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Babalabuska
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Posts: 19
Founded: Feb 01, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Babalabuska » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:16 pm

Aurelia Dellamorte is very fond of saying "ara ara"


What even is "ara ara". I've been seeing it all over the place and I have no idea what it's supposed to be.

/Ninja'd

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Azur Deutschland
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Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Azur Deutschland » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:20 pm

Babalabuska wrote:snip

This isn't the sig thread.

/skipme
/still Saperetia
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United Communal Burrow Republics
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Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby United Communal Burrow Republics » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:29 pm

The first traces of human life date back to the year -50.000 on the island of Wolfonia, the biggest island of the international zone in the Wolfonia region.


Ah yes, as opposed to the Island of Catlandia, in the Catlandia Region.

Also why didn't you just use BCE? Negative years sounds weird XD
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(What if I wrote out summaries on all 250 Nations of the UCBR, and the 1750 Councilmembers+LOStERIA)
I'm a girl from the United States, and a member of LGBTQ+
No, I don't hate the United States, or the people who live there. I know, surprising right?
My nation's views are partially in line with my own, though far from entirely.
NS stats are Non-Canon.
I am Anti-Soviet and Anti-Stalinist, and typically Anti-Marxist. Sorry my Comrades in the crowd, your communism is pretty bad tbh.
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Saperetia
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Posts: 152
Founded: Apr 14, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Saperetia » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:31 pm

United Communal Burrow Republics wrote:
The first traces of human life date back to the year -50.000 on the island of Wolfonia, the biggest island of the international zone in the Wolfonia region.


Ah yes, as opposed to the Island of Catlandia, in the Catlandia Region.

Also why didn't you just use BCE? Negative years sounds weird XD

I... I Genuently forgot i had a jesus in my history....

/skipme

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Leskya
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Posts: 146
Founded: Jan 05, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Leskya » Wed Mar 03, 2021 1:13 pm

The UCBR High Council has a total of 1750 voting members, with both High and Elder councils wielding equal power in most votes, but in the case that a decision cannot reach a majority of 60% or more, secondary votes are held between the Elder Council exclusively.

Oddly undemocratic for what I expected of the UCBR, but I'm quite interested in how you used the leader factbook template to represent a collective body. Don't think I've seen that here before.
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Posadist-Communalists
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Founded: Jan 07, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Posadist-Communalists » Wed Mar 03, 2021 1:17 pm

Communes in Leskya (Esperanto: komunumo, pl. komunumoj) encompass a broad socio-cultural political structure and a network of microsystems present across Leskya. They are the fundamental structure of Leskya, and are ontologically involved in all aspects of life.

Definitely the way forward.
And Esperanto, the best Romance language.
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Antitheist, Vegan, Posthumanist, Communalist, Xenophillic, Demiplatonic Xenepanillian Warwickshirean-Silesian Human.
Solidarity for EZLN and Rojava
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This nation, despite it's many eccentricities and "memey" feel, is completely unironic.
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United Communal Burrow Republics
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Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby United Communal Burrow Republics » Wed Mar 03, 2021 1:18 pm

Leskya wrote:
The UCBR High Council has a total of 1750 voting members, with both High and Elder councils wielding equal power in most votes, but in the case that a decision cannot reach a majority of 60% or more, secondary votes are held between the Elder Council exclusively.

Oddly undemocratic for what I expected of the UCBR, but I'm quite interested in how you used the leader factbook template to represent a collective body. Don't think I've seen that here before.


Hey, it's hard to get almost 2k rabbits to compromise if it's a difficult case. Much easier to get 250 old farts to sit down and make the decision because they're technically in charge.

