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Nationalist Teksas
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Founded: May 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationalist Teksas » Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:54 pm

>Speyer
"Ah, so your universe is finally getting a Great War of its own. Strange saw this in one of his timelines."
-Professor Odd, student of the late Dr. Strange.
August 21, 2019: To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic has declared war on Ukraine. General Secretary Zyuganov has been reported as joking to guests in his dacha "As long as we give the Poles and Romanians Lwow and Bessarabia, they'll leave us alone."

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Skolipendra Organization
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Founded: May 02, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Skolipendra Organization » Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:45 pm

Nationalist Teksas wrote:>Speyer
"Ah, so your universe is finally getting a Great War of its own. Strange saw this in one of his timelines."
-Professor Odd, student of the late Dr. Strange.


"Freedom Dragon Air Corps? We have a very difficult time believing the dragon monks would be willing to form a military unit. This is most unusual."
-Samko Helicos Skolipendra, the Chittering Creeper




Operations in the Sea of Marmara aboard the SS Ourang Medan discovered by private investigator and friends. While on board, they were attacked by ghouls that had been plaguing the ship, and killed 9 ghouls with electrocution, releasing their wraiths. Specific conditions were given to the group to allow them to live; the only reason they were not killed on the spot was that nobody would believe their story if they were to come forward. Should they break those conditions, all of them will be killed, as well as everyone they tell.
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Greate Boston
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Postby Greate Boston » Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:08 am

"Ghouls don't have wraiths! And why use electrocution when a single well-aimed shot from any gun, even a pipe gun, can take one down?"
- General Nathan Hart

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Radio Freedom: Field reports suggest there is a state of war between the raider clans in Charleston. | Brotherhood of Apocalypse found the Commowealth's first Hospital in Sanctuary. | Essex Zone radstorm ends after 7 days, leaves 16 casualties.

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Creslonia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Creslonia » Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:02 am

'extermination'
Love that word.

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Skolipendra Organization
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Skolipendra Organization » Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:51 am

Greate Boston wrote:"Ghouls don't have wraiths! And why use electrocution when a single well-aimed shot from any gun, even a pipe gun, can take one down?"
- General Nathan Hart

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T;DR the factbook that was linked: Ghouls can't pass on. Destroying the body does not change that basic fact. The wraith is the soul of the ghoul. As for why use electrocution? They were on the deck of a ship. There was water everywhere. Electrocution could take out multiple ghouls without expending ammo. And no a single well-aimed shot does not always take out a ghoul.

Ghouls laugh at your modern "zombie culture" and turn the existence of it into your weakness. They defy nearly every single aspect of modern "zombie culture" but one - they hunger for your flesh. But even that one they turn on it's head - they will eat each other too, and even eat themselves sometimes. Every preconception about how they would work is generally shown to be false, making working off of such preconceptions detrimental.

Modern zombies, for the most part, are a known thing. Pop cultural osmosis makes it so that any dumbass can kill a zombie. A lot of zombie fiction relies not on the zombies being dangerous, but being put into other situations with zombies. People are too afraid to change how the zombies actually work in most cases. The most interesting zombies are ones that break those trends, and thus end up being the most memorable. To make a zombie scary (or in this case, ghoul), take away everything you think you know about them, and show it to be false. For fear of the unknown coupled with fear for life... now that is good horror.

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North German Realm
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Postby North German Realm » Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:31 am

Creslonia wrote:'extermination'
Love that word.

Link in signature.

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Nationalist Teksas
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Ex-Nation

Postby Nationalist Teksas » Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:52 pm

Creslonia wrote:'extermination'
Love that word.

Link in signature.

>Ministries

"Doesn't matter, as long as the people are satisfied with the government."
Rick Brown, member of the TPP-BT (Texan People's Party - Black Texans)
August 21, 2019: To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic has declared war on Ukraine. General Secretary Zyuganov has been reported as joking to guests in his dacha "As long as we give the Poles and Romanians Lwow and Bessarabia, they'll leave us alone."

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North German Realm
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Postby North German Realm » Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:11 pm

"If these Sinos are so big a threat, wouldn't it make more sense to find more support, rather than let it go because there isn't any? Coalitions against threatening and terrible countries begin by diplomacy after all."
- Heinrich Meyer, Citizen of Berlin

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Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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Democratic Socialists

Postby Bengal and Assam » Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:45 pm

North German Realm wrote:"If these Sinos are so big a threat, wouldn't it make more sense to find more support, rather than let it go because there isn't any? Coalitions against threatening and terrible countries begin by diplomacy after all."
- Heinrich Meyer, Citizen of Berlin

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Nationalist Teksas
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Postby Nationalist Teksas » Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:55 am

Hmm, will this warrant a return to British rule?
August 21, 2019: To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic has declared war on Ukraine. General Secretary Zyuganov has been reported as joking to guests in his dacha "As long as we give the Poles and Romanians Lwow and Bessarabia, they'll leave us alone."

