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Tsuki
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 155
Founded: Feb 16, 2019
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Tsuki » Sat May 04, 2019 6:23 pm

Endgame spoiler world
sonic
Don't be mean or xenophobic to me..... or YOU'RE NEXT!
Like any other nation, this nation does represent my views. Every factbook on NS is (supposed to be) IC.
I'm part of the WA.
https://iiwiki.us/wiki/Tsuki - Learn about me.
https://iiwiki.us/wiki/Category:Tsuki - Learn about the things in Tsuki.
https://dreamfiction.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Tsuki - Ditto, but more about culture i should say.
https://dreamfiction.fandom.com/wiki/Li ... iese_words - Learn Tsukiese!
Conscription isn't and will NEVER be canon to my nation!

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Destructive Government Economic System
Minister
 
Posts: 3050
Founded: Jun 15, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Sat May 04, 2019 6:26 pm

An incredibly spiky hedgehog who could run fast enough to pierce your body like a bullet

Image
"All I wish is to see the world burn."
-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
(By the way, the DGES is a servant to DEAREST LEADER of Psychotic Dictatorships.)
Just your typical guy who wants to have fun. Don't take this nation seriously,
ever.
I DO NOT use NS stats!
Keshiland literally wrote:I would give it a no. A country that lies about how free, or how great, or how humanitarian it is can never be developed. Example, NK lies and says they are democratic and are not, the US lies and says we are free yet we incarcerate millions for a medical plant. See we are basically a larger more populated North Korea.


ALSO, READ THIS!

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The Rich Port
Post Czar
 
Posts: 35309
Founded: Jul 29, 2008
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Rich Port » Sat May 04, 2019 6:27 pm

Tsuki wrote:Endgame spoiler world
sonic


A hedgehog that by some grave misfortune, for it and the world, became the herald of an unspeakable evil, mutating into a grotesque mockery of humanity. It now roams the Earth, it's spinning death taking the lives of many machines. A cult of ravenous worshipers sacrifice their lives and their dignity, self-flagellating themselves in hedonistic prostration, in veneration, waiting patiently for the day that we all succumb to it's demonic charm against our will.

Ia, Ia, Sonic, the Blue Hedgehog With A Thousand Avatars.

Edit: Cats have already been done >:P
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LAUGH, AND GROW FAT
FIRE. IF IT TAKES YOU TO BURN.
FIRE. IF IT TAKES YOU TO LEARN.
FIRE. TO DESTROY ALL YOU'VE DONE.
FIRE. TO DESTROY ALL YOU'VE BECOME.
THOSE THAT SOW THORNS SHOULD NOT EXPECT FLOWERS.
YOU NEVER KNOW JUST HOW YOU LOOK THROUGH OTHER PEOPLE'S EYES.

Tracking | History | Factbook | Dharma
Economic Report | Regional Forum | Political Compass
CAPINTERN | OMSA | OZZY | PACT | APAC
Summary | Vanguard | The Book Of Sue
THE BILLION BIT BRONY
AHAHAHAHA PONY PONY PONY PONYYY


LOVEWHOYOUARE~


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Little Tin Hat
Attaché
 
Posts: 89
Founded: Sep 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Little Tin Hat » Sun May 05, 2019 1:45 am

Destructive Government Economic System wrote:An incredibly spiky hedgehog who could run fast enough to pierce your body like a bullet



maybe cat's been done - but kitten hasn't


bundle of fur with big goo goo eyes that enslaves your soul and infiltrates and contaminates your house with it's widespread deposits and wet patches. It proceeds to scratch and tear fabrics and climbs up and breaks anything that it can get it's paws on. It mews and ?brr-harrums?(whatever that hypnotic sound they make when you stroke them) you into submission and obedience.


the police

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Arstotzzkka
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 357
Founded: Jan 31, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Arstotzzkka » Sun May 05, 2019 2:35 am

America

Yourself
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Fuck Antifa.
Communism is the very definition of failure! ~Liberty Prime

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Oswen Ucha
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 23, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Oswen Ucha » Sun May 05, 2019 3:11 am

A bipedal, naked, pale, skinny creature.

Rally race.

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Little Tin Hat
Attaché
 
Posts: 89
Founded: Sep 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Little Tin Hat » Sun May 05, 2019 8:06 am

cars careering around the countryside for so long and as it's so stressful mistakes will be made- as the surface is often muddy, one slip will send the competitors' vehicle into the tightly gathered crowds which surrounds the track killing or maiming the spectators.


eggs

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Inkopolitia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 386
Founded: Mar 06, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Inkopolitia » Sun May 05, 2019 8:15 am

The wombs of an entire species which are characterized by being descendants of the beasts known as Dinosaur. These wombs are eaten by strange bipedal apes, known as humans.



