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Wish for something stupid, get something stupid

The place to relax, unwind, share a joke, and generally goof off.

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The Galaxy-Star Wars
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 05, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Galaxy-Star Wars » Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:33 am

I can't give you that, but I can give you a yodeling pickle.

I wish I had a sock.
"Do or do not, there is no try."-Master Yoda

We are the New Galactic Republic. After the death of Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader, the New Republic was formed to unite the galaxy under democratic rule and to also establish freedom and peace, the protectors of the New Republic are the Jedi Order, they are lead by Grand Master Luke Skywalker, the most powerful force user in the galaxy. It should be known that we aren't based on the new Star Wars trilogy, we follow the Expanded Universe lore.

We don't use NS-stats, it would be unusual considering the franchise we are based on.

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Ubekibekibekibekistanstan
Attaché
 
Posts: 92
Founded: Dec 11, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ubekibekibekibekistanstan » Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:08 am

I can't give you that, but I can give you a ten-foot clock.
male, deist
life, socialism, conservatism, direct democracy, proportional representation, capital punishment, bill of rights, third parties, conservationism, immigration, meritocracy, net neutrality, impartiality, welfarism
racism, torture, zionism, electoral college, identity politics, copyright, marijuana bans, closed-mindedness

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The Glass Oasis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Glass Oasis » Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:23 am

Cant give nothing, heres a nanogram of polonium

I wish for a wish-granting monkeys' paw
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:00 am

I can't give you that but I can give you a cheep plastic back-scratcher.

I wish for an Alphonse and Fish colouring book.

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Boring People
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1603
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Mon Sep 23, 2019 4:56 pm

I can't give you that, but I can give you pancakes shaped like Alphonse and Fish.

I wish I could drive across oceans.

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Cupofchar
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 118
Founded: Sep 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Cupofchar » Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:22 am

I can't give you that but I can give you a goldfish in a bowl.

I wish for politicians to tell the truth.

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Trumpy America
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Trumpy America » Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:01 am

I can't give you that, but I can give you a television that comes with all of the news pre-blocked for you.

I wish I owned a uranium mine in need of maintenance.

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Greater Malayan Confederation
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Sep 11, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Greater Malayan Confederation » Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:41 am

The urnaium causes your death but make you a zombie?
I wish I was loved
GREATER MALAYAN CONFEDERATION
KONFEDERASI MALAYA YANG LEBIH BESAR
"BERSATU MALAYA"
A MT nation which started as an nonpolitical confederation and an international defence organisation in the 1960's between Malaysia, Philippines, and Indonesia later formed into the Asian tiger known today as the Greater Malayan Confederation. The Greater Malayan Confederation is an example and guide of progress, unity, diversity, and prosperity in not just Southeast Asia, but around the world.

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Unitarian Universalism
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jan 07, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Unitarian Universalism » Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:27 am

I can't give you that, but I can give you two shares of a greeting card company.

I wish I had a pet zombie.

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:15 am

I can't give you that but I can let you pet a zombie. Good luck with that.

I wish I could pitch the winning game of the World Series.

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Chernobyl and Pripyat
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 190
Founded: Jul 30, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Chernobyl and Pripyat » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:39 pm

I can’t give you that, but I can give you a thousand baseball-themed lawn gnomes.

I wish science didn’t exist.

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20716
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:53 am

I can't give you that, but I can give you bllod letting at your next doctor's appointment

I wish for the key to the lock
From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
17 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution List of NPC Nations
This account is fictious. Any In-Character posts made by this account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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The Soylent Green Party
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Soylent Green Party » Fri Oct 18, 2019 2:05 am

I can't give you that, but I can key your car door for you.

I want a new car.
Rember, you are what you eat!

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:27 am

I can't give you that but I can give you a 1960 Fiat 500 that has had every part replaced at least three times.

I want fish that swims counter-clockwise.
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Pacomia
Senator
 
Posts: 4811
Founded: May 23, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Pacomia » Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:52 am

I can’t do that, but I can give you a fish that swims like a clock on a tabletop counter.

