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New San Andreas Republic
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Posts: 156
Founded: Jun 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New San Andreas Republic » Thu May 18, 2023 8:52 am

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=was ... id=1874014

This one gets my pick for many reasons, one of which has nothing to do with its creation. This factbook predates ChatGPT, and since the lyrics are very well-written, it should be remembered as a vigal and tribute to an era where humans actually tried to be creative and write their own music. The fact that the creator went out of their way to insert directions for musical breaks and their lengths only increases how much I'm going to miss human-written music.
"We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!"
We're currently fighting a just and not at all drawn-out war in the Senora Wasteland against the Roman cosplaying enslaving scumbags known as Caligulas Legion! Suck it and die from your 'headaches', you bald b*stard.
Are you aggressively coked-out? Do you join regions for no reason? Do you like copious amounts of drugs, eating Mexican food from taco trucks and the searing hot desert sun? Join Calexico and Mexicali then, moron.
Do you too wish to patrol the Senora, almost making you wish for a nuclear winter? If so, consider joining our Embassy Program

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Incelastan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 407
Founded: Nov 02, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Incelastan » Thu May 18, 2023 9:05 am

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=new ... id=1716209

The full Fallout fandom of this factbook is fabulous. Just sayin'.
Alternate, breakaway region of North America ruled by an incel regime. Some national information might be upsetting or triggering to those who forget that it's imaginary.
This nation doesn't reflect my RL views....mostly.

The Abrahamic God is the most evil character ever created in fiction. It's a fact. Just deal with it.

"Naked force has resolved more issues throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence never solves anything, is wishful thinking at its worst. People who forget that always pay." - Rasczek (Michael Ironside), Starship Troopers

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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1247
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Thu May 18, 2023 9:08 am

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1852897

Is it just me, or do few people use Rhode island?
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

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Of Memers
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Dec 14, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Of Memers » Thu May 18, 2023 9:15 am


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The Front Range
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Posts: 246
Founded: May 13, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Front Range » Thu May 18, 2023 9:18 am

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=of_ ... id=1881963

Mostly chosen because of the “HOLY GOD MY HANDS ARE ACTUALLY ON FIRE”
A bad worldbuilder and a bad shitposter

I proofread nothing

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New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Dec 21, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands » Thu May 18, 2023 11:20 am

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1831898

I mostly chose this because it does not blind me, but it is good, though.
"Hello. Who are you? No? Alright. *Pulls out gun* Now what do you say?"

This nation has NOTHING to do with Eragon Island. In fact, I don't know who that is.

The year is 543. The English and the Rus are in a war, one that could change the face of the world. The Lithuanian Empire, a power at the time, rule Scandinavia and the Lithuanian area, under command of the Hill's. At the same period, Frankland rules what would be France and Germany, as well as the fellow areas.

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Rhanukhan
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Posts: 246
Founded: Mar 28, 2004
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Rhanukhan » Thu May 18, 2023 11:28 am

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=new ... id=1878523

I suppose this one - there was very little to work with.
Halfway between Venus and Mars

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Neibeskiya
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Posts: 1362
Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neibeskiya » Fri May 19, 2023 12:47 am

|| ---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya--- ||
|| ---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā--- ||

"Jai Neibrāymati !"
×The Truth of Neibeskiya [Eng]×| His Excellency Vists Valdosk to pay tribute to the Once Dead | Camp Master of Egton, Krein Luzot found Dead, Police Suspect Fegal Gangs to be the Mastermind behind this Murder | NARW, makes breakthrough in Cloning Technology after, Clone 46#B (Leo Garle) becomes the first Clone in the World to be modified to have Superstrength & 80% less Chances of Having Cancer | Feizer Groups Suspected of stealing 400 ounces of Gold from TR Jewelers™

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Te Netherlands
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Posts: 183
Founded: Jul 31, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Te Netherlands » Fri May 19, 2023 1:12 am

Proud Dutch, Patriot, Christian (Protestant), Conservative, Republican
Official name: the Netherlands
An Air Holland 737-800 aircraft arriving from Cork, Ireland crashed just 32 miles away from Schiphol. The emergency services and Netherlands Aviation Safety Board quickly found out there were no survivors. The NASB will investigate this accindent further. Air Holland announced they have grounded their fleet until the final report

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Pellucidar
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jan 20, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Pellucidar » Fri May 19, 2023 8:20 am

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=te_ ... id=1762873

Given how brief many of them are, this one was a surprising change of pace.

