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Old Northwest
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Posts: 180
Founded: Oct 23, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Old Northwest » Wed Apr 29, 2020 11:42 am

Oofd wrote:Because of your flag.

This thread is about the primary banner, not the flag. The primary banner is the banner (background image) that appears when you click on someones nation. It's the picture behind the flag.
/skip.
"The capitalists make appeals to order and democracy to justify their terror. But not us. We make no excuses for the red terror." - Comrade Alex Xavierra
We killed all your kings. Nous avons tué tous vos rois. 私たちはすべての王様を殺しました。 Wir haben alle deine Könige getötet. لقد قتلنا كل ملوككم. Tumewaua wafalme wako wote. Hemos matado a todos tus reyes. Мы смерть все ваш тцарьей. Táimid tar éis do ríthe go léir a mharú. ما تمام پادشهانتان را کشتیم.
The Flag of the Proletarian Dictatorship
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Post-modern tech communism.
Note: factbooks are currently inaccurate.
I wrote issue #1249.

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Feyrisshire
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Posts: 377
Founded: Nov 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Feyrisshire » Wed Apr 29, 2020 11:47 am

Life there is probably like an American sitcom like Seinfield or The Office, but a lot more bland and monotonous. Oh, and you'll probably meet this guy named Joe or Bob, who smiles a lot and probably is your office boss or insurance sales agent.

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Knock-Knock
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Posts: 5
Founded: Mar 10, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Knock-Knock » Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:48 pm

magic exists and can be wielded, looks very fantasy-esque. i can imagine that folks probably live in dense kingdoms like that, protected from wilds outside the city.

please don't feature me in the "stereotypes about feyrisshire" dispatch, please god i did nothing wrong.
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Feyrisshire
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Founded: Nov 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Feyrisshire » Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:58 pm

Knock-Knock wrote:magic exists and can be wielded, looks very fantasy-esque. i can imagine that folks probably live in dense kingdoms like that, protected from wilds outside the city.

please don't feature me in the "stereotypes about feyrisshire" dispatch, please god i did nothing wrong.


Lol. I no longer update that Dispatch, that was for the few months ago. And they're more of a way to document people's responses to F7 on me. And not all of those stereotypes are wrong, a lot of them are actually right! Also, if you say so, I'll not quote you on any of my Dispatches.

Also, you're stereotype is totally wrong. UwU

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The Allied Tribe
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Posts: 477
Founded: Apr 04, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Allied Tribe » Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:01 pm

Knock-Knock wrote:magic exists and can be wielded, looks very fantasy-esque. i can imagine that folks probably live in dense kingdoms like that, protected from wilds outside the city.

please don't feature me in the "stereotypes about feyrisshire" dispatch, please god i did nothing wrong.


They live on roads and put "error" signs on them so people don't enter.
Currently retired. This nation (my first on this website) will be put to rest after 4 years on April 22.
A pacifist union located on the utopian planet Delotheaa. Nothing notable other than its longevity (as the nation has existed for over 10,000 years) and its unusual ability to repel invasions.
We are also called Deetileaa-Deluaiia.
2nd Allied Tribe War is over, The Allied Tribe repels an invasion by ATFF | The Allied Tribe officially bans Child Labor, Compulsory Organ Harvesting | The Allied Tribe states that force must be used strictly defensively, begins armed neutrality and cuts aggressive military ties with all nations

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Old Northwest
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Posts: 180
Founded: Oct 23, 2018
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Postby Old Northwest » Wed Apr 29, 2020 2:02 pm

Flat plains, relatively advanced, yet agriculture-based. Essentially, a technically advanced rural society.
"The capitalists make appeals to order and democracy to justify their terror. But not us. We make no excuses for the red terror." - Comrade Alex Xavierra
We killed all your kings. Nous avons tué tous vos rois. 私たちはすべての王様を殺しました。 Wir haben alle deine Könige getötet. لقد قتلنا كل ملوككم. Tumewaua wafalme wako wote. Hemos matado a todos tus reyes. Мы смерть все ваш тцарьей. Táimid tar éis do ríthe go léir a mharú. ما تمام پادشهانتان را کشتیم.
The Flag of the Proletarian Dictatorship
Is this nation in-line with my RL political beliefs? Click here to find out!
Post-modern tech communism.
Note: factbooks are currently inaccurate.
I wrote issue #1249.

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The Allied Tribe
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Posts: 477
Founded: Apr 04, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Allied Tribe » Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:02 pm

Old Northwest wrote:Flat plains, relatively advanced, yet agriculture-based. Essentially, a technically advanced rural society.


