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Cupofchar
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Founded: Sep 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Cupofchar » Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:51 am

donald trump told us that and as we know he is a replicant made and programmed in North Korea tht is fake news.

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Antityranicals
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Founded: May 18, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Antityranicals » Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:11 pm

Oh, come on now, North Korea doesn't exist. LBJ made it up as a justification for continuing the Vietnam War.
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Ard al Islam
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Founded: Apr 14, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Ard al Islam » Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:14 pm

North Korea does exist, but only because of South, West, and East Korea.
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Yomaira
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Founded: Nov 26, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Yomaira » Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:16 pm

Antityranicals wrote:Oh, come on now, North Korea doesn't exist. LBJ made it up as a justification for continuing the Vietnam War.


Seriously? The Vietnam war was faked just to get Lyndon B. Johnson out of office, and the Kennedy Assassination was planned by the FBI!
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Atlantarctica
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Founded: Dec 16, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Atlantarctica » Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:27 pm

Kennedy was never assassinated! It was a coverup so that the Lizards (aka LBJ) could come into power and take over America!
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Antityranicals
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Postby Antityranicals » Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:21 pm

Yeah, sure, LBJ was a lizard, but what is it with y'all and thinking lizards are in charge? Cows are to cowboys as lizards are to... the South Vietnamese. Their most ingenious ploy was tricking us into believing they lost the Vietnam War. They actually won it the day Kennedy was assassinated. All the Americans LBJ sent to Vietnam who never came back were actually enslaved by the South Vietnamese, and LBJ knew it all along. But, as always, he was subservient to his South Vietnamese overlords...
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Strahcoin
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Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Tue Dec 17, 2019 7:44 pm

Antityranicals wrote:Yeah, sure, LBJ was a lizard, but what is it with y'all and thinking lizards are in charge? Cows are to cowboys as lizards are to... the South Vietnamese. Their most ingenious ploy was tricking us into believing they lost the Vietnam War. They actually won it the day Kennedy was assassinated. All the Americans LBJ sent to Vietnam who never came back were actually enslaved by the South Vietnamese, and LBJ knew it all along. But, as always, he was subservient to his South Vietnamese overlords...

Don't be ridiculous.

It was actually an attempt to cover up LBJ's affinity for Tetris music. Since Tetris's invention since 2037 A.D., the Soviet Union implanted subversive propaganda music into it in 1492 A.D. in order to convince Americans that mathematics is boring and useless. This has only worked on LBJ, who was physically weakened following Kennedy's "assassination" (which we all know for a fact is actually Russian collusion). The Americans, realizing this, were about to throw used tissues and toilet paper into LBJ's mouth in order to "wake him up" from this subversive music, but LBJ was able to decisively distract them from this ultimately critical issue by talking about something boring and useless, such as the "Vietnam War" and its armistice in 1909 B.C.
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Deacarsia
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Debunk a conspiracy theory (with another one)

Postby Deacarsia » Tue Dec 17, 2019 7:51 pm

Utter nonsense! L.B.J. and the Russians are just a distraction. The world is controlled by a cabal of Jewish lizard bankers and the Nazi Illuminati corporations, who try to prevent the mole-men from revealing the Truth about the moon landing, flat earth, and Time Cube.
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Boring People
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Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Thu Dec 19, 2019 6:09 pm

Corporations and banks are just fictitious fronts that don't even really exist. They're all just fronts for New Zealand sheep rustlers!

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Pangurstan
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Founded: Aug 20, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Pangurstan » Thu Dec 19, 2019 6:11 pm

Boring People wrote:Corporations and banks are just fictitious fronts that don't even really exist. They're all just fronts for New Zealand sheep rustlers!

New zealand doesn’t exist. It’s an excuse to have a US military base off of Australia!
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Antityranicals
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Founded: May 18, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Antityranicals » Sat Dec 21, 2019 10:21 am

It seems you have bought the propaganda which geography classes have filled your head with. Don't you realize that the entire world is Australia, and that the oceans are just big Australian lakes? The only reason we haven't realized it yet is because all of the Kangaroos in this part of Australia are currently being kept in Area 51. There is, therefore, no "off of Australia." With that, I rest my case with a: "G'day, mate!"
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Compass: Right: 9.94, Libertarian: -5.84
Catholic Libertarian. Gov't has no authority, all authority is from God. God grants us free will, gov't should not infringe upon it. Legislating morality is wrong. Only exception is protecting rights to life, liberty, and property. Abortion is killing an infant, one of the few things gov't should prevent. Pro-Trump, he's been an effective weapon against real enemies of freedom: The Left, but I wish he were more for free trade, more against deficits. Unrestrained capitalism is a great thing; it does wonders for standards of living of everyone, especially the poor.
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Guaylandia
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Founded: Dec 17, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Guaylandia » Sat Dec 21, 2019 10:34 am

Antityranicals wrote:It seems you have bought the propaganda which geography classes have filled your head with. Don't you realize that the entire world is Australia, and that the oceans are just big Australian lakes? The only reason we haven't realized it yet is because all of the Kangaroos in this part of Australia are currently being kept in Area 51. There is, therefore, no "off of Australia." With that, I rest my case with a: "G'day, mate!"


