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Neonian Technocracy
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Postby Neonian Technocracy » Wed May 17, 2023 6:58 am

I like this:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=of_ ... id=1875617
it's like a anthem to shitpost xD
As the Technocracy grows faster than ever and rises again from his ashess we will return to complete the Sacred Mission, none shall survive our ascention, none biological form of live will be unpurified, none will stand against our leaders. Be Ready For The Moment.
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Rhanukhan
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Rhanukhan » Wed May 17, 2023 7:27 am

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=neo ... id=1873125

Always nice to see somebody who produces their own artwork. Also, my own cat is a black long-haired type, so Dr.X3nder Cat meets with my approval. ;)
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Eragon Island
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Postby Eragon Island » Wed May 17, 2023 7:32 am

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1747397

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Wallingtonshire
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Founded: May 10, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Wed May 17, 2023 10:49 am

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=eragon_island/detail=factbook/id=1862799


I like this. I can see potential in this factbook, if you borrow elements of Shakespeare, add the heartbroken, tabboo lover and her influence in politics, this can be pretty interesting ngl. Fine job.
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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Neonian Technocracy
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Postby Neonian Technocracy » Wed May 17, 2023 10:51 am

Rhanukhan wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=neonian_technocracy/detail=factbook/id=1873125

Always nice to see somebody who produces their own artwork. Also, my own cat is a black long-haired type, so Dr.X3nder Cat meets with my approval. ;)

bro, it's not to ruin your experience, but this factbook doesn't have anything made by me xD
/skipme
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As the Technocracy grows faster than ever and rises again from his ashess we will return to complete the Sacred Mission, none shall survive our ascention, none biological form of live will be unpurified, none will stand against our leaders. Be Ready For The Moment.
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Daniel-Franklin
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Daniel-Franklin » Wed May 17, 2023 11:24 am

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=neo ... id=1823256

I can't understand any of that, but it looks like some pretty awesome German in this song.
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Eragon Island
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Postby Eragon Island » Wed May 17, 2023 11:28 am

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=472633

So . . . your name came because of an egotistical king?
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LFPD Soveriegn
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby LFPD Soveriegn » Wed May 17, 2023 11:29 am

Daniel-Franklin wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=neonian_technocracy/detail=factbook/id=1823256

I can't understand any of that, but it looks like some pretty awesome German in this song.


Probably this one, not many people describe their nations name. And I don't because even I forgot what LFPD Means...

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=dan ... /id=472633
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Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries
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Postby Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries » Wed May 17, 2023 11:31 am

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lfp ... id=1870816
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I liek :)
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LFPD Soveriegn
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Postby LFPD Soveriegn » Wed May 17, 2023 11:32 am

Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lfpd_soveriegn/detail=factbook/id=1870816
Fellow RP Lore incorporator
I liek :)


Eh....

I'm gonna do you because while technically not wrong, it's by no far the best one. As for why I did franklin like you, it's all walls of text to me. So the naming bit stood out.

AN: Ay check it out, nobody really has descriptions about their nations foods. So thats why I like it

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=soc ... id=1862602
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The Greater Empire Of LFPD Sovereign
“Willst du en totalen krieg!?”
Summary: WHO GAVE THE MONARCHISTS THE COMMIE MANIFESTO!? *looks up* AND SPACESHIPS!/
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S.A.F Mobilising? Find out more at sov.gov | Another Avian Crew dies in tank testing, Clara's Kingdom Condemns, nothing changes. | TS-D1 Tank Destroyer and TS-44 Tankette extremely effective in combat!
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Wallingtonshire
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Founded: May 10, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Wed May 17, 2023 11:37 am

Daniel-Franklin wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=neonian_technocracy/detail=factbook/id=1823256

I can't understand any of that, but it looks like some pretty awesome German in this song.

Umm
He clearly said /skipme
So ig for BN do both me and LFPD Soveriegn
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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Eragon Island
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Postby Eragon Island » Wed May 17, 2023 11:37 am

LFPD Soveriegn wrote:
Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries wrote:https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lfpd_soveriegn/detail=factbook/id=1870816
Fellow RP Lore incorporator
I liek :)


Eh....

I'm gonna do you because while technically not wrong, it's by no far the best one. As for why I did franklin like you, it's all walls of text to me. So the naming bit stood out.

Bro, I think you skipped me. Can you fix it?

/skipme
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!
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We are a Hivemind of Multiple different MAMMALS and INSECTS. We are at war with REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, and The Occasional ALIEN

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LFPD Soveriegn
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Founded: Feb 05, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby LFPD Soveriegn » Wed May 17, 2023 11:43 am

Eragon Island wrote:
LFPD Soveriegn wrote:
Eh....

I'm gonna do you because while technically not wrong, it's by no far the best one. As for why I did franklin like you, it's all walls of text to me. So the naming bit stood out.

Bro, I think you skipped me. Can you fix it?

/skipme


Reluctantly... Avian rabble.

I mean I guess this one. despite being interesting I find it just way too OP. But I digress. It's the best because it's a really interesting subject.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=era ... id=1860794
The Greater Empire Of LFPD Sovereign
“Willst du en totalen krieg!?”
Summary: WHO GAVE THE MONARCHISTS THE COMMIE MANIFESTO!? *looks up* AND SPACESHIPS!/
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S.A.F Mobilising? Find out more at sov.gov | Another Avian Crew dies in tank testing, Clara's Kingdom Condemns, nothing changes. | TS-D1 Tank Destroyer and TS-44 Tankette extremely effective in combat!
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Wallingtonshire
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Founded: May 10, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Wed May 17, 2023 11:45 am

BN kindly do for both me and LFPD Sovereign as I had been skipped by accident most likely
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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LFPD Soveriegn
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby LFPD Soveriegn » Wed May 17, 2023 11:49 am

Wallingtonshire wrote:BN kindly do for both me and LFPD Sovereign as I had been skipped by accident most likely


No, you've been skipped intentionally as you never contributed to it correctly.