You can say that. We are based on farming, but the reason why the NS stat for agriculture is low because the agriculture stat is for some reason determined by how many cows you kill for meat, and we don't kill any. So..

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Currently retired. This nation (my first on this website) will be put to rest after 4 years on April 22.
A pacifist union located on the utopian planet Delotheaa. Nothing notable other than its longevity (as the nation has existed for over 10,000 years) and its unusual ability to repel invasions.
We are also called Deetileaa-Deluaiia.
2nd Allied Tribe War is over, The Allied Tribe repels an invasion by ATFF | The Allied Tribe officially bans Child Labor, Compulsory Organ Harvesting | The Allied Tribe states that force must be used strictly defensively, begins armed neutrality and cuts aggressive military ties with all nations

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Azka-surhai
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Posts: 14
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Azka-surhai » Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:05 pm

Old Northwest wrote:Flat plains, relatively advanced, yet agriculture-based. Essentially, a technically advanced rural society.

Urban and developed, but it's a rose with plenty of thorns. The economy is to create wealth, not serve the people, and though wealthy life is cramped and the cities are largely focused on the wealthy homes and touristy, expensive shopping districts while people who live in the cities are forced in cramped apartments and old, shaky houses. Many wish for a simple life away from the choking inequality of the cities.
.AKALATE OF AZKA-SURHAI.
.ܐܟܝܠـܡ ܐܙܟܐ ܨـܪܗܐـܝ.

Praise the holiest Ur-Akal, the greatest Three Lords. Aştur make us just, Nadterwat make us merciful, Karilşad make us strong.
ܒܛ ـܪ ܐܟܝܠ ـܪ ܗܐܒܘܛ, ـܪ ܐܟܝܠ ܛـܠܝ܀ ܐܫܛـܪ ܒـܢܝ ܫܐܙـܟ ܒـܗـܟ, ܢܐܕܛܪܘܐܛ ܗܐــܛ ܫܐܙـܟ ܒـܗـܟ, ܟܐܪـܠܫܐܕ ܙܐܪ ܫܐܙـܟ ܒـܗـܟ܀

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Third ZSeparatists
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Posts: 204
Founded: Dec 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Third ZSeparatists » Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:11 pm

They are fairly advanced, but chose to live near canyons.
The big (not) gay

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Novia Xeneia
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Posts: 37
Founded: Dec 16, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Novia Xeneia » Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:43 pm

Their climate seems to be warm which could make the nation really inhabited
A democratic nation recovering from communist past.We are a democratic Republic with equal rights for everyone.
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Old Northwest
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Posts: 180
Founded: Oct 23, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Old Northwest » Wed Apr 29, 2020 10:20 pm

Low inequality and high culture. A generally accepting populace that tends to be more liberal. People enjoy things like extravagant cathedrals and shakespearien theatre. Seen as snobs outside of the country, but aren’t really that snobby in reality.
"The capitalists make appeals to order and democracy to justify their terror. But not us. We make no excuses for the red terror." - Comrade Alex Xavierra
We killed all your kings. Nous avons tué tous vos rois. 私たちはすべての王様を殺しました。 Wir haben alle deine Könige getötet. لقد قتلنا كل ملوككم. Tumewaua wafalme wako wote. Hemos matado a todos tus reyes. Мы смерть все ваш тцарьей. Táimid tar éis do ríthe go léir a mharú. ما تمام پادشهانتان را کشتیم.
The Flag of the Proletarian Dictatorship
Is this nation in-line with my RL political beliefs? Click here to find out!
Post-modern tech communism.
Note: factbooks are currently inaccurate.
I wrote issue #1249.

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Third ZSeparatists
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Posts: 204
Founded: Dec 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Third ZSeparatists » Thu Apr 30, 2020 10:39 am

They like big cities and are quite advanced.
The big (not) gay

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Valassa
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Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Valassa » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:24 pm

The environement isn't your biggest concern and people probably die of air pollution quite frequently.
The Kingdom of Valassa, ruled by King Paul of Valassa

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Old Northwest
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Posts: 180
Founded: Oct 23, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Old Northwest » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:25 pm

Likely a nation with a lot of tourism and oceanic sights. Possibly has a lot of cruise ships.
"The capitalists make appeals to order and democracy to justify their terror. But not us. We make no excuses for the red terror." - Comrade Alex Xavierra
We killed all your kings. Nous avons tué tous vos rois. 私たちはすべての王様を殺しました。 Wir haben alle deine Könige getötet. لقد قتلنا كل ملوككم. Tumewaua wafalme wako wote. Hemos matado a todos tus reyes. Мы смерть все ваш тцарьей. Táimid tar éis do ríthe go léir a mharú. ما تمام پادشهانتان را کشتیم.
The Flag of the Proletarian Dictatorship
Is this nation in-line with my RL political beliefs? Click here to find out!
Post-modern tech communism.
Note: factbooks are currently inaccurate.
I wrote issue #1249.