/skipme
For Those Who Ask Why The UCBR Hates Monarchy
And For Those Who Wonder Why We Do Not Consider 'Good' Monarchs Exempt
Reclaim The Color Purple From Disgusting Monarchs Today!
(What if I wrote out summaries on all 250 Nations of the UCBR, and the 1750 Councilmembers+LOStERIA)
I'm a girl from the United States, and a member of LGBTQ+
No, I don't hate the United States, or the people who live there. I know, surprising right?
My nation's views are partially in line with my own, though far from entirely.
NS stats are Non-Canon.
I am Anti-Soviet and Anti-Stalinist, and typically Anti-Marxist. Sorry my Comrades in the crowd, your communism is pretty bad tbh.
THE UCBR, SOVEREIGN HOME OF THE RULZEA, SEEKERS OF EQUALITY FOR ALL.
HAIL THE ALLFATHER

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Patrimonium Sancti Decombius
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Founded: Feb 05, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Patrimonium Sancti Decombius » Wed Mar 03, 2021 1:27 pm

Posadist-Communalists wrote:
Communes in Leskya (Esperanto: komunumo, pl. komunumoj) encompass a broad socio-cultural political structure and a network of microsystems present across Leskya. They are the fundamental structure of Leskya, and are ontologically involved in all aspects of life.

Definitely the way forward.
And Esperanto, the best Romance language.


I briefly looked at their factbooks and they only appear to have 1 that isn't copypasted/memepic. So:

Every human is pansexual, mixed race, atheist and vegan.


I feel like most attempted utopian socialist nations should have this, but only some do.
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National Capitalist United States
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Posts: 522
Founded: Dec 07, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby National Capitalist United States » Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:03 pm

I am sorry for the failures of the past. I am sorry that such a tyrant as the one towering before you was accepted and welcomed into society with open arms.

Democrats and leftists before going on 10 tweet rant about Trump, circa 2021
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Cosmic Unity Church
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Posts: 25
Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Cosmic Unity Church » Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:08 pm

The millions of hard-working, strong, and conservative Patriotic American Capitalists defend the nation against communism, anarchism, progressivism and globalism, aswell as making it great.


Why keep all the great things from getting in?
PT pseudo religious death cult.
Totally not an Aztec-Viking mashup with esoteric nihilism thrown in.




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Las Palmeras
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Posts: 3271
Founded: Jun 15, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Las Palmeras » Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:11 pm

The cerimonial staff and the sailor's helmet are common sights in the battlefield.


Nice macuahuitl bro.
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The Holy Britainnian Empire
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Posts: 34
Founded: Dec 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Holy Britainnian Empire » Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:15 pm

Get your stinking paws off me you DAMN DIRTY APE!

Planet of the Apes reference FTW
A nation chronicling the fate of the world after the end of Code Geass. Despite the name, the British Isles are not part of the Empire (see the history factbook for more information).

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Cavirfi
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Posts: 255
Founded: Feb 28, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cavirfi » Wed Mar 03, 2021 4:37 pm

The Holy Britainnian Empire wrote:
Get your stinking paws off me you DAMN DIRTY APE!

Planet of the Apes reference FTW

>During the colonial age, Britainnia began to colonize various parts of the New World, including what is now known as the Americas.

Ah yes, this never happened before in some other universe, this definitely never happened in The Milky Way
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Credesia
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Posts: 30
Founded: Jan 03, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Credesia » Wed Mar 03, 2021 6:52 pm

Cavirfi wrote:
The Holy Britainnian Empire wrote:Planet of the Apes reference FTW

>During the colonial age, Britainnia began to colonize various parts of the New World, including what is now known as the Americas.

Ah yes, this never happened before in some other universe, this definitely never happened in The Milky Way

but the country has hope for a STRONK defense force.

don't we all

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Waisnor
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Posts: 250
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Waisnor » Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:06 pm

1462: King Eoin the Christian dies without a clear line of succession between his two sons

Previous kings were pagans, if he was called Christian?
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81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

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Credesia
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Founded: Jan 03, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Credesia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 4:37 am

Waisnor wrote:1462: King Eoin the Christian dies without a clear line of succession between his two sons

Previous kings were pagans, if he was called Christian?

King Eoin the Christian was a King who tried to establish Christianity as the predominant religion, tried to reform the state from a semi-feudal state to an absolute monarchy akin to France, but there were prior kings before him that were Christian but to save face many of them either nominally called themselves worshippers of Arethon OR outright converted to the old faith.

