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Westras
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Postby Westras » Thu Mar 05, 2020 4:23 pm

No that is incorrect, the government really has our brains on a moon base in order to use them to create mushy pink food to feed to the space demons in order to spare our planet.

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Thu Mar 05, 2020 4:27 pm

Why would the space demons want to destroy the planet when two of the space demons, KILLary Clinton and Obama Whateverhislastnameis, are secretly controlling the world from the shadows?
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Westras
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Postby Westras » Thu Mar 05, 2020 4:28 pm

The Cosmic Mainframe wrote:Why would the space demons want to destroy the planet when two of the space demons, KILLary Clinton and Obama Whateverhislastnameis, are secretly controlling the world from the shadows?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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Agarntrop
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Postby Agarntrop » Thu Mar 05, 2020 4:31 pm

The Cosmic Mainframe wrote:Why would the space demons want to destroy the planet when two of the space demons, KILLary Clinton and Obama Whateverhislastnameis, are secretly controlling the world from the shadows?

How can the Clintons and Obamas secretly properly control the world when they themselves are being secretly controlled by the illuminati, George Soros, and reptillians?
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Westras
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Postby Westras » Thu Mar 05, 2020 4:35 pm

Agarntrop wrote:
The Cosmic Mainframe wrote:Why would the space demons want to destroy the planet when two of the space demons, KILLary Clinton and Obama Whateverhislastnameis, are secretly controlling the world from the shadows?

How can the Clintons and Obamas secretly properly control the world when they themselves are being secretly controlled by the illuminati, George Soros, and reptillians?

OMG my BRAIN

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Trace
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trace » Thu Mar 05, 2020 4:40 pm

Agarntrop wrote:
The Cosmic Mainframe wrote:Why would the space demons want to destroy the planet when two of the space demons, KILLary Clinton and Obama Whateverhislastnameis, are secretly controlling the world from the shadows?

How can the Clintons and Obamas secretly properly control the world when they themselves are being secretly controlled by the illuminati, George Soros, and reptillians?

Because all three of them are actually being controlled by... THE DEEP STATE.

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Cameroi
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Postby Cameroi » Thu Mar 05, 2020 4:42 pm

nothing is being controlled by anything that knows how to operate it safely or responsibly.
eventually they will kill themselves this way, or go away in frustration.
something resembling ourselves, may or may not still be here when they do.
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Australian rePublic
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Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Mar 05, 2020 4:48 pm

Don't be silly. Our controllers do know how to operate us safely. They just choose not to
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Westras
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Postby Westras » Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:07 pm

Actually they are forced to, as they are slaves of the child of god and the devil.

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:11 pm

That makes no sense, why would God and the Devil procreate? You must have him confused with Tsirhc Susej, the amalgamation of Jesus's darker sides from sometime between his twelfth and final resurrections.
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Postby UniversalCommons » Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:47 pm

God and the devil are merely figments of the greater order that is the multiverse which is rooted in the world fig tree where the great spaghetti cthulhu monster of doom plans the annhilation of all existing realities, but gets distracted by CNN and Coronavirus.

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Westras
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Postby Westras » Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:49 pm

WRONG! He gets distracted by the annoying buzz of a phone as multiple people complain that the destruction is not a good time for thei schedule and would rather it get pushed back a week.

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Postby Gladesville » Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:24 pm

But what is anyone without Snom? EVERYONE IS MADE UP OF SNOMS
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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:45 am

What are snoms made of? Answer: They're made up of atoms, which are made up of elementary particles, which are made up of tiny werewolves! That's right: all of our constituent parts will turn into monstrous killing machines when exposed to the full moon, hence why the Moon is EVIL!
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Kathol Rift
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Postby Kathol Rift » Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:48 am

The moon cannot be evil, it is the home of the benevolent aliens who gave us civilization!
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Superbunny
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Postby Superbunny » Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:53 am

The aliens can't exist, civilization is a myth!
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Gladesville
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Postby Gladesville » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:24 pm

SO ARE ALIENS!!!!
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Lincolnite States
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Postby Lincolnite States » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:46 pm

But aliens are real! The coronavirus made them in a laboratory on Mars!

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Nogodia
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Postby Nogodia » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:47 pm

Lincolnite States wrote:But aliens are real! The coronavirus made them in a laboratory on Mars!

But Mars doesn't exist, it's a ploy by NASA for funding!
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Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:49 pm

Nogodia wrote:
Lincolnite States wrote:But aliens are real! The coronavirus made them in a laboratory on Mars!

But Mars doesn't exist, it's a ploy by NASA for funding!

No, that's Venus
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Tarvelia
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Postby Tarvelia » Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:19 pm

Venus does indeed exist, but its actually a hollow space station operated my an ancient alien civilization to spy on humans.
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Radiatia
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Postby Radiatia » Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:43 pm

Actually they're not spying on humans, they're spying on dung beetles, who have secretly been running society from behind the scenes for centuries.

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Final Universal Order
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Anarchy

Postby Final Universal Order » Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:49 pm

Radiatia wrote:Actually they're not spying on humans, they're spying on dung beetles, who have secretly been running society from behind the scenes for centuries.


Wrong, the dung nettles do not run everything. The collective consciousness controls the dung beetles.

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Tarvelia
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Postby Tarvelia » Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:11 pm

The collective consciousness does not control the dung beetles, but the mole crickets.
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GLBT
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby GLBT » Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:23 pm

Mole crickets are a lie concocted by the Vatican in order to establish their financial dominance over sports gambling.

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