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Necunda
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Posts: 50
Founded: Aug 09, 2016
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Necunda » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:58 am

Tarchuna and Ravenna wrote:“Ah! Another ironic execution method! An aesthetically pleasing guitar, with which to beat Homofascists and Anarcho-Primitivists to death!”

-Honorius III, Grand Western Emperor

Zkto Zovban’s severed head, ironically removed with the very saber he refused as a gift.


The Empress refused to open the parcel delivered to her doorstep as the foul stench of rotting flesh can be smelt from a distance of thirty-paces. The Parcel was never opened and was subsequently thrown into the incinerator.



A new office chair that you can swivel around without worrying breaking or bending anything. It also has a cup holder.
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Karkosa
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 03, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Karkosa » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:58 am

Yes.

A very nice silver cigarette case with a bullet dent. It will prevent all assassination attempts when worn above the heart.

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Newark Aristocracy
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1026
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Newark Aristocracy » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:02 am

Am I now Kim Jong un?-Leader.






The fact that our WA ambassador shot another WA ambassador in cold blood in the propsal hall of the WA HQ.
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Necunda
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Posts: 50
Founded: Aug 09, 2016
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Necunda » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:03 am

Newark Aristocracy wrote:SWEET,NEW SHIPS FOR DA NAVY!-Leader.






The fact that our WA ambassador shot another WA ambassador in cold blood in the propsal hall of the WA HQ.


Wrong post friend...?

/skip
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Your friendly neighborhood space Viking. | I love a woman that can kick my ass.
Number one place to get your own loyal house-husband!
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The Flaming Truth: Your house-husband becoming more assertive? Find out now how to discipline him and return him to his subservient self! The secret starts with the letter P | Bread found to be made out of ashes, citizens riot | Space whale breaches nebula barrier

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The Xaviet Empire
Attaché
 
Posts: 76
Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:06 am

Huzzah! more facts!

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a Xaviet Dreadnought from 1925. armament and munition included. skeletons of the cr- I mean crew included!
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Kjalaara
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 145
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Kjalaara » Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:57 pm

That is one of the nicest presents I ever got.




The realeas of random political prisoners.

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Daimonica
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Sep 17, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Daimonica » Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:08 pm

Kjalaara wrote:That is one of the nicest presents I ever got.




The realeas of random political prisoners.


"YOU HAVE EARNED MY GRATITUDE, MORTAL, FOR RETURNING THESE WEAKLINGS SO THAT I MAY EXECUTE THEM PERSONALLY FOR THEIR FAILURE!"
- Archdemon Wrath




The keys to a Rolls-Royce Phantom II (1929-1936) from Archdemon Pride. For seem reason you feel as though there might be a bomb attached to it.
We're not Hell, damn it.
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UIS Leviathan
Envoy
 
Posts: 230
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby UIS Leviathan » Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:20 pm

“Yeah I’m just Ah...gunna keep this in storage...”
quickly ditches in ocean
- Capt. James




A really bad printed out meme from 2008 that’ll make most people physically cringe.

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Envoy
 
Posts: 265
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:13 pm

" Ah, yes, yes... A me-me, whatever those are. So I'm just going to put this somewhere hidden so I can forget about it and never have to stumble upon it again." -Matthieu XV

The uniform of a Carabinier-à-Cheval, with armor and a sabre as well.
I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Bloodshade
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 468
Founded: May 28, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Bloodshade » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:06 pm

"Well, guess I'm just going to donate this to a museum. If you thought I was going to wear this, fat chance. Regardless, I appreciate this set of armour!

I could give it to my uncle. He's the only military buff in the family honest.
"


A poem written by Ambrosia, describing your leader's greatest deeds and appreciable traits.
Galactic Federation of Bloodshade
A Future-Tech civilisation that survived the destruction of its now long-gone homeworld and is attempting to consolidate its place in the stars, all the while avoiding getting its ass kicked around.



Bloodshade Broadcasting Company | Talking black cat saved from a suspicious house fire by heroic G.E.B director, Victoria Hoffmeister | Octavian forces have engaged in Sildorian Space. Population ecstatic and worried about result |

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Tarchuna and Ravenna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 359
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:15 pm

“My gratitude you have earned, Ambrosia. What beautiful prose.”