I wish for a severed thumb.
This nation is based on (a slightly more extreme version of) my IRL opinions, and I answer issues accordingly.
Current accidental policies: No Sex
Results of political various tests I took meme awesome
Progressive capitalism gang

GLORY TO CASCADIA, NUCLEAR ENERGY IS A GOOD THING!
This user is a male.

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BlazingAngel
Envoy
 
Posts: 331
Founded: Dec 03, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby BlazingAngel » Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:34 am

I can't do that, but I can give you a popsicle that is shaped like a severed thumb.

I wish I am rich
Certified Firefighter. Currently taking an EMT course. Killed too many dummies with an AED. Living in Arizona.

Rub some aloe vera on your neck and perform chest compressions on yourself for about 30 times per minutes. Then wrap the fuck out of your right arm with a saran wrap. Lastly, rub your nipples for shock management. Paramedics approved

Know that tanker mean a water aircraft on the west side of the Mississippi River and the east side mean a Prius when requesting a tanker through comms
Never lose your hose unattended when conducting clean-up. You'll never get it back

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Physical Education with Coach Steve
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 19, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Physical Education with Coach Steve » Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:53 am

I can't give you that but I can give you a moldy gold fish cracker.

I wish I had a servant
P.E Class with me, Coach Steve! That's who I am!
An employee of Earth Industries, LLC
Okay so here's whats going on with me, not to brag but I recently ate a sandwich.
NEWS: Not to brag, but I've never been closer to suicide! | Let's go Mets, says me, Coach Steve! | Hey, I got a job at Rite-Aid! | So first of all, the Indians gave us this country for Thanksgiving, okay? So no backsies! | So yeah I'm an Uber driver now, wanna hear how long I've been an Uber driver? Want me to eavesdrop on your conversations?

Daily Coach Steve Fact
Quote/Fact: "“I pay my taxes in grapes.”

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20716
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Sun Oct 20, 2019 4:23 am

I can't give you that, but I can make you a servant


I wish for a hug from Gordon Ramsay
From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
17 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution List of NPC Nations
This account is fictious. Any In-Character posts made by this account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Maqkaradj
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 41
Founded: Oct 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Maqkaradj » Sun Oct 20, 2019 4:26 am

I can't give you that, but i can give you a hug


i wish for a toilet

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20716
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Sun Oct 20, 2019 4:47 am

Maqkaradj wrote:I can't give you that, but i can give you a hug

Deal! :hug:

i wish for a toilet

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I can't give you that, but I can give you a full bladder


I wish for a pie in the sky
From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
17 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution List of NPC Nations
This account is fictious. Any In-Character posts made by this account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Scorpio Spikal
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Scorpio Spikal » Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:48 am

Can't give you that, but I can give you a pie replacing the Sun.






I wish for 700 random letters following me.
:kick abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
:ban 0123456789
Scorpio Spikal Federation - The Tropes
I just kicked the entire alphabet and all of the numbers from my Minecraft server.

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Maqkaradj
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 41
Founded: Oct 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Maqkaradj » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:28 am

I can't give you that, but i can give you 700 child soldiers following you

I wish for a jet fighter

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:42 pm

I can't give you that but I can give you a guy who tried to fight a jet and lost. He's in this bag.

I wish I had six hams.

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20716
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:14 pm

I can't do that, but I can give you kosher immitation ham


I wish for it (as in, whatever "it" refers to in it's raining, it's snowing, it's sunny, it's cold or it's hot)
From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
17 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution List of NPC Nations
This account is fictious. Any In-Character posts made by this account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Super Mutant Army
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Oct 02, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Super Mutant Army » Mon Oct 21, 2019 7:58 pm

I can't give you that, but I can give you someone from Information Technology dressed in a clown costume. (Props if you get the joke.)

I wish that nobody got any wishes.

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