A puppy
<コ:彡 United States Of Inkopolitia <コ:彡

"The Splatocalypse has begun!"

The Woomy Times (SPICY CHAOS VS ORDER EDITION): Humans all around the world seem to be confusing the Final Fest with a Civil War. Queen Surume states "this is not the case" and is just "An event for fun" | The Splatocalypse has begun! Inklings nation-wide begin to pick sides in the Ultimate Chaos V.S. Order splatfest | The battle of Chaos V.S. Order rages on | Queen Surume of Inkopolitia rumored to participate herself as part of Team Chaos
Capitalism, Libertarianism
Communism
♀️ I'm a woman ♀️
I also like women ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tax rates not canon! :)
Hexaco babyyyy

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Ginicun
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Jan 23, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Ginicun » Sun May 05, 2019 8:30 am

Inkopolitia wrote:The wombs of an entire species which are characterized by being descendants of the beasts known as Dinosaur. These wombs are eaten by strange bipedal apes, known as humans.



A puppy

A self-destruct animal that can blow your head off.
Frank zappa, for the third or fourth time, idk i lost count
13yo dude with both left and right views, but its mostly right
Ginicun is a democracy with republic and united kingdom type monarchy elements.
Who are the brain police?


I also make flags, send me a tg and tell me the colors and look of the flag

Proud high-functioning autist!

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United States of Americanas
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby United States of Americanas » Sun May 05, 2019 11:14 am

*Sigh* what is this. The official post skipping thread?

AN didn’t state something to make scary so /skip

Airplanes (yes I said this before but nobody replied to it and didn’t even use /skip so I’m reposting it!)
Political Compass

Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.64

Damn right I’m a liberal democratic socialist. I sit in the ranks of Gandhi.
https://8values.github.io/results.html? ... 8.5&s=88.6

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Arstotzzkka
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 357
Founded: Jan 31, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Arstotzzkka » Sun May 05, 2019 1:10 pm

Shitty plane food

Nation States
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Fuck Antifa.
Communism is the very definition of failure! ~Liberty Prime

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Griemvarant
Attaché
 
Posts: 97
Founded: Mar 26, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Griemvarant » Sun May 05, 2019 1:13 pm

Without any requirement for leadership, rulers make arbitrary decisions that affect the lives of their helpless citizenry. All peoples live under a collection of absolute dictatorships, their livelihoods and very right to keep living subject to the whims of the madmen that rule over them.



Popsicles
Take the NS Stats with a grain of salt - not all generated policies are completely consistent.
"Nation. Family. Solidarity."

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San Lumen
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28737
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby San Lumen » Sun May 05, 2019 4:49 pm

frozen milk with demonic colors

subway

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Oboriko
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Apr 26, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Oboriko » Sun May 05, 2019 7:52 pm

San Lumen wrote:frozen milk with demonic colors

subway

An underground system of giant metal snakes that can crush your skeleton in seconds.
(Were you thinking of the sandwich shop?)

Orange door knobs.
Here's my real signature.
The Oborik Cattle Shop
Ariakaurl=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1204836]Dr. Mormile[/url]
1,439,173,632 NSD in treasury.
I do not use NS stats.
A 16 civilization, according to this index.

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Yegla Islands
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 128
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Yegla Islands » Mon May 06, 2019 1:53 am

Hideous, rotund eyesores that are designed exclusively to damage your visual perception of doorways. And you have to touch them to escape their retina-scorching grasp.




Jelly babies.
The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a nation forged from a war-torn, ownerless state into a gleaming bastion of socialism, scientific advancement and personal freedoms. Can be seen as a strange amalgam of Cuba and Norway, with patently ridiculous tax rates balanced out by a plethora of government-funded amenities for its citizens. Religion is ignored, the military is powerful beyond reason, and the government manages to function despite its monstrous size. All this balances on the shoulders of an ex-revolutionary, questionably-human, mostly-benevolent dictator, along with his ragtag band of ministers. Oh, and they've discovered magic a while ago.


Yes, this nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Ther Sul Citzpacia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Aug 14, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ther Sul Citzpacia » Mon May 06, 2019 3:54 pm

Welcome to the maternity unit of NS hospital. Welcome, we shall make the birth of your little darling a lovely experience. Your child is so sweet that he has turned to jelly and tastes delicious too. Oh! I couldn't resist - well it saves on the funeral.



caspar the friendly ghost.

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San Lumen
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28737
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby San Lumen » Mon May 06, 2019 3:56 pm

a ghost who stalks people and is more than happy.

airplane

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New Socialist South Africa
Minister
 
Posts: 3312
Founded: Aug 31, 2013
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New Socialist South Africa » Mon May 06, 2019 4:01 pm

San Lumen wrote:a ghost who stalks people and is more than happy.

airplane


A packed metal box being hurtled through the air at tremendous speeds with nothing but a thin window between you and howling freezing winds and a hurtling fall to your near certain death. Also peanuts.

