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Dominioan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 545
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Dominioan » Thu Dec 26, 2019 9:08 am

Sorry, I can only give you 18 peeing bruhs.

I wish for all the power.
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An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
Lawful Neutral
Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

Schools in. Good luck soldiers.

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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New Transeurasia
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Posts: 1182
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Thu Dec 26, 2019 9:46 am

Cant give you that but i can give you a potato that can generate 4.2 million gigawatt-hours of electricity over 1 year

I wish for a potato salad
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Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 422
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Thu Dec 26, 2019 9:49 am

I can't do that, I can only give you blighty potatoes.

I wish my girlfriend to fall into a river (sorry comrade...)
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Cossack Peoples
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Posts: 140
Founded: Jul 11, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Cossack Peoples » Thu Dec 26, 2019 9:50 am

I can't give you that, but here's your girlfriend falling ... in love with your ex.

I wish for a nuclear submarine powered by Asa Butterfield's blood.
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"Вечнасць для Cossacks!"/"Eternity For Cossacks!" - Principle Chairman Vadimir Bezukhov
We're not nomadic, although traditional Cossack culture still exists.
We're not Russian, either. Certainly based military stuff off of Russia, but culture comes from the Caucasus to as far north as Poland.
"Americanism is a question of principle, of idealism, of character. It is not a matter of birthplace, or creed, or line of descent."
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20948
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Dec 26, 2019 10:51 am

Denied. Even as a joke, I'm not helping you incite violence


I wish for snow
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Cossack Peoples
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 140
Founded: Jul 11, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Cossack Peoples » Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:38 am

Australian rePublic wrote:Denied. Even as a joke, I'm not helping you incite violence


I wish for snow

I think you misunderstand my tone, I simply wished for something random and stupid. Does the thread end now since you denied the wish?
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"Вечнасць для Cossacks!"/"Eternity For Cossacks!" - Principle Chairman Vadimir Bezukhov
We're not nomadic, although traditional Cossack culture still exists.
We're not Russian, either. Certainly based military stuff off of Russia, but culture comes from the Caucasus to as far north as Poland.
"Americanism is a question of principle, of idealism, of character. It is not a matter of birthplace, or creed, or line of descent."
— Theodore Roosevelt

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Dominioan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 545
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Dominioan » Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:34 pm

Never! This will not die.

Sorry, I only have yellow snow.

I wish for a 4 picture deal
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An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
Lawful Neutral
Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

Schools in. Good luck soldiers.

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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Pilipinas and Malaya
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1894
Founded: Jun 23, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Pilipinas and Malaya » Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:40 pm

Granted, you get to keep said deal for infinite use, but it can only generate pictures of random food or plants.

I wish to have an infinite slice of pizza and sell-refilling fries.
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Federative States of Pilipinas and Malaya
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Hello there, welcome to my thoughts.
I also control puppets in Thaecia and Forest, so you may know me by those puppets.
Yes, my nation does represent a good chunk of my views, deal with it.
I still like K-Pop, no, I am not one of those very annoying stans. Anyways, please watch Day6.
Soups are among my favourite kinds of food.
Am too lazy to deal with a bunch of canon stuff, expect them to be completed never.
Civ 6's Frontier Pass seems very exciting, maybe we'll finally get a Filipino civ?

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The Aziran Islands
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Jun 05, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Aziran Islands » Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:45 pm

Pilipinas and Malaya wrote:Granted, you get to keep said deal for infinite use, but it can only generate pictures of random food or plants.

I wish to have an infinite slice of pizza and sell-refilling fries.

I can give you an infinite slice of dessert pizza and self-refilling fries you have to refill yourself.

I want a button that I can push and cause anybody I'm thinking of to be struck by lighti

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Pax Somaliana
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 167
Founded: Sep 30, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pax Somaliana » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:45 am

I can't give you that, but I can give you lightning in a bottle.

I wish Uber was outed as a Russian espionage app.

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Dec 27, 2019 10:16 am

I can't do that but I can ask all of our spies in Russia to boycott Uber.

I wish for nine Lufthansa stewardesses.

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Pilipinas and Malaya
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1894
Founded: Jun 23, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Pilipinas and Malaya » Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:21 am

Granted, you get the stewardesses but they aren’t from the airplane, but instead they’re female mechanics who work on the plane itself.

