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Valentine Z
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:12 am

7. (ON BURMA CLEAN WATER INITIATIVE)

Burmese State-President Cho Nandar and the Burmese District Assembly have been fighting for the implementation of the BCW [Burma Clean Water] Law since 2016, but concerns logistics and funding have continuously burdened them. [...] The BCW seeks to provide clean water through public taps all across Burma through rerouting many of the wartime-constructed utility systems lurking below their cities. [...] Now that our coffers are filling-up, much of their District Assembly is now ready to concede to its terms. The State-President has also approached me regarding a possibility that his model be implemented in the states of Nusantara, Indochina, and the Chinese region of Tibet. The Sixth Administration is in close coordination with both the Federal Congress of Soviets and the various District Assemblies of the states aforementioned in order to fully-achieve this goal.


Burma getting recognition. Now that I like! Hopefully Burma will get that clean, clean Aqua. And the name is pretty accurate too, I will give it that. Nandar is quite a common name.

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Aurevbush
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Postby Aurevbush » Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:09 am

Woah! They finally did it, they colonized another planet!!! I didnt know 9 billion people lived at Mars!"

-Senate Leader Jarvis Kennedy

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Valentine Z
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Postby Valentine Z » Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:13 am

Aurevbush wrote:Woah! They finally did it, they colonized another planet!!! O didnt know 9 billion people lived at Mars!"

-Senate Leader Jarvis Kennedy

Siggity soogity


That could have been phrased better, my bad. :P I meant that Earth + Mars is at 9+ billion now that another planet has been colonized.

Still, thanks for looking to it! ^^

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Snofjogur
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Postby Snofjogur » Mon Jul 29, 2019 1:39 pm

How exactly did the police neutralise the giant plant predator? Hopefully not by killing it. Also, it'd be great if it could be studied in a humane way.

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Aruia
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Founded: Apr 01, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Aruia » Mon Jul 29, 2019 6:58 pm

no inferno is a good sign i believe, ecological responsobility is important.

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Pan-Asiatic States
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Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:22 pm

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Neu Nederland
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Ex-Nation

Postby Neu Nederland » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:00 am

"Secretaris-Generaal Alba makes some good points in his address. I can't in good sense support all of them, but some of them are good nonetheless. In particular, expansion of trade -and the crushing of anyone who would try to stop it- is something I can get behind."
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The Glass Oasis
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Founded: Jun 20, 2019
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Postby The Glass Oasis » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:02 am

“Hey, I’ve seen this before!”
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Nouveau Quebecois
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Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:03 am

That reporter has got a point. It's time we show sand who's the boss.
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Kwashiorkistan
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Ex-Nation

Postby Kwashiorkistan » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:32 am

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The Glass Oasis
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Founded: Jun 20, 2019
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Postby The Glass Oasis » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:43 am

“Huh, okay then. We could probably help you if the heat gets too out of hand though.”
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“Yeah, we have some experience with heat, we also have technology.”
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News: The sand is just getting worse, reporters say. It’s like, 92% sand by now! You can’t even swim in it anymore! I guess you can walk, but even then it’s not enough percent sand to WALK!

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Zeonk
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Postby Zeonk » Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:28 am

The sand is just getting worse, reporters say. It’s like, 92% sand by now! You can’t even swim in it anymore! I guess you can walk, but even then it’s not enough percent sand to WALK

"I don't like sand either. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."-random citizen

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Marquisal
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Founded: Jun 29, 2019
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Postby Marquisal » Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:45 am

When I first started having colonies, I had never heard that concept of colony. I thougt that you had to conquer some land and impose your rule there, but now with all the modernity apparently you can build your own terrain to be a colonizer...
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The Fylkirate
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Postby The Fylkirate » Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:36 am

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Aurevbush
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Aurevbush » Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:27 am

"The Fylkirate sanctions raids against the Merchant Republic to liberate Norden slaves."

"If only we had a portal to come and assist in the raids."

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Valley of the Damned
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Founded: Jun 19, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Valley of the Damned » Tue Jul 30, 2019 7:31 am

Conspiracy theorists and meme LARPers intend to "raid Sector AP16" in 3 mths.


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For many years we were locked in a bloody war with the Earth United Government. Dying and fighting as cannon fodders for a promised homeland not of our own. With morale at an all time low, we abandoned the Hyperion Remnant Fleet and headed west from Greenland to Svalbard. Countless of lives were lost, it wasn't easy going there. We'll march west from the Valley as traitors then return home as champions.
Isfjord Radio: Boy dies after playing with a land mine that resembles a colorful toy. The Chapter suspects EUG soldiers have left these land mines after their withdrawal from the island and urge the locals not to go near land mines when scavenging.

