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Grotesque spore creatures
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Posts: 51
Founded: May 29, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Grotesque spore creatures » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:21 am

Poor Monarchists...they're getting escorted!

(translated from Big Bean)



Earthonia News
(translated from an Atoll Burr who made the name)
June 10, 2019 | 11:39 AM

A group of foreigners, about 59, have officially made residence, although only 3 of the 59 lived because the rest of them got mauled by the aggressive and neutral Spore Creatures. A passive Nevin was in the house's attic that same evening.

(translated from Pyton and Blasa)
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Nationalist Teksas
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Posts: 57
Founded: May 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationalist Teksas » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:40 am

Why would you go there?
August 21, 2019: To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic has declared war on Ukraine. General Secretary Zyuganov has been reported as joking to guests in his dacha "As long as we give the Poles and Romanians Lwow and Bessarabia, they'll leave us alone."

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Greater Germanic Confederation
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Posts: 12
Founded: Feb 04, 2019
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Greater Germanic Confederation » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:59 am

Bengal and Assam wrote:
Greater Germanic Confederation wrote:
"Sharia Law imposed on the LGBT community? What an awful idea. But what can I expect from the 3rd world?" - Tobias Klügmann Resident of Haupstadt Germania, 1980


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"A cold war between the US and Germany? What of the Soviet Union and Imperial Japan?"-random Bengali

AN:
"In my world, that country is in a perpetual state of civil war, and cannot be rescued..."-random Bengali


"The Soviet Union was partitioned in the mid 1930's, and Japan has always stayed Isolationist and China became more powerful."

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Germania Morgenpost []Vol 129. June 29, 1980[] Pope Jean Paul II dies of unknown causes in the Vatican. Church scrambles for successor.


Mega Deutschland in a cold war with the United States.
We aren't Fascist. This nation doesn't represent my views.

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Icelandic Military Junta
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Apr 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Icelandic Military Junta » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:03 am

... Fourth Wall? What? Factbooks? Has my life been a lie? Am I just a character in a fictional story? Oh... I don't feel so good sweety.
- Aríaðna Mattíassdottir, turning to dust Infinity Wars style.




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IC Year: 2022
Icelandic Press: Medical: Cure research slows as monkey population dies of tuberculosis| Internal: Paganism grows in Akureyri| International: Last sane settlement with contact with Iceland is destroyed in Greenland by starvation, despite Icelandic efforts to keep it alive.

My attempt at making a morally grey-area nation by putting a mildly-shitty nation into a very shitty world.
I'm Hammer Britannia
In a permanent state of WIP.
Posts before 2020 are not canon anymore.
*Insert witty Plague Inc joke here*

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North German Realm
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Posts: 4350
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby North German Realm » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:16 am

"Danish attempts in keeping Iceland and Greenland was always futile. I'm just surprised it took Greenland that long to lose its settler population like it did the natives."
- Heinrich Meyer, Citizen of Berlin

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North Germany
Norddeutschland

Homepage || Overview | Sovereign | Chancellor | Military | Legislature || The World
4 Jul, 2020
Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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North German Realm
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Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby North German Realm » Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:17 pm

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North Germany
Norddeutschland

Homepage || Overview | Sovereign | Chancellor | Military | Legislature || The World
4 Jul, 2020
Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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Nationalist Teksas
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Posts: 57
Founded: May 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationalist Teksas » Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:18 pm

North German Realm wrote:"Danish attempts in keeping Iceland and Greenland was always futile. I'm just surprised it took Greenland that long to lose its settler population like it did the natives."
- Heinrich Meyer, Citizen of Berlin

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>Turkey
"Best of wishes to the rebels."
August 21, 2019: To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic has declared war on Ukraine. General Secretary Zyuganov has been reported as joking to guests in his dacha "As long as we give the Poles and Romanians Lwow and Bessarabia, they'll leave us alone."

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North German Realm
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Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby North German Realm » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:21 am

/bump
BN please respond to Nationalist Teksas
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North Germany
Norddeutschland

Homepage || Overview | Sovereign | Chancellor | Military | Legislature || The World
4 Jul, 2020
Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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Creslonia
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Posts: 227
Founded: Oct 27, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Creslonia » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:22 am

"Nationalism and democracy? Be careful when mixing those two . . ."
- Creslonian political commentator

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Overview | News
Creslonia does somewhat represent my personal views, although my newsposts do not necessarily reflect my opnions. NS stats are not used, refer to relevant factbooks. Feel free to telegram me about any questions you have about Creslonia.

