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Waisnor
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Posts: 250
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Waisnor » Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:37 am

Part XIV of the constitution allows the National Assembly of Convallaria to enact legislation designed to stop or prevent subversion. Such legislation is valid even if it is inconsistent with Part VI of the constitution.

Constitution part which is inconsistent with other constitution part. Now that's interesting)
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

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Utopian States of America
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Posts: 20
Founded: Dec 30, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Utopian States of America » Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:44 am

In 2007, in the city of Smorgon, there was a massive game in "King of the Hill". On 26th of December, more than 300 people gathered near the snowdrift, which served as a mountain, and the fun started. The game lasted for about 4 hours. A year later, it became the New Year's tradition of Waisnor, in the capital of the country - Grodno, the most gathered in 2016 - more than 800 people.

Sounds fun
Utopia
Bisexual

⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧

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Azur Deutschland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 644
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Azur Deutschland » Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:46 am

I'm the incumbent president of the Utopian States of America.

Honestly, if you have to put 'utopia' in the nation's name... It makes it seem fake and not an actual utopia.
✠ The Magische Rozenreich of Azur Deutschland ✠
"Halt die Klauen nicht zurück! Nur die Starke überlebt!"
A world of magic and wonder, created by the twin magical azure roses who saved and rebuilt the fatherland.
Aurelia Dellamorte is very fond of saying "ara ara" Magia German Cover

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Greater Victora
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Posts: 78
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Greater Victora » Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:50 am

To the east lies the reactionary bourgeois playground known as the National Capitalist United States


Considering the number of times I've heard the words 'bourgeois' and 'reactionary' thrown around it's hard to tell if the common-folk are actually just that terrible or if the Utopian States are simply flinging around buzzwords and the common-folk of N.C.U.S. are middle-class suburbians trying to make due.

NINJA'D

Azur Berlin, rebuilt after the Second World War.
Resembles a 'fantastical' world based off of old medieval and Gothic/romantic architecture.


I wish there was a city like that in the real world.
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Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
The Victoran "Empire" is a FFT Interstellar Alliance/Federation with a Roman and Gothic aesthetic that is engaged in a Great Crusade against 'the Enemy'. The setting is a horrid combination of 40k and Doctor Who. No, the Empire isn't oppressively imperialist. No, the Empire isn't British nor is it's name referencing Queen Victoria.
NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you (if you must, use stats as an indicator of the "average Civilized World"). With that said, according to this index, the Victoran Empire is a Tier 10, Level 8, Type 9 civilization with a Power Comparator of 3.9
Current Year: 2023 AD
=][= ADVERSARIUS DELENDA EST =][=

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National Capitalist United States
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Posts: 522
Founded: Dec 07, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby National Capitalist United States » Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:52 am

Azur Deutschland wrote:
I'm the incumbent president of the Utopian States of America.

Honestly, if you have to put 'utopia' in the nation's name... It makes it seem fake and not an actual utopia.

I just made it like that so that the acronym was "USA".

/skipme
Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone

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Miranda-22
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Posts: 31
Founded: Sep 13, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Miranda-22 » Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:55 am

Waisnor wrote:Is disappeance of the ships and establishment ot the new government related to each other?

yes, that's explained in the next dispatch.

Greater Victora wrote:- Physical Appearance: Well kept and well groomed, curly ginger hair, amber-orange eyes, approx. 6’0”

- Attire: Brown tweed coat, skinny scarf (various colors), patchwork waistcoat, grey tweed pants, black dress shoes

- Personality Type: Phlegmatic, Eccentric, Passive, Sociable, Talkative

Bilbo is a Time Lord?
Makes far too much sense to be coincidence.
An abandoned space station home to a gaggle of drunk interstellar minarchist squatters. Who are mostly drunk.
kiu's ft settings: powered by nothing but filk songs and procrastination.

Introduction | Bert | Deputies - WIP! | Miranda Itself - Coming Soon!
Ahoy, these nations be mine also

I'm only active on this nation because I need to fill out the Stellar Renaissance and define spacer homesteading and returning to this project sounded kinda cool.

Quartia and Karafuto wrote:Miranda-22, though it has a certain romanticism to it, is a highly cursed dystopia.


