Your reaction to AN's news II

[North German Realm]

A Continuation of the original thread with the same name. Please keep in mind that your reaction can be IC or OOC. It needs not saying that if you don't have any news in any form or shape, please refrain from posting here.

Literally quoted verbatim from the first thread:
Nation A:
"There is no news above me." - President A

"Earlier today, the police arrest 3 teenagers for spraying paint on the dog in the park." - DailyNews

Nation B:
"It's animal abuse. They deserve it." - Prime Minister B

"Following the latest legislation, our country now bans wearing red shoes on Sunday." - Capital's Today

Nation C:
"Why would they do that?" - Chancellor C

"Yesterday, NanoSoft corporation released the new ePhone 11." - Box News

As nobody seems to be above me, I will go first. My news is in my signature.

[Mersdon]

"Leave Bavaria alone!"
-an expat in the street

"Today, Imperial scientists discovered that it only takes seven pounds of force to rip off the average person's ear. Why is this relevant? We don't know. Does this matter? We don't care."

[New Transeurasia]

"Leave Bavaria alone!"
-an expat in the street

"Today, Imperial scientists discovered that it only takes seven pounds of force to rip off the average person's ear. Why is this relevant? We don't know. Does this matter? We don't care."
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This is like one of those little bits of knowledge that have no use anywhere but you will never forget, like bananas have potassium in them which makes them slightly radioactive.

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[Allied Iran]

"He threw a wild animal into a restaurant drive-through? that couldn't have been safe. I wonder what the punishment is going to be."
- Navid Homayuni, Iranian

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[Bengal and Assam]

"He threw a wild animal into a restaurant drive-through? that couldn't have been safe. I wonder what the punishment is going to be."
- Navid Homayuni, Iranian

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"Well, a company mandated lunch break doesn't mean that the Employees have to eat..."

[Federal-Erusea]

Every symbol of democracy should be venorated

[Greate Boston]

"And is this Prince of Cayenne a claimant to Cayenne's throne in any capacity? It's not a good idea to let a foreigner with a claim to another throne to be part of your own line of succession. Bad things could happen. Bad things you'd probably avoid by becoming a Republic."
- Overboss Nora Hart

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[Soviet Tankistan]

"And is this Prince of Cayenne a claimant to Cayenne's throne in any capacity? It's not a good idea to let a foreigner with a claim to another throne to be part of your own line of succession. Bad things could happen. Bad things you'd probably avoid by becoming a Republic."
- Overboss Nora Hart

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OOC: What on Earth is happening? 'Wasteland' sums it up nicely, but what is the apocalypse that caused this? The news is strange enough to invite further reading on this alternate Boston.

Stalingrad Report: Multiple terrorist attacks thwarted by brave efforts/Nationalists attempt to hijack flight; killed by citizen and vacationing police officer/Raid on house reveals improvised bomb/Hospital shooting averted by armed bystanders. Soviet News: Economic prosperity ushered in despite fears of invasion/Nationalist uprising has dozens of supoorters.

[Snofjogur]

Replying to the Stalingrad Report: It would seem Tankistan is being torn apart by terrorism and organised crime. Something needs to be done before thousands of innocents are killed. We hope the government will attempt to fix the situation as soon as possible.

Latest news: Mars plan revised, manned mission pushed back

[Federal-Erusea]

My hopes that the mars mission works out. Humanity needs to expand to survive, mars is the logical first step in planetary colonisation.

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[North German Realm]

"Ah Well, if the wealthy and the well-bred don't patronize industry and buy into it, who would?"
- Heinrich Meyer, Citizen of Berlin

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[The Russian Nations]

"Lighthouse war plummets all stocks, i wonder what happened during said war? and why was it named the lighthouse war though? either way i feel bad for all the stock owners but other than that it seems like this lighthouse war was major."

-Colonel Nogova Mikhail Alexandrov, Supreme Leader of Neo-Russia.

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"So, the labor reforms there are unlikely to be broken or overturned eh? that's good for the people and the workers, because at least they'll have a chance at better work."

-Colonel Nogova Mikhail Alexandrov, Supreme Leader of Neo-Russia.

[New Transeurasia]

canada embargoes america

another reason to move to canada from america.

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[Icelandic Military Junta]

... Are you sure that man isn't Floridian? I've heard crazy things from that state... well Ex-State. None-The-Matter, this made me laugh due to how bizarre it is.
- Aríaðna Mattíassdottir

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[Creslonia]

"The good 'ol 'dissapearances'! The oldest trick in the book."
- Creslonian political commentator

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[New Transeurasia]

... Are you sure that man isn't Floridian? I've heard crazy things from that state... well Ex-State. None-The-Matter, this made me laugh due to how bizarre it is.
- Aríaðna Mattíassdottir

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Apsny, or known to foreigners as Abkhazia, is basically NT's version of Florida.

AN:
Makes sense. Trade must be regulated in at least some form, or it gets out of hand and falls into a downward spiral.

[Irrasin]

These Apsny people sure are rowdy. What explanation is there to throw a wild animal into a drive thru

[Greate Boston]

"That can't be a good idea. A Statesman shouldn't have a private business to attend to when in office. They are, at that point, only a face of the public."
- General Nathan Hart

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[Rp Genosha]

It’s good that they could turn something in that nuclear wasteland into a “fucking fortress”. They definitely need it.

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[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

"The Kennyite Government is encouraged by any sign of Wakanda willing to do business with the outside world. All that precious vibranium." - Vice President Jack Riley



Lead story in the Paradise City Town Crier: "The Empress and her new Consort are reportedly sleeping in separate palaces after a stormy disagreement over the GOT finale....

"Palace observers say the Consort is staying in a lavish mansion usually reserved for the Empress' pets."

[North German Realm]

"That this Empress has a mansion specifically reserved for her pets -and I hope this actually means domesticated animals- is terrible enough to prove that the Kennyite state is in need of a violent reform. Disgusting."
- Gretel Ganz-Hepner, Hanoverian suffragette

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[Rp Genosha]

Hopefully Venice become self determining again.

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[North German Realm]

/bump

[Icadias]

I wonder how that new policy of yours is gonna work in the long run

[Allied Iran]

"Ugh, marriage among cousins. That's more common than you'd hope, but even though monarchies are traditionally inbred, I didn't expect something as terrible as that."
- Shabnam Fazeli, Student in University of Isfehan


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