-Honorius III Constantine, Grand Western Emperor

A full suit of gilded Swan Cavalry armor, complete with wings, a saber, a lance, and a horse.
ELITE CROSSBOWMEN FOR HIRE and HIGH-QUALITY SLAVES FOR SALE:

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Azka-surhai
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Posts: 14
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Azka-surhai » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:18 pm

"A glorious gift! I am honored to call you snēhita, great Emperor of the far lands!"
-Akal Jadari il-Serdhat Surhadašta
We send a 1200 slaves, carrying a great granite pillar inscribed with a detailed writing on the history of your nation, family, and deeds as leader.
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.THE AKALATE OF AZKA-SURHAI.
.ܐܟܐܠܐܛ ܐܙܟܐ'ܨܪܚܐܝ.

World Map ܐܠ Akal Jadari ܐܟ The Three Akals

Praise o holiest Ur-Akal, the Three Suns over all. May Ilhamjan make us just, Nadterwat make us merciful, Kharilşad make us strong.
ܒّڡ حًܒܡـܡُع ܖںـܙڡًک، ܓًܡ ܡًܧ ܙـܖُک ܖں܀ ܖُکرًܡܖًع ܫܙُܖ ܙرعُ ܒّڃ، عًܒܛٌںٮًܛ ܫܙُܖ ܙرعُ رًعًعـܛً، ڡرًںُکܡܙܒ ܫܙُܖ ܙرعُ ܭًحّـاً܀

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Aivintis
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Posts: 23
Founded: Nov 11, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Aivintis » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:21 pm

Azka-surhai wrote:"A glorious gift! I am honored to call you snēhita, great Emperor of the far lands!"
-Akal Jadari il-Serdhat Surhadašta
We send a 1200 slaves, carrying a great granite pillar inscribed with a detailed writing on the history of your nation, family, and deeds as leader.

"This pillar shall adorn the halls of our capitol building for years to come."

~Queen-Magister Sascha Stuart

A young, motherless wolf pup with very fluffy fur and adorable eyes.
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It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence, to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words: "And this, too, shall pass away." How much it expresses! How chastening in the hour of pride! How consoling in the depths of affliction!




My messages and views are my own based upon my experiences and knowledge. As such, they do not represent the views and ideas of the government or administration of any particular region or organization, and should not be regarded in any capacity as an official statement or response, unless otherwise specified.

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Kathol Rift
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 420
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:21 pm

“Well, thanks for the pillar, but can we free the slaves? I’m not really into slavery unless they are deserving prisoner slaves from war.”
-Kayla Verdika
Ninja’d. I like the AN gift a lot better anyways.
“OOH MY GOD IT IS ADORABLE! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I will,love him and raise him and train him to attack anything that displeases me. I will be his mother. Thank you so so much!”
-Kayla, going crazy over a wolf pup

Kayla sends a full set of Kathol Armor, with a jet pack, flamethrower, and rifle. It comes with a Griffin War machine.
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| As a nerd, I do use NS stats | the three B’s: Big Guns, Big Robots, Big Tanks |

I’m a Christian. I don’t try to convert people or threaten hellfire and brimstone, I just try to be a good person and a Christian, and hope that’s good enough.

I do happen to be a straight white male, and my Dad is a policeman, so feel free to call me bigoted just because of how I was born. I’ll gladly ignore you and bask in the irony. That being said, I don’t want to argue about things like this.

I’m an aspiring author. I’m working on a book right now, actually. Feel free to ask me about it if you want your head filled with useless facts about its universe.


Racism is bad, everyone. But hating all cops is just as bad. Let’s try to accept everyone.

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Valentine Z
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8062
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:26 pm

Bloodshade wrote:"Well, guess I'm just going to donate this to a museum. If you thought I was going to wear this, fat chance. Regardless, I appreciate this set of armour!

I could give it to my uncle. He's the only military buff in the family honest.
"


A poem written by Ambrosia, describing your leader's greatest deeds and appreciable traits.

Exuberant Superintendent T-2000/2904-3 Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya « La Amoureux Chéri » Millie Taissa Butterfly Mélody Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Hollie Samantha Zeta Harumi: Awww, thank you very much, haha! I really, really appreciate that, my little friend! The poem is so cute and adorable! "The Big Blue Loving Clarissa, for betterment of humanity, and for the cats!" Thank you, thank you, thank you! :3 Purrr!

Kathol Rift wrote:“Well, thanks for the pillar, but can we free the slaves? I’m not really into slavery unless they are deserving prisoner slaves from war.”
-Kayla Verdika

Kayla sends a full set of Kathol Armor, with a jet pack, flamethrower, and rifle. It comes with a Griffin War machine.