I wish for me being able to turn back time.
Federative States of Pilipinas and Malaya
Member of Europe

Hello there, welcome to my thoughts.
I also control puppets in Thaecia and Forest, so you may know me by those puppets.
Yes, my nation does represent a good chunk of my views, deal with it.
I still like K-Pop, no, I am not one of those very annoying stans. Anyways, please watch Day6.
Soups are among my favourite kinds of food.
Am too lazy to deal with a bunch of canon stuff, expect them to be completed never.
Civ 6's Frontier Pass seems very exciting, maybe we'll finally get a Filipino civ?

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Myfanwyski
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 176
Founded: Aug 12, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Myfanwyski » Fri Dec 27, 2019 1:29 pm

I give you an analogue watch which you can twiddle back the hands of time whenever you want.


i want to find my gold tooth as i lost it.

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Myfanwyski
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 176
Founded: Aug 12, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Myfanwyski » Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:36 am

you get an iou from the tooth fairy for 5p



i wish i could stop a tap dripping

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Chickensland
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 18
Founded: Aug 23, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Chickensland » Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:45 am

Your tap stops dripping and a colony of woodpeckers come to live on your pipes.

I wish for a horse.
Viva la Chickensland!

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Metcalfer2
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 494
Founded: Sep 06, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Metcalfer2 » Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:00 am

You get the horse but the horse is violently nihilistic.



I wish to have a lump of Tungsten that has been moulded into the shape of Ray Ramanos face.
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Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 422
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:18 am

You get the Tungsten, but you also get Lead which seeps into your water.

I wish for something stupid
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"For a vast majority of its existence, mankind dreamed to reach the stars. Yet today, reaching the stars is made a reality through joint endeavor."
- Operations Director of the T.I.A., Hilbert Lachlan Silverwell

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Cossack Peoples
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Posts: 140
Founded: Jul 11, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Cossack Peoples » Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:52 am

Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory wrote:You get the Tungsten, but you also get Lead which seeps into your water.

I wish for something stupid

I cannot give you--
You get something stupider--
What the hell--
get something stupid

I wish for cream cheese delivered to my door.
Overview | Military Inventory | Military Overview | Characters
| Things we did not do | F7 Invader Guide |
"Вечнасць для Cossacks!"/"Eternity For Cossacks!" - Principle Chairman Vadimir Bezukhov
We're not nomadic, although traditional Cossack culture still exists.
We're not Russian, either. Certainly based military stuff off of Russia, but culture comes from the Caucasus to as far north as Poland.
"Americanism is a question of principle, of idealism, of character. It is not a matter of birthplace, or creed, or line of descent."
— Theodore Roosevelt

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Ther Sul Citzpacia
Attaché
 
Posts: 80
Founded: Aug 14, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Ther Sul Citzpacia » Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:55 am

you door turns into cream cheese

i wish to get rid of this frog in my throat

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Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 422
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:45 am

I can do that, but a dinosaur is in your stomach.

I wish to send the people I hate to a Nether Portal
TEMPORARILY USING NSTATS DUE TO LACK OF FACTBOOKS, BUT I'M JUDGING YOU (F7ERS) BY YOUR FACTBOOKS.
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THEMES: Peace | Tension | War | Victory | Defeat | National Anthem
NATIONAL Q&A
"For a vast majority of its existence, mankind dreamed to reach the stars. Yet today, reaching the stars is made a reality through joint endeavor."
- Operations Director of the T.I.A., Hilbert Lachlan Silverwell

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:51 am

I can't do that but I can send them to the Netherlands.

I wish cheeseburgers were free.

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Valentine Z
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8067
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:52 am

Granted, but they now have the 88% chance to give you a heart attack.

I wish to pet a kitten!
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Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory
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Posts: 422
Founded: Aug 03, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sapporo Hyperspace Riftgate Laboratory » Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:59 am

I can't do that, I can only make a kitten pet you.

I wish Fortnite players all move to Minecraft after they become more mature.
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"For a vast majority of its existence, mankind dreamed to reach the stars. Yet today, reaching the stars is made a reality through joint endeavor."
- Operations Director of the T.I.A., Hilbert Lachlan Silverwell

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The Terran Communities
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Nov 02, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Terran Communities » Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:14 pm

I can't give you that, but I can make sure that they will move to Roblox.


I wish stupidity would not exist anymore.
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Last Choicia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 08, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Last Choicia » Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:24 pm

I can't do that, but I can lure all the stupid people into a pyramid scheme.

On that note, I wish my startup, Baked Beans 4 U, became a successful business.

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