• Economic Left/Right: 0.0
• Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.72
• NZ student in Canterbury
• Joined NationStates on the 22nd of October, 2017
• Pro: Public education, religious freedom, transparency, e-government, abortion, euthenasia, LGBT+, equal rights and opportunities, equal pay, due process of law, capitalism, democracy, free and fair elections, seperation of religion and state
• Anti: Communism, fascism, corruption, religious fanaticsm, homophobia, sexism, racism, capital punishment, political lobbying

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Bengal and Assam
Diplomat
 
Posts: 765
Founded: Jun 18, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bengal and Assam » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:38 am

Creslonia wrote:"Nationalism and democracy? Be careful when mixing those two . . ."
- Creslonian political commentator

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"It seems that you all are planning an eventual shift to a parliamentary system. Nice..."-a random Bengali
A country with a mixed Bengali, British and Oriental population and culture. NSStats not Used...
Led By Yuuhi Tsumikado... Mostly MT, with some elements of FT.
BBSOne:Protests break out in Shenzhen over the 33rd Anniversary of the Occupation of Guangdong by the British Commonwealth, one of the key events of the Sino-Anglo War of 1986. Under the Treaty of Luoyang, Guangdong Province was officially designated a Jointly Controlled Zone by the Republic of China and the Commonwealth. However, in practice, its run entirely by authorities in British Hong Kong, with reports of violence by the Royal Hong Kong Regiment and the Police to silence Pro-Chinese/Anti-Occupation voices creeping out every week.

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Creslonia
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Posts: 227
Founded: Oct 27, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Creslonia » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:42 am

-snip-

"It seems that you all are planning an eventual shift to a parliamentary system. Nice..."-a random Bengali


We already are :)

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Overview | News
Creslonia does somewhat represent my personal views, although my newsposts do not necessarily reflect my opnions. NS stats are not used, refer to relevant factbooks. Feel free to telegram me about any questions you have about Creslonia.

• Economic Left/Right: 0.0
• Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.72
• NZ student in Canterbury
• Joined NationStates on the 22nd of October, 2017
• Pro: Public education, religious freedom, transparency, e-government, abortion, euthenasia, LGBT+, equal rights and opportunities, equal pay, due process of law, capitalism, democracy, free and fair elections, seperation of religion and state
• Anti: Communism, fascism, corruption, religious fanaticsm, homophobia, sexism, racism, capital punishment, political lobbying

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Allied Iran
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Feb 06, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allied Iran » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:50 am

"Why would anyone want to put the Union Jack on their flag if they could avoid it? And you guys welcome that infernal symbol of oppression and degradation?"
- Ahmad Wa'li, citizen of Qeshm
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State of Iran
کشور ایران

Genocidally insane, Arabophobic, Islamophobic, Cartoonishly Evil Fascist Iran. Doesn't follow my own political views.
Overview | President | Legislature | The World
Mehr-e-Khavaran: Hospital in Tehran's Shariati St. burns down while investigations are still ongoing about the East Tehran explosion. 'The two are linked somehow' Police believes. 17 medical personnel and 2 patients dead. | Explosion detected in Natanz Nuclear facility. Authorities claim 'no danger of nuclear fallout'. Citizens evacuate regardless. | Even Qajar has its Apologists! New trend of apologia for the worst dynasty in Iranian history by small Azeri minority confuses nation. | Mosque closed down in Tehran for being a 'centre of activism for Political Islam', mosque Imam arrested, to be tried for treason.

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Icadias
Envoy
 
Posts: 250
Founded: Aug 01, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Icadias » Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:07 am

Its about time Iran has to revert to its more secular and progressive ways
The Queendom Of Icadias
"Our heroes, our protectors"
HRM, Catherine
News Cycle:Comment latest.

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Nationalist Teksas
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: May 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationalist Teksas » Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:39 am

>LGBT Story
"This is why it absolutely perplexes me that gay libtards (sic) love Islam so much. Don't they realize that Islam calls for you to DIE!? Libs, total morons."
-Devout Republican Andy Ramirez
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August 21, 2019: To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic has declared war on Ukraine. General Secretary Zyuganov has been reported as joking to guests in his dacha "As long as we give the Poles and Romanians Lwow and Bessarabia, they'll leave us alone."

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North German Realm
Senator
 
Posts: 4350
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby North German Realm » Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:55 am

"What can an independent Texas do against the Chinese? Even now, their population alone makes them a terrifying enemy to fight."
- Heinrich Meyer, Citizen of Berlin

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North Germany
Norddeutschland

Homepage || Overview | Sovereign | Chancellor | Military | Legislature || The World
4 Jul, 2020
Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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Islaevia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Apr 22, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Islaevia » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:43 am

Pan-German activist executed in Pfalz!

