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ImperialRussia
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Founded: May 16, 2019
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Postby ImperialRussia » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:24 pm

They will mostly likely get conquered by us
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UIS Leviathan
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Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby UIS Leviathan » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:28 pm

A single, imperialist, highly religious Russia instead of a Russia in the middle of a civil war?
That’s making too easy, isn’t it? Obviously they’d be blown to bits! Such an idiotic nation would be targeted by almost everyone, even without UIJ meddling. They stand in the way of Satan's goals, and as such, stand in the way of humanity.

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The Rapture Republic
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Postby The Rapture Republic » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:34 pm

UIS Leviathan wrote:A single, imperialist, highly religious Russia instead of a Russia in the middle of a civil war?
That’s making too easy, isn’t it? Obviously they’d be blown to bits! Such an idiotic nation would be targeted by almost everyone, even without UIJ meddling. They stand in the way of Satan's goals, and as such, stand in the way of humanity.

Yeah...Rapture nor the international community would tolerate a rogue vessel shooting at everything with a salty attitude. Same with its nation of origin. This would probably be the only time Rapture & the United Nations would get along by having a common foe to eliminate.
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Chinese Japanese And Koreans
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Founded: Nov 09, 2018
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Postby Chinese Japanese And Koreans » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:41 pm

Nothing; theyre just a tiny island whats the worst they can do?

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The Rapture Republic
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Postby The Rapture Republic » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:42 pm

Chinese Japanese And Koreans wrote:Nothing; theyre just a tiny island whats the worst they can do?

It appears you have failed to read factbooks. If you did, you would know that wouldn’t be smartest move, when dealing with a city-state that is thousands of years ahead of the rest of the world in terms of technological development.

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Tech Support Scammer
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Founded: May 11, 2019
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Postby Tech Support Scammer » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:47 pm

Chinese Japanese And Koreans wrote:Nothing; theyre just a tiny island whats the worst they can do?

We would scam them and steal their anime.
Call me TSS for short.
I'm surprised the name of my nation was not already taken. Lucky me.

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Bozopolis
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Founded: Feb 15, 2019
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Postby Bozopolis » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:57 pm

Bozopolis is a peaceful nation. However, AN is one of the most unfunny things in existence, and will be destroyed.
People tend to assume that Entrance of the Gladiators by Julius Fučík is what that ever so famous circus clown theme is. And in a way, it is. Nobody would ever argue with you on this fact.
However, if you want to be an unlikable, pedantic jerk, the song actually known to be circus music would be a version composed for American woodwind bands (and later transcribed for fairground organs) titled Thunder and Blazes, published by Louis-Philippe Laurendeau.
Of course, this information is of absolutely no consequence to anyone.

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Karevka
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Founded: Jan 16, 2019
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Postby Karevka » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:57 pm

ninja'd.
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The Democratic Socialist Republic of Karevka (DSRK) is supposed to be a stand-in Soviet Union, although with major differences like the allowance of private business (But the state is a partial owner) or the fact that they allow LGBT marriage. Kind of alternate history or alternate universe I guess.

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Free Arabian Nation
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Postby Free Arabian Nation » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:57 pm

Well, seeing how the Indian Government no-longer exists, this would imply one of two scenarios

The shorter and more logical one is that the company of scammers are teleported to Mumbai, Dehli, or wherever they're located and are thus are dead-centre in the battleground of India. If they aren't immediately killed by artillery or bombs, their building will likely be occupied by Oceanian/Eastasian forces and will be thusly enslaved.

However, that ending is depressing, so let's go to the second scenario

Scenario number two is that the entire country of India is teleported to our universe. They would be the largest country in the world with the most advanced and well-trained army (comparatively). Due to the fact phones and internet are not wide-spread through-out the world, their scam tactics would be useless and would thus have to resolve to their military might. Thusly, after presumably making a treaty with one of the super-powers or FAN, they would take over the world and would mandate phones and internet just so they can make more money off spending. Whether or not this global scammer world-order is better or worse than 1984 is up for debate.

