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Wish for something stupid, get something stupid

The place to relax, unwind, share a joke, and generally goof off.

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Mageek
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Jan 10, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Mageek » Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:50 pm

Nope, but you can nick a buffalo and see how that turns out for you.

I wish for fully automated luxury gay space communism

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Inner AginanaUsordia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Sep 12, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Inner AginanaUsordia » Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:56 pm

No can do. Something got out of order and you got fully communist luxury gay space

I wish for easy final exams
The SLAGLands wrote: "Megatons and megatons of sweet, creamy goodness!"
GMC Military Arms wrote: Bend over, there's only one way to be sure.
The Blaatschapen wrote:If there are moth nipples, does that mean that there is also moth milk?

This nation represents my political and societal values.

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New Transeurasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1182
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:34 pm

Cant give you that, but i can give you an exam with 1,365 questions of simple addition.

I wish for some sunglasses to make the sun quieter.
♦ The Democratic Federation of New TranseurasiaДемократическая Федерация Новой Трансевразии
欧亚民主联盟トランスユーラシア民主連邦

NT Embassies
MT-PMT gang
NStats are a secret plot by the government to make Bepis smell like Coca-Cola.
[ ✝ [ [ ] ] ]
(•_•(•_•(•_•)•_•)•_•)
EURASIAWAVE
Russia/Soviet Union but democratic after a second russian civil war in 1928-1930. And also massive, Postcyberpunk, big 1980s-1990s-2000s aesthetics, and extremely capitalist. The flag is not yugoslavia, It is pan-slavic colors.

NTGN/New Transeurasian State News: Microsoft Corporation announces Windows Artemis OS as replacement for Windows 10.1/Mombasa ╫ ELN/Eurasian Newsfeed: National AudioTech announces DVM tape as competitor to JVC VHX, Philips SuperVideo CD, Delco HDD media ╫ NovostiNacional: Columbian airline Detroit National opens air route from Detroit to Moscow, flown by Boeing 747M-9 jets

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Ubekibekibekibekistanstan
Attaché
 
Posts: 92
Founded: Dec 11, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ubekibekibekibekistanstan » Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:55 pm

I can’t give you that, but I can make the moon green with envy.

I wish I could eat car parts.
male, deist
life, socialism, conservatism, direct democracy, proportional representation, capital punishment, bill of rights, third parties, conservationism, immigration, meritocracy, net neutrality, impartiality, welfarism
racism, torture, zionism, electoral college, identity politics, copyright, marijuana bans, closed-mindedness

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The Aziran Islands
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Jun 05, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Aziran Islands » Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:33 pm

Only if you like eating the carburetor of a beige 2004 Ford Focus.

I wish I had a 9-foot long hamster

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Tamgu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 140
Founded: Apr 09, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Tamgu » Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:45 pm

I can't give you that, but I can give you a foot 9 hamsters long.

I wish for a cardboard house
UNITED STATES OF TAMGU❃ ❃GEMEROTA NO TAMGOUU
In Tamguna, the "People's Kingdom". Has nothing to do with communism. Poltically aligned as moderate leftist libertarians. Name is pronounced Tom-goo.

    Denonym: Tamguna. TamguNA.
    Goverment type: Federal Republic
    President and VP: Poalo Benovac and Kimo Otizno (Reelected, 9m)
    Population: 113.900.000 (2019)
    GDP nominal: $3,675 Trillion
    GDP per capita: $32.187,48
    Tamga/USD conversion rate: 1,52
    Largest city: Remeno, 11,950,400 (2019)

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Klorgia1
Envoy
 
Posts: 257
Founded: Aug 23, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Klorgia1 » Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:48 pm

Sadly, I can bring no such fruit to bear. But a glass house is something I'll begin for you right away!

I wish for 1920's'/1820's combo outfit, complete with an unfortunately placed Mustard Stain.
News: This Sig Still Exists.

