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Necunda
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Aug 09, 2016
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Necunda » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:48 am

You are 10 feet tall.

I wish i was ugly
The Kingdom of the Scarlet Torch of Nesotia| Skarat Kydil Yfir Konungr Nekunda
Your friendly neighborhood space Viking. | I love a woman that can kick my ass.
Number one place to get your own loyal house-husband!
Factbook Hub
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The Flaming Truth: Your house-husband becoming more assertive? Find out now how to discipline him and return him to his subservient self! The secret starts with the letter P | Bread found to be made out of ashes, citizens riot | Space whale breaches nebula barrier

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Myfanwyski
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 176
Founded: Aug 12, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Myfanwyski » Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:38 am

you don't need to wish-you just haven't realised you're not a kekistani but a human. Now you know- sorry.


to be 7 again and make new choices.

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:29 am

Myfanwyski wrote:to be 7 again and make new choices.

I can't make you seven again but I can make you forget everything you know so you have to go back to school for ten more years.

I wish for a sailboat.

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 344
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:43 am

Fatatatutti wrote:I wish for a sailboat.

I can't give you that, but I can give you a starship.

I wish for a microscopic driver's license.
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
Happy Independence Day!

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UIS Leviathan
Envoy
 
Posts: 230
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby UIS Leviathan » Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:37 pm

I can’t give you that but I can give you a microscopic car

I wish for a Leviathan bodypillow

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20951
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:05 pm

I can't give you that, but I can give a Levontian body pillow

I wish for it (as in whatever "it" is in it's raining, or it's snowing, or it's sunny, or it's hot, or it's cold)
From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
17 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution List of NPC Nations
This account is fictious. Any In-Character posts made by this account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11065
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:17 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:I can't give you that, but I can give a Levontian body pillow

I wish for it (as in whatever "it" is in it's raining, or it's snowing, or it's sunny, or it's hot, or it's cold)


I can't give you that, I can however give you the inky void of space. At least then you won't complain about the weather.

I wish for a thing. Even if that thing is nothing, I will be satisfied.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Chinese Japanese And Koreans
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Nov 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Chinese Japanese And Koreans » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:22 pm

i cant give you that, but i can give you some antimatter

i wish for arrow and spear-proof vest

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Vendellamoore
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Aug 04, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Vendellamoore » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:28 pm

I can't give you that, but here's some cardboard armor

A spaceship that can take me to another world
I am no longer a filthy Fascist, thank you.

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20951
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:13 pm

I can't give you that. I can, however, give you a very large trampoline

I wish for a life sized cardboard cut out of Taylor Swift
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From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
17 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution List of NPC Nations
This account is fictious. Any In-Character posts made by this account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Ther Sul Citzpacia
Attaché
 
Posts: 80
Founded: Aug 14, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Ther Sul Citzpacia » Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:04 am

there you are- but it was raining and has turned to the mush you see before you.

to burn all the amazon so i can be a cattle rancher

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Totrington
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Aug 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Totrington » Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:15 am

Congratulations - the Amazon has burned down! Unfortunately, all the cattle packed up and went off to start an intergalactic empire.

I wish for a battery
Month/year: September 2016

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 344
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Fri Aug 23, 2019 7:19 am

Totrington wrote:I wish for a battery

I can't give you that, but I can give you an assault.

I wish for a computer.
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
Happy Independence Day!

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The Glass Oasis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Fri Aug 23, 2019 7:23 am

Can’t do that, but I can give you a Virtual Boy.

I want a bag of cheetos, except the Cheetos themselves
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Deltia-
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 112
Founded: Jul 13, 2019
Capitalizt

Postby Deltia- » Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:45 am

Can't do that, but I can give you the actual Cheetos

I wish for new headphones.
Federal Kingdom of Deltia | Bundskongsriik Avontiken
A PMT de facto minarchist mafia state in OTL Poland that's Anglo-German and under a nominal constitutional monarchy with workhouses, coke legalization, a fast-growing economy with blackjack (and hookers!)
Overview | Monarch | Riikskanzler | Parties
(09/24/2020)Der Weld:Boris Johnson arrested after buying crystal meth  Now Playing:Juice WRLD, Marshmello - Come and Go 
Stonks: ADV 35 - +0.2%|CAC- -0.1%|FTSE- +0.4%|DAX- +0.3%
A 13.4 civilization, according to this index.(Tier: 7|Level: 2|Type: 5)
Each good reply, Alisa will gain 1% sanity. Counting: -20
YL/AL thing for me
Vanquish the summerposters!
Dibs on the next sig and best flag threads.

