek mafia?
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Synne Industries
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Founded: May 07, 2019
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Postby Synne Industries » Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:52 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:You mean Greek mafia?


What do you mean "mafia", all organized crime is just puppeteered by the international law-enforcement superstate so they can get more foreign aid.
Imagine the Ancap meme, then add a touch of fanatic nationalism.
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First American Empire
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Postby First American Empire » Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:08 pm

Synne Industries wrote:
Australian rePublic wrote:You mean Greek mafia?


What do you mean "mafia", all organized crime is just puppeteered by the international law-enforcement superstate so they can get more foreign aid.


What foreign aid? All "foreign aid" money is actually being used by the British to build a giant gold statue of the Queen.
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Australian rePublic
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Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:39 pm

No, no, no. The queen's too old. They're building a statue Charles, the next king. Also, not gold, platinum
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Alpes a Septentrionali imperium
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Postby Alpes a Septentrionali imperium » Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:42 pm

Charles? He died in 1989. The British government just decided to create a hologram of him until the person they are actually building the statue for, Prince William is ready to become king.
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Bholvaknia
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Founded: Sep 05, 2019
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Postby Bholvaknia » Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:48 pm

You fool, William was replaced by a clone years ago at the hand of our supreme rulers Google.

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Rykil
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Founded: Jan 18, 2017
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Postby Rykil » Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:51 pm

Google is just a cover for a completely unrelated operation, which would make it the most unsuspected cover for it. The government is actually creating diseases and then earning profits from the vaccines!
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Fondheart
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Founded: May 08, 2018
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Postby Fondheart » Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:00 pm

Rykil wrote:Google is just a cover for a completely unrelated operation, which would make it the most unsuspected cover for it. The government is actually creating diseases and then earning profits from the vaccines!

Except the "completely unrelated operation" you're referring to is Capstone: The pinnacle of entertainment software, which went bankrupt. Since doing so, the Chinese bootleggers had to step in and take over the Real Life Simulator game, and are using vaccines as pay-to-win content for defeating diseases.

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