Edit: Damn, double ninja'd. Hold up

AN: Given their already totalitarian nature, they would fit right-well in the universe. However, their true strength would lie in their technology. Their giant military force, industry, and technological boost would prove to quickly overcome any who oppose them. If they decide isolating themselves is the best solution, they would likely be left alone, other than probing attacks/diplomatic missions trying to get their technology. However, if they decide to go on the offensive, they would quickly take over any land they want, perhaps conquering most of the world in a matter of weeks. Finally uniting the world under one totalitarian state rather than 3 and finally destroying liberty once and for all.
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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
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Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:57 pm

Well, not much would actually happen for us in Alpes, It turns out we don't really have anything they can use to scam us with. But I'm sure we'll depose the scammer and his regime, and replace it with(what we believe to be) the rightful rulers.

Wow, four people posted at once, well triple Ninja'd

Well, first they'd find that they are in fact no longer in a world dominated by three super states from the book 1984, but instead, a world mostly dominated by one massive monarchist state. Other than that, Alpes itself would most likely end up starting a process of invading them, whether it is to restore our mandate over Lebanon or to simply restore Arabia back to what we consider right. Or at least we'd try to stop them from spreading their ideals across our world.
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Great Celestial China
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Postby Great Celestial China » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:58 pm

They would be in history books
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
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Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:04 pm

Great Celestial China wrote:They would be in history books



The thing I love about this post is that it is so non-describe and uneventful, that it could be for anyone of the nations above it.

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Note: Many factbooks are in a constant state of WIP or being considered for entire rework or deletion

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
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UIS Leviathan
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Founded: Nov 16, 2016
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Postby UIS Leviathan » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:18 pm

The Rapture Republic wrote:
UIS Leviathan wrote:A single, imperialist, highly religious Russia instead of a Russia in the middle of a civil war?
That’s making too easy, isn’t it? Obviously they’d be blown to bits! Such an idiotic nation would be targeted by almost everyone, even without UIJ meddling. They stand in the way of Satan's goals, and as such, stand in the way of humanity.

Yeah...Rapture nor the international community would tolerate a rogue vessel shooting at everything with a salty attitude. Same with its nation of origin. This would probably be the only time Rapture & the United Nations would get along by having a common foe to eliminate.

but he doesn’t, and can’t just go around shooting people
Alpes a Septentrionali imperium wrote:Well, not much would actually happen for us in Alpes, It turns out we don't really have anything they can use to scam us with. But I'm sure we'll depose the scammer and his regime, and replace it with(what we believe to be) the rightful rulers.

Wow, four people posted at once, well triple Ninja'd

Well, first they'd find that they are in fact no longer in a world dominated by three super states from the book 1984, but instead, a world mostly dominated by one massive monarchist state. Other than that, Alpes itself would most likely end up starting a process of invading them, whether it is to restore our mandate over Lebanon or to simply restore Arabia back to what we consider right. Or at least we'd try to stop them from spreading their ideals across our world.

I’m not sure what would happen if a 17th-18th century nation suddenly appeared in modern-day France. I can’t imagine it would last terribly long, for a variety of reasons. Be that terrorism, rapid political change, or simple war. I don’t imagine UIJ would step foot in it though.


AN: As for China or whatever, I don’t know. I don’t know how a full tier 12 nation would even exist, and I’m going to put about as much effort in thinking about it as they did.
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Karevka
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Postby Karevka » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:30 pm

Tell them to stay the fook away from our ports or face annihilation by nerf gun.
"Believe you can and your halfway there." -Theodore Roosevelt

"Jesus was the first socialist, the first to seek a better life for mankind" -Mikhail Gorbachev.

I'm just a simple man trying to make a country on the internet. And yes I do not use NS stats.

The Democratic Socialist Republic of Karevka (DSRK) is supposed to be a stand-in Soviet Union, although with major differences like the allowance of private business (But the state is a partial owner) or the fact that they allow LGBT marriage. Kind of alternate history or alternate universe I guess.

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Tech Support Scammer
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Postby Tech Support Scammer » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:37 pm

We would invade them with our superior Nerf guns.
Call me TSS for short.
I'm surprised the name of my nation was not already taken. Lucky me.

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Karevka
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Postby Karevka » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:43 pm

We would scam the scammer with a scheme so complex and convoluted it would impress Tzeentch. And then toss him into the mountains and leave him for dead.
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"Believe you can and your halfway there." -Theodore Roosevelt

"Jesus was the first socialist, the first to seek a better life for mankind" -Mikhail Gorbachev.

I'm just a simple man trying to make a country on the internet. And yes I do not use NS stats.

The Democratic Socialist Republic of Karevka (DSRK) is supposed to be a stand-in Soviet Union, although with major differences like the allowance of private business (But the state is a partial owner) or the fact that they allow LGBT marriage. Kind of alternate history or alternate universe I guess.