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 1104
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:28 pm

Old Northwest wrote:Likely a nation with a lot of tourism and oceanic sights. Possibly has a lot of cruise ships.

They have very successful shipping ports, and as a result a high GDP per capita.
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This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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La Montevideo
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Posts: 38
Founded: Jun 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby La Montevideo » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:34 pm

The Cosmic Mainframe wrote:
Old Northwest wrote:Likely a nation with a lot of tourism and oceanic sights. Possibly has a lot of cruise ships.

They have very successful shipping ports, and as a result a high GDP per capita.


Everything is shaped like a hexagon.
La Unido Kingdoma Federal de La Montevideo
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Tohorin
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Posts: 17
Founded: Sep 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Tohorin » Sun May 03, 2020 10:46 am

"TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM ..."
The Great Land of Tohorin

"THE CONFEDERACY WILL RISE AGAIN! No, not that one. "


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ITS NOT A PHASE MOM
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Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 13, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby ITS NOT A PHASE MOM » Mon May 04, 2020 5:34 pm

They build pyramids. What they do with said pyramids is another question entirely that you probably don't want the answer to.
IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM
Current year: 2007

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Tohorin
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Founded: Sep 14, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Tohorin » Mon May 04, 2020 7:11 pm

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM wrote:What they do with said pyramids is another question entirely that you probably don't want the answer to.


We place "No Flash" warnings near them and have tourist trap trinket shops on the exit with overpriced bottled water! Bwahaha! /SKIP
The Great Land of Tohorin

"THE CONFEDERACY WILL RISE AGAIN! No, not that one. "


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Democratic Suosok
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Posts: 50
Founded: Sep 13, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Democratic Suosok » Thu May 07, 2020 1:19 pm

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM wrote:They build pyramids. What they do with said pyramids is another question entirely that you probably don't want the answer to.

They worship the MCR band members and hold regular black parades.
ALL HAIL PRASONG THANOM!
You may call me Democratic Suosok, Dem. Suosok, or simply Suosok, which ever one you prefer.
Whether or not this nation represents my personal views is up to your discretion. If it does yours, ask yourself a simple question: Why?
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Yeowang
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 03, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Yeowang » Thu May 07, 2020 1:34 pm

They tend to live in crowded big state-founded apartaments and work until exhaustation by melting furniture or jewelry in their backyards to produce metal and iron. Also they can only have one child and don't have problems eating domestic animals and bats.

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Cossack Peoples
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Posts: 528
Founded: Jul 11, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Cossack Peoples » Thu May 07, 2020 1:54 pm

AN: No primary banner.
AAN: They love Big Brother.

"You give a monkey a stick, inevitably he’ll beat another monkey to death with it."
— Sadavir Errinwright, Expanse S2E12
"Вечнасць для Czaslyudiya!"
Federal Republic of Czaslyudian Peoples

A corrupt, Post-Soviet anocracy whose de facto third branch of government is an arms manufacturer.
Sponsoring this signature
We're also the Czaslyudian Peoples now. Don't ask.

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ITS NOT A PHASE MOM
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Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 13, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby ITS NOT A PHASE MOM » Thu May 07, 2020 1:58 pm

Their leader has developed a cult of personality around him and declared himself "President for Life" while continuing to pretend to care for the will of the people.
IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM
Current year: 2007

are for preps

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Mama Luigi Spaghetti World
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Posts: 13
Founded: Jun 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Mama Luigi Spaghetti World » Thu May 07, 2020 8:06 pm

It's dominated by emo and punk culture and the members of My Chemical Romance are gods
"Ah, that's apples, mate."

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Haudegen Reich
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Posts: 209
Founded: Apr 11, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Haudegen Reich » Thu May 07, 2020 8:23 pm

A lot of people have or will be having holes in their head.
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✠ Das Neue Haudegen Reich ✠ | Haudegenwave 3: finale d'trilogy
The Vanguards of Terror; a forgotten Wehrmacht unit turned Arctic Redoubt thirsts for a vengeance and the birthright of a homeland. Since 1945, their honour was loyalty.
"Für Führer und Reich, Rückkehr!" | "For Führer and Reich, Return to the Homeland!"
 = Associated Press - August: [...] Four more Westerners flee to Haudegen, this time from Neo-Nazi Circles in the United States. Experts worried as number of defectors to Haudegen increase  [...] 

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