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Terre Bretagne
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Founded: Sep 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Terre Bretagne » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:07 pm

Whether or not the religion is real or a total pipe dream

When you think about it, aren't all religions the result of consuming copious amounts of hallucinogens
♔ | ♔ | ♔ KINGRIC of ENGLAND | ♦ | Land of the EUROPISH BOUND ♔ | ♔ | ♔
Terra Britania back at it again. This time we're PMT in a fucked up 1980s based on Mental Omega. NS stats blasted by a prism tank.
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But if you close your eyes | politic | Peace Through Power | trip | Current flag waifu: Libra, from Mental Omega; feat. Kiu's TBball | foehn gay

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Airceltria
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Posts: 168
Founded: Feb 16, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Airceltria » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:09 pm

I believe you can see it as well as anyone with half a brain could—crig is coming


Might be because I'm seriously tired but that line cracked me up.

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CBG-Palisade
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Posts: 46
Founded: Jan 29, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby CBG-Palisade » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:12 pm

now with the hormones of a teenager flooding her

Man, I wish I got fuckin wild parties out of puberty.
All I got was mild acne and an intense self-loathing.
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 ◑ THE CONFEDERACY IS DEAD - LONG LIVE THE CONFEDERACY ◐ 

Say to me no more Apollo...SoonLine Go UpNeed to finish thisNew nation, who dis?
Sacha's done, let's go-
reach doomer music when?
vaspelia wrote: this nation is wip and raw as fuck, please don't look at it yet

don't mind me, just vibin to filk over here

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Cavirfi
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Posts: 255
Founded: Feb 28, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cavirfi » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:18 pm

CBG-Palisade wrote:
now with the hormones of a teenager flooding her

Man, I wish I got fuckin wild parties out of puberty.
All I got was mild acne and an intense self-loathing.

We're almost certain you won't enjoy your stay. No one does.

Imagine, if you were based on North Korea, saying that would get you killed.
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Waisnor
Envoy
 
Posts: 250
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Waisnor » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:22 pm

Suddenly, Cavirfi had a wave of refugees escaping some conflict, or something, I dunno.

Your overview factbook is interesting, I should say)
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

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Airceltria
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Posts: 168
Founded: Feb 16, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Airceltria » Wed Mar 03, 2021 1:53 am

Rumors of a violent cult spread throughout New York, so Matthew decided to investigate it. But it turns out that this "cult" really wasn't what it seemed to be...


Now I'm curious on what this "cult" really is.

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Svenska-Britannia
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Posts: 649
Founded: May 29, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Svenska-Britannia » Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:19 am

For Maleficism isn't just a religion with ritualistic practices and beliefs, it is a way of life for most believers.


Oh so like Buddhism?
Svenska-Britannia: A semi-democratic global united empire and its democratic colonial commonwealths with one goal in mind: Unity

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An [8.6 Power Number] civilization, according to this index.


Member of: C.U.S.P, M.C.A


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News: Tensions are escalating between Svenska-Britannia and the Islamic Republic of Iran over the latest batch of Hydrogen Bomb testing.

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Caribbean Confederation
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Posts: 147
Founded: Feb 09, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Caribbean Confederation » Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:29 am

Instatement of the 'Bhutan Colonial Commonwealth', Bhutanese Civil Rights are Recognized

Considering Bhutan's status as one of the handful of states that were never colonised... Yikes
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Airceltria
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Posts: 168
Founded: Feb 16, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Airceltria » Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:36 am

Svenska-Britannia wrote:
For Maleficism isn't just a religion with ritualistic practices and beliefs, it is a way of life for most believers.


Oh so like Buddhism?


In a way yes but also Hinduism when you look at the gods. I also was inspired by Tibet and Bhutan for my nation.

Caribbean Confederation wrote:Instatement of the 'Bhutan Colonial Commonwealth', Bhutanese Civil Rights are Recognized

Considering Bhutan's status as one of the handful of states that were never colonised... Yikes


After the Treaty of Gettysburg, the United States was forced to formally recognise the sovereignty of the Confederate States of America within the borders of its states and territories except for the New Mexico Territory, and to cease its blockade on the Confederate ports.


The same reaction we had when we found out the North lost the civil war.

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Cosmic Unity Church
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Posts: 25
Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Cosmic Unity Church » Wed Mar 03, 2021 3:04 am

Under the Mystice et Temporalibus, both religious and temporal authorities wield actual political power, albeit within officially separate institutions. Religious and secular officials might work side by side, each responsible to different bureaucracies.


This would make for a good duality of powers or state within the state situation.
PT pseudo religious death cult.
Totally not an Aztec-Viking mashup with esoteric nihilism thrown in.