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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1247
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eragon Island » Fri May 19, 2023 8:21 am

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
But the policies are!

My Music Taste
Founder of IPA and VA
We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

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Rhanukhan
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Posts: 246
Founded: Mar 28, 2004
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Rhanukhan » Fri May 19, 2023 8:40 am

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=era ... id=1872609

I enjoyed RPing scenes like this in the past - I should really get around to such things again.
Halfway between Venus and Mars

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Indecent Anime Empire
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Posts: 186
Founded: Jan 21, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Indecent Anime Empire » Fri May 19, 2023 8:42 am

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=rha ... id=1824287

Bruh how long did this take?
glossary of language
Today's news: Local weeb gets transported to post-apocalyptical by truck-kun. Returns to this world as the demon-lord to propose multiverse socialism.

Factbook looking better....BUUUUT..it needs more spoofing.

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Sheizou
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Posts: 107
Founded: Sep 01, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Sheizou » Fri May 19, 2023 8:43 am

Unfortunatley I can't put a link on this computer, but the one about the octopus armor was great. Really liked the way it was written and explained, and the concept of octopus armor is great, but all of ANs factbooks are good and well written. I just particularly liked this one

edit, ninja'd

I liked the one about the national animal, from the picture to the explanation, it felt really well written and put together. It also helps because I get confused about national animals sometimes. An also has really good factbook names, I feel
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everything is dying again
( I am not sciziophrenic, just in case)
Nation: sheizou
tier: 5
type: 5
class: 2.2

I have actually become an urban legend, that of lonely city rooftops

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Project MK
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 11, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Project MK » Fri May 19, 2023 8:45 am


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Uminaku
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Posts: 11
Founded: Nov 01, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Uminaku » Fri May 19, 2023 8:50 am

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1849378. I think it is an unique idea to use Minecraft to create the buildings of your nation, I have never seen anything similar before.
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Welcome to Uminaku, a people's utopia in the Ohotsuku Sea build upon the ideals of freedom, socialism, and modernity.

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Rhanukhan
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Posts: 246
Founded: Mar 28, 2004
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Rhanukhan » Fri May 19, 2023 8:51 am

Indecent Anime Empire wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=rhanukhan/detail=factbook/id=1824287

Bruh how long did this take?
glossary of language

It's frequently updated whenever I need to generate new words for "this phrase in your language" threads and suchlike.

/skippidydoodah
Halfway between Venus and Mars

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Project MK
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 11, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Project MK » Fri May 19, 2023 8:53 am

Uminaku wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1849378. I think it is an unique idea to use Minecraft to create the buildings of your nation, I have never seen anything similar before.

isn't about my nation, is about Kaiserreich's region.
/skip

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America Republican Edition
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Posts: 11
Founded: Feb 09, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby America Republican Edition » Fri May 19, 2023 9:04 am

IC Name: United States of America
Wassup I’m the United States of America if America were still Republican since the Reagan administration. This is like the United States in real life except kind of alternate history; the United States keeps electing Republican candidates between 1989 to 2017 under the Trump administration. This represents my beliefs in televangelism, American-made guns, Republicanism, inability to read a Bible and be a true Christian, irrational xenophobia, vanity, insecurity, homosexual-in-denial, promoting gun safety even when shooters are killing hundreds of kids etc.
This puppet shitposts.