That's just an excuse created by the LIZARD PEOPLE in the Commonwealth trying to take over the planet! They want you to believe that the Queen of England LIZARDS already owns America!
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- IC posts earlier than May 2020 are retconned.
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Qhevak
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Posts: 64
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Qhevak » Sat Dec 21, 2019 11:21 am

Lizard People don't exist - the idea of aliens was made up by the NWO as part of the plot to make people think the Earth isn't concave.
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The Aziran Islands
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Posts: 27
Founded: Jun 05, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Aziran Islands » Sat Dec 21, 2019 4:30 pm

But the NWO itself doesn't exist, it was made up by the government of Ohio to distract us from the truth, that they secretly pull the strings in global affairs. It's all part of a 180-year old plan to destroy Michigan in retaliation for the Toledo War.

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Guaylandia
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Founded: Dec 17, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Guaylandia » Sat Dec 21, 2019 4:39 pm

Actually Michigan still controls the Toledo Strip and they pull the strings of world government to hide the secret experiments they run there by making you think it belongs to Ohio.
The Cosmic Mainframe's original nation, now used for everything related to gameplay and the World Assembly.
Lore TL;DR: Essentially, it's a world union with the government of Switzerland and the economy of Revolutionary Catalonia.
All About Me
- Socialist Android Officer for The DankLeft Commune
- Author of Issue #1356 "The Silicon Curtain"
- Card farmer with Bytes
- Unlike TCM, this nation DOES represent my real views (mostly).
- Canon is relative.
- IC posts earlier than May 2020 are retconned.
- Heavily WIP since said retcon.
- Guaylandia is an IC name but it's only used by nerds. Most people just call this nation "the Confederation."

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Antityranicals
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Posts: 2471
Founded: May 18, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Antityranicals » Sat Dec 21, 2019 7:49 pm

Do y'all seriously think Indiana is innocent in all of this? Indiana has been secretly aggravating the conflict between Michigan and Ohio by holding on to Toledo while making Ohio think Michigan controls it, and Michigan think Ohio controls it. Once this conflict develops into WWIII, Indiana will be left as the sole superpower!
Compass: Right: 9.94, Libertarian: -5.84
Catholic Libertarian. Gov't has no authority, all authority is from God. God grants us free will, gov't should not infringe upon it. Legislating morality is wrong. Only exception is protecting rights to life, liberty, and property. Abortion is killing an infant, one of the few things gov't should prevent. Pro-Trump, he's been an effective weapon against real enemies of freedom: The Left, but I wish he were more for free trade, more against deficits. Unrestrained capitalism is a great thing; it does wonders for standards of living of everyone, especially the poor.
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SquareDisc City
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Founded: Jul 02, 2004
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby SquareDisc City » Sat Dec 21, 2019 8:13 pm

That's not possible, because Max Brooks and the Illuminati are plotting to make it not World War Three but World War Z.
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Christo Pax
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Founded: Oct 20, 2016
Corporate Bordello

Postby Christo Pax » Sat Dec 21, 2019 8:15 pm

Zombies don't exist. They are holograms, much like the moon.
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Qhevak
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Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Qhevak » Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:05 am

The Moon's not a Hologram, it's actually Satan, who inflated himself to giant size to get people to come to him.
Semi-Hard SF Mutualist Anarchotransbaseline association of Oort cloud space habitats - basically all of these ideologies living together. Does not use NS stats.

Tier 9, Level 0, Type 7 on this index.
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Rossialand
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Founded: Dec 04, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Rossialand » Sun Dec 22, 2019 6:04 am

It's not Satan because the moon is a giant spacecraft made by the CIA to spy us.
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Sotoa United
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Founded: Dec 20, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sotoa United » Sun Dec 22, 2019 6:10 am

Rossialand wrote:It's not Satan because the moon is a giant spacecraft made by the CIA to spy us.



But the CIA is really a machination of the Black Lizard Planet!

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Corporoat
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Founded: Sep 24, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Corporoat » Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:38 pm

For the last time, it's not the lizards! Haven't you noticed that all the world leaders throughout history have claws and 6 legs? You might not have because the Crab People have mind control that affect almost every human alive. They do it using a sedative chemical known as dihydrogen monoxide, which they trick us into thinking is critical for survival by giving it strong withdrawal effects. The crabs' powers can't affect me because I stopped drinking their poison 6 years ago.

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Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
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Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:42 pm

Crabs? Crab poison? What are you talking about? It's Stalin's ghost messing with the world! Do you see how world leaders don't have mustaches? Stalin's ghost just stole them!
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Strahcoin
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Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:59 pm

Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:Crabs? Crab poison? What are you talking about? It's Stalin's ghost messing with the world! Do you see how world leaders don't have mustaches? Stalin's ghost just stole them!

Stop spreading such blatantly false propaganda.

Mustaches are a social construct! People only have mustaches WHEN THEY WANT TO HAVE MUSTACHES!!
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
Happy Independence Day!

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Boring People
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Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:11 pm

No, bro! Mustaches don’t even really exist! Everyone’s been hallucinating them since a medieval magician convinced everyone by way of black magic that they’re there when they’re not! He did it so that he could distract people while he was robbing a blacksmith!

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