"I don't think 'arson' is a good technique to reunite a country. Needless to say, didn't work"

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Република Социялиста Ислӕва - Riepublika Soțialista Islæva - Islaevian Socialist Republic

Factbook (read first) | News | Weekly polls
NS stats only give an approximate idea of this nation. This nation does not represent my political views.

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Greater Germanic Confederation
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Feb 04, 2019
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Greater Germanic Confederation » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:47 am

"This is why authoritarian hell-holes need to be abolished and have a better government." Klaus Lubeck Resident of Christiania





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Germania Morgenpost []Vol 129. June 29, 1980[] Pope Jean Paul II dies of unknown causes in the Vatican. Church scrambles for successor.


Mega Deutschland in a cold war with the United States.
We aren't Fascist. This nation doesn't represent my views.

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North German Realm
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Posts: 4350
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby North German Realm » Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:12 pm

"Why would an Empress marry a Duke? I mean, seriously, I'd get it if the latter's title was ceremonial, but a landed duke is not even in the same social system, much less the social plane, as an Empress, and the empress of the Vaterland no less"
- Heinrich Meyer, Citizen of Berlin

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North Germany
Norddeutschland

Homepage || Overview | Sovereign | Chancellor | Military | Legislature || The World
4 Jul, 2020
Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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North German Realm
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Posts: 4350
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby North German Realm » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:52 am

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North Germany
Norddeutschland

Homepage || Overview | Sovereign | Chancellor | Military | Legislature || The World
4 Jul, 2020
Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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Nationalist Teksas
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: May 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationalist Teksas » Wed Jun 12, 2019 5:15 am

North German Realm wrote:/bump

>Britain claims the Holy Land.
"Is war with Turkey coming?"
-Eddy Rosenberg, Jewish Texan (D-R).
August 21, 2019: To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic has declared war on Ukraine. General Secretary Zyuganov has been reported as joking to guests in his dacha "As long as we give the Poles and Romanians Lwow and Bessarabia, they'll leave us alone."

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North German Realm
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Posts: 4350
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby North German Realm » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:42 am

Nationalist Teksas wrote:
North German Realm wrote:/bump

>Britain claims the Holy Land.
"Is war with Turkey coming?"
-Eddy Rosenberg, Jewish Texan (D-R).

(It's literally ending. Scratch that, with my new post, it's ended) /skip
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North Germany
Norddeutschland

Homepage || Overview | Sovereign | Chancellor | Military | Legislature || The World
4 Jul, 2020
Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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Rp Genosha
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Posts: 56
Founded: Oct 18, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Rp Genosha » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:23 pm

Nationalist Teksas wrote:
North German Realm wrote:/bump

>Britain claims the Holy Land.
"Is war with Turkey coming?"
-Eddy Rosenberg, Jewish Texan (D-R).


At least things in your military are progressing well enough to create 2 new units
The Republic of Genosha | Jamhuuri Genosha
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Genosha, a Parliamentary Republic between Somalia and The Seychelles, is the often referred to as the Mutant Israel. And they would be correct. NS Stats not used. Set in combined DC and Marvel Universe with Deus Ex elements.

Genoshan Outreach Bureau
Neucom-Czerka-Anaxi changes its name to Carja Conglomerate | Genoshan Airways inaugural flights to Gotham, Vancouver,  Illyentov and Auckland today using Monteluci Bora | Arasaka Corporation opens new private security training compound in Havershaw as part of acquisition agreement with Carja

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
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Posts: 266
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:27 pm

So Genosha getting new alliances with the powers in the area, so it can survive. Also, Trump's visiting

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I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Nu-Cascadia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 45
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Nu-Cascadia » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:34 pm

The disappearing prince is interesting - perhaps he's gone native. As for the religious war, big yawn. Even if it's successful, the Empire is only succeeding in creating a cyclical problem.

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STRENGTH THROUGH SECURITY

THE FUTURE IS NOW

SEQUERE PECUNIAM




A nation set in the year 2049, owned entirely by one corporate entity with an indisputable head. Factbooks before NS stats. NS stats generally supplement crappier factbooks.


I'm always open to collaborate, RP, and answer IC/OOC questions!
IC/OOC telegrams always open!

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North German Realm
Senator
 
Posts: 4350
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby North German Realm » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:57 pm

"Warfare in space is a terrifying concept, but one that is nearly inevitable, once science catches up with creativity in that regard. I wonder how many years we are from such a weapon."
- Heinrich Meyer, Citizen of Berlin

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North Germany
Norddeutschland

Homepage || Overview | Sovereign | Chancellor | Military | Legislature || The World
4 Jul, 2020
Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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