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"When the people are being beaten with a stick they're not much happier if it is called the people's stick"~Mikhail Bakunin

"Orthodoxy is the ability to say two and two make five when faith requires it" ~Orwell

"The most violent element in society is ignorance." ~Emma Goldman

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National Capitalist United States
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Posts: 522
Founded: Dec 07, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby National Capitalist United States » Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:07 am

The highest class on the highly rigid but loosely defined Cosmic hierarchy are the Necro-Priests, a very closed and elitist class. The Necro-Priests status is hereditary and ascribed certain privileges to its holders, such as the right to wear particularly fine garments and consume luxury goods, as well as to own land and direct corvée labor by commoners

Getting to be one of them is probably as rare as a Dodo Bird
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Zeloria
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Posts: 149
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Zeloria » Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:13 am

They're inmates fighting in stadiums for their lives.


Did they bring back gladiator-arenas? How many people actually go there to see other people die in an arena?

We are a FT space federation, that uses the vastness of space, and our advanced technology, to create a post-scarcity economy, with robots and dinosaurs. The closest equivalent to our nation is the Culture, and the Sophons. The nation takes place in an a universe that was devastated by a nano-machine swarm 500 years ago.

NS-stats are not used.

Has a puppet


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National Capitalist United States
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Posts: 522
Founded: Dec 07, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby National Capitalist United States » Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:15 am

Zeloria wrote:
They're inmates fighting in stadiums for their lives.


Did they bring back gladiator-arenas? How many people actually go there to see other people die in an arena?

1)An issue removed my use of prisons, and the outcome of it said something like that
2)Quite a lot, hell it made my gambling industry jump.
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United Communal Burrow Republics
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Posts: 14
Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby United Communal Burrow Republics » Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:24 am

I've already done you once before, but I have changed my mind.

McParty™


I don't even need a full line, just, the McParty(Trademark) Is so funny to me. Ronald themed banners and red and yellow color schemes.
For Those Who Ask Why The UCBR Hates Monarchy
And For Those Who Wonder Why We Do Not Consider 'Good' Monarchs Exempt
Reclaim The Color Purple From Disgusting Monarchs Today!
(What if I wrote out summaries on all 250 Nations of the UCBR, and the 1750 Councilmembers+LOStERIA)
I'm a girl from the United States, and a member of LGBTQ+
No, I don't hate the United States, or the people who live there. I know, surprising right?
My nation's views are partially in line with my own, though far from entirely.
NS stats are Non-Canon.
I am Anti-Soviet and Anti-Stalinist, and typically Anti-Marxist. Sorry my Comrades in the crowd, your communism is pretty bad tbh.
THE UCBR, SOVEREIGN HOME OF THE RULZEA, SEEKERS OF EQUALITY FOR ALL.
HAIL THE ALLFATHER

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Caleonia
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Posts: 682
Founded: Mar 16, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Caleonia » Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:42 am

“get an image you dork”
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Caleon Sports-Daily: Buddy Bowman puts Sonoma on Doomsday watch by stealing the win from a dominant J.D. Hamlin... again...

The NationStates country of motorsports, with a dash of Hatsune Miku to back it up. Can’t just use one selling point, you know? Also the IC flag is just pink instead of a driver. Also, Happy 3rd Birthday to Caleon!
Economic Left/Right: -1.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.51
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United Communal Burrow Republics
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Posts: 14
Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby United Communal Burrow Republics » Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:45 am

Caleonia wrote:([url=get%20an%20image%20you%20dork]Image[/url])


And here I am, almost a week later, still without an image for my planet, like a dork

/skipme
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For Those Who Ask Why The UCBR Hates Monarchy
And For Those Who Wonder Why We Do Not Consider 'Good' Monarchs Exempt
Reclaim The Color Purple From Disgusting Monarchs Today!
(What if I wrote out summaries on all 250 Nations of the UCBR, and the 1750 Councilmembers+LOStERIA)
I'm a girl from the United States, and a member of LGBTQ+
No, I don't hate the United States, or the people who live there. I know, surprising right?
My nation's views are partially in line with my own, though far from entirely.
NS stats are Non-Canon.
I am Anti-Soviet and Anti-Stalinist, and typically Anti-Marxist. Sorry my Comrades in the crowd, your communism is pretty bad tbh.
THE UCBR, SOVEREIGN HOME OF THE RULZEA, SEEKERS OF EQUALITY FOR ALL.
HAIL THE ALLFATHER

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Zeloria
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Posts: 149
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Zeloria » Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:47 am

The DoM is a middle ground between the 3rd and 4th dimension where reality is distorted for the purpose of motorsports.