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Of Memers
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Dec 14, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Of Memers » Fri May 19, 2023 9:06 am


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Portzania
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Posts: 1155
Founded: Oct 30, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Portzania » Fri May 19, 2023 9:07 am

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=america_republican_edition/detail=factbook/id=1875967

I absolutely despise all your factbooks, so I chose the one that would make me want to pluck my eyes out the most, thanks, I hate it.

ninja'd

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=of_ ... id=1875617
You don't see national anthems that much made from scratch, and this is a... Well... very interesting one. Good job.
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✟The Christian Republic of Portzania✟
"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
Portzania is an underdeveloped nation consisted of an archipelago located in the Mediterranean, near Egypt.
Click here to see which NS stat and policy is canon or not

Novidades! |Largest Earthquake in History Hits Portzania.  | What is a Weeping Flesh Hive? Protect your family. | "It wasn't a hate crime because I loved doing it, officer" Says convicted suspect of Povragi Church vandalism. |"Portzania's Violence Map Shows Alarming Trends" - Portzania Reports

epic bacon > no bacon :(

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Norse Inuit Union
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Posts: 286
Founded: Nov 05, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Norse Inuit Union » Fri May 19, 2023 1:08 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=por ... id=1858407
Out of all the factbooks that I see that are WIPs, this one definitely looks the most complete out of most of them. The detail of WW2 is really indepth which I something I've never been able to accomplish so really good job with that.
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East Plate
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Posts: 103
Founded: Oct 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby East Plate » Fri May 19, 2023 9:46 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=nor ... id=1772612

While I am not into Minecraft worldbuilding (or Minecraft at all), I chose this factbook because of the sheer amount of effort and dedication that it must have taken. I'm actually quite impressed with the fact that you have made all those buildings, and even more impressed by you making videos about them all too. I also appreciate that you seem passionate about what you do, and this factbook clearly shows that, especially with things like showing us stuff like "Fort Akeson" which you have actually made in real life. I think it is interesting to see how people interact with their creations, and which creative ways they find to bring them to life. :)
♚ The Crown Colony of East Plate ♚
A British colony at the east of the Río de la Plata, struggling against the Gauchos of the north and the hegemony of the port of Buenos Aires
God Save Queen Victoria! - ¡Dios Salve a la Reina Victoria!
Set in the 1870s

A Voyage to East Plate | History | Eastplatine Culture | Armed Constabulary | The Parliament | Railways | Ministry of Timeless Affairs
Though it is a wonder to marvel at those who came before, remember history one day will look back on you.

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Norse Inuit Union
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Posts: 286
Founded: Nov 05, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Norse Inuit Union » Fri May 19, 2023 9:57 pm

East Plate wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=norse_inuit_union/detail=factbook/id=1772612

While I am not into Minecraft worldbuilding (or Minecraft at all), I chose this factbook because of the sheer amount of effort and dedication that it must have taken. I'm actually quite impressed with the fact that you have made all those buildings, and even more impressed by you making videos about them all too. I also appreciate that you seem passionate about what you do, and this factbook clearly shows that, especially with things like showing us stuff like "Fort Akeson" which you have actually made in real life. I think it is interesting to see how people interact with their creations, and which creative ways they find to bring them to life. :)

Thanks, means a lot!
/skip me
/still East Plate's turn
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Neibeskiya
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Posts: 1362
Founded: Mar 22, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neibeskiya » Fri May 19, 2023 10:03 pm

|| ---The Most Serene Republic of Neibeskiya--- ||
|| ---Dé Möst ßerene Republik öf Neibhrā--- ||

"Jai Neibrāymati !"
×The Truth of Neibeskiya [Eng]×| His Excellency Vists Valdosk to pay tribute to the Once Dead | Camp Master of Egton, Krein Luzot found Dead, Police Suspect Fegal Gangs to be the Mastermind behind this Murder | NARW, makes breakthrough in Cloning Technology after, Clone 46#B (Leo Garle) becomes the first Clone in the World to be modified to have Superstrength & 80% less Chances of Having Cancer | Feizer Groups Suspected of stealing 400 ounces of Gold from TR Jewelers™

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