Exuberant Superintendent T-2000/2904-3 Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya « La Amoureux Chéri » Millie Taissa Butterfly Mélody Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Hollie Samantha Zeta Harumi: Looks like someone is getting an upgrade, woo-hoo! ^^ I can certainly use all of these myself! Thank you very much, my little friend!

24 bottles of concentrated happiness. It's not masked as a drug, nor it's a placebo, nor it's anything else you might see. Pure, actual, concentrated Valentian happiness. Take one bottle a day to feel what it's like to be a Valentian!

WARNING: DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN A BOTTLE PER 24 HOURS.
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Valentine Z GIF Flag (Improved!)
De Valentian CV.
Flag Bracket - 1st for Mk I! 2nd for Mk II!
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The Sixty! Opinions Deposit! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures! Cat Anthem! Valentian News.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 10
Valentijn called She: 40
If above = 50, make him a Lesbian.

• Eat my fking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

• Am I a pretty girl?

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Youstania Firksnerio
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Mar 17, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Youstania Firksnerio » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:28 pm

"Well Then, Thanks"
A Feldgrau uniform with the Youstanian Firksnerian Half-Gear and Machete on the helmet
An Alternate History Democratic Syndicalist Anglo-German Union
    Arbeitersendung Syndikat:Conrad Patton is put on trial for war crimes|The American Concentration camps are opened|American Fascism banned

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Topoliani
Diplomat
 
Posts: 847
Founded: Aug 19, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Topoliani » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:32 pm

Bloodshade wrote:"Well, guess I'm just going to donate this to a museum. If you thought I was going to wear this, fat chance. Regardless, I appreciate this set of armour!

I could give it to my uncle. He's the only military buff in the family honest.
"


A poem written by Ambrosia, describing your leader's greatest deeds and appreciable traits.

"Why is it blank? You're a jackass, Ambrosia."

"I thank you for this. Admittedly, I do not think I did anything worthy of such a poem, but it does appear some think otherwise! I shall treasure this, hopefully, this will allow my name to be sung for a hundred years to come!"
- Dandi Arximos

Super Ninja'd

Val: "I don't care what the instructions say, I need to take more than one bottle of this stuff... Oh... that's what happens? Never mind then, one bottle will suffice, I don't want to do... that. Likewise, Valentiners seem like a happy bunch, so taking these bottles seem like the second closest thing to heaven I shall get on this Earth. Thank you, Herr Valentine."
- Dandi Arximos

AN: "No gift? That's rude."
- Dandi Arximos




A very ornate looking sword made entirely out of Damascus steel. The scabbard is encrusted in jewels and has the name of YL inscribed on it in Medieval Greek.
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Topoliani: A Post-Apoc Medieval Nation in the Levant

We don't use NSstats, nor is this nation a representation of my views.
News from the Desert: Convicted Murderer found to be hoarding 500 loaves of bread, later distributed to the people... Orthodox Novice and Catholic Novitiate abandon their positions to marry each other, later fleeing to Amman. Dandi states that he'll personally marry the two if they come back, the seriousness of the statement is questioned... Idnad attempts to steal a sweet roll causing a barfight leaving 2 injured.

IC Year: 1210 AD.
PLEASE, Ignore all posts before 2020. They are no longer canon

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Il Passione
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Apr 09, 2020
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Il Passione » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:36 pm

"As much as I admire this gift, and truly will treasure it for years to come... I'd like to learn who had learned my name in the first place. I'd like to meet him in person, in fact."
~the Boss.

A golden can of high-quality caviar from the Iranian Beluga fish.
Current year: 2000.
Since 1985, Passione has been one of the most powerful mafia syndicates and organized crime forces in Italy, possibly the world, despite having as little a 750 members, most of them gifted with extraordinary superpowers.

(This nation mainly relies on lore from the anime/manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, specifically Part 5, Golden Wind. It also uses lore developed in the non-canon light novels Purple Haze Feedback and Golden Heart, Golden Ring, as well as the unrelated anime Black Lagoon. This also contains diverged lore, specifically that everyone can see and interact with stans, Giorno Giovanna never existed, and that Sorbet & Gelato never died nor investigated the boss due to conceded demands.)

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Arkeyana
Minister
 
Posts: 2386
Founded: Mar 21, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Arkeyana » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:40 pm

Valentine Z wrote:ZA HANDO


"Well, ah. I do not possess the capacity to ingest this "Pure Happiness". I am curious though, is this subspace technology? Big-Me's working out the science as of now, but I'd prefer to hear it from the source."