I wonder how crazy the tracks are there. Does it have loop-di-loops?
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We are a FT space federation, that uses the vastness of space, and our advanced technology, to create a post-scarcity economy, with robots and dinosaurs. The closest equivalent to our nation is the Culture, and the Sophons. The nation takes place in an a universe that was devastated by a nano-machine swarm 500 years ago.

NS-stats are not used.

Has a puppet


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Caleonia
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Posts: 682
Founded: Mar 16, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Caleonia » Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:50 am

Zeloria wrote:
The DoM is a middle ground between the 3rd and 4th dimension where reality is distorted for the purpose of motorsports.


I wonder how crazy the tracks are there. Does it have loop-di-loops?


You bet! /skip
Caleon Sports-Daily: Buddy Bowman puts Sonoma on Doomsday watch by stealing the win from a dominant J.D. Hamlin... again...

The NationStates country of motorsports, with a dash of Hatsune Miku to back it up. Can’t just use one selling point, you know? Also the IC flag is just pink instead of a driver. Also, Happy 3rd Birthday to Caleon!
Economic Left/Right: -1.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.51
Discord: ringo#3939
Twitter: @Ringo3911
YouTube: rig

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National Capitalist United States
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Posts: 522
Founded: Dec 07, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby National Capitalist United States » Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:54 am

The McChicken-Nugget tree



This is a tree that grows McDonald's chicken-nuggets
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Waisnor
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Posts: 250
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Waisnor » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:36 am

The reason they're so poor is not because their employers are evil (that's communist propaganda), but because they aren't smart enough to change to a higher paying job!!!1!1!

Classic excuses)
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

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Azur Deutschland
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Posts: 644
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Azur Deutschland » Wed Mar 03, 2021 10:00 am

And also Waisnorian television and especially WBC channels have a reputation for being pretty weird TV channels where all kinds of ******** happens. This reputation especially grew during Fun 10's (2011 - now, by the way), when Waisnorian society became more liberated and funny)

Don't know whether to be impressed or afraid, lol.
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The Pirotian Republic
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Posts: 35
Founded: Apr 15, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Pirotian Republic » Wed Mar 03, 2021 10:08 am

Basically, World War II, but Germany has magic.
Alone we Dream, United we Achieve!

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Zaroslavija
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Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 07, 2021
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Zaroslavija » Wed Mar 03, 2021 10:15 am

Laika is an inland city and the fourth largest in The Pirotian Republic.
Their main industry is cannabis growth and is where 75% of the republic’s recreational and medicinal marijuana is grown. Due to the large amounts grown and consumed, Laika has been referred to as the Cannabis Capital of The Pirotian Republic.



Weed is almost whole national identity
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Caleonia
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Posts: 682
Founded: Mar 16, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Caleonia » Wed Mar 03, 2021 10:21 am

The leading party may be any political ideology except National Socialism

Ah yes, i love meeting with autocratic capitalists with mass corruption.

Ninja’d:
“ The People's Republic of Zaroslavija declares labour to be the duty of all citizens of the People's Republic, and proclaims the slogan: 'He who does not work, neither shall he eat!'”

Starvation, yes.
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Caleon Sports-Daily: Buddy Bowman puts Sonoma on Doomsday watch by stealing the win from a dominant J.D. Hamlin... again...

The NationStates country of motorsports, with a dash of Hatsune Miku to back it up. Can’t just use one selling point, you know? Also the IC flag is just pink instead of a driver. Also, Happy 3rd Birthday to Caleon!
Economic Left/Right: -1.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.51
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Credesia
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Jan 03, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Credesia » Wed Mar 03, 2021 10:23 am

Azur Deutschland wrote:
The British Empire has their real world territories from that with the Conquest of India, Africa, Asia, North America, Oceania and many other more that it has colonized for the entire reign of its era, the sun as they say "Never set upon the British Empire"

Sylvia and Julienne led the 666th Magical Kampfgruppe from a customized Tiger II during the later parts of the war.
Though they didn't get to fight much at all with Perfekte Welt, it was still a symbol of the 666th.

this is just... why

ninja'd

Feuergefäß- Being the militarized version of the Honey Badger/Flammenschiff, it is the second largest Navy vessel of the entire Caleonia/CUB fleet. It is equipped with the latest generation of non-nuclear WMDs, thorium shield generators, and latest revamped version of Zwart Titanium capable of negating almost any type of weaponry. It does have a weak point in the propulsion system capable of rendering it immobile. It can hold many aircraft, armored vehicles and tanks, helicopters, and smaller ships. Its crew consists of 2,500 and can hold up to 40,000 personal at its max although it on contains 25,000 military personnel normally. Its weaponry contains artillery, torpedos, rockets, AA guns, and has a main gun capable of punching a 10 cm diameter hole in virtually any armor.

this is just based
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