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Corporoat
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Founded: Sep 24, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Corporoat » Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:33 pm

If money isn't real, then how does the Shadow Government pay for all those mind-control devices?

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:51 pm

Elon Musk supplies them for free
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Israeli Totalitariat
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Ex-Nation

Postby Israeli Totalitariat » Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:57 pm

Elon Musk does supply them but not for free because he works for Mossad.
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Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
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Ex-Nation

Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:02 pm

Elon Musk? Ah yes, enslaved Mossad guy. His real name isn't Elon Musk, since he's a lizard.
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Corporoat
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Founded: Sep 24, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Corporoat » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:08 pm

Lizard people are a slave race controlled by the Isopod people to trick theorists into thinking they've uncovered the full truth.

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The Glass Oasis
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Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:58 pm

The Isopods are themselves a slave race though, by the Pterosaurs that went into hiding far before to snatch them up!
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Australian rePublic
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:29 am

The Isopods aren't slaves. It's just that a significant proportion of them are paid servants
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Ubekibekibekibekistanstan
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ubekibekibekibekistanstan » Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:11 am

Isopods aren't paid servants … because they actually run the world from a secret vault hidden in the Statue of Liberty.

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First American Empire
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Libertarian Police State

Postby First American Empire » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:43 am

Ubekibekibekibekistanstan wrote:Isopods aren't paid servants … because they actually run the world from a secret vault hidden in the Statue of Liberty.


The Statue of Liberty is actually home to a massive supercomputer that rules the world.
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Blanjiland
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Blanjiland » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:44 am

Statue of Liberty? I think you mean the Statue of COMMUNISM! It’s obvious Stalin never died, but instead he infiltrated and established his position in the deep state! Open your eyes before the commies conquer America!
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Balticonia
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Balticonia » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:48 am

Blanjiland wrote:Statue of Liberty? I think you mean the Statue of COMMUNISM! It’s obvious Stalin never died, but instead he infiltrated and established his position in the deep state! Open your eyes before the commies conquer America!

Of course Stalin never died! He was never born! He never existed!
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Wine-loving Chimps
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Wine-loving Chimps » Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:25 pm

Ridiculous. We all know Stalin was actually the front man for Micky Mouse's reign of terror.
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Last Choicia
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Founded: Aug 08, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Last Choicia » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:02 pm

Mickey Mouse? You mean that Hypnotic sleeper agent symbol that the Army paid Walt Disney to create in the 1920s in case of another war like WWI? If it weren't for the Manhattan Project, they would have used it against the Axis during WWII. The Army stands poised to activate Operation Mouse at any minute, turning 96.9% of Americans into mindless killbots in case of open hostilities with Russia, China, Iran, or Burkina Faso.

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Australian rePublic
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:09 pm

Walt Disney ain't his real name. His real name Carlton Riberno. Walt Disney is just an alias
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Sensorland
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Founded: Jun 30, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sensorland » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:41 am

Walt Disney is the real deal, all right. He's also been secretly controlling the US, Canadian, and Indonesian governments since 1957.
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Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
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Ex-Nation

Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:46 am

Indonesia doesn't have a government, you dingus, it's run by gopnik teens!
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Strahcoin
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Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:49 pm

Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:Indonesia doesn't have a government, you dingus, it's run by gopnik teens!

NO! Have you not even traveled there? Those teens are clearly selfless intellectuals who know that life begins at conception.
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Holdac
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Founded: Aug 16, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Holdac » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:01 pm

teens are a myth made to sell more antidepressants
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Sensorland
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sensorland » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:36 pm

Antidepressants? Those aren't real, everyone knows depressed people can just cheer up.
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Aeprelh
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Founded: Sep 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Aeprelh » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:38 pm

Sensorland wrote:Antidepressants? Those aren't real, everyone knows depressed people can just cheer up.

There's no such thing as cheering up, we only cheer down.

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Sakkwato
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Founded: Aug 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sakkwato » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:38 pm

Yet they won't, because the governments control our minds, and the pharmaceuticals bought the government
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Aeprelh
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Founded: Sep 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Aeprelh » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:39 pm

Sakkwato wrote:Yet they won't, because the governments control our minds, and the pharmaceuticals bought the government

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Agarntrop
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Agarntrop » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:42 pm

But the pharmaceuticals can't buy the government, as both are run by the Judeo-Islamic Illuminati world order!
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Aeprelh
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Ex-Nation

Postby Aeprelh » Tue Sep 17, 2019 3:45 pm

Agarntrop wrote:But the pharmaceuticals can't buy the government, as both are run by the Judeo-Islamic Illuminati world order!

But there are no Jews, so it's just the Islamic Illuminati World Order.

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Sakkwato
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sakkwato » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:10 pm

Aeprelh wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:But the pharmaceuticals can't buy the government, as both are run by the Judeo-Islamic Illuminati world order!

But there are no Jews, so it's just the Islamic Illuminati World Order.

Led by Barack Hussein Obama.
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