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Azur Deutschland
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Posts: 644
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Azur Deutschland » Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:56 am

National Capitalist United States wrote:I just made it like that so that the acronym was "USA".

/skipme

I understand. I wasn't trying to insult or anything. It was mostly a joke/jab about the IC idea of naming your country 'utopia so-and-so'.

/skipme
/still Miranda-22
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✠ The Magische Rozenreich of Azur Deutschland ✠
"Halt die Klauen nicht zurück! Nur die Starke überlebt!"
A world of magic and wonder, created by the twin magical azure roses who saved and rebuilt the fatherland.
Aurelia Dellamorte is very fond of saying "ara ara" Magia German Cover

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National Capitalist United States
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Posts: 522
Founded: Dec 07, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby National Capitalist United States » Fri Feb 26, 2021 10:11 am

Bertie is a self-described "jackass"


I just find it a bit funny
Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone

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Zeloria
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Posts: 149
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Zeloria » Fri Feb 26, 2021 11:57 am

During the 2nd American civil war, an armed group called McArmy, funded by McDonald's, joined the war on the red side.


*insert ancap-ball with sunglasses

We are a FT space federation, that uses the vastness of space, and our advanced technology, to create a post-scarcity economy, with robots and dinosaurs. The closest equivalent to our nation is the Culture, and the Sophons. The nation takes place in an a universe that was devastated by a nano-machine swarm 500 years ago.

NS-stats are not used.

Has a puppet


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Sengoku Americas
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Posts: 198
Founded: Feb 13, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sengoku Americas » Fri Feb 26, 2021 12:42 pm

Here is a list of our weapons that you should absolutely NOT USE....100.000 nuclear warheads (no M.A.I, you also aren't allowed to use it)...Knows all about science and stuff, often "borrows" nukes from M.A.I, often screams at science-denialists.

"Your sign can't stop me, because I can't read!"
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Five nations, one continent.
"Let everyone put forth their full effort for the reconstruction of our wonderful garden!"

Empress Park and Premier Kato's new collaboration album: Journey of Melody
Song in Praise of Feyrisshire Princess Reishi Yuri
The author does not in any way condone war crimes including carpet bombing, chemical warfare, biological attacks, and nuclear strikes
May the light of peace prevail always
대와도줄기 내려 아름다운 내 나라
공주님 높이 모신 환호성 울려 가네
선조의 대업 계승자 민주의 령도자
만세! 만세! 레이시유리공주

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Leskya
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Posts: 146
Founded: Jan 05, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Leskya » Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:42 pm

"I see now that so-called 'economic freedom' is an illusion of freedom, for it gives poor people of the world no right except the 'right' to die of poverty."

[Gently slides a copy of Isaiah Berlin's book across the table]
|✰| People's Autonomous Communes of Leskya |✰|
In shadows of nuclear bombs and desert storms, the African road we walk.
Biblical immortalisation, apocalyptic desertification, soft schizotech post-civilisation, oh my!

Brother Yathmir | Diplomacy | World History | Desertists | Politics | Economics | Culture

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Comerciante
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Posts: 278
Founded: Dec 25, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Comerciante » Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:22 pm

Farming is an activity performed by nearly every Leskyan, to some extent, although certain communes may put special or lesser emphasis on such activities.

"This right here is my hell. Farming as a way of life. I would much rather accept the cold embrace of death."

-OOC
"CFC Lawyers have requested me to make something perfectly clear "As long as the Comerciante Verse does not maintain FTL Engines we can maintain the PMT Brand. Thus the Comerciante Verse is a "PMT" setting and any other assertions are liable to receive legal repercussions!"

Regulation #064 Under no circumstances are you to seek the Chief Enforcer when she is off duty for on-hours requests. Unless she thinks you have a pretty face she is liable to punch it. It will hurt.
"So what did we learn? I mean we did learn something right?"
"Apply more Particle Cannons."
"Wh- NO! NO BAD! STOP THAT!"

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National Capitalist United States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 522
Founded: Dec 07, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby National Capitalist United States » Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:53 pm

The Customers Citizens of CFC the Republic of Comerciante

lmao
Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone

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Airceltria
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Posts: 168
Founded: Feb 16, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Airceltria » Fri Feb 26, 2021 7:44 pm

Also, the claims about the country being horrible are FAKE NEWS!1!1!!!!!.


