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Trace
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Posts: 24
Founded: Jan 01, 2018
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Trace » Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:05 am

Great Mojave wrote:Psh, you believe in mages? Even the simplest of minds know that they were a lie invented by Michelle Obama to make your school lunches absolute shit.

Except the food is not absolute shit. It's worse than shit. Michelle Obama is smuggling vaccines into school foods to forcibly vaccinate our kids, and giving them autism and gay and liberalism in the process!

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Sensorland
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Founded: Jun 30, 2013
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Sensorland » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:01 am

You believe in Michelle Obama, still? She's obviously a hologram controlled by the Irish.
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Pilipinas and Malaya
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Posts: 413
Founded: Jun 23, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Pilipinas and Malaya » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:10 am

Holograms? Hah, TVs don’t exist, they’re just magic boxes.
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Grenartia
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Founded: Feb 14, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:17 am

Pilipinas and Malaya wrote:Holograms? Hah, TVs don’t exist, they’re just magic boxes.


Lol, imagine thinking boxes are real. They're just a lie made up by globeheads to sell globes.
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The Osean-Belkan Alliance
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Posts: 9
Founded: Jul 18, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Osean-Belkan Alliance » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:18 am

LIES! MAGIC BOXES ARE NOTHING BUT BELKAN SCIENCE! THEY WERE MADE TO ADVANCE THE FOKKE-WULF FW190!
The Osean and Belkan Alliance.
"Osea, Belka, now united as one."
A world where Belka fell into a civil war after the Belkan War, Osea and Belka unite as one nation and one alliance, and no they aren't scheming, they recover from a war against Erusea.


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Balticonia
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Founded: Oct 11, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Balticonia » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:19 am

Sensorland wrote:That can't be. I have it on very good authority that Balticonia is a front for the Finnish mafia.

How'd you know? Well, I'm busted now

AN: It can't be. Magic boxes do exist! I saw one yesterday. It took me back in time!
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ImperialRussia
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Posts: 107
Founded: May 16, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby ImperialRussia » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:23 am

A lot of bio weapons were used in the Cold War and later disposed some where else

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The Glass Oasis
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Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:13 am

That cant be true! It was nuclear, and the heat made it no longer cold!
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo (FFR), 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation! Self declared pioneer. the isnt always capital!
Year: 2569 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

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shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha
I like slime rancher, WHY ARE THERE BASICALLY NO SLIME RANCHER NATIONS, IVE SEEN so MANY KSP NATIONS.. sry for sig rant

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Balticonia
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Founded: Oct 11, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Balticonia » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:50 am

ImperialRussia wrote:A lot of bio weapons were used in the Cold War and later disposed some where else

You did not follow the instructions
The Glass Oasis wrote:That cant be true! It was nuclear, and the heat made it no longer cold!

Voided because of previous nation

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Experienced roleplayer from Lezra, an alternate world. Former WA Delegate. Very detailed history.
Current roleplay year: 1818
Slightly outdated national factbook
The Great Austrontan Wars, my best factbook
Kings of Balticonia

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Strahcoin
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Posts: 230
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Free-Market Paradise

Postby Strahcoin » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:19 pm

Balticonia wrote:
Sensorland wrote:That can't be. I have it on very good authority that Balticonia is a front for the Finnish mafia.

How'd you know? Well, I'm busted now

AN: It can't be. Magic boxes do exist! I saw one yesterday. It took me back in time!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

You still think time exists? Naw, it's just an illusion colluded between smiley face stickers and environmentalist water boots to make everyone think that the Republic of Strahcoin doesn't actually exist.
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Arachkya
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Posts: 46
Founded: Sep 05, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Arachkya » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:22 pm

We are all just a reality soup.

And the ratings are AWFUL. :D
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Chan Island
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Posts: 3831
Founded: Nov 26, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Chan Island » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:38 pm

Oh come on, people still believe that ridiculous twaddle?

The cosmic ratings of our reality performance are AMAZING! :lol2:
Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:43 pm

What you forgot to consider is that cosmic ratings are a distraction created by Lativia, of all countries, in order to distract people whilst Latvians break into everyone's houses and steal their wafers. Every house will have exactly one wafer stolen, and given to houses without wafers, including to houses of diabetics and gluten intolerant
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Blanjiland
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Posts: 42
Founded: Sep 30, 2015
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Blanjiland » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:53 pm

Bold of you to assume the Latvians are the real masterminds behind this global break-in scheme; it's so obviously the Belgians. I mean, when's the last time you saw a Belgian that didn't have an unusually large stash of wafers, waffles and chocolate? Soon enough Belgium will control Big Waffle, and we will be forced to submit to their will if we ever want to have a delicious breakfast again.
An Oligarchic state where the ultra-rich govern a nation of entrepreneurs and innovators. Just as corrupt, hedonistic and materialistic as you think, despite its progressive policies and emphasis on quality of life.