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Free Arabian Nation
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Founded: May 02, 2018
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Free Arabian Nation » Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:13 am

Man... That name sounds familiar... They're inbred too? What the fuck. They're inbred for purity reasons too? Allah above, what is this crap? ... Similarities to jacksss Austrians aside, the fact they have been able to get away with so much murder saddens me and I only hope that these sick fucks get their just punishment as soon as possible.
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Valley of the Damned
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Ex-Nation

Postby Valley of the Damned » Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:24 am

Free Arabian Nation wrote:Man... That name sounds familiar... They're inbred too? What the fuck. They're inbred for purity reasons too? Allah above, what is this crap? ... Similarities to jacksss Austrians aside, the fact they have been able to get away with so much murder saddens me and I only hope that these sick fucks get their just punishment as soon as possible.
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The Habsburgs of Spain are notorious for incest hence the Habsburg Jaw and the Habsborgen name. As well as with the royals only marrying their own relatives of pure royal blood.
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Year: 2082/0082 IC | Overview | Leader | Theme Song
For many years we were locked in a bloody war with the Earth United Government. Dying and fighting as cannon fodders for a promised homeland not of our own. With morale at an all time low, we abandoned the Hyperion Remnant Fleet and headed west from Greenland to Svalbard. Countless of lives were lost, it wasn't easy going there. We'll march west from the Valley as traitors then return home as champions.
Isfjord Radio: Boy dies after playing with a land mine that resembles a colorful toy. The Chapter suspects EUG soldiers have left these land mines after their withdrawal from the island and urge the locals not to go near land mines when scavenging.

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The Great-German Empire
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Founded: Nov 25, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Great-German Empire » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:56 pm

"Good to see that monster hang. I have nothing more to say."

-Manfred Großfürst von Blume, Hochmarschall des Reiches



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Unapologetic libertarian populist monarchism

Vossische Zeitung: The Chancellor, Baron Hartmann, announced in a rally that he will 'work tirelessly against the formation of a society of control' | Hungary edges out Germany 4-3 in Euro Cup final; Kaiser personally congratulates Hungarians for an 'exceptional' game | According to survey, 73% of Germans oppose an introduction of speed limits on major Autobahns

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Zeonk
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Founded: Apr 30, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Zeonk » Tue Jul 30, 2019 3:50 pm

16-year-old Czech King, whose father and elder brother - the previous King and Crown Prince - were tragically murdered last year, says he will be ready to dismiss regent 'in three years at the latest'

Let's hope he doesn't bite the dust too and that the transition goes smoothly.

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An Inkling World
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Founded: Jul 25, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby An Inkling World » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:05 pm

Modernization is always something good, imo


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<コ:彡 United Nations of Aphrodia <コ:彡

After (most of) Humanity is sent to its watery tomb, a race of squid-like creatures, the Inklings, step up and become the new dominant race in a sunken planet.

Aphrodia City Times: Inkopolis sees 10.5% revenue increase because of the World Turf War Cup! | Vealia defeats Midria in a 4-0 win | Inkopolitia HUMILIATES Brizal in the World Turf War Cup, knocking Brizal out of the Cup!


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Trans Slavia
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Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Trans Slavia » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:08 pm

"Well, seeings as we are up against a bunch of Squid-Human hybrid children equipped with Paintball guns, I'm sure we have a significant chance."

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♦ Федерација ТрансСлавије ♦ Die Föderation von Transslawien ♦

Trans Slavia is a authoritarian socialist democracy situated in Eurasia, Stretching from the Far East to Western France.
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An Inkling World
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Founded: Jul 25, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby An Inkling World » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:25 pm

Trans Slavia wrote:"Well, seeings as we are up against a bunch of Squid-Human hybrid children equipped with Paintball guns, I'm sure we have a significant chance."

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I honestly can't tell if you're kidding or not. One question, why?

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<コ:彡 United Nations of Aphrodia <コ:彡

After (most of) Humanity is sent to its watery tomb, a race of squid-like creatures, the Inklings, step up and become the new dominant race in a sunken planet.

Aphrodia City Times: Inkopolis sees 10.5% revenue increase because of the World Turf War Cup! | Vealia defeats Midria in a 4-0 win | Inkopolitia HUMILIATES Brizal in the World Turf War Cup, knocking Brizal out of the Cup!


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Trans Slavia
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Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Trans Slavia » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:26 pm

An Inkling World wrote:
Trans Slavia wrote:"Well, seeings as we are up against a bunch of Squid-Human hybrid children equipped with Paintball guns, I'm sure we have a significant chance."

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I honestly can't tell if you're kidding or not. One question, why?

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It's mostly a joke.
♦ The Socialist Federation of Trans Slavia ♦ Socialističny Federacija Transslavija ♦
♦ Федерација ТрансСлавије ♦ Die Föderation von Transslawien ♦

Trans Slavia is a authoritarian socialist democracy situated in Eurasia, Stretching from the Far East to Western France.
Moscow Times: []Sept 20, 1995[] Croatian and Bosnian insurgents capitulate.

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Pan-Asiatic States
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Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:32 pm

"Interesting... Their political structure of assimilation seems to bear many similarities to our own. I wish them victory in pursuing their further conflicts."
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