Puppies.
"I find that offensive" is never a sound counter argument.
"Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true." - Gaius Julius Caesar
"I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it's for or against." - Malcolm X
"The soul of a nation can be seen in the way it treats its children" - Nelson Mandela
The wealth of humanity should be determined by that of the poorest individual.

"What makes a man

Strength enough to build a home
Time enough to hold a child
and Love enough to break a heart".

Terry Pratchett


Olthar wrote:Anyone who buys "x-ray specs" expecting them to be real deserves to lose their money.

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Cayenne-
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 48
Founded: Mar 05, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Cayenne- » Mon May 06, 2019 4:03 pm

Metal tube hurtling through the air powered by extremely flammable kerosene with only a thin layer of metal between you and thin air.



Lichtenstein
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The Commonwealth of Cayenne - Das Commonwealth von Cayenne - La Commonwealth di Cayenne - Le Commonwealth de Cayenne

Ace Combat New Zealand on Steroids. The Lighthouse War has ended but a potential war has sparked between it’s two closest neighbors. NS Stats not used.Tech Level: MT/PMT | Nov 2019
18 y/o Gay Male of Somali Descent, living in Toronto, Canadian born, but British raised so I do have the accent. Ace Combat Lover

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Cayenne beats Osea 6-4 to secure FIFA Women’s World Cup Victory | Cayenne wins OseaVision with ‘Bad Apple' | Triumvirate Day celebrations to include Osean, Aurelian army and Air Force | Erusean provisional government to call elections in September, Coronate Queen Cossette In mid August

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San Lumen
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28737
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby San Lumen » Mon May 06, 2019 5:16 pm

a place where only a man can be the monarch and tucked away in the mountains hidden from the world

train

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Cossack Khanate
Diplomat
 
Posts: 587
Founded: May 09, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Cossack Khanate » Mon May 06, 2019 5:21 pm

San Lumen wrote:a place where only a man can be the monarch and tucked away in the mountains hidden from the world

train


Train: A mass of moving steel that moves at high speeds capable of crashing through walls and tearing a man to pieces, and is impossible to turn.

Calculator
The Holy Decreeist Empire of Cossack Khanate
We don’t use NS Stats, to do so would be ridiculous. You also can’t check my factbooks...because they are in Google Docs. Tee hee
Council of Free Market Economies ,ReArk Armaments (WIP)
A proud member of the regions Cornellia (IC) and Farkasfalka (OOC).
Proud Monarch of the ♔♚IMPERION COALITION♚♔
Me in not so much of nutshell: The Nutshell

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Melon feud
Envoy
 
Posts: 265
Founded: Aug 08, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Melon feud » Mon May 06, 2019 6:07 pm

Cossack Khanate wrote:
San Lumen wrote:a place where only a man can be the monarch and tucked away in the mountains hidden from the world

train


Train: A mass of moving steel that moves at high speeds capable of crashing through walls and tearing a man to pieces, and is impossible to turn.

Calculator


Tabulates the number of breaths you have remaining between impacted bowel movements


Mechanical can opener

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United States of Americanas
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby United States of Americanas » Mon May 06, 2019 9:36 pm

Mechanical Can Opener: Device capable of creating sharp metallic discs that will slice through the garbage bag as you’re taking out the trash and cut your hand leaving painful cuts and a risk of tetanus.

Internet Modem
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Political Compass

Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.64

Damn right I’m a liberal democratic socialist. I sit in the ranks of Gandhi.
https://8values.github.io/results.html? ... 8.5&s=88.6

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San Lumen
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28737
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby San Lumen » Tue May 07, 2019 7:48 am

a rectangular device that makes creepy noises and has demonic lights on it that flash and blink.

mayor

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Pax Nerdvana
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11809
Founded: May 22, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Pax Nerdvana » Tue May 07, 2019 7:54 am

San Lumen wrote:a rectangular device that makes creepy noises and has demonic lights on it that flash and blink.

mayor

A person who runs a mini-dictatorship.


Pac-Man
Patriotic centrist American, who is right leaning. I support the Bill of Rights. I have no loyalty to any party. Expand or die. That's how humanity works. Science fiction is the best genre. The solar system is ours for the taking. I am a male. You can't spell team without "me". I support the troops.
Call me Pax. I take things literally, being a literal person.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you think we should colonize other planets.
#colonizemars
TANSTAAFL
Freedom is never free, so remember those who died for it

The country is the people, not the gov't
Doomsday is inevitable. Learn to survive.
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Pro:Bill of Rights,guns,centrism,capitalism,socialism,space exploration,Christianity,privacy
Anti: Trump,Clinton,fascism,Communism,big business

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