-Utopian Avatar, keenly observing the bottles.

ninja'd

Youstania Firksnerio wrote:*Cream Noise*


"Well, I can't exactly wear this, unfortunately...I'll just put it in a reliquary."

-Utopian Avatar, holding the uniform in one arm.

ninja'd AGAIN

Topoliani wrote:KAKYOIN!


"Well, this is a neat...weapon. Would it be viewed as impolite if I...modernized it? A little Aegis Sheath and monomolecular blades can go a long way."

-Utopian Avatar, deftly twirling the sword with one hand while examining it.

One last Ninja
[Il passione reaction]

"Ah, some seafood. I know some Biological Avatars that would appreciate this gift. Thank you, Di-

That's right, you don't appreciate your name being spoken. I'll keep a lid on it, don't worry."

-Utopian Avatar

Gift to the BN:
An ornate, if not abstract, sculpture representing the local group. It's suspended through unknown means, and made of an unidentifiable material, a bizarre...silvery, glowing solid. There's a note taped to it in BN's language saying "DO NOT TAMPER WITH"
WE ARE CLOSED
Lore Consolidation in Progress

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Necunda
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Aug 09, 2016
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Necunda » Tue Apr 21, 2020 6:10 pm

Arkeyana wrote:
Valentine Z wrote:ZA HANDO


An ornate, if not abstract, sculpture representing the local group. It's suspended through unknown means, and made of an unidentifiable material, a bizarre...silvery, glowing solid. There's a note taped to it in BN's language saying "DO NOT TAMPER WITH"


The parcel was received but once opened and inspected by the Empress the sculpture is put on a glass case on which the glass case was labeled as "Unknown/Useless/Irrelevan Sculptures" Unsure what either of those three words are meant to symbolize the sculpture that she received, none the less the sculpture seems to be a sore thumb on the glass case.

"Hey atleast it isn't those barrel man surprise pop-a-dick sculptures from that one country." - Empress Ithanon Dye-Dras

BN: An indestructible office chair that you can swivel around and lay on it like a bed. It also has its own cup and phone holder.
The Kingdom of the Scarlet Torch of Nesotia| Skarat Kydil Yfir Konungr Nekunda
Your friendly neighborhood space Viking. | I love a woman that can kick my ass.
Number one place to get your own loyal house-husband!
Factbook Hub
| Overview Redo

The Flaming Truth: Your house-husband becoming more assertive? Find out now how to discipline him and return him to his subservient self! The secret starts with the letter P | Bread found to be made out of ashes, citizens riot | Space whale breaches nebula barrier

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Tarchuna and Ravenna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 359
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:06 pm

“Indestructible, you say? What a pity. It cannot even be repurposed into armor. Nonetheless, you have my thanks.”

-Honorius III Constantine, Grand Western Emperor

A Damascus steel sword which one can use to transport themselves to the ASOIAF universe and kill Others.
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Uvoan
Attaché
 
Posts: 88
Founded: Apr 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Uvoan » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:08 pm

"Hum. This might be rather useful. Thank you, Barbarian."
-Zkto' Zovban


A 1:250 Scale Model of the USS CV-6 Enterprise

VOROAN NEWS FLASH | Accident in Asteroid Colony O'neil kills 179 - 740+ Wounded. More news to follow, stay tuned to this channel! | Inaugural run of the 'Horseman' Super-Armored Set 'Earthquake' concludes today. | The Inevitable Truth? Military commander calls for Zkto' to make plans for his inevitable death, and the transfer of power. More on this situation as it unfolds. |

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Youstania Firksnerio
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Mar 17, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Youstania Firksnerio » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:32 pm

"I always wanted this"

A free trip to Youstania Firksnerio
An Alternate History Democratic Syndicalist Anglo-German Union
    Arbeitersendung Syndikat:Conrad Patton is put on trial for war crimes|The American Concentration camps are opened|American Fascism banned

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Karkosa
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 03, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Karkosa » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:36 pm

I can't accept that. It could be considered bribery.

A very strange slightly vibrating silver sword that seems to emit a faint glow and gives the wielder the feeling they could slay anything from gods to grasshoppers.

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Monsone
Minister
 
Posts: 2312
Founded: Apr 14, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Monsone » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:37 pm

"Thank you. I'll certainly use this one day, if I ever need to..."

-Klara Schmitt-Hendston, Monsonian PM

A violin made in Monsone that dates from the early 20th century, a gift basket of Monsonian sweets, and a Catgirl that did not have the right vaccinations to enter Monsone (because why not).
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