Factbook: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=bla ... id=1190410

Over 25 corporations slammed in major international lawsuit | Death Penalty for suicide overturned, “[The Law] seemed kind of silly” Lower Parliament says | Blanji-Keepan Border opened rendered Visa-Free | Man from inner-city Amsterdam fishes from balcony, catches fish | Blanji Man steals 57 cats in broad daylight


OMG KSP 2 WAS ANNOUNCED https://youtu.be/P_nj6wW6Gsc AAAAAAAAAAA

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:57 pm

You seem to have confused Belgium with the Netherlands. You see Estonia created Austin Powers to make everyone think that the Dutch are evil, when in reality, it's actually the Estonians
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Why stylised as "rePublic"
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Trace
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Founded: Jan 01, 2018
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Trace » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:43 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:You seem to have confused Belgium with the Netherlands. You see Estonia created Austin Powers to make everyone think that the Dutch are evil, when in reality, it's actually the Estonians

All of that is actually true, but that's not how you spell "Ethiopia." The Ethiopians are still seeking revenge on the Dutch for kicking their butts in the Olympic Weed-Blazing Championship.

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:15 pm

Now you're just being silly. Etheopia doesn't have time to steal wafers, they're too buymsy trying to emerge victorious against Eretria in the game of Twister. The entire resource base of both nations is dedicated to this cause
Disclaimer: In-Character posts are NOT a reflection of the real world Australian government, any government departments, or any Australian states or territories. I have no authority over real world government decisions. This nation does not reflect my views, as I am trying to unlock banners
From Sydney, NSW. From Greek ancestry. Orthodox Christian. Date of Birth: 1 October 1995
Why stylised as "rePublic"
16 Published Issues and 1 WA resolution
Please sign my petition to help me achieve justice (real life)
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The Glass Oasis
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Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Sat Sep 14, 2019 12:11 am

Twister? That's not right, it was chessboxing!
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo (FFR), 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation! Self declared pioneer. the isnt always capital!
Year: 2569 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha
I like slime rancher, WHY ARE THERE BASICALLY NO SLIME RANCHER NATIONS, IVE SEEN so MANY KSP NATIONS.. sry for sig rant

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Scientificum
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Posts: 1448
Founded: Jan 28, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scientificum » Sat Sep 14, 2019 12:12 am

Hey, thats a funny way to spell 6D underwater Mexican backgammon... on the Moon!
The Corporate Federation of Scientificum
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The world goes down the drain (mainly due to object show characters existing) and GD Corp profits off of other peoples misery. They become the most powerful company in the world and decides that having corporatocracies were cool. Scientificum is one of them.

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Raider Clans
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: Jun 08, 2019
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Raider Clans » Sat Sep 14, 2019 12:17 am

The Moon isn't real, it's actually a Soviet base for spying on God-fearing, red-blooded Americans!
Use the preview button you apes!

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Australian rePublic
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Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Sat Sep 14, 2019 4:20 am

Don't be silly. The moon was a hologram created by the Ancient Egyptians, nobody had bothered to turn it off when the Greeks had conquered Egypt, and now, after millenia, it's left on to avoid raising suspicions
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Disclaimer: In-Character posts are NOT a reflection of the real world Australian government, any government departments, or any Australian states or territories. I have no authority over real world government decisions. This nation does not reflect my views, as I am trying to unlock banners
From Sydney, NSW. From Greek ancestry. Orthodox Christian. Date of Birth: 1 October 1995
Why stylised as "rePublic"
16 Published Issues and 1 WA resolution
Please sign my petition to help me achieve justice (real life)
Issue Ideas You Can Steal

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Arachkya
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Posts: 46
Founded: Sep 05, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Arachkya » Sat Sep 14, 2019 4:37 am

No, the moon was made by a senile cooper with old ropes and wood oil in Hamburg.
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Arachkya Nation News:
Good news has come yet again to the people of Arachkya with the arrest of 82 vermin high priestesses, who will be executed as soon as possible, live on public TV.

-Your country needs you, so do your part, or be relocated-


viewtopic.php?f=6&t=471736

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First American Empire
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Posts: 772
Founded: Mar 12, 2019
Libertarian Police State

Postby First American Empire » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:21 am

Arachkya wrote:No, the moon was made by a senile cooper with old ropes and wood oil in Hamburg.


That's no moon. He made a space station.
The American Empire is a socially progressive and strongly anti-nationalist absolute monarchy ruled by the heirs of Emperor Norton.

Formerly Second Empire of America.

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Korwin
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Oct 03, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Korwin » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:26 am

No! The Moon is an astral projection on the inside of the concave earth.
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10937
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:40 am

Korwin wrote:No! The Moon is an astral projection on the inside of the concave earth.

That's what "they" want you to think.

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