No NS stats
ADV 35=Deltian stock index

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D V
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Aug 28, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby D V » Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:49 am

I can't give you that. I can, however, give you a single headphone. The left one, even.

I wish for a better keyboard.
Progenitor of Ordek, a Sovereign of the Grace of Gaia

NS Stats are not, have never been, and never will be used!
I RP as several nations, but "the United Socialist States of Tulov" is the one I put 95% of my work into.
F7ers please refer to the Tulov dispatches, thank you.
Commonly known as Tulov, but D.V. is fine. A bit about me.

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:00 am

D V wrote:I wish for a better keyboard.

I can't give you that but I can give you a little vacuum cleaner to suck the crumbs out of your existing keyboard.



I wish I had a peanut butter sandwich.

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Marquisal
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 174
Founded: Jun 29, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Marquisal » Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:07 am

Uncle Marx wouldn't like that, therefor I won't give that, instead I give you the 1/42075983694284698 part of it as I have given everybody a piece of peanut butter.
Enoy your delicious atoms of flavour!


I wish I had the mustache of Hitler in a jar that acts as a light beacon during nights...
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✠ This GLORIOUS nation is an extreme parody of my political views, but somehow not so much ✠
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Totrington
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Aug 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Totrington » Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:20 am

Can't give you that, but I can give you 188.75 Hitlers. No more, no less. Oh, and you get 129 Stalins bundled in. And you're unarmed.

I wish for a single Zimbabwean dollar.
Month/year: September 2016

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Pacomia
Senator
 
Posts: 4811
Founded: May 23, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Pacomia » Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:22 am

I can’t give you that, but I can sell you Zimbabwe for a single dollar.

I wish for a void.
This nation is based on (a slightly more extreme version of) my IRL opinions, and I answer issues accordingly.
Current accidental policies: No Sex
Results of political various tests I took meme awesome
Progressive capitalism gang

GLORY TO CASCADIA, NUCLEAR ENERGY IS A GOOD THING!
This user is a male.

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Achaean-League
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jul 09, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Achaean-League » Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:00 pm

Pacomia wrote:I can’t give you that, but I can sell you Zimbabwe for a single dollar.

I wish for a void.


I can’t give you that but I can put you in space without a space suit


I wish for chocolate
Achaean League - Societas Achaia - Koinon ton Achaion

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The Achaean League is a Greek, Latin and English speaking Republic located in the Eastern Mediterranean. Well known for our Military, body modification, ancient heritage, our continued faith in the Greek Gods, and the fact that we have barely changed our government in 2000+ years (impressive for Europe right?). NS Stats are Turkish Propaganda and Anti-Democratic.

Axion: US gives grants Achaea Turkish F-35 contracts for $4.5 Billion, after Turkish S400 purchase | Achaea and Egypt start joint naval and air exercises, Turkish President Erdogan warns of ‘expanding Achaean Imperialism’ | Government warns against unnecessary travel to Hong Kong | SIS foils Terror plot for Bombing in Sparta, 18 arrested

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Destriustan
Attaché
 
Posts: 84
Founded: Apr 20, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Destriustan » Fri Aug 23, 2019 1:02 pm

I can't give you that, but here's some rocks painted brown.

I want socks.
Fantasy Medieval Monarchy

Henothiest and socialist

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Aug 23, 2019 2:54 pm

Destriustan wrote:I want socks.

I can't give you that - General Castro-Stalina has all of them - but I can get her grandmother to knit you a scarf.

I wish for the world's biggest sand castle.

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Piethrixia
Envoy
 
Posts: 336
Founded: Aug 08, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Piethrixia » Fri Aug 23, 2019 2:57 pm

Fatatatutti wrote:
I wish for the world's biggest sand castle.


I Can't give you that, but here's some Very small rocks in a pile.

I Wish For the number 47.
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A 5.3 civilization, according to this index.

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Totrington
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Aug 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Totrington » Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:24 pm

I can't give you that, but I can give you 47 number ones.

I wish for a bag of water.
Month/year: September 2016

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