That got a chuckle out of me.

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Svenska-Britannia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 649
Founded: May 29, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Svenska-Britannia » Fri Feb 26, 2021 7:54 pm

The one to receive the title of Electus Aurorae usually belongs to a royal family line belong to the House of Ashwood. It is believed that the semi mythical founder of the nation was an ancestor of the Ashwood line and that the founder was blessed by the Masked Goddess and Horned God to be almost a demi-god like figure before their death and ascension into a higher state of being.


This certainly brings a sense of wonder...and possibly dread
Svenska-Britannia: A semi-democratic global united empire and its democratic colonial commonwealths with one goal in mind: Unity

FT Tech Nation
An [8.6 Power Number] civilization, according to this index.


Member of: C.U.S.P, M.C.A


Not all NS Stats are Canon


News: Tensions are escalating between Svenska-Britannia and the Islamic Republic of Iran over the latest batch of Hydrogen Bomb testing.

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Remulia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 516
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:08 pm

She had an extremely brutal childhood of which those memories still haunted her to this day and give her nightmares, but she continues to carry on with her childhood.


Wow..
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation...at least some of them aren't used

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Surrealist Patagonia
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Posts: 100
Founded: Oct 07, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Surrealist Patagonia » Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:19 pm

One of the things that resalt of this race is that their arms are the same length as their legs.


Arm legs arm legs arm legs. Your arms touches the ground.
The Avant-Gardist State of Patagonia ~~~ Gauchos and Mapuches, orgies and parties, avant-garde art, futurism, syndicalism, the New Man, general strikes, the glorification of violence, spiritual nationalism, esoteric occultism, CIA spooks, Spartanian homosexuality, public sodomy, and more
    Triomphe du Surréalisme (1968)
  • There are many things said about Patagonia but few actually know what goes on behind the Andes mountains. Tales of human depravation and man's inner darkest self run wild. A place where avant-garde culture flourish and the artist don't fear the censor. Where all live bold and free under the gaze of the Patron. Yet all dreams will come to an end soon...
  • Not expecting an essay. Just a couple of sentences that shows that you know my work well enough

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Waisnor
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Posts: 250
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Waisnor » Fri Feb 26, 2021 11:45 pm

Diabolical Roses: Deep-fried red rose heads in full bloom.

I don't even know that this can be edible.
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

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Terre Bretagne
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Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Terre Bretagne » Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:24 am

Front side - portrait of Pavel Sukhoi - aircraft designer

Well TIL my man Sukhoi was Waisnorian
♔ | ♔ | ♔ KINGRIC of ENGLAND | ♦ | Land of the EUROPISH BOUND ♔ | ♔ | ♔
Terra Britania back at it again. This time we're PMT in a fucked up 1980s based on Mental Omega. NS stats blasted by a prism tank.
Wordbook - Factbook - Main Canon
Europa Times: "This is unfair" Premier Romanoff utters naysay to EB's Law 21, USSR being biggest exporter of earthoil to Europa till this point; "So what?" says Minister van Rijn | Ungarland may become EB's newest limbstate by start of 1983 as Ungarish regering begins talks | Over 200,000 Europers sign up for the Eurokorps within a month after grounding; Europish Rede "happy" with Europa's drive to crush Communism
But if you close your eyes | politic | Peace Through Power | trip | Current flag waifu: Libra, from Mental Omega; feat. Kiu's TBball | foehn gay

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Caribbean Confederation
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Posts: 147
Founded: Feb 09, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Caribbean Confederation » Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:15 am

While China's Marine is near-worthless and its Loftmight only in the minds of its general staff, its Heere is the biggest in the world by the ontale of soldiers.

Which also makes it near-worthless
Confederate States of the Caribbean
The World | Political Parties | Overview | Military | President
The Havana Post: Has Canada replaced the United States as the Caribbean Confederation's primary export partner? | Guyana to increase border security with Venezuela to stop the refugee caravans escaping the Civil War in Venezuela. | Senate of the Confederate States of America passes a law making it illegal for voters of color to eat, drink while waiting in line. Decision criticized by US, Caribbean, Texan politicians. | European forces capture Leopoldville, force the Congolese government to pay €45 billion in reparations, prepare for total evacuation of Congo-Leopoldville while the country suffers from its latest civil war.