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20948
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:03 pm

I can't give you that, but I can give you a ketup stain


I wish for blue grass music
From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
17 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution List of NPC Nations
This account is fictious. Any In-Character posts made by this account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Upper Ireland
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Jan 04, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Upper Ireland » Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:27 pm

I can’t give you that, but I can write you a song about the nutritional value of broccoli.

I wish I was an unsolved complex mathematical formula posted on the internet.

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New Transeurasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1182
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:38 pm

I can't give you that, but i can make you an unsolved internet post formulated in a mathematics laboratory.

I wish for a slider burger with rubber treads so it doesnt slide away
♦ The Democratic Federation of New TranseurasiaДемократическая Федерация Новой Трансевразии
欧亚民主联盟トランスユーラシア民主連邦

NT Embassies
MT-PMT gang
NStats are a secret plot by the government to make Bepis smell like Coca-Cola.
[ ✝ [ [ ] ] ]
(•_•(•_•(•_•)•_•)•_•)
EURASIAWAVE
Russia/Soviet Union but democratic after a second russian civil war in 1928-1930. And also massive, Postcyberpunk, big 1980s-1990s-2000s aesthetics, and extremely capitalist. The flag is not yugoslavia, It is pan-slavic colors.

NTGN/New Transeurasian State News: Microsoft Corporation announces Windows Artemis OS as replacement for Windows 10.1/Mombasa ╫ ELN/Eurasian Newsfeed: National AudioTech announces DVM tape as competitor to JVC VHX, Philips SuperVideo CD, Delco HDD media ╫ NovostiNacional: Columbian airline Detroit National opens air route from Detroit to Moscow, flown by Boeing 747M-9 jets

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Tarchuna and Ravenna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 359
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:40 pm

I can’t give you that, but I can give you deep fried Social Justice Warrior as a snack.

I wish for the world to be pure.
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MOD EDIT: I got smacked by moderation for flaming in my sig! Oops, I should really go and review the site rules when I return from my ragequit.

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20948
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:45 am

I can't give you that, but I can give you a pure Mars
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From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
17 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution List of NPC Nations
This account is fictious. Any In-Character posts made by this account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Ubekibekibekibekistanstan
Attaché
 
Posts: 92
Founded: Dec 11, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ubekibekibekibekistanstan » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:43 pm

I can’t give you nothing, but I can give you a contagious ailment.

I wish for a surprise ride on a flying saucer.
male, deist
life, socialism, conservatism, direct democracy, proportional representation, capital punishment, bill of rights, third parties, conservationism, immigration, meritocracy, net neutrality, impartiality, welfarism
racism, torture, zionism, electoral college, identity politics, copyright, marijuana bans, closed-mindedness

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20948
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:35 am

I can't give you that, but I can give you six hours of probing


I wish for a train ride from Town Hall train station (Sydney)
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From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
17 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution List of NPC Nations
This account is fictious. Any In-Character posts made by this account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Cossack Peoples
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 140
Founded: Jul 11, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Cossack Peoples » Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:01 am

I can't give you that, but I can give you a massive bushfire extensive flooding coronavirus

I wish for chemistry to stop being so complicated.
Overview | Military Inventory | Military Overview | Characters
| Things we did not do | F7 Invader Guide |
"Вечнасць для Cossacks!"/"Eternity For Cossacks!" - Principle Chairman Vadimir Bezukhov
We're not nomadic, although traditional Cossack culture still exists.
We're not Russian, either. Certainly based military stuff off of Russia, but culture comes from the Caucasus to as far north as Poland.
"Americanism is a question of principle, of idealism, of character. It is not a matter of birthplace, or creed, or line of descent."
— Theodore Roosevelt

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:58 am

I can't give you that but I can give you a PhD in chemistry from a prestigious (fake) internet university.

I wish for an elephant on roller skates.

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 344
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Thu Jan 30, 2020 10:14 pm

Fatatatutti wrote:I wish for an elephant on roller skates.

I can't give you that, but I can give you a hippopotamus on a hover board.