/skip

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Terre Bretagne
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Founded: Sep 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Terre Bretagne » Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:24 am

Waisnor wrote:e

Waisnorian television and especially WBC channels have a reputation for being pretty weird TV channels where all kinds of ******** happens.

History Channel wants to know your location
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Cosmic Unity Church
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Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Cosmic Unity Church » Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:04 am

the LSS (Spanish and Portugish: CSL), is a Marxist-Dzugashvilist organisation of 11 lands in Middle- and Southamerica.


This is the US's worst nightmare made true.
PT pseudo religious death cult.
Totally not an Aztec-Viking mashup with esoteric nihilism thrown in.




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"When the people are being beaten with a stick they're not much happier if it is called the people's stick"~Mikhail Bakunin

"Orthodoxy is the ability to say two and two make five when faith requires it" ~Orwell

"The most violent element in society is ignorance." ~Emma Goldman

"Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge."~Carl Sagan

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Caleonia
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Founded: Mar 16, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Caleonia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:41 am

Their most striking feature is perhaps their proto-nihilist philosophy that stems from their religion which revolves around death and the belief that life is only a temporary descent from the heavens that is meant to allow the Man to let his hidden emotions and primal nature run unchained.

What

BN: Try not to use just the main factbook or the military thing, as the former has been heavily used and the latter is somewhat outdated and I need to fix it.
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The NationStates country of motorsports, with a dash of Hatsune Miku to back it up. Can’t just use one selling point, you know? Also the IC flag is just pink instead of a driver. Also, Happy 3rd Birthday to Caleon!
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Waisnor
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Founded: Aug 03, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Waisnor » Thu Mar 04, 2021 7:41 am

Guy #3: “The only reason why we have a government is so that the rest of the world doesn’t consider us an anarchy.”

That definitely sounds fun)
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

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Credesia
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Founded: Jan 03, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Credesia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:01 am

Waisnor wrote:Guy #3: “The only reason why we have a government is so that the rest of the world doesn’t consider us an anarchy.”

That definitely sounds fun)

The most common religion in Waisnor is Christianity.
congrats if you were in our region I would actually allow you to trade with us.

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Nacrad
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Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:23 am

We have no armoured cars or tenders for to show
Nacrad, Briefly
International News: Nacrad remains freest nation in East Asia | Tokyo Police: PRC likely behind cyberattacks on Japan of 2018
Domestic News: 21/04/2021 (WED) | Swimming pools close in Taichung as drought continues | Conservative MP questions if UNHCR will repay dues owed during the Vietnamese Refugee Crisis, and Burmese Refugee Crisis alike | Oswain teen missing after hiking trip near Sharp Peak | Sanfung River Reservoir, which feeds the PRDM, drops below 25% water level | Riverfort 28/26°C | Amoy 28/25°C | Taipei 24/21°C
Storms: SURIGAE begins weakening, now a S.T.

Yes, totally just a military exercise, relax...

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National Capitalist United States
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Founded: Dec 07, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby National Capitalist United States » Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:30 am

The Government is currently looking into expanding the high-tech industry, like computer parts, software, etc, and electric cars, in order to further boost its economy, and recover from the economic downturn brought about by Wuhan Pneumonia.
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Caleonia
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Posts: 682
Founded: Mar 16, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Caleonia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:31 am

Also, the claims about the country being horrible are FAKE NEWS!1!1!!!!!.


The 1s.. that got me.
Caleon Sports-Daily: Buddy Bowman puts Sonoma on Doomsday watch by stealing the win from a dominant J.D. Hamlin... again...

The NationStates country of motorsports, with a dash of Hatsune Miku to back it up. Can’t just use one selling point, you know? Also the IC flag is just pink instead of a driver. Also, Happy 3rd Birthday to Caleon!
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Credesia
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Founded: Jan 03, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Credesia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:33 am

Caleonia wrote:
Also, the claims about the country being horrible are FAKE NEWS!1!1!!!!!.


The 1s.. that got me.

your superweapon I keep posting about just makes me laugh because of how cool yet expensive it would be

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