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Waisnor
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Posts: 250
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Waisnor » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:57 am

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Why is there something in Latin? :D
81 = 18th/34
82 = 22nd/31
83 = 27th/41
84 = 15th/27
85 = 20th/28
86 = 14th/32
87 = 14th/36
88 = 24th/32
89 = 16th/37

51 = 10th/20
52 = 19th/24
53 = 11th in the semifinal/33

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Wexas
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Mar 09, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wexas » Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:40 am

At a meeting on November 8, 2008, members of the Progress Party and the Democratic Party accused the CPW of turning the country into a communist regime. The result was a massive brawl, which will become known as the "Battle of the Legislators", in which the Communists won.


Firstly props for actually using the image of an actual battle between legislatures in Ukraine. Secondly, LOL. Man, I love to see it when politicians in nations aren't just mindless autonomation. Granted, IRL they typically are, but still. Gave me a good chuckle.

If the BN uses the Big Iron factbook, I will whack them with a fish
★ Kingdom of Wexas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'
A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls

Puppet of [redacted]
My friends (Bloodshade/Albali) wanted me to put 'dory' in my flag. They were not specific. IC flag

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Svenska-Britannia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 649
Founded: May 29, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Svenska-Britannia » Sat Feb 27, 2021 7:28 am

"In case any of y'all were dun thinkin' about fightin' me wit' your powerwank army, I have news for you. This 'ere is bubba, and he has the big iron, the one that dun shot Texas Red. If you even tink of landin' you damn tanks in my property or land yer spaceships in my land, Bubba 'ere will either shoot ya til your bleeding lead or shove [redacted]. We got that clear? Now git!"


HUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHE
Svenska-Britannia: A semi-democratic global united empire and its democratic colonial commonwealths with one goal in mind: Unity

FT Tech Nation
An [8.6 Power Number] civilization, according to this index.


Member of: C.U.S.P, M.C.A


Not all NS Stats are Canon


News: Tensions are escalating between Svenska-Britannia and the Islamic Republic of Iran over the latest batch of Hydrogen Bomb testing.

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Nacrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1122
Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Nacrad » Sat Feb 27, 2021 7:32 am

Wexas just shot you in the ass with the Big Iron...

he was dense at the flirting that his wife-to-be was giving upon him

[Y]Same
Except I might not even have a wife-to-be
This is not a joke this is a cry for help
Nacrad, Briefly
International News: Nacrad remains freest nation in East Asia | Tokyo Police: PRC likely behind cyberattacks on Japan of 2018
Domestic News: 21/04/2021 (WED) | Swimming pools close in Taichung as drought continues | Conservative MP questions if UNHCR will repay dues owed during the Vietnamese Refugee Crisis, and Burmese Refugee Crisis alike | Oswain teen missing after hiking trip near Sharp Peak | Sanfung River Reservoir, which feeds the PRDM, drops below 25% water level | Riverfort 28/26°C | Amoy 28/25°C | Taipei 24/21°C
Storms: SURIGAE begins weakening, now a S.T.

Yes, totally just a military exercise, relax...

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Convallaria
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Posts: 280
Founded: Aug 17, 2017
Capitalizt

Postby Convallaria » Sat Feb 27, 2021 7:48 am

Daylight Saving Time is not used.


Interesting, but certainly predictable given their proximity to the equator.
"Somewhere far away, in the distant dunes that rest silhouetted far beyond the ethereal horizons of good and evil, Convallaria has emerged as a technocratic dreamscape of shimmering ambitions and passionate indulgence. A pioneering realm of unbridled industrial sprawl and paranoid black-market underworlds centered around three things: champagne, wealth, and vigorous McCarthyism..."


Welcome to the smokey, monochromatic world of dieselpunk noire and gas-powered death traps...

Daily-Trumpet: Circus elephant force-fed crate of tobacco - has escaped into Joaquin River Valley earlier today. | Avalonia suburbs in grip of worst dust storm ever recorded - schools closed - roads blocked - farms blown away. | Dowager actress found dead in Montecorvina.

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