I wish for e * d/dx(x2-3x+2)|x=i6 metric tons of 24-carat gold.
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
Happy Independence Day!

News/Stocks WIP

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Saarkon
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: May 21, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Saarkon » Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:43 am

I'm too lazy to compute this, so I will just give you log(-1) tons of gold and let the Universe collapse.
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I wish a truck of gummy bears.
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Saarkon is Central-European-like social democratic federation, formed from small Western and Eastern republics.

Equality! Liberty! Democracy!
Egalita! Liberta! Democracia!
Ravniče! Svobode! Democratika!
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I generally use NSStats. Except population. It's always 286 million. Saarkon is MT. Sorry for spelling mistakes, English is not my 1st language.

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Cossack Peoples
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 140
Founded: Jul 11, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Cossack Peoples » Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:52 am

I can't give you that, but I can give you a truckload of Waffen SS troops.

I wish for eternal life while watching the X-files.
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Overview | Military Inventory | Military Overview | Characters
| Things we did not do | F7 Invader Guide |
"Вечнасць для Cossacks!"/"Eternity For Cossacks!" - Principle Chairman Vadimir Bezukhov
We're not nomadic, although traditional Cossack culture still exists.
We're not Russian, either. Certainly based military stuff off of Russia, but culture comes from the Caucasus to as far north as Poland.
"Americanism is a question of principle, of idealism, of character. It is not a matter of birthplace, or creed, or line of descent."
— Theodore Roosevelt

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:40 am

I can't give you that but I can make an episode of the X-files seem like it lasts forever.

I wish Long John Silver was my butler.

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Dominioan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 545
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Dominioan » Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:27 am

Fatatatutti wrote:I can't give you that but I can make an episode of the X-files seem like it lasts forever.

I wish Long John Silver was my butler.

Oh sorry, I can only give you a silver long john stuck to your butt.

I wish for m crush to like me back
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An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
Lawful Neutral
Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

Schools in. Good luck soldiers.

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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The Grob
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jan 14, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Grob » Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:32 am

Oh, sorry, but I can get you a 60 year old man to like you back

I wish I could eat door handles without being judged
> LOADING DATA. . .
> THE TECHNOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE GROX IS AN ACTIVE HYPERPOWER IN THE UNIVERSE OF STARRLIN
> THEY ARE AMONG THE MOST POWERFUL EMPIRES IN THE UNIVERSE, HAVING A LARGE-STANDING MILITARY AND ECONOMY.
> THEIR STATE IDEOLOGY IS GROXOLOGISM.
> THE GROX IS A TIER 10, LEVEL 0 AND TYPE 10 CIVILIZATION ACCORDING TO THE CIVILIZATION INDEX

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Federal Spanish States
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Feb 19, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Federal Spanish States » Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:17 pm

I apologize, but I cannot grant you that wish. I, however, grant you the possibility of judging how other people forcibly eat door handles.


I wish for the removal of the forums.
Small canon update: My new IC name is "The Spanish Confederation".
Yesn't signature.
-Yesn't is the only legal way to say no. Change my mind.
-You ever mod your nation's flag into a game just for a dumb idea? Yeah...
-The Spanish keyboard layout is underrated.
-henlo.
-The "To the guillotine" thread is a bootleg version of the "There's a tax for that" thread. Change my mind.

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 344
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:46 pm

Federal Spanish States wrote:I wish for the removal of the forums.

I can't give you that, but I can corrupt your wishes in unimaginable ways.

I wish unused Kleenexes will fall from the sky and instantaneously transform into libraries upon impact with the ground.
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
Happy Independence Day!

News/Stocks WIP

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Hfhbsd
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Feb 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Hfhbsd » Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:51 pm

Granted, but your house and your friends/family's homes are crushed by libraries.

I wish for the BN to attempt to share 0 cookies with 0 friends.
Half of this nation is one big joke, and the other half resembles my beliefs. I'm not telling you which is which.
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