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make it sound scary

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 6:22 am
by Walkerfort
The game is simple... make the above item sound scary through describing it

for example
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user 1: dog

user 2: a ferocious four legged monster with sharp teeth able to rip a man to shreds and the speed of light itself
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now I'll start

cars

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 6:24 am
by Valentine Z
Cars: A machine that can kill you in the most horrific of ways, and most of the time, you will feel pain the entire time.

Cats.

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 6:27 am
by The Rich Port
Valentine Z wrote:Cars: A machine that can kill you in the most horrific of ways, and most of the time, you will feel pain the entire time.

Cats.


A wiry haired creature with razor sharp claws, a cloying yowl, and a hunger for baby animals that forces you to love it.

Pizza.

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 12:19 pm
by Myfanwyski
insidious bread concoction, deliciously moorish and easy to make as you chomp calories you waist expands until boosh! you've exploded in weight to 18 stone 4.(which is quite a lot for a four year old)


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 1:04 pm
by Rp Genosha
The end of everything. The finality of all humanity. Something we try to escape every time we speak.



Whoopi Goldberg

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 1:06 pm
by Upper Saust Latiegebestica
Rp Genosha wrote:The end of everything. The finality of all humanity. Something we try to escape every time we speak.



Whoopi Goldberg

Crazy Liberal Socialist who does not care who she insults.
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Bernie Sanders

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 1:07 pm
by Socialist Democratic Hryvina
A psychic able to control your every move

The odd1sout

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 1:08 pm
by Ginicun
Socialist Democratic Hryvina wrote:A psychic able to control your every move

The odd1sout

A terrible artist who brainwashes kids.
Nationstates

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 1:14 pm
by Dagnia
Ginicun wrote:Nationstates


Massive black hole that will steal your time and maybe raise your blood pressure a tick when a summer noob posts something moronic on the forums, causing you to wonder what you're still doing here.

Avocados

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 1:21 pm
by Skyhooked
They may be pleasantly soft and nice to cut. Until ya' get to it's large and tough seed. Then... meet the infamous avocado hand traumas, that involve fingers lyin' everywhere across the damn kitchen.

Russian vodka.

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 1:42 pm
by Ginicun
Skyhooked wrote:They may be pleasantly soft and nice to cut. Until ya' get to it's large and tough seed. Then... meet the infamous avocado hand traumas, that involve fingers lyin' everywhere across the damn kitchen.

Russian vodka.

Gets people addicted fast that you might be commited to a mental hospital.
Frank Zappa.

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 2:00 pm
by Stiltball
weasels ripping my flesh was one of the more pleasant side effects of listening to Zappa

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brexit

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 8:32 am
by Upper Saust Latiegebestica
The end of the European Union.

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The end of the EU

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:33 am
by Skyhooked
Won't be too scary, cuz I don't like those guys. But I'll try anyway.
They end, but instead comes greater evil, that they successfully contained. We don't know, what it is yet, but it claimed many victims in it's ascension.

Europa Universalis 4

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:35 am
by Upper Saust Latiegebestica
Skyhooked wrote:Won't be too scary, cuz I don't like those guys. But I'll try anyway.
They end, but instead comes greater evil, that they successfully contained. We don't know, what it is yet, but it claimed many victims in it's ascension.

Europa Universalis 4

You go into the great unknown, which is bigger than OTL, and the Aztecs may invade.

Sunset Invasion

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:35 am
by Inkopolitia
A simulator which only exists and thrive because of Mankind's inmense lust for destruction and suffering.

AN: People from other nations come to sack and kill your family.




Inklings

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:36 am
by Revolucionario Cuba
A massive board game which eats your wallet alive and burns it to shreds and spits it out with dlc's


Edit:A dangerous animal with primal instincts and shoots inky death

Water pump

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:38 am
by Walkerfort
a strange object that pumps out a liquid called water... and if someone or something put something else in it.... who knows what It could pump out?


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A tank

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:39 am
by Inkopolitia
Revolucionario Cuba wrote:A massive board game which eats your wallet alive and burns it to shreds and spits it out with dlc's

Water pump

Pls edit your post

/skip

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:39 am
by Woods Is Back
A treaded metal monster that tries to kill you

A leaf

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:44 am
by Socialist Democratic Hryvina
Relatives of the cocaine plant (coca) and marijuana

Octolings

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:47 am
by Yegla Islands
Hideous, unnatural fusion-creatures, with traits inherent to both human children and octopi. Their grasping, slimy head-tentacles flail aimlessly as they lurch towards you, staring with cold, dead eyes, ready to shower you in brightly-coloured sludge.



Platypi. (platypuses?)

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:47 am
by Inkopolitia
Rabid octopus-like creatures which have been raised under a totalitarian and genocidal dictatorship. These creatures have no emotion and do not care about killing, as they have been brainwashed into dehumanizing Inklings and Humans alike and thinking the both races just no more than ants.

AN: Hideous mutants that sweat milk.



Inklings, (Again, since Cuba did not edit their post)

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:50 am
by San Lumen
evil creatures made of ink that consume what they come into contact with

capital city

PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 9:52 am
by Socialist Democratic Hryvina
creepy shape shifting half-kid half-squid killers who explode their own kind (cannibals)
AN: The executioner's hq (my nation has executions)
my little pony