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North German Realm
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Postby North German Realm » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:05 am

"Any soldier falling is a shame and something that should be avoided. If I ever sing Der gute Kamerad again in my life for a comrade, it will be too soon."
- Reichskanzler Alfred von Wastrecht-Orenblau

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Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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Takiran
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Founded: Sep 14, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Takiran » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:15 am

I hope it's inevitable.
Breaking news: Bagels now outlawed.
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North German Realm
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Postby North German Realm » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:53 pm

Takiran wrote:I hope it's inevitable.
Breaking news: Bagels now outlawed.

What is this in response to?

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Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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Creslonia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Creslonia » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:23 pm

"Glad I'm not living in Liberia"
- Creslonian political commentator

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Takiran
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Takiran » Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:26 pm

North German Realm wrote:
Takiran wrote:I hope it's inevitable.
Breaking news: Bagels now outlawed.

What is this in response to?

link in sig

Your signature.
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"There is no god but Allah, Muhammad is the messenger of Allah."
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North German Realm
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Postby North German Realm » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:49 pm

Takiran wrote:
North German Realm wrote:What is this in response to?

link in sig

Your signature.
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I specifically have a link to my news in my signature lmao /skip
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Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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Never Whatever
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Tyranny by Majority

Postby Never Whatever » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:59 pm

"Oof--" Tadano
Breaking News: Robots now replacing janitor nationwide.

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The Arstotzkan Socialist Republic
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Arstotzkan Socialist Republic » Fri Jun 14, 2019 11:46 pm

"Robots doing dirty work?
I bet Impor and the United Federation have this as well"

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Recent Headlines: Yet another terrorist bombing by die-hard Kolechian nationals in the city of Kolekrai. 16 dead and 124 Injured in the attack.

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North German Realm
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Postby North German Realm » Fri Jun 14, 2019 11:54 pm

"A polio epidemic hints that your development needs a lot of work. Both in terms of welfare and vaccination and in terms of urban development. Maybe divert some funds from the army or subsidies temporarily?"
- Heinrich Meyer, Citizen of Berlin

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Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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Creslonia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Creslonia » Sat Jun 15, 2019 1:02 am

"There's always something going on in the Middle East"
- Creslonian political commentator

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Postby North German Realm » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:50 am

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Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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Islaevia
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Founded: Apr 22, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Islaevia » Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:47 am

Police Raid White Legacy House

"I would like to publicly commend the Special Operations Unit for the operation. The amount of weapons in possession of White Legacy is alarming, though - considering it seems they have obtained them illegally".

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Република Социялиста Ислӕва - Riepublika Soțialista Islæva - Islaevian Socialist Republic

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North German Realm
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby North German Realm » Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:57 pm

"It is generally deemed suspicious when a opposition politician is nearly murdered while in court. Mandated protection for all people who are to be tried is probably necessary, wouldn't want the guy we're about to execute to be murdered by assassins we hired now, do we?"
- Gretel Ganz-Hepner, Hanoverian suffragette

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4 Jul, 2020
Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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Takiran
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Founded: Sep 14, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Takiran » Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:58 pm

North German Realm wrote:
Takiran wrote:Your signature.
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I specifically have a link to my news in my signature lmao /skip

Oh, I was responding to the assassination thing.
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"There is no god but Allah, Muhammad is the messenger of Allah."
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Anti: Israel, War against Islam, homosexuality, Islamophobia, alcohol, fornication, adultery, the West, democracy, pedophilia (Aisha was not a child when the Prophet Muhammad (saws) married her), zoophilia, necrophilia.

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North German Realm
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby North German Realm » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:41 pm

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North Germany
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4 Jul, 2020
Die Morgenpost: Turkey faces International Backlash for acts of aggression! || North Germany suffers first defeat in Strata Zagora! Retreating forces regroup in Yambol, move to capture enemy positions in Burgas. | Nicosia fully liberated from Turkish occupation, legitimate government reestablished in Cyprus by the Commonwealth of Nations. | North German Destroyer IMS Berlin joins Aircraft Carrier IMS Preußen in bombarding Tunisian positions in Cape of Bon. French garrison in Tunis defeats Tunisian forces attempting to capture the city. | Coal Phaseout in North Germany reaches third stage, expected to be completed by 2025.

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