/stillme
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The Greater Empire Of LFPD Sovereign
“Willst du en totalen krieg!?”
Summary: WHO GAVE THE MONARCHISTS THE COMMIE MANIFESTO!? *looks up* AND SPACESHIPS!/
Free News.co
S.A.F Mobilising? Find out more at sov.gov | Another Avian Crew dies in tank testing, Clara's Kingdom Condemns, nothing changes. | TS-D1 Tank Destroyer and TS-44 Tankette extremely effective in combat!
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Wallingtonshire
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Capitalizt

Postby Wallingtonshire » Wed May 17, 2023 11:54 am

LFPD Soveriegn wrote:
Wallingtonshire wrote:BN kindly do for both me and LFPD Sovereign as I had been skipped by accident most likely


No, you've been skipped intentionally as you never contributed to it correctly.

/stillme

Bro what, I literally gave the guy recommendations on how to expand it and what new elements he can include, unless you expect me to write an essay of 500 words, I consider it sufficient

/do me and my good mate LFPD Sovereign here
A coal-rich British island colony which is unofficially controlled by rival coal gangs, permitted by their British overlords as long as the British govt. continues to get a share of coal revenues.
Paramount Leader: Don Evans (New Englund Corporation/Labour) (NEC Gang controls 75% island)
Acting Mayor: Mrs. Eliza Pepper (New Englund Corporation/Ind.)
ATTENTION: The Mayor and retired W. Gang leader, Sir James Crowley, was shot dead in his carriage by Don Evans' men | At least 100 people total killed in counter-retaliatory attacks by W. Gang, 120 homes burned down | Reports have emerged of a coup by Don Evans' deputy, 'Dada' U Lwin, in the northern, native-dominant parts of the island citing "lack of protection by Evans"
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LFPD Soveriegn
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby LFPD Soveriegn » Wed May 17, 2023 11:59 am

Wallingtonshire wrote:
LFPD Soveriegn wrote:
No, you've been skipped intentionally as you never contributed to it correctly.

/stillme

Bro what, I literally gave the guy recommendations on how to expand it and what new elements he can include, unless you expect me to write an essay of 500 words, I consider it sufficient

/do me and my good mate LFPD Sovereign here


Sorry, I didn't see in the shitstorm of whatevers happening.

/stillme

/stillWallingtonshire
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“Willst du en totalen krieg!?”
Summary: WHO GAVE THE MONARCHISTS THE COMMIE MANIFESTO!? *looks up* AND SPACESHIPS!/
Free News.co
S.A.F Mobilising? Find out more at sov.gov | Another Avian Crew dies in tank testing, Clara's Kingdom Condemns, nothing changes. | TS-D1 Tank Destroyer and TS-44 Tankette extremely effective in combat!
The guy who got the Vatican Flag fixed. (Any month now!)
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Norse Inuit Union
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Posts: 286
Founded: Nov 05, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Norse Inuit Union » Wed May 17, 2023 12:31 pm

Wallingtonshire: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=wal ... id=1879434
I like this factbook as it has a good amount of detail on the leader but at the same time it makes him seem like a normal person like everyone else despite his gang career. I don't see much factbooks that accomplish making their leader seem like a normal person and you did that which should be congratulated on. Great job.

LFPD Sovereign: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=lfp ... id=1829956
This national anthem comes out as a really authentic one. It uses language I would imagine an actual national anthem using. It's just a really beautifully worded national anthem and it makes me wonder if you looked at other national anthems when writing this due to how authentic it sounds. I can imagine this being a real national anthem.
Edit: Turns out it was a real national anthem.
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Democratic Poopland
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Postby Democratic Poopland » Wed May 17, 2023 12:39 pm

Overview/Wiki Page.

Despite coming from a template I've seen millions of times, I think that it is great! The sidebar, the table of contents and everything else. I cannot think of a way to improve it except for copying the Wikipedia article of a real nation and adjusting it to fit your nation. Overall, awesome!
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America Republican Edition
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Postby America Republican Edition » Wed May 17, 2023 2:12 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1864296
IC Name: United States of America
Wassup I’m the United States of America if America were still Republican since the Reagan administration. This is like the United States in real life except kind of alternate history; the United States keeps electing Republican candidates between 1989 to 2017 under the Trump administration. This represents my beliefs in televangelism, American-made guns, Republicanism, inability to read a Bible and be a true Christian, irrational xenophobia, vanity, insecurity, homosexual-in-denial, promoting gun safety even when shooters are killing hundreds of kids etc.
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Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries
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Founded: Aug 30, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries » Wed May 17, 2023 2:18 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=ame ... id=1875967
i regret what i stumbled upon, give me the eye bleach already.
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Of Memers
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Founded: Dec 14, 2022
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Postby Of Memers » Wed May 17, 2023 4:59 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=soc ... id=1864169
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Reaper Squadron
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Founded: Dec 14, 2020
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Postby Reaper Squadron » Wed May 17, 2023 8:46 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=of_ ... id=1881950
There's not a whole lot to choose from and I'm honestly not particularly fond of the 'random xd meme' nations.
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UIJ
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Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Wed May 17, 2023 8:50 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1476841
my favorite personally, especially for the last part : )
wish you'd update your factbooks more often though
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Washington-Columbia
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Wed May 17, 2023 8:53 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=uij ... /id=530887
Don't give a damn if it's WIP. Great job in the formatting of your factbooks and I love the images used.
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