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UIS Leviathan
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Father Knows Best State

Postby UIS Leviathan » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:07 pm

Karevka wrote:Tell them to stay the fook away from our ports or face annihilation by nerf gun.

Karevka wrote:Tell them to stay the fook away from our ports or face annihilation by nerf gun.

Did you seriously just copy and paste the literal same response you gave me before?

Tech Support Scammer wrote:We would invade them with our superior Nerf guns.

They already exist in every universe, all so that their time can be wasted
“what’s your name sir”
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Karevka
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Postby Karevka » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:16 pm

UIS Leviathan wrote:
Karevka wrote:Tell them to stay the fook away from our ports or face annihilation by nerf gun.

Karevka wrote:Tell them to stay the fook away from our ports or face annihilation by nerf gun.

Did you seriously just copy and paste the literal same response you gave me before?

Tech Support Scammer wrote:We would invade them with our superior Nerf guns.

They already exist in every universe, all so that their time can be wasted
“what’s your name sir”
“jack MeHoff”
“Jack me off?”
“well if you say so”


Yes. I will say nothing more on the matter.
/skip
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"Believe you can and your halfway there." -Theodore Roosevelt

"Jesus was the first socialist, the first to seek a better life for mankind" -Mikhail Gorbachev.

I'm just a simple man trying to make a country on the internet. And yes I do not use NS stats.

The Democratic Socialist Republic of Karevka (DSRK) is supposed to be a stand-in Soviet Union, although with major differences like the allowance of private business (But the state is a partial owner) or the fact that they allow LGBT marriage. Kind of alternate history or alternate universe I guess.

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Inkopolitia
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Postby Inkopolitia » Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:19 am

It's a fucking ship, come on. It appears to not be affiliated to any other nation, so we'd be neutral.
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Sacrum Imperium Americanum
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Postby Sacrum Imperium Americanum » Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:20 am

Oh My, I seems as the Council on Magic and the Imperator himself (he's the mortal manifestation of the Entire Greek and Aztec pantheons for context) would have to personally deal with this situation.

Ninja'd

AN: We would have no personal Ill will towards them but we would likely get into territorial disputes, if not outright war, over the Americas
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Inkopolitia
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Postby Inkopolitia » Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:23 am

Sacrum Imperium Americanum wrote:Oh My, I seems as the Council on Magic and the Imperator himself (he's the mortal manifestation of the Entire Greek and Aztec pantheons for context) would have to personally deal with this situation.

Uhh... Explanation?

/skip
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Sacrum Imperium Americanum
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Postby Sacrum Imperium Americanum » Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:38 am

Inkopolitia wrote:
Sacrum Imperium Americanum wrote:Oh My, I seems as the Council on Magic and the Imperator himself (he's the mortal manifestation of the Entire Greek and Aztec pantheons for context) would have to personally deal with this situation.

Uhh... Explanation?

/skip

Sorry, I was Ninja'd and left the thread immediately cause it's past midnight where I am and figured no one was gonna be responding any time soon so I didn't catch it.

/Skip
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Just some nonsense I made up one night while I was sleep deprived and bored. Magical, Near Future, Romaboo, Monarchist America in the Aftermath of a Mass Super-Empowering Event that lead to the emergence of many Demigod/Superhumans (Think Apocalypse from X-Men) that caused or worsened countless conflicts around the world. T.L.D.R, basically X Men meets Percy Jackson meets the 'America is Rome' meme on crack
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DISCLAIMER: While I do reference IRL figures, groups, and current events this is simply for STORYTELLING PURPOSES and is not intended to convey any sort of political message, predict any future events, or advocate violence against any Real-World persons or groups...... or make any kind of sense if were being honest.

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Nantoraka
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Postby Nantoraka » Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:46 am

Karevka wrote:
UIS Leviathan wrote:
Did you seriously just copy and paste the literal same response you gave me before?


They already exist in every universe, all so that their time can be wasted
“what’s your name sir”
“jack MeHoff”
“Jack me off?”
“well if you say so”


Yes. I will say nothing more on the matter.
/skip

13 iq
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Marquisal
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Postby Marquisal » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:13 am

We would ally them!
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The Brytish Isles
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Postby The Brytish Isles » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:34 am

The Brytish people would’ve long risen up and overthrown the Marquisal government before it could even consolidate itself.
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